Brother

[BUGGER]

He's only 6 (7 on the 25th) and for the past few days, all he has been doing is complaining about me. I eat chips, he says your eating my lunch. I'm doing hw, he wants to watch tv in my room. He starts bossing everyone around, blahblahblah.

Today like a few minutes ago I just got tired of it. A lil kid on my bus gave me one of hits little plastic hats he is using for his b-day party. My brother then started complining that I have to share. First off no, its mine. Second, if i didn't pay for it or in this case ask for it then we would have to share. So when we get home I walk into the garage and got a soda and the kitchen door is locked. Well no shit, my brother just went through the front door. So i go to it.

Its locked.

I start banging on the door, grandma opens and i walk start to my brother and yell in his face why the fucking hell he did it. Obiously its the hat. I couldn't control it, I bitch slapped him on the arm. Apperently i missed and hit his nose too so its bleeding. (note that this isn't the first time i've hit him)

As i was yelling at my grandma (well talking in a high tone), I said what i will regret after i tell my mum what I said.

"I want him out(or stop), or I'm leaving."


Sry if this distrubes you in any which way and you think i shuddn't have done that, but fuck you. Its in the past and like hell you can do anything about it. I needed to tell someone this and hell i'm going to tell my friends cause the last thing i want to do when i've lived here for my whole life is that i'm going to florida.

[Derfud]

Siblings suck. What can you do?

[BUGGER]

Tell my mum to not have another b/f

[Dharkbayne]

Kill your brother, kill your parents, then kill yourself

It is the answer to all problems.

[OfaLoaf]

The little brother had it coming.

[Octavian]

Kill him?

Or you could run away to Canada.

[Khronos]

its okay...stuff like that happens. he was being a little bitchhoe!..as long as you didnt break his fucking nose.

[BUGGER]

BTW, you know whats ironic. My nose just started bleeding while typing that thing. Anyone religious?

[Dharkbayne]

JESUS, JESUS, JESUS

Yup.

[OfaLoaf]

Have you actually told your folks your brother is an ass, pointed out reasons, and demanded a little brother nerf before?

[eXoSloth]

JESUS, JESUS, JESUS
Yup.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BUGGER]

Keep it inside this erra plz, its not the year 3422.

[Triggar]

Parents are stupid, it wouldn't matter if he detailed every last thing that the brother did wrong. They'd be all like, "Oh, he's young, stop being such an asshole."

Bugger, dude, I don't know what to tell you, other than we know how you feel. I've got three siblings, one is a spoiled princess bitch and my brother turned out cool but was a spoiled brat for years (the only boy in an Italian family).

Invest in a good lock and a good pair of headphones, I guess!

[Octavian]

Course you could go and live with our dad.

[BUGGER]

I'm investing in a new room. Our room is like a freakin office size (12x12), Our beds is the floor. after you take 2 steps inside.



Btw, i'm feeling less angry now, sadly i can't hold gruges too long. But when me mom is told, i'll have to go back into my hole. But thanks guyz.

[BUGGER]

Course you could go and live with our dad.
sure my year late twin!

[Sputty]

It is the answer to all problems.
Also, don't make dumb demands like "him or me"

[Octavian]

Don't double post.

Oh fine, I'll live with him if you're going to be like that.

[Hezzy]

Invest in sound-proof walls and a lock for your door. That's what I did when my parents pissed me off. I suppose it would work for brothers, too.

[Octavian]

You underestimate the screaming ability of a 6 year old boy.

[Dharkbayne]

Tell him every time he pisses you off, he gets locked in the closet for 15 minutes.

[BUGGER]

He's like the F'ing energiser bunny, he keeps going and going.

[Triggar]

So tie him to a chair.

[Ivan]

So tie him to a chair.
I've been tied to a tree with an Extension cord then my shirt stapled to the tree. :tear:

[Sputty]

I've been tied to a tree with an Extension cord then my shirt stapled to the tree. :tear:
WHO DID THIS TO IVAN?!?!
WHO?!?!?!?

[snowwolfe]

Put him in a box and fed-ex him to China.

[Indecisive]

Listen Motherfucker you need JESUS.

[Ivan]

WHO DID THIS TO IVAN?!?!
WHO?!?!?!?
My older brother when I was 7 and he was 14.

[Sputty]

My older brother when I was 7 and he was 14.
I'm going to fuck him up

[Madcow]

Funny as hell, complete support for hitting a 7 year old. Amazing. I'm too old for these conversations, once again.

[Sputty]

Funny as hell, complete support for hitting a 7 year old. Amazing. I'm too old for these conversations, once again.
Bugger's like 12, so it's not as bad as it could seem.

[Ivan]

I'm going to fuck him up
No need to. Now that we're both older and see less of each other we're best friends.

So my advice to you BUGGER is, to just wait. It will get better. As you two grow older your age differences with each other will be few and far between. Well that's how it ended up in my case.

[OfaLoaf]

So my advice to you BUGGER is, to just wait. It will get better. As you two grow older your age differences with each other will be few and far between. Well that's how it ended up in my case.
Or you'll kill each other before then.

[Madcow]

Bugger's like 12, so it's not as bad as it could seem.

Ah, right you are, and more credit to him that he normally doesn't come across as 12. I'm not so sure all the people voicing support for cracking a 7 year old have the same excuse though.

[Ivan]

I was the youngest, so I was on the receiving end of both of my older brother�s frustration.

The whole being stapled to a tree is just one of many.

[Jennyboo]

:ugh: i have 2 brothers believe me thats noting :lol: My twin brother and I get along well but my older brother he's 24 ...we fight all the time .. hehe just a part of life ..he's pushed me around a few times.. meh i deal I;m almost out and on my own :P~

[Infernus]

wait till he starts spraying Clorox Clean-up? into your eyes...

...it still burns...

[JakeLogan]

wait till he starts spraying Clorox Clean-up? into your eyes...

...it still burns...
Age and trechery will always overcome youth and skill.

[Khronos]

I've been tied to a tree with an Extension cord then my shirt stapled to the tree. :tear:

my friend and i duct taped my little brother to a chair once.
we left him in the treehouse while we hid behind a fence and listened.
he started freaking out and tried to hop out while stuck to the chair, (duct taped his arms and legs and body).
he fell down the wooden ramp and got cuts and stuff.

we also found out he was allergic to adhesives and had irritation from the tape.

lets just say my mom wasnt too happy.

[321]

He is young all little kids are like that you don't have to hit them, they will grow out of it just give them time.

[Rayder]

Resort to body blows.

[Sputty]

my friend and i duct taped my little brother to a chair once.
we left him in the treehouse while we hid behind a fence and listened.
he started freaking out and tried to hop out while stuck to the chair, (duct taped his arms and legs and body).
he fell down the wooden ramp and got cuts and stuff.

we also found out he was allergic to adhesives and had irritation from the tape.

lets just say my mom wasnt too happy.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Best story ever

[SDM]

My brother (older by 2 years) used to be a complete shit to me until the time I emptied the lead shot out of a 12ga shotgun shell, aimed it at his melon from about 10yards, and blew the wadding at his face with a satisfactory BANG. He's been decent to me ever since. I was 12, and now I'm 33. He was unbearably shitty.

We get along great now.

Me:http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7423/meeh.jpgHim:http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/736/him.jpg

Our fishing poses cannot be beat! Ph33r my chin, and his fat bald head!

[Khronos]

My brother (older by 2 years) used to be a complete shit to me until the time I emptied the lead shot out of a 12ga shotgun shell, aimed it at his melon from about 10yards, and blew the wadding at his face with a satisfactory BANG. He's been decent to me ever since. I was 12, and now I'm 33. He was unbearably shitty.

We get along great now.

sdm : "oh shit i forgot some of the lead"

older bro: OMFG BRO YOU HAXORD MY CORNEAS!

[Spee]

My brother <3's me, but we're far too different to hang out or anything. Something, Im sure, that depresses him.


Hes a football player, Im a computer dork. Polar opposites, baby.

[Ivan]

My brother <3's me, but we're far too different to hang out or anything. Something, Im sure, that depresses him.


Hes a football player, Im a computer dork. Polar opposites, baby.
You're borthers, that's all you need to hang out.

I was the kind of kid that knows everone but not really close I kept my distance, and didn't talk to people really. My brother is different, he's the kind of guy that gets the party going and every loves him. He'd always take me to parties with his friends. I was the only 12 year old at a party full of tean agers. This is the same brother that stapled me to a tree. I begain to come out of my shell and I found that I had more friends that were my brother's age than my own. My mother used to say I was 16 year old traped in a 12 year old's body. Which is kind of true cause I look like I'm a 14 year old, but I'm really 20. :)

[SDM]

My brother runs SIMA at Naval Station Mayport, and I anal people. Our parents are so proud:D

OMG I ADDED PICS

[Dharkbayne]

:hitit:

[BUGGER]

Bugger's like 12, so it's not as bad as it could seem.
14 thank you very much. 12 was when I came here.

[Everay]

ah, brothers have these problems, hell, im sure ive almost killed my brother at least once (good thing i missed with the boken), and hes done some bad things to me, and done other things i dispise him for, but when im not pissing him off, and hes not pissing me off, its okay.

[ViperGTS]

Bugger...try having rasslininc(remeber him?) as a brother...