Songs that describe you best?

[Fragmatic]

Post the songs that describe you best... for me it would have to be -

Bad Religion - I love my computer, I'm always on the damn thing! :p

Lyrics

I love my computer you make me feel alright
Every waking hour and every lonely night
I love my computer for all you give to me
Predictable errors and no identity

And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy

(Chorus)
All I need to do is click on you and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way
And we'll never ever ruin each other's day 'cuz when I'm through I just click
And you just go away

I love my computer you're always in the mood
I get turned on when I turn on you
I love my computer you never ask for more
You can be a princess or you can be my whore

And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
The world outside is so big but it's safe in my domain
Because to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name

All I need to do is click on you and we'll be together for eternity
And no one is ever gonna take my love from me because I've got security,
Her password and a key

[OfaLoaf]

"I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles. My life makes no sense whatsoever.

[SDM]

Sex Farm by SpinalTap


Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

[Indecisive]

Thought you were gonnna say the Bukkake song.

[Spee]

Covenant - Tabula Rasa

Random, and Powerful.

I feel too many affectious obstacles
water must be allowed to seek it's own level
I don't seek to strive on others' expense
and the expense is mine as they judge my ways
I'm waiting for the rain to fall for days
I'm longing for the flood to sweep this all away
to grind the mountains to the level of the valleys
to cut the trees to the level of the grass
to asphalt the land in the name of equality
let us grow in mutual respect and care
I will transgress the laws and change the orders
to live within an environment of my choice
so don't force your will or taste to rule over mine
don't stand in the shadow of my hammer

[Triggar]

Ass Pony's - "Little Bastard"

Little Bastard, all fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks and a tank-top shirt
When his grandma sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down, you're gonna get hurt."

[CHORUS]
And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake."

Little Bastard has a re-occuring dream
That he's a pirate on a sea of snakes
And when the waves come, you can listen to him scream
As the tide runs down his leg

[CHORUS]
And they call him Little Bastard
And they say it to his face
He says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake."

[Hezzy]

Hezzy is a nutcase - Blood of the Covenant

:D

[dscytherulez]

"I'm Gonna Get My Gun" - D12 :lol:

Actually, I think "American Psycho II" by D12 describes me pretty good :).

White suburban kid that thinks he's black. No, well, ok yeah, but not as bad as most. I like rap, what can I say?

Lyrics are out there, find em' ;).

[Black]

White suburban kid that thinks he's black.

That kind of person is called a "Wigger"

[Triggar]

Or, as we like to say, "Wiggity White".

[Indecisive]

My schools population:

3/5 "Gangstas"
1/5 Wiggers
1/5 Other. Which includes me any anyone else sane.

[Khronos]

right said fred - "im too sexy"

[EarlyDawn]

Disengage The Simulator - CKy

With the error that's in my mind
And in my soul

I'm driving blind

I got a picture in the box
That is bringing me to where I am

Yet the eyes are all affixed on you not me

For driving blind

And the first time will be the last time
That you believe

You're falling as you decide
Face down the whole world wide
Before cannot be retrieved

From all the way up here there's no end
I'm flying high
But the worst is never first
And there's a person that'll set you straight

Cancelling the force within my brain
For flying high
The simulator has been disengaged

Indifference begins to take sides
Face down the whole world wide
Before cannot be retrieved

From all the way up here there's no end
I'm flying high
But the worst is never first
And there's a person that'll set you straight

Has interesting parallels to people that have affected my life and how I feel about my own state of mind. :(

[Setari]

Slipknot- My Plague

I'm in conniptions for the final act you came here for
The one derivative you manage is the one I abhor
I need a minute to elaborate for everyone the
Everyday bullshit things that you have done

Your impossible ego fuck is like a
Megalomaniacal tab on my tongue
You fuckin' touch me I will rip you apart
I'll reach in and take a bite out of that
Shit you call a heart...

I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed
Made to feel miniscule
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know

I know why you blame me
I know why you plague yourself

I'm turning it around like a knife on the shell
I wanna understand why, but I'm hurting myself
I haven't seen a lotta reasons to stop it
I can't just drop it
I'm just a bastard, but at least I admit it
At least I admit it

I know why you blame me (yourself)
I know why you plague me (yourself)

Kill you - fuck you - i will never be you
Kill you - fuck you - i will never be you
I can't fuckin' take it anymore
A snap of the synapse
And now it's fuckin' war
Kill you - fuck you - i will never be you

um well right now theres some people i hate. that song kinda sums it up but in a bit more morbid direction.

[EarlyDawn]

I love that song. Duality is really good too, probably my favorate Slipknot song.

[Dharkbayne]

M.C. Hammer - Too Legit To Quit


Too legit... Too legit to quit (three times)
Sweat running all over my chest (chest) i don't quit no!
I just press harder (Yea!) than i ever did before going for
The dreams that i have in store in my mind (mind) and i know
That i'm makin it i gotta get mine and nobody's takin it away
(No!) cause hammer don't play that you try to get mine
boy you better step back freeze (freeze) cause
You don't want none i hustle for my muscle and you look
Weak son (real weak) yea!... i'm goin for all that i can get
Kickin at the top cause i'm too legit to quit...sing!...

Chorus
Too legit... Too legit to quit (hey...hey...) Too legit...too
legit... Too legit to quit...(hey...) Too legit... Too legit to quit
(too legit...) too legit... too legit to quit...

when i feel high post don't you play me close a dig 'em smack
a get you back and i'll hit with a dose of oaktown power
and charge you by the hour i'm shakin like a quake and funks
get devoured i choose to abuse, misuse and confuse
competitors who think they're makin up all the rules, fools
in the game lame and insane it's a shame i gotta do this but
i remain the same unchanged gettin better never known
as a sweater kickin it at the top cause i got myself together
so roll with a guy who's physical and fit knows the time
and too legit to quit...sang!

Repeat chorus x2

step to the rhythm of a sho-nuff winner (winner) i been
here before (yo!) i ain't no beginner (word) but i been new
tried and true survival of the fittest yo!..it brought me through
my crew (talk) we're ready to strike trained for the mission
so believe the hype and sweat it (sweat it) cause you're gonna
regret it the day that you dissed us you'll wish you never met us
you remind me of a real short story one hit record and you
star to bore me get ready cause this is it your crew is
through and we too legit to quit...sang!...

chorus

Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit
Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit
get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...(many times)

my people we don't know defeat we crush the strong and
percolate the weak daily (everyday) we make our moves to
improve our groove because we love to rule where we
lay yo!..(Yo!) work and play we started at the bottom and
now we're leading the way and yea!..(yea!) i'm havin a fit kickin it
at the top because i'm too legit to quit...sang!...

chorus

hey...hey...hey...hey... too legit to quit.. too legit to quit..
we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on...
he's on top...he's on top...he's on top...he's on top...
goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up...
goin to burn it up...
too legit to quit...too legit to quit
we're rollin on..hey..hey..hey...too legit.

chorus to fade
[

[KittenGlue]

I will survive

I've got all my life to live da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da I will survive, hey hey

[Vick]

Linkin Park - Crawling

It really helps to show the deep primal anger that dwells inside of me.

[Derfud]

Dark Materia - Picard Song

:D

Seriously though,

Free Monica - Catch up

[1024]

"Kookooka Fuk-u" - !!!

i have to many "friends" that i wish i could say all these things to. eventually i will.

[AztecWarrior]

Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner


Just kidding. Can't find one.

[OneManArmy]

Outlaw Torn - Metallica

And now I wait my whole lifetime for you
And now I wait my whole lifetime for you

I ride the dirt, I ride the tide for you
I search the outside, search inside for you

To take back what you left me
I know I'll always burn to be
The one who seeks so I may find
And now I wait my whole lifetime

Outlaw of torn
Outlaw of torn
And I'm torn

So on I wait my whole lifetime for you
So on I wait my whole lifetime for you

The more I search, the more my need for you
The more I bless, the more I bleed for you

You make me smash the clock and feel
I'd rather die behind the wheel
Time was never on my side
So on I wait my whole lifetime
Outlaw of torn
Outlaw of torn
Outlaw of torn
And I'm torn

Hear me
And if I close my mind in fear
Please pry it open
See me
And if my face becomes sincere
Beware
Hold me
And when I start to come undone
Stitch me together
Save me
And when you see me strut
Remind me of what left this outlaw torn

[Triggar]

M.C. Hammer - Too Legit To Quit

Pack your bags lil' Jimmy, Martyr and I are adopting you. :rofl:

[SDM]

Pack your bags lil' Jimmy, Martyr and I are adopting you. :rofl:
Does Martyr know? Cripes, he's iffy on the dog:lol:

[martyr]

if you pee on the carpet too, you're out.

[Triggar]

:nazi:

The dog will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.

[Everay]

no single song can be me, and if there is one, noone has heard it.

[Corrosion]

Chevelle - The Red

[lightfire]

Chevelle - The Red


i like that song,

kittie - Spit

[Heavygain]

Purity by slipknot

Maze, physcopathing gaze, i create this waste, back away from tangents on the verge of drastic ways, cant escape this place, I deny your face sweat gets in my eyes i think im slowly dieing, out me in a homemade cellar, put me in a hole for shelter, someone hear me please,all i see is hate, i can hardly breathe and i can hardly take it. handsome my face overbearing i cant get out
Lost rand at my own cost, hearing luaghter, scoffed, learned from the rush, detached from such and such bleak, all around my weak, listening incomplete, i am not a dog but im the one your dogging, i am in a buried kennel, i have never felt so final

But i will listen to any slipknot song over and over again because slipknot, is just well, that DAMN GOOD.

[Indecisive]

No clue, but it will probubly be something by Weird Al.

[martyr]

blue oyster - don't fear the reaper

[Heavygain]

actually, these songs are THE best :P
Surfacing, by slipknot
Running out of ways to run
I can�t see, I can�t be
Over and over and under my skin
All this attention is doing me in!

Fuck it all! fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don�t belong! don�t exist!
Don�t give a shit!
Don�t ever judge me!

Picking through the parts exposed
Taking shape, taking shag
Over and over and under my skin
All this momentum is doing me in!

Fuck it all! fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don�t belong! don�t exist!
Don�t give a shit!
Don�t ever judge me!

You got all my love, livin� in your own hate
Drippin� hole man, hard step, no fate
Show you nuthin�, but I ain�t holdin� back
Every damn word I say is a sneak attack
When I get my hands on you
Ain�t a fucking thing you can do
Get this cuz you�re never gonna get me
I am the very disease you pretend to be

I am the push that makes you move
Purity, slipknot
Maze...psychopathic daze...i create this waste
Back away from tangents, on the verge of drastic
Ways...can�t escape this place...i deny your face
Sweat gets in my eyes, I think I�m slowly dying

Put me in a homemade cellar
Put me in a hole for shelter
Someone hear me please, all I see is hate
I can hardly breathe, and I can hardly take it

Handsonmyfaceoverbearingican�tgetout

Lost...ran at my own cost...hearing laughter, scoffed
Learning from the rush, detached from such and such
Bleak...all around me, weak...listening, incomplete
I am not a dog, but I�m the one your dogging

I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final
Someone find me please, losing all reserve
I am fucking gone, I think I�m fucking dying

You all stare, but you�ll never see
There is something inside me
There is something in you I despise

Cut me - show me - enter - I am
Willing and able and never any danger to myself
Knowledge in my pain, knowledge in my pain
Or was my tolerance a phase?
Empathy, out of my way
I can�t die
Heritic anthem, slipknot
8...7...6...6...6...5...4...3...2...1...
I�m a pop star threat and I�m not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner. I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer.
A hideous man that you don�t understand
Throw a suicide party and I�m guaranteed to fucking snap.
It�s evilsonic, it�s pornoholic.
Breakdowns, obscenities, it�s all I wanna be.
If you�re 555 then I�m 666.
If you�re 555 I�m 666.
If you�re 555 then I�m 666 (what�s it like to be a heretic)
If you�re 555 I�m 666. (what�s it like to be a heretic)
Everybody�s so infatuated
Everybody�s so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face, they haven�t got a thing to say
I bleed for this and I bleed for you
Still you look in my face like I�m sombody new
Toy - nobody wants anything I�ve got
Which if fine becuase you�re made of
Everything - I�m - not!
If you�re 555 then I�m 666.
If you�re 555 I�m 666.
If you�re 555 then I�m 666 (what�s it like to be a heretic)
If you�re 555 I�m 666. (what�s it like to be a heretic)
30 seconds, 16, 8, 4, lemme tell you why
I haven�t the slightest, I�m teaching your brightest
They�re listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can�t buy me.
Go ahead. lie to me.
Tell me again how you�re tortured
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You�re full of shit
You had a dream but this ain�t it.
If you�re 555 then I�m 666.
If you�re 555 I�m 666.
If you�re 555 then I�m 666 (what�s it like to be a heretic)
If you�re 555 I�m 666. (what�s it like to be a heretic)
I am hated, slipknot
The whole world is my enemy - and I�m a walking target
Two times the devil with all the significance
Dragged and raped for the love of a mob
I can�t stay - because I can�t be stopped
Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us
I know you�re all tired of the same ol� bosses
Let me tell you how it�s gonna be
I�m gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me

Welcome to the same ol� fucking scam
Same ol� shit in a dead fad

Everybody wants to be so hard
Are you real or a second rate sports card?
They all lost their dad or their wife just died
They never got to go outside - shut up
Nobody gives a fuck
It doesn�t change the fact that you suck

(we are) the anti-cancer
(we are) the only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what�s inside of me, you�ll never know
(we are) bipolar gods
(we are) you know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don�t think I need this anymore

Now I�m not pretty and I�m not cool
But I�m fat and I�m ugly and proud - so fuck you
Standing out is the new pretension
Sreamline the (sic)ness, half-assed aggression
You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned
All the mediocre sacred cows we spawne
Put your trust in the mission
We will not repent - this is our religion

(we are) the anti-cancer
(we are) the only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what�s inside of me, you�ll never know
(we are) bipolar gods
(we are) you know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don�t think I need this anymore

I am hated
You are hated
We are hated

Everything sucks and I can prove it
Everybody dies, shuffle on, remove it
Individuals, indispensable
I�m the paradox deity vessel
...the other side holds no secret
But this side is done, I don�t need it
Before you go, you should know you�re breaking down
You�ll be rotten by the time you�re underground

(we are) the anti-cancer
(we are) the only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what�s inside of me, you�ll never know
(we are) bipolar gods
(we are) you know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don�t think I need this anymore

(we are) the source of conscience
(we are) distorted sentients
There�s only one thing left
And I can�t leave until it�s sated
(we are) the absolute
(we are) controlling you
They�re closing in, I can�t escape
I am hated
My plauge, slipknot
I�m in conniptions for the final act you came here for
The one derivative you manage is the one I abhor
I need a minute to elaborate for everyone the
Everyday bullshit things that you have done

Your impossible ego fuck is like a
Megalomaniacal tab on my tongue
You fuckin� touch me I will rip you apart
I�ll reach in and take a bite out of that
Shit you call a heart...

I don�t mind being ogled, ridiculed
Made to feel miniscule
If you consider the source, it�s kinda pitiful
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that�s all you�ll ever know

I know why you blame me (yourself)
I know why you plague me (yourself)

I�m turning it around like a knife in the shell
I wanna understand why, but I�m hurting myself
I haven�t seen a lotta reasons to stop it
I can�t just drop it
I�m just a bastard, but at least I admit it
At least I admit it

I know why you blame me (yourself)
I know why you plague me (yourself)

Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you
Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you
I can�t fuckin� take it anymore
A snap of the synapse
And now it�s fuckin� war
Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you
thats about it.

[Sputty]

OMG
/me sets mode: +angst
My song is "Suicide is Painless"!!!! OMFG!!!!!!(the MASH theme song with lyrics)

Hahah
No
It's Safety Dance

[JakeLogan]

Cowboy Song originally by Thin Lizzy. (I like the Anthrax cover of it)
(Lynott, Downey)

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
A starry night, a campfire light
The coyote call, the howling winds wail
So I ride out to the old sundown

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
Lord, I'm just thinking about a certain female
The nights we spent together riding on the range
Looking back it seems so strange

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning 'till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo

I was took in Texas, I did not know her name
Lord, all these southern girls seem the same
Down below the border in a town in Mexico
I got my job busting broncs for the rodeo

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning 'till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the rodeo
Roll me over and set me free
The cowboy's life is the life for me

[ghost018]

On My Own - The Used

[Vick]

Where are the anti LP guys to make fun of saying Crawling describes me so well, I fucking set it up and no one did it. :(

Anyway, that was a joke, I cant think of a song that describes me.

[EineBeBoP]

Cake - The Distance Lyrics (http://www.lyricattack.com/c/cakelyrics/thedistancelyrics.html)

Or

Cake - Frank Sinatra Lyrics (http://www.lyricattack.com/c/cakelyrics/franksinatralyrics.html)


Frank Sinatra

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather,
The flies and spiders get along together,
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record.

Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day.

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather,
The flies and spiders get along together,
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record.


Dunno, I'm weird.
theres more that might fit me better

The Postal Service- Such Great Heights Lyrics (http://www.lyricattack.com/p/thepostalservicelyrics/suchgreatheightslyrics.html)

or

TPS - Nothing Better Lyrics (http://www.lyricattack.com/p/thepostalservicelyrics/nothingbetterlyrics.html)