This is probably ***... but...

[ChewyLSB]

I did a forum search for the URL and "213" and didn't find anything, so I'm hoping this hasn't been posted before...

213 Things Skippy Shouldn't Do (http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html)

[Corrosion]

Nfn

[martyr]

better known as simply "skippy's list," used to be at www.skippyslist.com

[JakeLogan]

HFS first time I've ever seen this :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Hezzy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's NFN

[ControlledBurn]

Yea, pretty old, but always good for a laugh. Many of these used to be my away messages, and I still plan on taking a few pages from his book and doing stuff like pulling the red food dye stunt.

[EineBeBoP]

:rofl:
Pretty freaking funny.

[Rbstr]

teh lolz

[Indecisive]

Even if it was posted before, its nice to have a refresher of teh funny once and a while.

NFN to me. :rofl:

[Strygun]

my favorites:

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

202. Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.

[OfaLoaf]

#58 makes me worry.

[SDM]

I may not line my helmet with tin foil to �Block out the space mind control lasers'.:rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

Even if it was posted before, its nice to have a refresher of teh funny once and a while.

NFN to me. :rofl:

[WildEagle]

Even if it was posted before, its nice to have a refresher of teh funny once and a while.

NFN to me. :rofl:

[Everay]

oh, im deffinatly gonna try some of those, especialy the red dye one, but only after a few years in the service.

[SDM]

Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.


I'm going to definately try to work this in at work.:lol:

[Infernus]

98.The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not ?Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.'

99.A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[scarpas]

my long list of faves.

Vodka, green food coloring, and a �Cool Mint� Listerine� bottle is not a good combination.

I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.

I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD�s.

Crucifying mice - bad idea.

�No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages� does not imply that a Jack Daniel�s � IV is acceptable.

"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.

The Microsoft � �Dancing Paperclip� is not authorized to countermand any orders.

Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.

Must not teach interpreters how to make "MRE" bombs.

I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke �.

Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' � into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.

No part of the military uniform is edible.

Take that hat off.

No, the pants are not optional.

My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. �

When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'.

Shouldn't use Photoshop � to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.

I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.

NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an "Easter Desecration."

[ViperGTS]

Wtf is NFN? Omg that was good.
I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD�s.
OMG thats good.

[ChewyLSB]

I'm assuming it means "New ****in news". My topic title was "This is probably O.FN" but I didn't realize that was censored.

[Infernus]

I'm assuming it means "New ****in news". My topic title was "This is probably O.FN" but I didn't realize that was censored.

most people around here have come to realize that ***= O F N

[Ivan]

I'm assuming it means "New ****in news". My topic title was "This is probably O.FN" but I didn't realize that was censored.
Over use of O.F.N. caused it to be censored.