Vasalube

[SDM]

Motel 6, they'll leave the light on for yas.

cleeky (http://www.local6.com/news/3314528/detail.html)

[Everay]

thats alot of vaseline

[JakeLogan]

:huh: :huh: :huh: .................................................. .............. :lol:

[Infernus]

:huh: :huh: :huh:

A new meaning to jerking off...

[Kikinchikin]

wts...

[Sputty]

omg that place rox

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SDM]

Makes you glad you're not a hotel maid, don't it?

BTW, it wasn't me, I have witnesses that can confirm my whereabouts.

[Jennyboo]

"Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can."
:rofl::rofl: :lol:

[Triggar]

I found that on FARK while I was on IRC... I blamed Dhark.

[SDM]

I found that on FARK while I was on IRC... I blamed Dhark.
FARK is for lazy people :)

[Ivan]

I heard about this on the radio on the way home from work yesterday. I was laughing all the way home.

[OneManArmy]

by far the wierdest thing ive read all year. ...

[Hezzy]

... Was he like rubbing hisself against various objects or something?

A vaseline covered room could be fun... slide across everything! WEE!!

[Dharkbayne]

... Was he like rubbing hisself against various objects or something?

A vaseline covered room could be fun... slide across everything! WEE!!


:rofl:



pics:

[Hezzy]

I'll post pics whenever I get around to lubing myself and my room up...

ETA - When Duke Nukem: Forever gets released...

[Indecisive]

Freshman year in highschool, I had an engineering teacher who was strange as fuck.

He was getting divorced like thorughout the whole year, and complaining how he lost his tracor. Tests consisted of a dog named Bennie, which we would have to build various items for.

He frequently lost tests, including the final exam, so we all got A's. We had tons of quake tournaments and stuff in class while he was lecutring. We later found him on one of those singles dating websites.

Anyway, my point to all of this, is there was this big long table in the center of the room. We all used it like a slip-and-slide. Almost every single day.

[Onizuka]

:rofl:

[Triggar]

Slip 'n slide was the original Ownage.
http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/d5/b7/d9_1_b.JPG

[Neon Apocalypse]

wow what a total wanker

[SDM]

Slip 'n slide was the original Ownage.
http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/d5/b7/d9_1_b.JPG
I have 16ft of "super splash action" :brow:

[Triggar]

I have 16ft of "super splash action"

I bet you do, you naughty boy.

[Ivan]

I can cut the kinkyness with a knife in here.

[SDM]

I can cut the kinkyness with a knife in here.
Keep your knife away from my kinkyness:scared:

[Ivan]

/me closes his eyes and starts swinging as he walks to SDM.

[EarlyDawn]

Freshman year in highschool, I had an engineering teacher who was strange as fuck.

He was getting divorced like thorughout the whole year, and complaining how he lost his tracor. Tests consisted of a dog named Bennie, which we would have to build various items for.

He frequently lost tests, including the final exam, so we all got A's. We had tons of quake tournaments and stuff in class while he was lecutring. We later found him on one of those singles dating websites.

Anyway, my point to all of this, is there was this big long table in the center of the room. We all used it like a slip-and-slide. Almost every single day.:lol: :rofl:

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:

[Setari]

This thread gets the: Best posts in thread about masturbation. award

[Corrosion]

I'll post pics whenever I get around to lubing myself and my room up...

ETA - When Duke Nukem: Forever gets released...
You better do it too. I don't care if you're 60.