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Hezzy
2004-05-16, 04:34 PM
Mine is Adam.

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 04:36 PM
Legolas.

SDM
2004-05-16, 04:38 PM
Ebachaneezer

Infernus
2004-05-16, 04:40 PM
Kkkhhhhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn....







...Matt...

Firefly
2004-05-16, 04:45 PM
John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt

Heavygain
2004-05-16, 04:46 PM
Logan

Smaug
2004-05-16, 04:49 PM
Dan

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 04:50 PM
Logan.

:: proceeds to kick the shit out of Forsake / Heavy for stealing his name ::

Heavygain
2004-05-16, 04:52 PM
:: proceeds to kick the shit out of Forsake / Heavy for stealing his name ::
Well, considering that I am a superior Logan, you will not be able to.

Ivan
2004-05-16, 04:54 PM
Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz

lightfire
2004-05-16, 05:01 PM
Ich Bin Steven!

Triggar
2004-05-16, 05:01 PM
Angela.

Of Doom.

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 05:06 PM
Dan

Rbstr
2004-05-16, 05:07 PM
Rob, who'da thought

Derfud
2004-05-16, 05:07 PM
Cam

Smaug
2004-05-16, 05:07 PM
Dan

Name stealer.

SkunkPunk
2004-05-16, 05:09 PM
tom

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 05:10 PM
Jake (No Logan is not my last name even though I wish it was)

Thrik
2004-05-16, 05:22 PM
Adolf.

Thrik
2004-05-16, 05:27 PM
Ryan.

Hamma
2004-05-16, 05:28 PM
S.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 05:29 PM
Hdkarbnea

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 05:30 PM
Name stealer.

Date of birth please? We can resolve this.

lightfire
2004-05-16, 05:30 PM
S.


Shelly?

shela?

socialpath?

sheethead?

xmodum
2004-05-16, 05:32 PM
Michael, :P

SkunkPunk
2004-05-16, 05:34 PM
S.
terling

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 05:35 PM
B

anned.

Infernus
2004-05-16, 05:38 PM
Banned.

Indeed...

Hamma
2004-05-16, 05:42 PM
WTF BAN.

Its actually not that hard to find, fuck its right on my blog page.

Ouroboros
2004-05-16, 05:46 PM
Jonathan. :huh:

QuakCow
2004-05-16, 05:47 PM
William

Zodiac
2004-05-16, 05:47 PM
Hello. My name is Cornelius.

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 05:49 PM
Sterling. Hahaha :rofl:

Strange first name.

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 05:51 PM
Careful, Early. You don't want to tick Hamma off.

Anyway, my actual first name is Chris(topher).

Smaug
2004-05-16, 05:53 PM
Date of birth please? We can resolve this.

March 26th, 1776.

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 05:57 PM
Well, considering that I am a superior Logan, you will not be able to.Says the kid who crashes without a caffinated beverage :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Mango
2004-05-16, 06:00 PM
Alexander the not so great

Peacemaker
2004-05-16, 06:03 PM
Jack

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 06:03 PM
...Marslow =P

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 06:04 PM
March 26th, 1776.

No, really.

GonePostal
2004-05-16, 06:14 PM
:rofl: this thread is very amusing


andy

Smaug
2004-05-16, 06:15 PM
No, really.
March 26th, 1976.

ViperGTS
2004-05-16, 06:17 PM
If you dont no my name yet well then....

Just ask Dhark or Early...

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 06:18 PM
Ich Bin Steven!

Du kann sprache deutsch... waaa

Corrosion
2004-05-16, 06:25 PM
Kirill

Fragmatic
2004-05-16, 06:27 PM
Ich Bin Steven!

Und du bist zur�ckgeblieben! :doh:

Hezzy
2004-05-16, 06:28 PM
Und du bist zur�ckgeblieben! :doh:

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

Rayder
2004-05-16, 06:29 PM
Nik

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 06:30 PM
If you dont no my name yet well then....

Just ask Dhark or Early...gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary
gary

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 06:41 PM
Cook.

Corrosion
2004-05-16, 06:41 PM
Mine still pwns all.

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 06:47 PM
Mine still pwns all.

Yeah, but it's not like you can claim the pwnage for yourself, seeing that it wasn't you who picked your name, it was your parents. So it's more like, your mom pwns us all.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 06:50 PM
Steve.

JakeLogan
2004-05-16, 06:52 PM
Yeah, but it's not like you can claim the pwnage for yourself, seeing that it wasn't you who picked your name, it was your parents. So it's more like, your mom pwns us all.
and the scariest part is that makes sense

Neon Apocalypse
2004-05-16, 07:28 PM
:rofl: at hamma's sig with him as christ

Jeremiah is my first name.

Indecisive
2004-05-16, 08:02 PM
Jeff.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 08:58 PM
Mine still pwns all.

is that your REAL first name?

eXoSloth
2004-05-16, 09:08 PM
Mike

Worst name EVER

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 09:10 PM
Mike

Worst name EVER
Hey, it's my first name too... it's the middle name that's cool, though.

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 09:11 PM
Hey, it's my first name too... it's the middle name that's cool, though.

Cough it up, then!

OfaLoaf
2004-05-16, 09:12 PM
Vladik

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 09:13 PM
Oooo... cool.

SDM
2004-05-16, 09:21 PM
My mother named me BlackBeard but my friends all call me Suzie. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father was a Belgian boulengerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 09:22 PM
My mother named me BlackBeard but my friends all call me Suzie. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father was a Belgian boulengerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

:huh: my...what a troubling past...

Kikinchikin
2004-05-16, 09:22 PM
Brandon

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 09:25 PM
:huh: my...what a troubling past...

Seems normal by SDM's standards.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-05-16, 09:27 PM
I have a lame name it is chase. :rolleyes:

Dharkbayne
2004-05-16, 09:36 PM
chase.

Name your kid Catch and have him made fun at every day of his life for having a pun for a name.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-05-16, 09:38 PM
Name your kid Catch and have him made fun at every day of his life for having a pun for a name.

I'll keep that in mind.

EarlyDawn
2004-05-16, 09:44 PM
:lol:

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 09:57 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

1024
2004-05-16, 10:05 PM
Hello. My name is Cornelius.
Hello,
i'm
RUPERT

and ill let someone else post my first name as somehow half of PSU knows it.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 10:09 PM
Spencer <- 1024

yay I win.

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:11 PM
is that your REAL first name?


Indeed it is.

I'm Matt

Everay
2004-05-16, 10:12 PM
most people call me god, everyone else calls me steven.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 10:13 PM
Indeed it is.

I'm Matt

:sick:

corrosion what the hell were your parents thinking? are they new agers? cult members? witch doctors?

Spee
2004-05-16, 10:13 PM
PSEUDONYMS:
Allowicious Beauregard Jackson III
Malachi
Magnus
Malchior(w00t for b1bl3)
Spee

REAL NAME:
Alex.

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:14 PM
:sick:

corrosion what the hell were your parents thinking? are they new agers? cult members? witch doctors?


Russians. He was actually named after a saint or something. he showed me a pic once.

JetRaiden
2004-05-16, 10:15 PM
interesting....

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 10:16 PM
corrosion what the hell were your parents thinking? are they new agers? cult members? witch doctors?

Russians.

Same things. :p

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:17 PM
Indeed. They're all equally bad :p

Sputty
2004-05-16, 10:20 PM
Yeah, but it's not like you can claim the pwnage for yourself, seeing that it wasn't you who picked your name, it was your parents. So it's more like, your mom pwns us all.
HFS, Corrosion's mom does pwn. MILFs rock, especially when they come onto a webcam and give us something that some people pay 50 dollars a month for.

r3d
2004-05-16, 10:37 PM
Tim <3

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:38 PM
wtf. r33t sig r3d. When/where did you get that?

martyr
2004-05-16, 10:39 PM
i don't have one.

Triggar
2004-05-16, 10:42 PM
It's true.

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:45 PM
Insanity.
We shall call him..

Mr FuzzyBunny!*


















* this name will be removed with the acquisition of a dog.

Electrofreak
2004-05-16, 10:48 PM
Sean.

Wow. These threads get more desperate every day. Next you will want to know my home address and telephone number I presume?

Speaking of which, why hasn't Hamma posted on this thread?
:p

EineBeBoP
2004-05-16, 10:49 PM
17746 Nomar St.
Northpoint Ca
91326
(818) 326-0447

UncleDynamite
2004-05-16, 10:52 PM
Insanity.
We shall call him..

Mr FuzzyBunny!*

/signed

Wow. These threads get more desperate every day. Next you will want to know my home address and telephone number I presume?

Hey, at least this is better than Squeeky's "Post your Printer (and toilet)" thread. Then again, I wouldn't mind to see some more "Post your ____" threads as long as they were good.

snowwolfe
2004-05-16, 10:53 PM
Drew.

Derfud
2004-05-16, 10:56 PM
17746 Nomar St.
Northpoint Ca
91326
(818) 326-0447

Now I'm going to call you.

I just need to remember to ask for Matt, and not Eine.

ultraviolet
2004-05-16, 11:01 PM
Michelle here.

And I didn't know that was your street name, Eine. I vaguely remember what the house looked like... but that's about it. =p

Triggar
2004-05-16, 11:23 PM
I call Martyr Fattie, you can too.

EineBeBoP
2004-05-17, 12:47 AM
17746 Nomar St.
Northpoint Ca
91326
(818) 326-0447


Totally fake. Except the phone # is 1 digit off for Corrosion's phone :p

How many people actually called? lol

AztecWarrior
2004-05-17, 12:54 AM
Jenny, call 867-5309 to find out more.


Actually, I'm male, and it's Jorge. Not Ge-orge as the Anglo-Americans say it, it's pronounced HOR-He.

Everay
2004-05-17, 12:56 AM
Totally fake. Except the phone # is 1 digit off for Corrosion's phone :p

How many people actually called? lol


that means youd have to guess 20 times to get the correct number to Corr.

Smaug
2004-05-17, 01:15 AM
Whore - Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I Hate Pants
2004-05-17, 01:21 AM
Drew.

Biohazzard56
2004-05-17, 01:22 AM
Justin.

From looking at this thread, can we even go two posts without someone making a joke :(

Smaug
2004-05-17, 01:27 AM
Justin.

From looking at this thread, can we even go two posts without someone making a joke :(

Justin guarini lolololololololol

OneManArmy
2004-05-17, 01:44 AM
Josh. and what was the point of this?

Jennyboo
2004-05-17, 08:48 AM
Jennifer :P~

HunterKiller
2004-05-17, 09:23 AM
Shane

DedEnimuls
2004-05-17, 10:18 AM
Jennie.

Would have been Giovanna, but Mom didn't think Americans could spell that with any success since they have such a hard time with just our last name.

Black
2004-05-17, 10:47 AM
Jennifer :P~
how obvious can you get :lol:


<---Trevor

SilverLord
2004-05-17, 10:57 AM
Travis

ControlledBurn
2004-05-17, 11:25 AM
Achmed Pierre Jose von Ribentrop

Setari
2004-05-17, 11:26 AM
Matthew

ZeroShadow
2004-05-17, 11:32 AM
Batman

DMX7
2004-05-17, 12:17 PM
anton

Electrofreak
2004-05-17, 12:38 PM
how obvious can you get :lol:


<---Trevor
Trevor Helmkay :P

I used to know Blacks address too except for his house number... the amazing things you can do as a stalker on the internet!

(Not that I was stalking him... he bet me I couldn't figure out where he lived... and he was partially right...) He never DID figure out where I lived tho :P~ (and I dropped him SO many hints lol)

I also managed to track down Corrosion's last place of residence using just a few websites... the internet is a scary place with a wealth of information...

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-17, 12:54 PM
Onitsuka

Using the Kanji for "Fierce God"
Name was decided before birth, Dad wanted a boy's name (he really wanted one), mum bullied him to change it. Decided on a neutral name. Obviously my mum wanted a girl and she won.
Dad got his revenge though with two boys,
But Mum got the last laugh with naming them.
:rofl:

MadCat360
2004-05-17, 02:40 PM
Jhonson, Sgt. Jhonson.






Greg...

BUGGER
2004-05-17, 09:04 PM
Kelley. Such a nice name for a really really big person.

But most people call me by my last name. Boe-tell-hoe, thats how it sounds like. :/

SDM
2004-05-17, 10:18 PM
My name was Sara from the time my mom found out she was pregnant until I popped out with a wien0r and surprised everyone. They called me Chad after that.

Zodiac
2004-05-17, 10:24 PM
lol

AztecWarrior
2004-05-17, 10:25 PM
:lol:, but it happens. Usually it's the grandma who really, really wants a girl, even buys the baptismal dress...then they scan and the kid has a pen0r.

Ivan
2004-05-17, 11:01 PM
pen0rs are always a supprize.

Derfud
2004-05-18, 12:14 AM
Kelley. Such a nice name for a really really big person.

But most people call me by my last name. Boe-tell-hoe, thats how it sounds like. :/

I know a guy called Kelley....


Yeah, thats all I got.

SDM
2004-05-18, 12:35 AM
:lol:, but it happens. Usually it's the grandma who really, really wants a girl, even buys the baptismal dress...then they scan and the kid has a pen0r.
There wasn't a whole lot of scanning going on in 1970, not everyone did it. I'm not sure when Ultrasound went mainstream. They may have had it done but the quality sucked back then. All I know is, my wein0r surprised them :brow:

Ivan
2004-05-18, 12:51 AM
There wasn't a whole lot of scanning going on in 1970, not everyone did it. I'm not sure when Ultrasound went mainstream. They may have had it done but the quality sucked back then. All I know is, my wein0r surprised them :brow:
Your wein0r surprises everyone when you stick it in thier ass. :lol:

SDM
2004-05-18, 01:03 AM
Your wein0r surprises everyone when you stick it in thier ass. :lol:
Thats 'cuz I'm stealthy like a NINJA.

Everay
2004-05-18, 02:06 AM
oh noes! the Pen0r n1nj4 attacks!

Triggar
2004-05-18, 11:45 AM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/homepage/IMAG003.GIF

Look SDM, he's all ready for you ;)

SDM
2004-05-18, 11:48 AM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/homepage/IMAG003.GIF

Look SDM, he's all ready for you ;)
I don't "do" animals, but it's the thought that counts right?

There is something disturbing about that btw. :love:

oddfish
2004-05-18, 12:06 PM
wow.. been a while since i've been on PSU.. anyways. most of you probably know by now, but, me label = Dan. i prefer my far less boring middle name though, and that's wesley. :p

Jennyboo
2004-05-18, 01:39 PM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/homepage/IMAG003.GIF

Look SDM, he's all ready for you ;)
:lol: cute :D

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-18, 09:12 PM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/homepage/IMAG003.GIF

Look SDM, he's all ready for you ;)

:lol: :lol: