Anyone want to volunteer their time (need an illustrator)

[d3ath4u]

Hi! you might remember me from such posts as, "A History of the Universe, Planetside Style", then again, you might not. I would really appreciate it if one of you artists out there would like to help me out with this story I'm cooking up. I would do the artwork myself, but when people see my art, their brain just sort of, loses 30 IQ points, or disintegrates. You will recieve full credit and stuff of that nature. It's nothing really hard, just cartoon images. If so please reply to this messege or email me at [email protected]

Thanks!

[OfaLoaf]

Any specifics?

[Derfud]

If you cant find anyone to do it. Make poorly produced MS paint drawings. They seem to inspire funnay just because they usually suck so bad.

[d3ath4u]

Well, I can't really tell you much now. Don't wanna spoil anything. But, you'd be drawing some cavemen, basic animals (dear, dogs) maybe some basic items, all 2d stuff.

I thought about going the piss poor MS route, but the ideas i have need to be well done.

EDIT: spelling

[JetRaiden]

btw folks history of the universe was so awesome. hes worth doing illustrating for.

[d3ath4u]

thanks Jet.

[d3ath4u]

Ok well I'm gonna spill some beans. It's on the history of the world again. Only not just limited to PS style, but all internet/computer/gaming style. (tking=murders, etc) I think it will be a hit, I'm having a blast working on it. Put about 8 hours into the story so far. I'm going really into the history this time, since I'm not limited to just Planetside. I'm guessing story will be around 10-20 pages, and not a single boring paragraph!

[d3ath4u]

8 hours in, and only at Homer :)

[Dharkbayne]

Try contacting martyr, he's the resident artist, he might be able to help, dunno though.

[d3ath4u]

Ok I fired off a messege to Martyr, is there anyone else interested?

[d3ath4u]

Is there no one else that wants to help? :( Maybe artists are more rare than I thought.

[oddfish]

Is there no one else that wants to help? :( Maybe artists are more rare than I thought.

i'd help but i'm the laziest fucker in the whole wide world. i'm sorry. i actually feel trully bad for not offering to help. but i'm just so goddamned lazy. :(

[d3ath4u]

Yes but oddfish, it would be fun .

[oddfish]

Yes but oddfish, it would be fun .

fun does not stand up to laziness. especially laziness as deeply set as mine. the only reason i'm not fat is because i surf and have promiscuous sex with girls i barely know. If i didn't do either of those things, i'd be a lard ass. that's how lazy i am.

[OfaLoaf]

I'd give it a shot.

[Spee]

8 hours?! HA! Ive spent that amount of time working the bugs out of forging my own CULTURE! D&D Forevah! BWHAHAHAHAA

[HawkEye]

i cant draw.

[d3ath4u]

ofaloaf, you up to the task? if so send me an email. [email protected] thanks.

[d3ath4u]

Sigh, ofloaf got banned. Lucky me.

[martyr]

i'm not banned yet

[OfaLoaf]

Ha! I'm unbanned! And I sent an e-mail!

[d3ath4u]

rgr that ofaloaf. I sent you the specifics to your inbox. Lets let this thread die, people are probably tired of seeing it, if this didnt have anything to do with me, I would be tired of it too.

[Darksim]

http://alphapoint.org/darksim/illus.bmp

[d3ath4u]

Ofaloaf!! Are you out there? I sent you an email and you still havent responded! I'm bumping this only because I can see you're on right now. Email me!

Btw, Darksim, that is amazing! Would you like to draw for me?