"We can't have kids!"

[Dharkbayne]

This could only happen in Germany or Florida:

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_95794...uirkies.sexlife




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MadCat360]

OH.MY.GOD. Thats sorta pathetic.

[SDM]

Me and my woman had a similar dilema, after 8 years of trying, I found out I was sticking my pen0r in teh wrong hole:(

[MadCat360]

So thats where your sig comes from?

[SDM]

So thats where your sig comes from?
You must be new. Welcome to PSU.











buttsechs?

[MadCat360]

uh yeah, thats right, I'm new...

/sarcasm 0

[Ivan]

Me and my woman had a similar dilema, after 8 years of trying, I found out I was sticking my pen0r in teh wrong hole:(
:rofl:

DHITB!

[Cyanide]

Wow. That's even worse than the girl my communications proffesor told me about.

This girl was all depressed because she had gotten pregnant. She said that she was on birth control but that the pill kept falling out. :huh:

[Ivan]

Wow. That's even worse than the girl my communications proffesor told me about.

This girl was all depressed because she had gotten pregnant. She said that she was on birth control but that the pill kept falling out. :huh:
:lol: Was she blonde?

[MadCat360]

OH.MY.GOD. People these days...

[OfaLoaf]

Those crazy Germans.... seriously, if you'r raised in an extremely religious environment like them, I'm not surprised.

[ControlledBurn]

Extremely religious or not, if you can't figure out how your species procreates, maybe you shouldn't be thinking about children. It's called natural selection for a reason.

[Jennyboo]

:doh: man thats crazy ...:lol: how could you be married that long and never have sex ...or any sexual contact :rofl:

[Ait'al]

I think the question we should ask is how did they get married without haveing had sex. Its truly amazing.

[Corrosion]

:no:

[UncleDynamite]

I guess the couple must really love each then...

As pathetic as that sounds, it's actually pretty amazing that a couple could stay together entirely without sex. And it's pretty obvious that they loved each other, seeing that they wanted to have children. You almost... almost have to admire them. I mean, virtually no one marries unless they feel like their future spouse is going to be good in the bedroom.

That said, "OMfG! CORROSION's MOOMMY!"

Oh, and that couple's still pathetic in the end.

[Firefly]

I find it incredulous that this guy never ever ONCE figured out that when his pee-pee gets stiff around his wife, that there's nothing he can do about it. I also find it tragically sad that never once did anyone ever tell this guy about the birds and the bees, that he never ever ONCE saw a nudie magazine or went to a porn site or saw it on TV.

This is GERMANY we're talking about. I don't know if anyone here has ever been there before, but dude- if you turn on the TV at night after about 8 or 9pm, that's what you see on mainstream TV. It's everything but the actual sexual penetration (ie not hardcore, not softcore, but more like chubbycore or morning-woodcore).

[UncleDynamite]

I'm just amazed neither of them figured out the basics of the human anatomy.

Long, round peg goes into the round hole sized specifically for the long, round peg. It's so obvious.

[Sputty]

I guess the couple must really love each then...

As pathetic as that sounds, it's actually pretty amazing that a couple could stay together entirely without sex. And it's pretty obvious that they loved each other, seeing that they wanted to have children. You almost... almost have to admire them. I mean, virtually no one marries unless they feel like their future spouse is going to be good in the bedroom.

That said, "OMfG! CORROSION's MOOMMY!"

Oh, and that couple's still pathetic in the end.
Not really. I doubt they would have a divorce even if they hated eachother.

[UncleDynamite]

Not really. I doubt they would have a divorce even if they hated eachother.

I agree, but they probably wouldn't have wanted children if they hated each other. That only happens in the South :p

[Triggar]

...or in arranged marriages?

[Lartnev]

Arranged marriages tend to last longer than unarranged marriages as the expectation for them to work is much lower.

And yeah, I don't believe that two people who didn't know about the birds and the bees came together. Seems too much like coincidence.

[martyr]

maybe the arrangers of their marriage did it intentionally, and this clinic just ruined a spectacular plan to improve the genome. think about it:

franz: man, my friend is the stupidest, most niave chick in the whole of our great nation of germany
hans: nein, my brother is surely the most ignorant
franz: i have an idea, lets marry them and not tell them how to reproduce
hans: brilliant!

[oddfish]

maybe the arrangers of their marriage did it intentionally, and this clinic just ruined a spectacular plan to improve the genome. think about it:

franz: man, my friend is the stupidest, most niave chick in the whole of our great nation of germany
hans: nein, my brother is surely the most ignorant
franz: i have an idea, lets marry them and not tell them how to reproduce
hans: brilliant!


yeah, i'm with Martyr on this one.

[Mr1337Duck]

roflroflroflrofl.

[Bighoss]

the hell? I just figured it was instinctual...

[MadCat360]

Yeah, I thought that too. But i guess in todays world we have lost most of our "instinctual", umm... Uhh... Whats the word? Ahh yes, Notions. (Damn, I hate talking myself into corners...)

[Dharkbayne]

Haha, true, if you don't know how to reproduce, you're either 4, or you're retarded. Either way, you shouldn't be reproducing.

[Sputty]

Haha, true, if you don't know how to reproduce, you're either 4, or you're retarded. Either way, you shouldn't be reproducing.
Yeah, it's not that hard to figure
Penis becomes longer, harder as I look at woman. Woman has hole that's never used except for periods, hole + stick....
Is it that hard to figure out? What did they think created children?

[OfaLoaf]

God's Will?

[Rbstr]

maybe the arrangers of their marriage did it intentionally, and this clinic just ruined a spectacular plan to improve the genome. think about it:

franz: man, my friend is the stupidest, most niave chick in the whole of our great nation of germany
hans: nein, my brother is surely the most ignorant
franz: i have an idea, lets marry them and not tell them how to reproduce
hans: brilliant!

agreeded

[Indecisive]

maybe the arrangers of their marriage did it intentionally, and this clinic just ruined a spectacular plan to improve the genome. think about it:

franz: man, my friend is the stupidest, most niave chick in the whole of our great nation of germany
hans: nein, my brother is surely the most ignorant
franz: i have an idea, lets marry them and not tell them how to reproduce
hans: brilliant!


BRILLIANT.

[KeviN]

OMG! Nerf teh stork!

[MadCat360]

Really, god, how the hell did they think it happened? THAT would be interesting to hear. And very funny...

[Kam]

Mabye someone told them that God would give them a baby if they were a good and divoted couple? Mabye the same guys who set them up?

[JetRaiden]

:lol: I heard about this story this morning on the radio.

[d3ath4u]

holy shit. amazing.

[Zodiac]

wtf.

[Electrofreak]

wow. they put up with eachother for 8 years without sex, that wonderful glue that holds a relationship together? damn...