Final Fantasy XXX (30)

[EineBeBoP]

Designed in mIRC today. differant ideas from differant people.


FF XXX (30) I'd so play that. All of the main female characters come back for an orgy to kill Sin. The game would come with one of those vibrating "controllers" for the female players. Plus your headset measures how loudly the girl moans while using it, and your characters get power-ups the louder she gets. Yuna would make a special appearance as the girl with the gag, who can summon giant dildos and tentacle creatures. To level, you have to explore jungles, looking for tentacles to Fight (fuck) the characters.

Any more ideas?

[Everay]

oh just because FFX2 was about three female characters dressed in skimpy outfits everone panics.

[JetRaiden]

so...this will come out in like 2020 or something on PS10 right? by that time you could probably simulate being in the game with all those FF whores.

[EineBeBoP]

Not at all, were just imaging what Square will do when they hit 30 in this series.

<Infernus> Hmmm... heres a good boss for you eine...
<Infernus> isntead of sinspawn...
<Infernus> cockspawn
<Fragmatic> FFS
<Infernus> and sin could be the giant penis master
<Eine> i see...
<Infernus> he kills people by his sheer magical raping power
<Dharkbayne> his penis is so big he can make it implode upon itself and go supernova at will
<Eine> oshit
<Eine> write it up story-style

[Kikinchikin]

:brow: I'd play it.

[Sputty]

Next time someone asks for anime porn in a round about way I'm posting the links here.

[UncleDynamite]

SDM will be a boss monster who uses a series of rapid anal attacks on his victims. He has a special attack called "Rectal Fury," in which his twin green tentacles latch on to the girl before he attacks in a blaze of pink and purple light. Scary.

[Peacemaker]

:rofl:

[Kikinchikin]

SDM will be a boss monster who uses a series of rapid anal attacks on his victims. He has a special attack called "Rectal Fury," in which his twin green tentacles latch on to the girl before he attacks in a blaze of pink and purple light. Scary.

:rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

Bah, since I'm still in MSPaint, I might as well present to you all...

An exclusive FFXXX screenshot of the "SDM Boss Monster!" HFS!

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/SDM.jpg

[Fragmatic]

The game would come with one of those vibrating "controllers" for the female players.

Like - This? (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)

[SDM]

SDM will be a boss monster who uses a series of rapid anal attacks on his victims. He has a special attack called "Rectal Fury," in which his twin green tentacles latch on to the girl before he attacks in a blaze of pink and purple light. Scary.
:brow:

[ghost018]

You guys are deranged.

[EineBeBoP]

Like - This? (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)

Exactally.

[AztecWarrior]

Final Fantasy must die now. If another game comes out, I will <deleted by FBI>

[Everay]

will go out and buy lightbulbs!

[AztecWarrior]

will go out and buy lightbulbs!
Lightbulbs that are incendiary, covered in anthrax spores, emit alpha, beta, and gamma radiation, cause cancer, and can be shot over 100 miles, used in level bombing raids, and tipped on missiles.

The targeting beacon will be a copy of any Final Fantasy game.

[Everay]

oh shit, i have 10 of em, im fucked 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 (one copy of the original 1 on the snes and then the PSX remake that has both 1 and 2.)

[Hezzy]

oh just because FFX2 was about three female characters dressed in skimpy outfits everone panics.

pics?

[Infernus]

Like - This? (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)

indeed... now frag... stop shopping for vibrators...

[Fragmatic]

indeed... now frag... stop shopping for vibrators...

I was going to buy one for you.

[Infernus]

I was going to buy one for you.

well then in that case...

[Fragmatic]

well then in that case...

You still want the hello kitty one, right?

[EineBeBoP]

Damnit, I thought you were getting me the Hello Kitty one for my birthday! :(
Oh, well. The transformers one will do I suppose.

[Infernus]

Damnit, I thought you were getting me the Hello Kitty one for my birthday! :(
Oh, well. The transformers one will do I suppose.

you can have hello kitty... I mean... transformers own hello kitty... so it would only be fitting that I get that one...

[EarlyDawn]

You still want the hello kitty one, right? :lol: Burn :lol:

[Onizuka-GTO]

Geez. You boys need to play some Bishoujo H-Games, im sure there are plenty of English translated versions of those wacky Japanese dating sim games about....plenty of 2D/3D women, tentacles, orgy, bondage, you want it, its a game already. :rolleyes:

Edited by Ouro:
Bah, don't post links to porn, hentai, etc.

[Fragmatic]

heh... biko 3... stalker sim :p

[Onizuka-GTO]

hehe. :lol:
I've played that game too. It's pretty funny you know.
But the girls in that game are so stupid they deserve it, i mean you can crouch in the open and behind them as long as your far away and they still don't see you. :rolleyes:
Oh, and thanks for that Game Girl Advance site, It's has some interesting articles there. :love:

[Fragmatic]

hehe. :lol:
I've played that game too. It's pretty funny you know.
But the girls in that game are so stupid they deserve it, i mean you can crouch in the open and behind them as long as your far away and they still don't see you. :rolleyes:
Oh, and thanks for that Game Girl Advance site, It's has some interesting articles there. :love:

No probs :)

I should have my system fully sorted out within the next 2 days, so then I can start redoing teh sig :( Formatting and losing all that data is such a fucking bitch.

edit - lost all my pron too :(

[Sputty]

Hello Kitty brand roofies and chloroform for Eine so he can finally get a girlfriend on his sixteenth birthday.

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:

[EineBeBoP]

Hello Kitty brand roofies and chloroform for Eine so he can finally get a girlfriend on his sixteenth birthday.

:rofl:

oops:

[shootx]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

eine's best pickup line

eine: hey miss
chick: yess?
eine: does this smell like chloroflorm
chick: (passes out)

[Everay]

thats the best pick up line EVER 100% success rate

[Biohazzard56]

KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC > ALL FINAL FANTASY GAMES

[UncleDynamite]

True!