Im going to London!

[Jaged]

Next December my marching band is going to go to London to preform in the annual New Years parade there. Maybe I will see frag there. ;)

So, question for Frag and the rest of our brits. What should I expect over there? How is England different ffrom the states?

[TekDragon]

I pity you.

Try to duck out of it and go to an eastern european country. Prague is great, so is Budhapest.

London was the worst place i've ever gone. It was even worse than Paris, and most of you know my feelings on the French.

[Mag]

Tek, the only conservative hippy.

[TekDragon]

-

[Mag]

The only conservative Marley follower then.
Weed and Conservative views tend to clash, hence the above post.
*Steering away from Pol. Debate*
Don't eat the food.

[TekDragon]

Yeah, the food does blow. The city is dirty. The girls are dirty. The buildings are ugly. The people suck ass.

[Darksim]

Well, technically im an economic, military, religious, educational (school vouchers), judicial (do the crime, die) and moral (ie: i have them) conservative.

I'm a "do what you want to do in your own home so long as it isn't against the bible and doesnt hurt anyone else" liberal.

IE: go ahead and smoke, but dont go doing men indabut.

[EDIT]

Yeah, the food does blow. The city is dirty. The girls are dirty. The buildings are ugly. The people suck ass.

Duck out and go somewhere fun. Where the bitches are beautiful, the clubs serve weed, and the tea houses come with free hookah usage.


You dont need to complicate the word. Just say Hippie.

[TekDragon]

Well, technically im an economic, military, religious, educational (school vouchers), judicial (do the crime, die) and moral (ie: i have them) conservative.

You dont need to complicate the word. Just say Hippie.

Are you retarded? What hippies have you ever been around?

[Peacemaker]

When I think Hippie I think yound liberal who expresses them self. Not the bad way of thinking of them.

[TekDragon]

Oh, ok.

When I think of hippy i think of irresponcible, cowardly, immoral, narrow minded, anarchic, and overall useless members of society.

[Peacemaker]

Yeh for sterotypes!!!! If I wanted to convey that image I would use the oh so familar south park term.... Aging Hippie Liberal Douche.

[Fragmatic]

Sweet!

If your around a few days before, I'll give you a tour :D

[Fragmatic]

London was the worst place i've ever gone. It was even worse than Paris, and most of you know my feelings on the French.

It's not that bad, I do LIVE here y'know.

Besides, eastern european chicks are the hottest. London bitches are nasty. Guess how many recruiting agencies the porn industry has in Czech Republic compared to England.

I dunno either.. but i guarantee theres a HUGE difference.

There's not all that many actually.


Yeah, the food does blow. The city is dirty. The girls are dirty. The buildings are ugly. The people suck ass.

Duck out and go somewhere fun. Where the bitches are beautiful, the clubs serve weed, and the tea houses come with free hookah usage.

Negative.

Fish and chips pwn, there are plenty of street cleaners, true, not all, most.

For the second part? Goto Camden :D

[Smaug]

RUN JAGED RUN

[23:13] <Fragmatic> OMG
[23:13] <Fragmatic> Jageds coming to LONDON
[23:14] <Smaug> wtfux
[23:14] <Smaug> you're going to rape him
[23:14] <Fragmatic> ;)

[Fragmatic]

RUN JAGED RUN

[23:13] <Fragmatic> OMG
[23:13] <Fragmatic> Jageds coming to LONDON
[23:14] <Smaug> wtfux
[23:14] <Smaug> you're going to rape him
[23:14] <Fragmatic> ;)

:rofl:

[Derfud]

Shit, I'm going at the starting of summer :o

[Fragmatic]

Shit, I'm going at the starting of summer :o

;)

[Triggar]

London is amazing. From the grafitti carved into the walls of Saint Paul's cathedral dated from 1642, to the chill of the Tower of London to the extreme chill of London Dungeons... and Marks and Spencer, and the tube, and pub food, and Jammie Dodgers...

..God I miss England!

[Fragmatic]

London is amazing. From the grafitti carved into the walls of Saint Paul's cathedral dated from 1642, to the chill of the Tower of London to the extreme chill of London Dungeons... and Marks and Spencer, and the tube, and pub food, and Jammie Dodgers...

..God I miss England!

London Dungeons is funny as fuck... Marks and spencer is where all conservative old women shop, the tube is just every day transport, pub food rawks (mmm, steak and ale pie) and jammie dodgers... wierd food.

[Lartnev]

London's great for museums and history.... but apart from that it's dirty, nasty and has too many frigging pidgeons :D

[Fragmatic]

London's great for museums and history.... but apart from that it's dirty, nasty and has too many frigging pidgeons :D

:(

[Lartnev]

I swear, every time I visit Trafalgar square they divebomb me :lol:

London has an industrial past and unfortunatly it shows in many places. But that doesn't mean there aren't nice places in London, especially inside buildings as opposed to outside :)

</redemption>

[Jennyboo]

RUN JAGED RUN

[23:13] <Fragmatic> OMG
[23:13] <Fragmatic> Jageds coming to LONDON
[23:14] <Smaug> wtfux
[23:14] <Smaug> you're going to rape him
[23:14] <Fragmatic> ;)
:lol::rofl:

[Kaltagesta]

Fish and chips, yep, they own. Go have tea with the queen, but it's a bit awkward having to laugh at her not funny jokes. Prince Phillip on the other hand? Oh, they should give him a stand up show. Some of the architectures great, and there's an amazing buzz in the centre, like in Leicester Square - if you go there, check at the frozen Yoghurt place, it rules.


And Trigggar, you forgot Alan!

[Fragmatic]

Fish and chips, yep, they own. Go have tea with the queen, but it's a bit awkward having to laugh at her not funny jokes. Prince Phillip on the other hand? Oh, they should give him a stand up show. Some of the architectures great, and there's an amazing buzz in the centre, like in Leicester Square - if you go there, check at the frozen Yoghurt place, it rules.


And Trigggar, you forgot Alan!

Theres a frozen yoghurt place in leicester square?

[Lartnev]

I think the translation for frozen yoghurt is Ice cream in a tub Frag :)

Hagan Daaz probably.

[Onizuka]

:rofl: Have fun

[Fragmatic]

I think the translation for frozen yoghurt is Ice cream in a tub Frag :)

Hagan Daaz probably.

Hagen Daaz is damn good (best vanilla evar!) but pricey :p

[HunterKiller]

Well, technically im an economic, military, religious, educational (school vouchers), judicial (do the crime, die) and moral (ie: i have them) conservative.

I'm a "do what you want to do in your own home so long as it isn't against the bible and doesnt hurt anyone else" liberal.

IE: go ahead and smoke, but dont go doing men indabut.

[EDIT]

Yeah, the food does blow. The city is dirty. The girls are dirty. The buildings are ugly. The people suck ass.

Duck out and go somewhere fun. Where the bitches are beautiful, the clubs serve weed, and the tea houses come with free hookah usage.

how the hell are you a moral person if you worry about gettin some hookers?

[Lartnev]

Hagen Daaz is damn good (best vanilla evar!) but pricey :p

My thoughts exactly, but you do get what you pay for :)

[Fragmatic]

My thoughts exactly, but you do get what you pay for :)

Sainsburys 2 for 1 offer on ice cream... not too bad actually.

Would rather have some Maxibons :D

[Triggar]

Saiiiiinsbury's!! Alan Titchmarsh!! Roundabouts!! English breakfast!! Sunday roasts!! Yorkshire pudding!! Jammie dodgers!! Polo mints!! The queen!! Hyde Park!!

I love England so much.

[Lartnev]

heh .... but Alan Titchmarsh? :confused:

Yorkshire Puddings are a delicacy however :D

[Onizuka-GTO]

*Sniff*

London's too noisy, hectic, everything is over priced, and all the men drink larger and shandy.
And they all talk with a funny girly like accent, and nothing at like on Eastenders...and if you got alot of money to show you won't have any trouble pulling those bitchy tarts, they home in on the money like those flying rats.
grrr..Southerners...
:rolleyes: :p ;)

Don't go to London! Go to Italy or Spain at leased you won't freeze to death. :lol:
plus you get to see more delicious tanned skin!! :rofl:

P.S: Yorkshire pudding owns you all! :p
*Is a Yorkshire lass*
:D

[Hezzy]

This one time, in band camp...

:D

[Lartnev]

London's too noisy, hectic, everything is over priced, and all the men drink larger and shandy.

There's nothing wrong with larger! :drunk: :P~

Shandy however is disturbing for anyone over the age of 18 (unless they're driving or just given blood or something) :D

[Jaged]

:scared:

[Onizuka-GTO]

bah.

A real man drinks Ale and Bitter!
Anything less is a disgrace, so says my old man (and his impressive beer belly -cue- Homer :P )
:D

[JakeLogan]

I like MAH whiskey

[Kaltagesta]

No, really, it's a frozen yoghurt place. I'm english too, so i know what ice cream is :p It really is frozen yoghurt, and its lovely.

[HunterKiller]

*Sniff*

London's too noisy, hectic, everything is over priced, and all the men drink larger and shandy.
And they all talk with a funny girly like accent, and nothing at like on Eastenders...and if you got alot of money to show you won't have any trouble pulling those bitchy tarts, they home in on the money like those flying rats.
grrr..Southerners...
:rolleyes: :p ;)

Don't go to London! Go to Italy or Spain at leased you won't freeze to death. :lol:
plus you get to see more delicious tanned skin!! :rofl:
P.S: Yorkshire pudding owns you all! :p
*Is a Yorkshire lass*
:D

depends on what part of Italy nd Spain you go to. You will find the tanned-skin peeps Southern Spain and Southern Itay.

[Sputty]

While you get there, remember, everything's over priced.
But also, Fragmatic, the English ninja, will crush you for contradicting the will of kittens. Make peace with yourself, for soon, you shall fall
>:}

[Shalashaska]

Londons is total bollocks, If i lived in London i would have killed myself years ago and If EastEnders is anything to go by then London is 1 hell of a depressing place, It is the poor mans LA, all Cockneys are retards who drink lager which is really a womens drink and they always try and set the trend. The only good things that ever came out of London are the M1 and the planes departing from Heathrow airport.....oh and David Beckhams right foot :D

[Derfud]

Don't go to London! Go to Italy or Spain at leased you won't freeze to death. :lol:
plus you get to see more delicious tanned skin!! :rofl:


I'm going to Italy, Spain and France actually. I'm only going to be in London for a few days during my Return Trip.

[Onizuka-GTO]

...If EastEnders is anything to go by then London is 1 hell of a depressing place, ..... all Cockneys are retards who drink lager which is really a womens drink and they always try and set the trend.

:rofl: :cheers: :rofl:

[Lartnev]

If EastEnders is anything to go by then London is 1 hell of a depressing place

:rofl: Fortunatly not. Although I have never lived there.

I don't see how Larger is a woman's drink either :p

Bitter's just horrible and Ale.... well after this one rugby trip I went on I probably wouldn't be able to stomach the stuff. :D

[Hezzy]

Townie cockneys?

Oi oi check ma new bling! check dis shit man! wwoo! shine yer boot guv'na

ITS ALL GONE ABIT PAIR SHAPED

[firecrackerNC]

Who's a hippy, bitch?

I believe in responcible marijuana smoking. I also believe Alcohol should be banned.

Besides, eastern european chicks are the hottest. London bitches are nasty. Guess how many recruiting agencies the porn industry has in Czech Republic compared to England.

I dunno either.. but i guarantee theres a HUGE difference.

ok I agree on the weed thing but wtf is with banning alcohol? My best moments in life were mostly when I was wasted beyond belief.Weed and shrooms are good but Alcohol is way better.It goes 1)Alcohol(not beer i mean whiskey,Lager Tequlila ect) 2)Shrooms then 3)weed 4)cigars cause man Black and Milds rock and Cubans do too

[OfaLoaf]

Y'know, I hear they banned alcohol once here in America... something about Prohibition or something on those lines.... they got rid of it though. I wonder why?



And aren't cockneys the English version of hillbillies? I'd never imagine a hillbilly would say "Check mah new bling".

[JetRaiden]

it was in the 1920s or something. but it attracted oddles of underground clubs and organized crime, so it was legalized.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Y'know, I hear they banned alcohol once here in America... something about Prohibition or something on those lines.... they got rid of it though. I wonder why?



And aren't cockneys the English version of hillbillies? I'd never imagine a hillbilly would say "Check mah new bling".

erm...cockney isn't like "hillbillies" that'll be rural welsh speaking english types i suppose...Cockney is the working man's urban dialect, just like the stereotypical American gangster films that have them all talking with..erm...Italian mafia English like.....you will find stereotypical English mafia speaking cockney.

Oh and it is a dialect.

check it out Cockney Translator (http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/cockney-translator.asp)

Ya kna wot iam say me China Plate? if ya can understand wot ***** Nell iam talkin' abaht then ya 're a kin' amon men, as I daan't even kna wot i'm talkin' abaht!

:lol:

P.S: I live in Newcastle and i have to put up with Geordie which sounds like THIS:

Ah went tuh toon tuh hev a drink but ah got see cocked ah pallatic aaal owor the floor an' broke doon an' creed befawa ah puked aaal owor wor bairn an' fell asleep.

:doh: :rolleyes:

[OfaLoaf]

Wot the bloody ***** Nell did ya just say? Ya english 're aw 6's and 7's.



There was an Pot and Pan from Nantucket
'oo kept aw 'is bangers 'n' mash in a Mrs
Duckett his Bricks and Mortar, name nan, ran Frank Bough wif a geeza,
and as for the Mrs Duckett, Nantucket.
:lol:

[Fragmatic]

A real man drinks Ale and Bitter!

I agree strongly :D

Spitfire, Bishops Finger and Newcastle Brown > *

[Shalashaska]

I think Marstons Pedigree's the best,even though it smells like horseshit :)

[Fragmatic]

Never tried it.

Ever tried Old Fart? It's some novelty beer you can get from BHS around christmas time, soooo nice.

[Shalashaska]

Y'know, I hear they banned alcohol once here in America... something about Prohibition or something on those lines.... they got rid of it though. I wonder why?



And aren't cockneys the English version of hillbillies? I'd never imagine a hillbilly would say "Check mah new bling".


Actually a true cockney is somebody born in London within the sound of Bowe Bells other people from that hellhole are just Londoners

ive never heard of that old fart ill have 2 give it a try,ever been to cornwall some of the bitters there are ace :) Tinners and HSD

[Radaeron]

Actually a true cockney is somebody born in London within the sound of Bowe Bells


The man is right :)


marstons pedigree's ? is that some kind of dog food? hehe

[Hezzy]

P.S: I live in Newcastle and i have to put up with Geordie which sounds like THIS:

Ah went tuh toon tuh hev a drink but ah got see cocked ah pallatic aaal owor the floor an' broke doon an' creed befawa ah puked aaal owor wor bairn an' fell asleep.

:doh: :rolleyes:

Why aye man!

[Neon Apocalypse]

my parents went to london, they said that the food does indeed suck

they were given sandwiches with butter and pickles on them

[Shalashaska]

marstons pedigree's ? is that some kind of dog food? hehe


LOL it does sound like dog food but its actually a bitter and its made near the area i live :)

[Lartnev]

they were given sandwiches with butter and pickles on them

:huh:

[Onizuka-GTO]

my parents went to london, they said that the food does indeed suck

they were given sandwiches with butter and pickles on them

mmm...well its all nice and good to go out attempt to try out the authentic food of a country, but honestly going down to the homeless shelter and dining out with the free food hand-outs is going abit far... :rolleyes: :p ;)

[Fragmatic]

Why aye man!

Ey Ey Ey!!!!

Calm Down Calm Down!

[Ivan]

Ey Ey Ey!!!!

Calm Down Calm Down!
Alright that's enough, we speak english on these boards... ;) :D

[Onizuka-GTO]

This thread has been officially invaded by the British,
God save the Queen!.....and Jammy Dodgers....
:D

[Radaeron]

Hooray for jammy dodgers!!!!!! ... *someone whispers in his ear* Who? Oh ok, well whatever... god save the queen.

[Radaeron]

lol... just looked at Ivan's sig...


[Penis removed]
[The shunk logs]


Something strange in there? lol

[Fragmatic]

JAFFA CAKES!

Tally ho chappies!

[Kaltagesta]

Sputty made me say 'I'm going with mumsie to have tea with the queen" on teamspeak... I feel so used!

[Onizuka-GTO]

but i bet you loved every minute of it. :eek:

You dirty little tart... :lol: ;)

[Fragmatic]

Sputty made me say 'I'm going with mumsie to have tea with the queen" on teamspeak... I feel so used!

He did something simular with me, and now it's HERE (http://britland.ytmnd.com)

[Kaltagesta]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fragmatic]

:(

[Kaltagesta]

Your accents so funny!... Oh... wait... ugh....

[Fragmatic]

:lol: twat.

[Onizuka]

:rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

He did something simular with me, and now it's HERE (http://britland.ytmnd.com)
That was ME!

[Wraithlord]

:O

london is a sad,damp,armpit of a city

I was only there for a month, but I didn't like it, if Im going to live in england I want to live in the country, I like the weather, but I am anoyyed by the rain when Im walking around in the city for some reason O.o, mabye its just the humidity level, I like the north much better

[Shalashaska]

:O

london is a sad,damp,armpit of a city

I was only there for a month, but I didn't like it, if Im going to live in england I want to live in the country, I like the weather, but I am anoyyed by the rain when Im walking around in the city for some reason O.o, mabye its just the humidity level, I like the north much better

Well said the North is so much better although it rains quite alot up there aswell though :( , we all hate those soft Southern puffs and thier stupid jellied eels :mad:

are you 'avin a bleedin larf

[Hezzy]

Yay for the north!

[Fragmatic]

That was ME!

Sputty got me to do the voice.

Well said the North is so much better although it rains quite alot up there aswell though :( , we all hate those soft Southern puffs and thier stupid jellied eels :mad:

are you 'avin a bleedin larf

Shurrup ya northern munkey!

[Kaltagesta]

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/keyb-scouser.jpg

Scouser keyboard.

[Fragmatic]

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/keyb-scouser.jpg

Scouser keyboard.

:lol:

[Onizuka-GTO]

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/keyb-scouser.jpg

Scouser keyboard.

:rofl:

[Hezzy]

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/keyb-scouser.jpg

Scouser keyboard.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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