Naming your child Jesus.

[Mr1337Duck]

I was at CiCi's pizza with our band during our school-day tour. And one of the desk guys was named Jesus. That got me thinking, what could compell someone to name their kid Jesus. Everytime he introduces himself, he'll get a funny look. At least.

At most he'll be a Christian. Then if he changes churches, he's talking to the Rev. after a service. Rev asks him to introduce himself. Guy says "Hey, I'm Jesus." Rev's like "Heretic! Burn him!"


Terrible.



Do the world a favor. If you have kids, don't name 'em Jesus.

[AztecWarrior]

Actually, among my fellow Hispanics, it is common to name your son 'Jesus'. Of course, it's pronounced way different, and you wouldn't know it unless you read it.

[OfaLoaf]

What about guys named Mohammad? You know, the founder of Islam?

[Mr1337Duck]

What, like "Hey-Zeus"

[AztecWarrior]

What, like "Hey-Zeus"
Close enough. "Hey-Suse" is closer.

[Onizuka]

Indeed. I have yet to see a Jesus not of Hispanic origin.

[SDM]

I'm going to name my first born Jeezuss, and if it's a girl, I shall call her **** or possibly Weege.

[Sputty]

I'm going to name my first born Jeezuss, and if it's a girl, I shall call her **** or possibly Weege.
How can you have kids when all the sex you do is anal?

[1024]

im naming my kid Jeebus.

[Mr1337Duck]

Dang-da-da-dang-da-dang-da-dang-dang!

[Derfud]

When I went to mexico, the guy who gave us our little All inclusive wristbands for the hotel was named Jesus. Quite the story actually. It seemed the wristband he gave my brother and I were full adult ones (IE: alchohol passes). Now I can say that Jesus gave me alchohol in mexico.

[Corrosion]

The guy who owes me 5 bucks and still hasn't payed me since last year is named Jesus. A pretty damn common name in California.

[Jaged]

The guy who owes me 5 bucks and still hasn't payed me since last year is named Jesus. A pretty damn common name in California.
Its not very common in the Bay Area where I live.

[Corrosion]

FINE! So. Cal.

[Everay]

in spanish, the J makes the english H sound.

[Corrosion]

And the H is never pronounced, just skipped.

[Triggar]

My sister Mary used to date a guy named Jesus.

Hilarity ensued.

[Smaug]

Yeah my brother Karl, used to screw some guy named Friedrich.

[Ivan]

Yeah my brother Karl, used to screw some guy named Friedrich.
:huh: :confused:

[scarpas]

Actually, among my fellow Hispanics, it is common to name your son 'Jesus'. Of course, it's pronounced way different, and you wouldn't know it unless you read it.


yeah it sounds like heysoos.

its really pretty common.

[SDM]

I'm naming my kid Heysoos

[WolfA4]

actually it's like "heh-suse"

[Kam]

Yeah my brother Karl, used to screw some guy named Friedrich.
:huh: :confused:

[Sputty]

Yeah my brother Karl, used to screw some guy named Friedrich.
Omg! Now I remember you! ;)