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Hezzy
2004-05-16, 09:54 AM
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/895861Picture_04-05-16@14`51`05.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 09:55 AM
:rofl: you have no life. :p

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-16, 09:57 AM
I don't see any what's so funny....
It's a desert in a can.... :rolleyes:

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 09:58 AM
"I think I'm going to eat some spotted dick..."

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 10:03 AM
"I think I'm going to eat some spotted dick..."
sounds like something Dhark would say (With all the cock related typos he has been making)

Ivan
2004-05-16, 10:04 AM
So that's what happens to all the homeless people around here. I live near a Heinz factory.

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 10:05 AM
So that's what happens to all the homeless people around here. I live near a Heinz factory.

Spotted Dick - Now with more Hobo!

Lartnev
2004-05-16, 10:06 AM
That sort of joke is so old :p

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 10:44 AM
That sort of joke is so old :p

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 01:26 PM
sounds like something Dhark would say (With all the cock related typos he has been making)
:mad: Die.

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 01:33 PM
:mad: Die.
Sorry Dhark but it had to be said.

SDM
2004-05-16, 01:35 PM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4825/cockbackon.jpg

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 01:41 PM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4825/cockbackon.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rbstr
2004-05-16, 01:42 PM
If you pay attention, sometimes the Heinz Ketchup bottles say different things on the from instead of the normal logo

Like one we got "Better than Mustard" and "What happened to the other 56?"

SDM
2004-05-16, 01:44 PM
If you pay attention, sometimes the Heinz Ketchup bottles say different things on the from instead of the normal logo

Like one we got "Better than Mustard" and "What happened to the other 56?"
I had one that said "Sunscreen for French Fries" :)

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 01:52 PM
I had one that said "Sunscreen for chips" :)

Fixed.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 01:56 PM
Damn limeys.

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 01:56 PM
Damn limeys.

racist :p

Jennyboo
2004-05-16, 01:58 PM
:lol:

Heavygain
2004-05-16, 02:24 PM
lol.

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 02:33 PM
Frag, chips are the artificial potatoe mush hardened into crunchy edible circles. Fries are the potatoes that are cut into long rectangular prisms that are not crunchy, but are mushy instead. And they are doused in salt.

No wonder we beat you guys in the American Revolution. You Brits can't even keep the names of your foods straight, not that you'd want to eat any British cuisine anyways. :p

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 02:34 PM
In england fries are called chips. you know across the pond (aka the atlantic ocean)

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 02:37 PM
You Brits can't even keep the names of your foods straight

Negative.

We have a language called "English", you guys have a language called "American English"

SDM
2004-05-16, 02:39 PM
God save teh Kween.

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 02:42 PM
Alright then Frag, if you call what Americans say are fries "chips", what do you call what Americans say are chips?

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 02:42 PM
Alright then Frag, if you call what Americans say are fries "chips", what do you call what Americans say are chips?

Crisps.

SDM
2004-05-16, 02:44 PM
Hey Frag, if your lawn is called a garden over there in whackyland, wtf do you call a garden?

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 02:44 PM
Crisps

That actually makes sense...

Triggar
2004-05-16, 03:32 PM
I like the British word for tractor trailers. Yankees should adopt it, if it wouldn't make us all sound like wimps ;)

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 03:48 PM
I like the British word for tractor trailers. Yankees should adopt it, if it wouldn't make us all sound like wimps ;)
What is it?

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 03:50 PM
Erm... Trailers?

Rbstr
2004-05-16, 03:55 PM
lories?

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 04:04 PM
Lorries are the big massive truck things that carry booze and stuff. Nothing to do with tractors :p

Triggar
2004-05-16, 05:04 PM
http://www.holdenstransport.com/tractortrailer.jpg

In America, we call that a "tractor trailer".

In England, they call them "lorries".

lightfire
2004-05-16, 05:06 PM
England the only place where any boy can be a queen!

Triggar
2004-05-16, 05:10 PM
http://www.marcymarc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bf1942posters/MrMan/pics/queen.jpg

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 09:26 PM
England the only place where any boy can be a queen!
Ban.

Lartnev
2004-05-16, 09:28 PM
England the only place where any boy can be a queen!

I'm sure they have drag queens in America ;)

And Triggar, it's an articulated lorry :p

AztecWarrior
2004-05-17, 01:00 AM
http://www.holdenstransport.com/tractortrailer.jpg

In America, we call that a "tractor trailer".

In England, they call them "lorries".
Tractor trailer?

I call it a "Truck."

Hamma
2004-05-17, 10:05 AM
I call it a rig :brow:

Electrofreak
2004-05-17, 01:10 PM
18-Wheeler. :p

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-17, 01:14 PM
Dunno why Americans call chips "French Fries" i mean they aren't even french... :rolleyes:

Electrofreak
2004-05-17, 01:15 PM
They were invented in a restuarant that specialized in french cuisine I believe...

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-17, 01:17 PM
I'm sure they have drag queens in America ;)

And Triggar, it's an articulated lorry :p

Bah. don't get technical. I mean everyone knows they are called "H.G.V" officially.

:groovy: :lol:

OfaLoaf
2004-05-17, 03:42 PM
Dunno why Americans call chips "French Fries" i mean they aren't even french... :rolleyes:
They're greasy and bad for you... of course they're French!

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-17, 04:05 PM
:rolleyes:

When you get a french girlfriend i will remember to remind her you said that. :p

OfaLoaf
2004-05-17, 04:20 PM
:rolleyes:

When you get a french girlfriend i will remember to remind her you said that. :p
I'll never have a French girlfriend... all the people around here are of German or Scandinavian ethnicity.

Lartnev
2004-05-17, 04:55 PM
Bah. don't get technical. I mean everyone knows they are called "H.G.V" officially

Don't make me slap you with the pedantic stick and tell you that HGV is a category of vehicles...... oops O_ :P~

And yeah, the French :ugh:

Triggar
2004-05-17, 09:56 PM
Technically, french fries are now called "freedom fries".

Ivan
2004-05-17, 10:55 PM
Technically, french fries are now called "freedom fries".
I heard awhile back they changed them back.

Cyanide
2004-05-18, 02:00 AM
England the only place where any boy can be a queen!
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