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Mr1337Duck
2004-05-18, 01:12 PM
Just got home from school early. We had this bowling field trip for the rest of the day, and I've bowled hundreds of times (leagues). I didn't feel like bowling with shitty balls, so I asked to walk home. I called my dad because they said I had to have permission, I explained, and he said he'd let me head home if I really wanted. The secretary signed this walking pass, and I was gone. My friend Josh said he wanted to skip it, and he asked Mr. Murphy (this awesome teacher) if we could, Murphy says we could ask. Josh figured it wouldn't work, so he didn't check by the office. On the way out, after getting the pass, I saw Josh. I told him what happened, the look was priceless.



I was grinning out of A-Office, through the commons, into D-Hall, to my locker and out the door. So now I'm home and it's time to play Max Payne.

Bighoss
2004-05-18, 01:36 PM
I had a half day today because all the next gen freshman are checking out the highschool.

Kikinchikin
2004-05-18, 01:38 PM
Yeah I love getting out early.

I Hate Pants
2004-05-18, 01:50 PM
I had a half day today because all the next gen freshman are checking out the highschool.
Its soo much fun to scare the shit outta them when they visit.

MadCat360
2004-05-18, 01:58 PM
Good for you. I'm home schooled. So, nah nah.

Kikinchikin
2004-05-18, 01:58 PM
Its soo much fun to scare the shit outta them when they visit.

indeed

Sputty
2004-05-18, 02:00 PM
I always leave a few dead bodies around with a "You're next" sign.

Setari
2004-05-18, 02:14 PM
i got out of school last week.

Peacemaker
2004-05-18, 02:16 PM
Ah getting out of high school. I graduated may 8th 4 years ago lol.

Everay
2004-05-18, 02:20 PM
pfft, i stay home, i dont even go to high school, a teacher comes to me, infact, here in 15 min is a class, were gonna watch Othelo on TV, i woke up a 10AM, im pretty sure i win.

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heh, i did that to the 6th graders when i was in 8th grade. i dunno why, but theyre so fuckin jumpy.

Rayder
2004-05-18, 02:31 PM
Grandpa!?

Indecisive
2004-05-18, 03:52 PM
Bah, you suck. Today blew chunks for me.

First I learn that I have to pick my annoying brothers up directly from their school
1st period always consists of people screaming to the teacher about random shit that makes absoultely no sense, consisiting of such words as "fin'da" and "black" and "racist"

Second, my teacher refuses to extend the due date on this damn huge scrapbook thing, 10 events, 10 people, page on what they were and why we picked them, and get pictures on each. we had a field trip the day before, no one is even half done, we are doing abolutely nothing it that class except watching movies now, we are done for the year.

Third I learned that we now have 2 fucking more assignments about some lame ass book about the struggles of black people (3rd book this year on this topic in this class) due tommorow, same as that 40 page scrapbook thing.

4th, two more assignments, and I learned that my grade has fucking dropped 1 point below being able to exempt the exam, and the bastard refuses to put any more of the 6 grades that she still has for us into that average. I know that that would bring me up enough to be able to excempt.

So now im off to get fucked in the ass by school. Gonna screw the other assignments, and work on this god damn scrapbook.

Only 17 more pages of text to go :/

Mr1337Duck
2004-05-18, 04:35 PM
Public school communist indoctrination? Yeah, that sucks. Telling you about the evil white man screwing over everyone and the poor innocent black man who raped the evil white man's daughter and the white man is just angry because he's racist, and the black man is the exception to the rule, etc.

I'll have great fun during those highschool political/historical/government classes. I plan on doing some reporting, maybe becoming the next Bill O'Reilly, or running for pres, or something in that area.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-18, 05:28 PM
I got kicked out of my 1st and last classes, I don't come in until 9:45, and I leave at 1:30. Every day. Except wednesdays when I come in at 10 and leave at 11:30.

Suck it.

Sputty
2004-05-18, 05:36 PM
maybe becoming the next Bill O'Reilly,.
Holy shit, you plan on not letting people finish their points and cut their mics off too?!?!
OMFG!!!

Mr1337Duck
2004-05-18, 05:37 PM
Yes I do.

OfaLoaf
2004-05-18, 05:49 PM
But shouldn't you show repect, honor, and a degree of chivalry to your oponents? It would show you to be a kind, respectful, morally superior person compared to your enemy, and it doesn't hurt your voice as much.


This thread is in the process of being derailed. Again. Political Debate should be re-opened to all to stop these derailments in the lounge.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-18, 05:53 PM
OMG BUSH IS A NAZI. OMG KERRY IS AN ALIEN. OMG JESUS IS REAL. OMG JESUS IS FAKE. OMG WE DIDN'T LAND ON THE MOON. OMG YES WE DID.

There, enough Pol Debate for the lounge for the next 3 years.

OfaLoaf
2004-05-18, 05:56 PM
OMG BUSH IS A NAZI. OMG KERRY IS AN ALIEN. OMG JESUS IS REAL. OMG JESUS IS FAKE. OMG WE DIDN'T LAND ON THE MOON. OMG YES WE DID.
You just summed up everything ever said in pol debate, except OMG TEH GOVERNMENT SUXXORS, OMG POLITICS SUXXORS, and OMG YUO SUXXORS.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-18, 06:14 PM
I try.