[ROUND 2]Mike Tyson vs. Captain America

[AztecWarrior]

Continuing my sleep-deprived maniacal, unrealistic fights, we now bring you Round 2.

http://www.rgj.com/news/files/2002/06/04/10513.jpg
Mike Tyson, professional boxer, famous for the "Holyfield Ear Incident" and "Child-Ingestion Incident"

VERSUS

http://www.bikemenu.com/photos/art/captainamericacomic/Captain%20America002.jpg
Captain America of superhero fame

Now with Super Poll-voting action!

[Kyonye]

Captain America

[EineBeBoP]

Captain America

Indeed.
Easy.

I never saw tyson fight the Nazis.

[SDM]

Tyson would rape Capt.America (literally, cuz he's been known to do that). Capt.America looks like he's into anal though, so I think they would fall in love and live happily evar after.

[Derfud]

Mike Tyson. Just look at Cpt. America's ears sticking out like that. He has no chance.

[UncleDynamite]

Mike Tyson. Anyone who has to use a pansy shield can't be that good.

[Jennyboo]

http://www.bikemenu.com/photos/art/captainamericacomic/Captain%20America002.jpg
He's sexy :brow:

[UncleDynamite]

^ No! He has a prissy shield, how sexy can that be?