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Heavygain
2004-05-26, 09:11 AM
Post your Worst assignment EVAR doesnt have to be a school assignment.

UncleDynamite
2004-05-26, 09:40 AM
Researching STDs. Bleh.

Kikinchikin
2004-05-26, 09:52 AM
Well although it wasn't the hardest, it was the most gay. 150 short answer questions for Lord of the Flies. I didn't do but half ;)

martyr
2004-05-26, 10:47 AM
hm... this is tough. in my 19 years of education, i've seen some bad ones, and i certanly can't remember them all.

in fact, as i sit here and think about it, i can hardly remember any.

oh well, i'm giving my class their midterm today, and i don't assign homework except for long-term projects - although admittedly, they're kinda lame

Everay
2004-05-26, 11:00 AM
i simply hate the ones that you get in the beggining of the school year, the ones like tell us about you, simply because i hate talking or writing about myself, that and the real answers i could give would make her send me to the councler.

martyr
2004-05-26, 11:03 AM
sometimes i feel like if i'd written my blog when i was in highschool i'd have had regular meetings with counselors.

Triggar
2004-05-26, 11:23 AM
I had regular meetings with the counselors.

But they told me it was because my parents were getting divorced.

Zodiac
2004-05-26, 11:25 AM
Senior Project.

Ivan
2004-05-26, 11:36 AM
I didn't have to visit the counselors very often. The only time I had to visit the counselors were when my mother died, my niece died, which was no help what so ever just made me want to kill them. :D But anyway the other times was when I was caught stealing chocolate milk, I did that for the whole year and they only caught me once. I can�t remember but I think I saved my self like $80 that year stealing milk. Then in the winter for having a snowball fight with two teachers. They were in on it too so they got me out of suspension, yes we get suspended for throwing snowballs.

HunterKiller
2004-05-26, 12:28 PM
doing a 25pg report

Sputty
2004-05-26, 12:36 PM
I had regular meetings with the counselors.

Me too but only ecause they're "worried" for me(i.e. My mom kept on calling them)
Bah, stupid pills don't do anything except force me to drink water
....
And give me rashes.....
Fucking psoriasis

Dharkbayne
2004-05-26, 12:38 PM
I don't know.

But I did get called to the councellors and suspended because I threatened to cast a pox upon one of my teachers and all of her kin.

Exano
2004-05-26, 12:39 PM
Thats nothing, I was expelled from all Fairfax county public schools :)

Dharkbayne
2004-05-26, 12:42 PM
For?

Exano
2004-05-26, 12:43 PM
Nothing, a lie spread by this goodie good girl.

Sputty
2004-05-26, 12:44 PM
I don't know.

But I did get called to the councellors and suspended because I threatened to cast a pox upon one of my teachers and all of her kin.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ControlledBurn
2004-05-26, 12:52 PM
I worked for the counseling office in high school, one of the things I'd have to do at the beginning of each semester was alphabetize thee 3x5 cards that had each students name, and class schedule on it. Yes, the high school I graduated from was so backwards they didn't even computerize their schedules.

As for actual classes, I can't really remember any that I thought were that terrible. There were some that were a pain, but I learned a lot from them, and some that I put a lot of effort into and the teacher took out a grudge against me by giving me a poor grade (I'm a sarcastic asshole and a leader by nature, that combination can be pretty nasty for an English teacher, and when you lead a revolution against her in class, well, she's just not going to hold back anymore)

Kam
2004-05-26, 05:21 PM
We argue with our English teacher every day, it pisses him off so much. He's an asshole.

ControlledBurn
2004-05-26, 05:31 PM
Well, what happened with my teacher was interesting. She was trying to show us the idea of Communism as well as do an assignment on Animal Farm. We had to read it, then we were given 100 questions, put into a couple of groups, and told to answer all the questions individually, but we'd be graded as a group on the average. I refused to partake in it, demanding my own individual grade as I would not allow my grade to be trashed by someone else's ignorance, or allow myself to bring anyone else's grade down. I convinced my entire group to go along with me, and led a revolution, refusing to do the work until our demands were met. I and some other cohorts were singled out and removed from the group, and it was demanded we submit. I kept refusing to give in, and after a week or so she finally gave up and ended the whole thing, throwing the assignments out the window and going back to normal. She was freaking out about the whole thing, had threatened to fail me right then and there for a while if I didn't give in. She hated me before for my flippant comments in class, but after this, my fate was sealed. My papers now got Ds and Fs consistantly, despite having over teachers look at them and claim they were easily A work. She even gave me an F on my 10 page research project despite having everything done to the letter.

JakeLogan
2004-05-26, 05:52 PM
Well, what happened with my teacher was interesting. She was trying to show us the idea of Communism as well as do an assignment on Animal Farm. We had to read it, then we were given 100 questions, put into a couple of groups, and told to answer all the questions individually, but we'd be graded as a group on the average. I refused to partake in it, demanding my own individual grade as I would not allow my grade to be trashed by someone else's ignorance, or allow myself to bring anyone else's grade down. I convinced my entire group to go along with me, and led a revolution, refusing to do the work until our demands were met. I and some other cohorts were singled out and removed from the group, and it was demanded we submit. I kept refusing to give in, and after a week or so she finally gave up and ended the whole thing, throwing the assignments out the window and going back to normal. She was freaking out about the whole thing, had threatened to fail me right then and there for a while if I didn't give in. She hated me before for my flippant comments in class, but after this, my fate was sealed. My papers now got Ds and Fs consistantly, despite having over teachers look at them and claim they were easily A work. She even gave me an F on my 10 page research project despite having everything done to the letter. Should have taken it to the principal (or whoever) and tell him/her the teacher was giving you D's and F's because you refused to do a project that could screw you over (or someone else) if someone/you answered every question wrong.

dscytherulez
2004-05-26, 06:08 PM
i simply hate the ones that you get in the beggining of the school year, the ones like tell us about you, simply because i hate talking or writing about myself, that and the real answers i could give would make her send me to the councler.

Yeah, I REALLY hate those. They act like they really want to know about you, but everyone lies on them anyway, so it doesn't matter. And it's really bad when teachers have favorites and do those. The person who lies the best, gets treated the best. It's complete bullshit.

ControlledBurn
2004-05-26, 06:45 PM
Should have taken it to the principal (or whoever) and tell him/her the teacher was giving you D's and F's because you refused to do a project that could screw you over (or someone else) if someone/you answered every question wrong.

Hindsight is 20/20, I was a sophomore, and a month and a half later I moved to another state.

JetRaiden
2004-05-26, 06:48 PM
summer reading. its summer for got sakes I dont want to have to worry about that shit.

Im sure Ive gotten worse assignments, but I cant remember them.

Bighoss
2004-05-26, 06:59 PM
My teacher got pissed off at us today because some of the papers she recieved had horrible grammar. SOOO she decided it would be best to give us this huge fucking packet and grammar stuff that I already know from fucking 5th grade but takes a long time to do. I think she's doing it out of spite though, because quite honestly we hate her and she hates us.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-05-26, 07:35 PM
Nothing, a lie spread by this goodie good girl.

I find that hard to believe. How old are you? I don't think people people could set you up so easily that there would be irrefutable evidence for what you did. If you had evidence that you didn't do whatever you supposedley did you could have gone to court if they didn't let you in.

JetRaiden
2004-05-26, 07:53 PM
yea, I doubt a single lie can get you expelled. especcially from public school. what, did she say you killed someone?

JakeLogan
2004-05-26, 08:17 PM
yea, I doubt a single lie can get you expelled. especcially from public school. what, did she say you killed someone?
If anything probably rape/sexual assault, girls in high school tend to do that. When I was in high school some girl said I assaulted her. in my black bronco that I didn't own. and when it supposedly happend I was 30 miles away from the location working with 10 co-workers. Turns out her boyfriend did it. Anyway I doubt a single lie could have gotten you kicked out of school unless they a "good reason" meaning you have done numerous things that could make you look like a trouble maker even then they need proof and a hearing in front of the BOE to get you kicked.

Kikinchikin
2004-05-26, 10:01 PM
Well, what happened with my teacher was interesting. She was trying to show us the idea of Communism as well as do an assignment on Animal Farm. We had to read it, then we were given 100 questions, put into a couple of groups, and told to answer all the questions individually, but we'd be graded as a group on the average. I refused to partake in it, demanding my own individual grade as I would not allow my grade to be trashed by someone else's ignorance, or allow myself to bring anyone else's grade down. I convinced my entire group to go along with me, and led a revolution, refusing to do the work until our demands were met. I and some other cohorts were singled out and removed from the group, and it was demanded we submit. I kept refusing to give in, and after a week or so she finally gave up and ended the whole thing, throwing the assignments out the window and going back to normal. She was freaking out about the whole thing, had threatened to fail me right then and there for a while if I didn't give in. She hated me before for my flippant comments in class, but after this, my fate was sealed. My papers now got Ds and Fs consistantly, despite having over teachers look at them and claim they were easily A work. She even gave me an F on my 10 page research project despite having everything done to the letter.

As I read the first part of that I thought I knew the outcome. When you said the thing about communism, and that all your grades would be averaged, I figured that was to teach you about communism (community grade). I figured that at the end she was going to tell yall that's what communism is. Sadly that wasn't the case :(. Hm maybe I should be a teacher...

ControlledBurn
2004-05-26, 11:25 PM
As I read the first part of that I thought I knew the outcome. When you said the thing about communism, and that all your grades would be averaged, I figured that was to teach you about communism (community grade). I figured that at the end she was going to tell yall that's what communism is. Sadly that wasn't the case :(. Hm maybe I should be a teacher...

That was her intent, but I threw her for a loop when I revolted, she spent so much time trying to put down my revolution that she never got around to the whole communism bit.

BUGGER
2004-05-27, 12:05 AM
yea, I doubt a single lie can get you expelled. especcially from public school. what, did she say you killed someone?
I almost got suspended for one of my friends threatening a brother of a guy everyone at the skool hates because he raped a 6 yr old. He got suspended instead. I don't know where the hell i came into this, i wasn't even there when he said that.


And worst assingment is the one i have right now. I'm suppose to make a space theme'd game with science-like questions about outerspace. Really wtf, people are making checkers with questions! I said wth and now making a who wants to be a millionare game with space questions.