mexican Air Force detects UFOs...

[Infernus]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/05/11/mexico.ufos.ap/index.html

Mexico has an Air Force?

[Indecisive]

Like one 20 year old cropduster.

[OfaLoaf]

They're Mexicans; can we trust them? After all, they are sending secret commandos to take all our jobs and force us into despair, at which point we will rebel against the government and the Armed Mexican Army will invade and conquer us.

[Hamma]

Like one 20 year old cropduster.
:rofl:

[Sputty]

Like one 20 year old cropduster.
Time to use the newest Owned pic!
*drumroll*





http://knollsoft.com/sputty/rockowned.gif

[Infernus]

They're Mexicans; can we trust them? After all, they are sending secret commandos to take all our jobs and force us into despair, at which point we will rebel against the government and the Armed Mexican Army will invade and conquer us.

3 people? My dead dog could fend off this Armed Mexican Army I beleive...

[OfaLoaf]

Time to use the newest Owned pic!
*drumroll*





http://knollsoft.com/sputty/rockowned.gif
:rofl: where's that clip from?

[Mr1337Duck]

Bah, I could fake a pic like that.

[Kam]

The Mexicans have a airforce? What are they, biplanes?

[ZeusCali]

as in the american definition of UFO or the mexican- Unidentified Flying OoAmerican-its-an-american-run-for-it-save-the-crop-dusters!!!

[Everay]

they said they have jets...

[ZeusCali]

Mexico

Air Force


Current Service Types:
Aircraft Type-- Total Del'd-- Total Now-- Role-- Origin
Northrop F-5E/F..... 10/2 8/2 Fighter/Attack USA
Lockheed T-33A..... 48 17 Trainer/COIN USA
Pilatus PC-7.......... 97 70 Trainer/COIN Switzerland
Lockheed C-130A... 7 7 Transport USA
Lockheed C-130H... 1 1 Transport USA
Lockheed L-100-30. 1 1 Transport USA
IAI Arava 201....... 9 9 Transport/COIN Israel
Swearingen C-26... 4 4 Transport/Recce. USA
Beech King Air A90/C90 1/3 1/3 Transport/Recce. USA
Beech Super King Air 300 1 1 Transport USA
Rockwell Turbo Commander 840/980/1000 1/2/3 6 Transport USA
Rockwell Shrike Commander 500S 20 10 Transport/Recce. USA
Lockheed L-1329 Jetstar 1 1 VIP Transport USA
Cessna 500 Citation...... 1 1 VIP Transport USA
Boeing 727.................. 5 3 Transport USA
Boeing 737.................. 2 2 Transport USA
Boeing 757.................. 1 1 Transport USA
Antonov An-32B........... 4 4 Transport Ukraine
Schweizer SA 2-37A 2 2 Recce. USA
Maule M-7-235 Super Rocket 6 6 Recce. USA
Pilatus PC-6................. 4 4 Transport/Recce. Switzerland
Cessna 182S................ 73 73 Recce. USA
Cessna 206.................. 11 11 Transport USA
Cessna 210.................. 3 3 Transport USA
Maule MXT-7-180.......... 21 21 Training USA
Beech F33C Bonanza...... 42 29 Training USA
Aeromacchi SF-260EU.... 30 30 Training Italy
Stearman PT-13/17....... 12+ 12 Instructor Pilot Utility Transpt. USA
Aerospatiale SA.330 Puma 5 2 Transport France
Eurocopter AS.332L Super Puma 5 2 Transport France
Bell 205A-1.................. 6 1 Training USA
Bell 206B..................... 15 15 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 206L-III.................. 7 7 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 212....................... 24 24 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 412EP.................... 1 1 Transport USA
MD-530F/530MG............ 10/12 22 Recce./COIN USA
Sikorsky S-70A-24......... 6 6 Transport/Recce. USA
Mil Mi-2........................ 4 4 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-8T/8MTV-1........... 12 11 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-17...................... 24 24 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-26T.................... 2 2 Transport Ukraine

http://www.aeroflight.co.uk/waf/americas/mexico/mex-af-aircraft.htm

[OfaLoaf]

Mexico

Air Force


Current Service Types:
Aircraft Type Total
Del'd Total
Now Role Origin
Northrop F-5E/F 10/2 8/2 Fighter/Attack USA
Lockheed T-33A 48 17 Trainer/COIN USA
Pilatus PC-7 97 70 Trainer/COIN Switzerland
Lockheed C-130A 7 7 Transport USA
Lockheed C-130H 1 1 Transport USA
Lockheed L-100-30 1 1 Transport USA
IAI Arava 201 9 9 Transport/COIN Israel
Swearingen C-26 4 4 Transport/Recce. USA
Beech King Air A90/C90 1/3 1/3 Transport/Recce. USA
Beech Super King Air 300 1 1 Transport USA
Rockwell Turbo Commander 840/980/1000 1/2/3 6 Transport USA
Rockwell Shrike Commander 500S 20 10 Transport/Recce. USA
Lockheed L-1329 Jetstar 1 1 VIP Transport USA
Cessna 500 Citation 1 1 VIP Transport USA
Boeing 727 5 3 Transport USA
Boeing 737 2 2 Transport USA
Boeing 757 1 1 Transport USA
Antonov An-32B 4 4 Transport Ukraine
Schweizer SA 2-37A 2 2 Recce. USA
Maule M-7-235 Super Rocket 6 6 Recce. USA
Pilatus PC-6 4 4 Transport/Recce. Switzerland
Cessna 182S 73 73 Recce. USA
Cessna 206 11 11 Transport USA
Cessna 210 3 3 Transport USA
Maule MXT-7-180 21 21 Training USA
Beech F33C Bonanza 42 29 Training USA
Aeromacchi SF-260EU 30 30 Training Italy
Stearman PT-13/17 12+ 12 Instructor Pilot Utility Transpt. USA
Aerospatiale SA.330 Puma 5 2 Transport France
Eurocopter AS.332L Super Puma 5 2 Transport France
Bell 205A-1 6 1 Training USA
Bell 206B 15 15 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 206L-III 7 7 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 212 24 24 Transport/Recce. USA
Bell 412EP 1 1 Transport USA
MD-530F/530MG 10/12 22 Recce./COIN USA
Sikorsky S-70A-24 6 6 Transport/Recce. USA
Mil Mi-2 4 4 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-8T/8MTV-1 12 11 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-17 24 24 Transport Ukraine
Mil Mi-26T 2 2 Transport Ukraine
How'd you find that?

[Kam]

google?

[ZeusCali]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=mexican+air+force

Google :-D

[Bighoss]

god damn Mexicans go back to Mexania :D

I heard that some marine pilots saw some UFO's during an airshow and began to hunt it down and attempted to get a target lock.

[ZeusCali]

god damn Mexicans go back to Mexania :D

I heard that some marine pilots saw some UFO's during an airshow and began to hunt it down and attempted to get a target lock.

was he an american pilot? lol so much for a peaceful super power

UFO"we come in peace"
pilot1"dude, look cannon fodder"
pilot2"we are here to liberate you from your bodies, this is for your own good even if you do die."

arg


oh and wouldn't that be hispania? the island down there.
or was it hispanola?
Hispaniola?
lol

[Bighoss]

was he an american pilot? lol so much for a peaceful super power

UFO"we come in peace"
pilot1"dude, look cannon fodder"
pilot2"we are here to liberate you from your bodies, this is for your own good even if you do die."

arg


oh and wouldn't that be hispania? the island down there.

it was on some TV show about Stunt pilots that I saw a long time ago, I'm pretty sure it was Marine, could have been wrong

[ZeusCali]

lol, doesn't that say something about the maturity of our culture?
Aliens come down to look at us
and
a pilot trys to get a weapons lock on it.

[BUGGER]

The Mexicans have a airforce? What are they, biplanes?
No, they are papper airplanes that get launched off of mousetraps and fly short distances (its only over the border fence, its why we never see their planes).


And those weren't UFO's, they were the Mexican airplanes that some one lit with a lighter and launched them.

[Firefly]

Their only fighter is the F-5... that's fuckin SAD. That's the trainer aircraft that we use to simulate enemy aircraft. You can see them in a ton of movies as "threat aircraft". I think Hot Shots had them, possibly Top Gun as well?

[ZeusCali]

No, they are papper airplanes that get launched off of mousetraps and fly short distances (its only over the border fence, its why we never see their planes).


And those weren't UFO's, they were the Mexican airplanes that some one lit with a lighter and launched them.
no no they upgraded to the knew steraform planes with the little propeller and a BUILT IN rubber band, they're so proud. They're saving up for the wood model.

and it looks like they launched a few bombs then took a picture when they landed.

[AztecWarrior]

Their only fighter is the F-5... that's fuckin SAD. That's the trainer aircraft that we use to simulate enemy aircraft. You can see them in a ton of movies as "threat aircraft". I think Hot Shots had them, possibly Top Gun as well?
Well...given that the country is mad poor, buying fourth-generation fighter aircraft in a time of peace is not a high priority.

'The island down there, Hispaniola' is the island which Haiti and the Dominican Republic are on.

[ZeusCali]

Well...given that the country is mad poor, buying fourth-generation fighter aircraft in a time of peace is not a high priority.

'The island down there, Hispaniola' is the island which Haiti and the Dominican Republic are on.
okay alright so it is spelled hispaniola then yes? k, i forgot haiti and dom republic was on it though lol.

[AztecWarrior]

No, they are papper airplanes that get launched off of mousetraps and fly short distances (its only over the border fence, its why we never see their planes).


And those weren't UFO's, they were the Mexican airplanes that some one lit with a lighter and launched them.
Fuck you.

[ZeusCali]

Fuck you.

if it helps he spelled paper wrong :groovy: :groovy:

[SDM]

Their only fighter is the F-5... that's fuckin SAD. That's the trainer aircraft that we use to simulate enemy aircraft. You can see them in a ton of movies as "threat aircraft". I think Hot Shots had them, possibly Top Gun as well?F-5E Tiger II is a very capable aircraft for it's cost. With upgrades to weapons and avionics it can be a formidable air defence fighter. Just because it's not an F-22 doesn't make it "SAD". Mexican F-5Es come with a small statue of Mary on the dash instead of a HUD which makes it slightly less effective though.

[BUGGER]

well i was thinking pepper too.


BTW, the rubberband propeller ones are for long range bombing on the closest freeway on our soil.


Aztec, just playin round kid. ;)

[Ivan]

F-5E Tiger II is a very capable aircraft for it's cost. With upgrades to weapons and avionics it can be a formidable air defence fighter. Just because it's not an F-22 doesn't make it "SAD". Mexican F-5Es come with a small statue of Mary on the dash instead of a HUD which makes it slightly less effective though.
:rofl: pics:

[Indecisive]

Mexican F-5Es come with a small statue of Mary on the dash instead of a HUD which makes it slightly less effective though.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZeusCali]

well i was thinking pepper too.


BTW, the rubberband propeller ones are for long range bombing on the closest freeway on our soil.


Aztec, just playin round kid. ;)
neighbors need to watch out rumor has it they're getting a new shipment of "extra long rubbers"
:lol:

[AztecWarrior]

F-5E Tiger II is a very capable aircraft for it's cost. With upgrades to weapons and avionics it can be a formidable air defence fighter. Just because it's not an F-22 doesn't make it "SAD". Mexican F-5Es come with a small statue of Mary on the dash instead of a HUD which makes it slightly less effective though.
I'd say "Up yours!" but you'd like that. Go to hell.

[SDM]

:rofl: pics:
Someone do a google image search. I'm at work and have better things to do:)

[Ivan]

Someone do a google image search. I'm at work and have better things to do:)
Like whore PSU forums? :)

[ZeusCali]

Someone do a google image search. I'm at work and have better things to do:)
lol i actually thought of doing that

[OfaLoaf]

Have you heard? It's rumored the Mexican Air Force may have the "RC airplane".


Seriously though, an F-5 can still cause damage, no matter what. They shoot at you and hit, you die, doesn't matter if the gun is a modern type or some gun model from the 1940s.

[Smaug]

well i was thinking pepper too.


BTW, the rubberband propeller ones are for long range bombing on the closest freeway on our soil.


Aztec, just playin round kid. ;)

Well not only are you offensive, but you just aren't funny. You've already made 2 posts about paper airplanes, I think you've worn it out.

[ZeusCali]

Have you heard? It's rumored the Mexican Air Force may have the "RC airplane".


Seriously though, an F-5 can still cause damage, no matter what. They shoot at you and hit, you die, doesn't matter if the gun is a modern type or some gun model from the 1940s.

oh noes south america is doomed

[Derfud]

Guys, this is almost as bad as the france-bashing. Cut it out. Just because some countries don't have as large of a military as yours, doesn't mean you have the right to insult it so much.

[SDM]

Guys, this is almost as bad as the france-bashing. Cut it out. Just because some countries don't have as large of a military as yours, doesn't mean you have the right to insult it so much.
I was defending the Mexican F-5E (the Mary statue thing was funnay, lighten up Aztec, I could start bitching everytime you try to stuff your morality down our throats, but I let it go, you should let it go too)

[OfaLoaf]

He was talking about the model airplane bit, which I said only one thing about, which is less than some people.

[Mag]

Their only fighter is the F-5... that's fuckin SAD. That's the trainer aircraft that we use to simulate enemy aircraft. You can see them in a ton of movies as "threat aircraft". I think Hot Shots had them, possibly Top Gun as well?

Yep, those were the "MiG's" in Top Gun.

[SDM]

I'd say "Up yours!" but you'd like that. Go to hell.
Oaf, I'm pretty sure he was talking to me considering he quoted me. BTW Aztec, suckle me.

[Firefly]

Well...given that the country is mad poor
I wonder what would happen if they got rid of Siesta Hour.

[d3ath4u]

Dammit! So much for my parody on mexican army in my story, A history of the world. It will no longer be suprising anymore, this thread must die!

No, but seriously, dats cool, maybe mexico will get famous..but then again, that only means that people will further think that New Mexico is part of Mexico :(

[SDM]

:rofl: pics:
I'm home from work now:D

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4625/F5E.jpg

[OneManArmy]

well they do put mary everywhere. hell just the other day I was driving around charlotte and what should I see but some busted ass blue toyota with rims. paints rusting off but the entire hood is the intricate painting of mary and other godly stuff.

If it wasn't so damn funny, it might of been co....ah hell it was too funny. :rofl:

[Ivan]

Mexican F-5Es come with a small statue of Mary on the dash instead of a HUD which makes it slightly less effective though.
That is what I wanted a pic of! :lol:

[SDM]

Zoom in, it's there ;)

[Firefly]

Don't forget- one of Mexico's most important shrines is the place where the lady saw a picture of Virgin Mary in her breakfast muffin.

[Sputty]

Don't forget- one of Mexico's most important shrines is the place where the lady saw a picture of Virgin Mary in her breakfast muffin.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HunterKiller]

Like one 20 year old cropduster.

[Sputty]

Found the pic Ivan
http://knollsoft.com/sputty/mexicanhud.jpg

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Ivan]

:rofl: :love: Sputty

[Sputty]

:love:

[SDM]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5723/mexicanhud.PNG

Sputty Rocks!

[Ivan]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5723/mexicanhud.PNG

Sputty Rocks!
HAHA! :rofl: The Anal Avenger strikes again!

[Sputty]

:rofl:
This thread rox

[Neon Apocalypse]

:rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

Aztec's going to look for all your addresses now, I bet.

[AztecWarrior]

Aztec's going to look for all your addresses now, I bet.
Well said.

You DO realize that one day, as all previous dominant empires/countries, we will fall.

[OfaLoaf]

Well said.

You DO realize that one day, as all previous dominant empires/countries, we will fall.
and be defeated by who? I think the most likely canidate is the EU.

[SDM]

Well said.

You DO realize that one day, as all previous dominant empires/countries, we will fall.
You're proposing Mexico will one day rule the planet?


Hey Aztec. Bonus Quiz! How did the Vatican pay for the St. Peter's Basilica?

[Sputty]

You're proposing Mexico will one day rule the planet?


Hey Aztec. Bonus Quiz! How did the Vatican pay for the St. Peter's Basilica?
buttsechs?!?!?!?

[Triggar]

Hey Aztec. Bonus Quiz!

I really hope you're not making fun of him for his beliefs.

[Dharkbayne]

This thread makes me gigglefart


FIVE THOUSANDTH POST! WOO!

[Ivan]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/ThreadSucks.jpg

[OneManArmy]

or we will most likely colapse internally like the Roman Empire did... of course honestly one reason why the US has done so well is its location. an ocean on either side and only 2 countries border us... North America is a hard nut to crack.

[Sputty]

or we will most likely colapse internally like the Roman Empire did... of course honestly one reason why the US has done so well is its location. an ocean on either side and only 2 countries border us... North America is a hard nut to crack.
There's these things called missiles that can go through the air like a crazy kitten.

[BUGGER]

There's these things called missiles that can go through the air like a crazy kitten.
kittens can fly?

[Sputty]

kittens can fly?
Yes, when extra angry or crazy or happy.

[BUGGER]

hmmm....


/me those mouse at friends cat


now i've seen everything.

[WolfA4]

oh and wouldn't that be hispania? the island down there.
or was it hispanola?
Hispaniola?
lol

dont ever say mexicans come from hispaniola not near a dominican at least or you will not like the out come. hatians and dominicans come from hispaniola NO ONE (the native's that lived there did but they are extinct now) else.

[XxXMaRiNeXxX]

Omg Ufos Seen By Mexicans! You Know They Dont See Anything Unless Thiers A Taco On It! Were All Gonna Die From Taco Eatin Aliens!!

[r3d]

I seriously thought mexicans flew giant burritos and taco shells o_O

[XxXMaRiNeXxX]

"Gentlemen...I'm sorry its come to this. Luanch the hot suace."

[Mag]

Yu missedpelled launch anned sauce.

[Ivan]

Yu missedpelled launch anned sauce. :lol: