I am convinced my school is retarded

[Dharkbayne]

Okay, I'm in the computer lab at school today, and these 2 other jackasses, who for protective purposes, shall be named Octavian, and Lee, who know NOTHING about computers, are saying that they are hackers, and whatnot, and we're standing next to an old ass PC (6-8 years old) with no case.

Octavian: Where's the motherboard?

Me: Uh.... it's that big thing in the back

Octavian: I knew that, I was just seeing if you did

Me: Mmhmm

Octavian: That graphics card doesn't look very advanced

Me: Show me which one's the graphics card

**Octavian points to the sound card**

Me: Wrong.

**Octavian points to the hard drive

Me: Wrong again. **points to the gfx card**

Octavian: Oh, I'm not used to computers of this syntax protocol

Me: Ahh, are you experienced with jiggawat based computers?

Lee: It's not "jiggawat" stupid. IT'S GIGGAWAT.

**Trying to hold in the laughs**

Me: jiggawats are smaller giggawats

Lee: Oh yeah, I forgot

Me: How many jiggawats are in a giggawat?

Lee: Uhh... hmm... uhh... **mumbling to self for about 30 seconds**

Me: Yes?

Lee: A hundred?

Me: No, that's a jiggabyte

Lee: No, that's called a giggawat

Me: Nu-uh!

Lee: YEAH HUH, I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU, I MADE A VIDEO GAME!

Me: You ... made a video game?

Lee: YEAH, I MADE MY OWN VIDEO GAME IN TONY HAWK UNDERGROUND! AND I HACKED A GAME TOO!

Me: Oh really? You did? Which one?

Lee: STARCRAFT! I HACKED IT SO I COULD SEE THE MAP!

Me: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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At this point, I couldn't help it, and I had to walk away.

[1024]

:rofl:

[Darksim]

You MORON! That IS a giggawatt! *Slap*

[Biohazzard56]

Its called; Esc, click options, uncheck fog of war, click ok.

Your School has issues Dhark. I hate it when teachers call the case the CPU to keep it simple, why dont you just tell them what it is instead of making it complicated later on. It annoys the hell ouf of me when they are like "The monitor is on top of the CPU".

[EarlyDawn]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"It's a Jiggabyte, I swear to god!"

[Rbstr]

Yeah i find it very dumb when somebody calles a the case a CPU. Even my programing teacehr does it, but she doesn't acctualy know how to program either, she just gives us a text book to read and yells at us for being off task

[Biohazzard56]

Yeah i find it very dumb when somebody calles a the case a CPU. Even my programing teacehr does it, but she doesn't acctualy know how to program either, she just gives us a text book to read and yells at us for being off task

Reminds me of the time, I was talking about programming with the teacher and some kid says "Basic isnt that the you use to pay for groceries with?"

[Dharkbayne]

"Basic isnt that the you use to pay for groceries with?"

That isn't even a coherent sentence.

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: I knew a few people like that.

[AztecWarrior]

Tell them this: (Bash quote #22202)

The_Fur: where do i fail again?

BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.

BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.

BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman

BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live

BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere

[Corrosion]

Yeah i find it very dumb when somebody calles a the case a CPU. Even my programing teacehr does it, but she doesn't acctualy know how to program either, she just gives us a text book to read and yells at us for being off task
My local computer parts store calls the comp the "CPU". For example, when the put a pic of a monitor and the computer itself they put a caption that says: CPU ONLY.

[Biohazzard56]

That isn't even a coherent sentence.


My Typing is fucked tonight, I meant to type

Basic isnt that the thing you use to Pay for Groceries with.

[Everay]

i suppose they think CPU stands for ComPUter or something, i dunno. mabey they are just fuck ups.

[Ivan]

i suppose they think CPU stands for ComPUter or something, i dunno. mabey they are just fuck ups.
Yeah that's what most people call computers. It pisses me off to.

I wonder how pissed off Hamma gets at work when he get calls like that? :lol:

[ViperGTS]

Wow. You should see my computer applications teacher. He tries to make people belive he knows more than some of the students...when he dosnt. He had no fucking idea what a usb port was last year...

[Lartnev]

Textbooks are the culprits for calling the computer as a whole the CPU. So just go with the idea that CPU can mean both the processor and the computer as a whole (although we all know the truth! :)).

You always get people who pretend they know more than they do, just computers aren't understood by so many that most of the time they get away with it. Until of course, they run into someone who does and pwns them :D

[Jennyboo]

You owned those 2 :lol::rofl:

[Strygun]

sounds like my computer teachers

[HunterKiller]

Okay, I'm in the computer lab at school today, and these 2 other jackasses, who for protective purposes, shall be named Octavian, and Lee, who know NOTHING about computers, are saying that they are hackers, and whatnot, and we're standing next to an old ass PC (6-8 years old) with no case.

Octavian: Where's the motherboard?

Me: Uh.... it's that big thing in the back

Octavian: I knew that, I was just seeing if you did

Me: Mmhmm

Octavian: That graphics card doesn't look very advanced

Me: Show me which one's the graphics card

**Octavian points to the sound card**

Me: Wrong.

**Octavian points to the hard drive

Me: Wrong again. **points to the gfx card**

Octavian: Oh, I'm not used to computers of this syntax protocol

Me: Ahh, are you experienced with jiggawat based computers?

Lee: It's not "jiggawat" stupid. IT'S GIGGAWAT.

**Trying to hold in the laughs**

Me: jiggawats are smaller giggawats

Lee: Oh yeah, I forgot

Me: How many jiggawats are in a giggawat?

Lee: Uhh... hmm... uhh... **mumbling to self for about 30 seconds**

Me: Yes?

Lee: A hundred?

Me: No, that's a jiggabyte

Lee: No, that's called a giggawat

Me: Nu-uh!

Lee: YEAH HUH, I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU, I MADE A VIDEO GAME!

Me: You ... made a video game?

Lee: YEAH, I MADE MY OWN VIDEO GAME IN TONY HAWK UNDERGROUND! AND I HACKED A GAME TOO!

Me: Oh really? You did? Which one?

Lee: STARCRAFT! I HACKED IT SO I COULD SEE THE MAP!

Me: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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At this point, I couldn't help it, and I had to walk away.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:

[Heavygain]

ROFLMFAO!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl:

[martyr]

on my own boards, i have a special thread where i like to post things like this. the kinds of things that make me want to hurt people.

http://www.sol-system.com/koxenrider/trip/pics/octopus.jpg

[Hamma]

Wait, dhark goes to school?

[Hezzy]

He goes to pirate academy. Like police academy, only with more seamen.

[xmodum]

He goes to pirate academy. Like police academy, only with more semen
Fixed

[Neon Apocalypse]

most people at my school dont know shit about computers, they don't know shit about hardware, and I really dont know much about hardware at all, im probably nothing compared to some of you guys but I know a bit

most people at my school are like "wow you have no life" if you talk alot about computers, i have a life i just waste part of it playing computer games and talking about them

[Sputty]

on my own boards, i have a special thread where i like to post things like this. the kinds of things that make me want to hurt people.

http://www.sol-system.com/koxenrider/trip/pics/octopus.jpg
What a happy octopus

[snowwolfe]

Lol.

Computer teacher asks who knows what RAM is. Some dumbass says "RAM? Why would we be learning about trucks in here?"

Yes that really happened at my school, I wasnt a part of the class just using the lab.

[Dharkbayne]

Today was a good day, I managed to show almost everyone in the lab goatse, diddlers, and tubgirl. :thumbsup:

[Mr1337Duck]

Neon, they give me that shit all the time because I game a lot. The white trash swimmer kid who's in a lot of my classes is always like:

Eric: "I work out ALL the time! What's that, John (me), you only work out SOME of the time and don't swim or play basketball? What else do you do? Oh, you play guitar and computers? You're a nerd, only white kids do that!"

Me: "Umm... Eric? You're whiter than I am."

Eric: "No way!"

I hold up my arm, which, if I stayed in the sun more, you might mistake me for being Indian. He's lighter than those beige covers you see in lots of hotel beds.

Me: "See?"

Eric: "Who cares, I'm culturally darker than you. I do a sport, swimming. You play guitar, that's so white trash."

Me: "No, playing guitar, though it is typically thought of as a white thing, is not white trash. You ever see chicks insult guitar players for being 'white trash'? No. And I do karate, I do a sport where you train to kick people's asses. You train to cross small bodies of water. My sport has much more life-use, especially in security or miltiary fields."

[Hezzy]

Call him an albino. He'll like that. Or casper.

[ControlledBurn]

I work for a rather large electronics retail chain as a service technician. I've seen and heard some of the stupidest things from my customers mouths. One of the more often heard use of incorrect terminology is customer's calling the unit their modem. Customer's look at me like I'm stupid when they ask me how much a new modem costs and I inform them they start at $30.

[ChewyLSB]

Man, your computer teachers must suck... I rather like my programming teacher.

[Kam]

OMG tubgirl!!! Nooooooooo! :scared: :eek:

That should never be seen by anybody, EVER.

[Infernus]

OMG tubgirl!!! Nooooooooo! :scared: :eek:

That should never be seen by anybody, EVER.

Tubgirl scares the jiggabytes out of my computer...

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :lol: dhark thats awesome. I have so many tools like that at my school.

[Neon Apocalypse]

l337duck:

i dont have people constantly make fun of me, im friends with almost everyone i know, i only talk about computers and games to people that are interested in them, then people here me talk and theyre like wtf are you talking about, i just be cool and say its games stuff and that it doesnt concern them, usually they just turn around but ive gotten people into certain games by telling them more, oh and dont talk about games when girls are around, its like a flame button for them, i just dont talk much about computers at school

[Bighoss]

That sounds like my mandatory computer apps class. I don't know a ton about computers but I know enough to point out the basic parts and know the important terms. I was the only person in my entire class who knew what the processor was...

How ever on the plus side there is this kid with the worst case of ADHD ever. He just sits there yelling micheal Jackson lyrics. Its really funny.

[Spee]

My school is composed completely of dorks, nerds, gamers, and goths. Preps and jocks are in the minority. Why? CAUSE WE DONT HAVE ANY SPORTS, THATS WHY! BWAJHAHAHA

[Mr1337Duck]

Neon, I don't being this shit up, he goes after me on it.

[Triggar]

I work for a rather large electronics retail chain as a service technician. I've seen and heard some of the stupidest things from my customers mouths. One of the more often heard use of incorrect terminology is customer's calling the unit their modem. Customer's look at me like I'm stupid when they ask me how much a new modem costs and I inform them they start at $30.

http://er7600.com/photos/h4x0rpc_1_-103.jpg

[Onizuka-GTO]

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