IRC Ownage V2.0

[Dharkbayne]

<Hamma|Work> i want tto spam out peoples scripts, but it will unbalance the balance of this channel
<Dharkbayne> do it!
<Triggar> I'm going to get breakfast, I'll be back in a bit
<PSU-Gryphon> try
<Hamma|Work> it could cause worldwide destruction
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<Triggar> Hamma, say "stupid" a bunch of times, it'll kick me
<Dharkbayne> pfft... what's fun without word destruction
<Hamma|Work> not your gryph, i know yours prob protects.. but these others
<Dharkbayne> stupid
<Dharkbayne> stupid
<Dharkbayne> stupid
<Dharkbayne> aww
<PSU-Gryphon> hehe
<Setari> rofl
<Triggar> Um, wait, where's my script?
<Dharkbayne> stupid.
<Dharkbayne> you're stupid.
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Triggar> maybe you have to use it in a sentance.
<Setari> dhark is stupid.
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> yay
<Triggar> Oh good.
<Dharkbayne> you're stupid.
<Dharkbayne> you're stupid.
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> you're stupid.
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> :D
<Triggar> Hahahaha
* Triggar was kicked by PSU-Bot (Stop Flooding �390�)
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Triggar
<Hamma|Work> unquestionably
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<Hezzy> irrevocably
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<BigFreak> assuredly
<Hezzy> irrevocably
<PSU-Gryphon> . stupid
<Hamma|Work> unquestionably
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<Hezzy> irrevocably
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<BigFreak> assuredly
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* Hezzy was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �391�)
<BigFreak> assuredly
* BigFreak was kicked by Phobos (flood)
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<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Ivan> you have to have a space before stupid to trigger Triggars
<Hamma|Work> :o
<Biohazzard56> wtf?
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Triggar> YOU ARE
<Mango> :O
<Biohazzard56> rofl
<Dharkbayne> fucking owned
<Triggar> Yay I got kicked
<PSU-Gryphon> lol
<Triggar> Alright I'm oging to have breakfast
<Phobos> hehehe
<Biohazzard56> Spam Bot Hell
* Triggar is now known as Triggar|Breakfast
<Dharkbayne> that was pure awesome

[Biohazzard56]

:rofl:

[Ivan]

<Setari> whoa
<Setari> martyr's a teacher?
<PSU-martyr|grading> ...
<Setari> oh hehe
<PSU-martyr|grading> among other things, yeah.
<Ivan> He teaches plane p0rn
<PSU-martyr|grading> watch:
<Setari> lol
* PSU-martyr|grading is now known as PSU-martyr|pilot
* PSU-martyr|pilot is now known as PSU-martyr|sharpshooter
* PSU-martyr|sharpshooter is now known as PSU-martyr|technician
* PSU-martyr|technician is now known as PSU-martyr|netadmin
<Dharkbayne> * PSU-martyr|pilot is now known as PSU-martyr|pr0nst4r
* PSU-martyr|netadmin is now known as PSU-martyr|programmer
* PSU-martyr|programmer is now known as PSU-martyr|artist
* PSU-martyr|artist is now known as PSU-martyr|busy
* PSU-martyr|busy gets up and walks away. (i'm busy.)
* Ivan is now known as PSU-martyr|GheyP0rnSt4r
<Setari> martyr's turning this thread into an ITT Tech ad
* PSU-martyr|GheyP0rnSt4r is now known as PSU-martyr|DonkeyLover
* PSU-martyr|DonkeyLover is now known as PSU-martyr
<PSU-martyr> I love cock!
<Dharkbayne> ONF
* PSU-martyr is now known as Ivan
<Ivan> :)
<Ivan> martyr, let me grade something!
<Triggar|Breakfast> What in hell?? <PSU-martyr> I love cock!
<Ivan> LOL
<Setari> rofl
<Setari> triggar found it
<Ivan> I think you should start to worry Triggar
<Setari> yes indeed
<Setari> * PSU-martyr|GheyP0rnSt4r is now known as PSU-martyr|DonkeyLover
<Triggar|Breakfast> I'm not worried, my GayDar is 100% accurate
<Setari> lol
<PSU-Gryphon> rofl
<Triggar|Breakfast> And my GayDar doesn't move when Martyr's around
<Triggar|Breakfast> Bliz, on the other hand...

[Triggar]

Haha, you completely edited out the part where I said I was kidding :)

[Ivan]

Haha, you completely edited out the part where I said I was kidding :)
But then it wouldn't be funny now would it... :D

[Sputty]

<Infernus1080> i'm fapping
<Mango> !random
<Setari> nice
* Setari has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Infernus1080> PEANUT BUTTER!
<Mango> your fapping to peanut butter?
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Infernus1080> no
<Infernus1080> i decided to stop fapping and now i'm going to eat peanut butter
<Mango> :9
<Mango> i would have kept on fapping
<Infernus1080> i will later
<Infernus1080> my sister will be hoems oon
<Infernus1080> i dont want here to see me fapping
<Sputty> I want nude pics
<Infernus1080> ...
<Sputty> Of you or your sister
<Infernus1080> heh
<Infernus1080> well to avoid the weirdness of asking my sister you get me
<Sputty> After she gets home run into her room naked whilst fapping and yelling Napoleon shall impregnant you!
<Infernus1080> lol
<PSU-Gryphon> rofl
<Ivan> lol
<Ivan> Where the hell did that come from Sputty?
<Sputty> MY MIND

[Setari]

<Infernus1080> i'm fapping
<Mango> !random
<Setari> nice
* Setari has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Infernus1080> PEANUT BUTTER!
<Mango> your fapping to peanut butter?
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Infernus1080> no
<Infernus1080> i decided to stop fapping and now i'm going to eat peanut butter
<Mango> :9
<Mango> i would have kept on fapping
<Infernus1080> i will later
<Infernus1080> my sister will be hoems oon
<Infernus1080> i dont want here to see me fapping
<Sputty> I want nude pics
<Infernus1080> ...
<Sputty> Of you or your sister
<Infernus1080> heh
<Infernus1080> well to avoid the weirdness of asking my sister you get me
<Sputty> After she gets home run into her room naked whilst fapping and yelling Napoleon shall impregnant you!
<Infernus1080> lol
<PSU-Gryphon> rofl
<Ivan> lol
<Ivan> Where the hell did that come from Sputty?
<Sputty> MY MIND
:rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

Death by laughter!






:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Infernus]

<Infernus1080> i'm fapping
<Mango> !random
<Setari> nice
* Setari has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Infernus1080> PEANUT BUTTER!
<Mango> your fapping to peanut butter?
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Infernus1080> no
<Infernus1080> i decided to stop fapping and now i'm going to eat peanut butter
<Mango> :9
<Mango> i would have kept on fapping
<Infernus1080> i will later
<Infernus1080> my sister will be hoems oon
<Infernus1080> i dont want here to see me fapping
<Sputty> I want nude pics
<Infernus1080> ...
<Sputty> Of you or your sister
<Infernus1080> heh
<Infernus1080> well to avoid the weirdness of asking my sister you get me
<Sputty> After she gets home run into her room naked whilst fapping and yelling Napoleon shall impregnant you!
<Infernus1080> lol
<PSU-Gryphon> rofl
<Ivan> lol
<Ivan> Where the hell did that come from Sputty?
<Sputty> MY MIND


DAMN... I was just about to post that at least I wasn't involved in any...

Now... If you'll excuse me, I'm going to return to my peanut butter fapping...

[Ivan]

<Infernus> the person i like
<Infernus> has a pen0r
<Ivan> ���
<Infernus> ...erm
<Infernus> i mean
<Infernus> vagin0r

[Infernus]

So!

[Strygun]

:eek:

[Hezzy]

<Infernus1080> i'm fapping
<Mango> !random
<Setari> nice
* Setari has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Infernus1080> PEANUT BUTTER!
<Mango> your fapping to peanut butter?
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Infernus1080> no
<Infernus1080> i decided to stop fapping and now i'm going to eat peanut butter
<Mango> :9
<Mango> i would have kept on fapping
<Infernus1080> i will later
<Infernus1080> my sister will be hoems oon
<Infernus1080> i dont want here to see me fapping
<Sputty> I want nude pics
<Infernus1080> ...
<Sputty> Of you or your sister
<Infernus1080> heh
<Infernus1080> well to avoid the weirdness of asking my sister you get me
<Sputty> After she gets home run into her room naked whilst fapping and yelling Napoleon shall impregnant you!
<Infernus1080> lol
<PSU-Gryphon> rofl
<Ivan> lol
<Ivan> Where the hell did that come from Sputty?
<Sputty> MY MIND

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/512048infernus.JPG

[Ivan]

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/512048infernus.JPG
:lol: :rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/512048infernus.JPG
Hey, that's the same guy from the "JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!" cartoon.

[Hezzy]

No, that ones infernus, CANT YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?!?!1!/11/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1//1

[Infernus]

No, that ones infernus, CANT YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?!?!1!/11/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1//1
:rofl: :rofl:

[BigFreak]

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/512048infernus.JPG

:rofl: * several

[Ivan]

Seems like Obfrog might have some MS Paint competition. :)

[xmodum]

<Infernus> the person i like
<Infernus> has a pen0r
<Ivan> ���
<Infernus> ...erm
<Infernus> i mean
<Infernus> vagin0r

That would be me. ^_^

[Infernus]

That would be me. ^_^

Damn straight Biotch...
:love:

[Corrosion]

Omg this thread has brought major funneh to my day. Ty guys. :love:

[scarpas]

:lol:

[Ivan]

Omg this thread has brought major funneh to my day. Ty guys. :love:
Any time you or anyone is down in the dumps just join IRC and I'm sure we, the IRC whores, can brighten up your day. :D

[Peacemaker]

The IRC whores make PSU 100 times better :)

[Fragmatic]

[06:03:13] : CDL-Peace|ZzZZ| calls 991
[06:03:17] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: ...
[06:03:18] : %Ivan pats Frag on the back
[06:03:21] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: *sigh*
[06:03:23] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: nvm
[06:03:24] [%Ivan]: Then slides his hand down
[06:03:27] [Fragmatic]: :P just kidding damnit
[06:03:27] [%Ivan]: doh
[06:03:28] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: typoed 991
[06:03:31] [Fragmatic]: 991?
[06:03:35] [%Ivan]: 991?
[06:03:38] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: HOW THE HELL DO I TYPO 911!?
[06:03:39] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: WTF!?
[06:03:43] [Fragmatic]: 911?
[06:03:51] [%Ivan]: Peace, you suck at life.
[06:03:51] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: Wtf would I do if there was an emergancy?
[06:03:55] [%Ivan]: die
[06:03:58] [Fragmatic]: tis 999 over here :)
[06:03:59] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: probably
[06:04:01] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: I mean
[06:04:05] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: Here I am
[06:04:07] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: dead
[06:04:10] [Fragmatic]: :O
[06:04:11] [%Ivan]: 999 seems more logical
[06:04:12] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: and writen on my tombstone
[06:04:15] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: it says
[06:04:20] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: "Fucking Typo"
[06:04:23] [%Ivan]: lol
[06:04:23] [Fragmatic]: LOL
[06:04:35] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: :(
[06:04:38] [CGNX]: maybe they have 991 redirect to 911 just for that reason
[06:05:03] [CGNX]: I am not saying it does - but it might.. I han'vt tried
[06:05:04] [%Ivan]: no. cause cell phones around here start with 991
[06:05:12] [CDL-Peace|ZzZZ|]: "Here lies Peacemaker. Warrior, Doop hater, writer, dumbass who cant type 911"

[Ivan]

hehe This thread has turned into IRC whore central.

[Derfud]

This thread rocks. Extra funny was inpsired by listening to the starwars Cantina band.

[Ivan]

<Infernus> hezzy... i'm fapping in the nude again...
<Hezzy> really?
<Hezzy> pics?
<Infernus> only i'm not running around my house
<Infernus> speaking of pics... i still needa get pics of shuck street
<Ivan> indeed
<PSU-Gryphon> indubitably
<Ivan> do it naked Infernus
<Ivan> unquestionably
<Hezzy> irrevocably
<Infernus> ok
<Infernus> i'll be sure to get in the pic
<Infernus> so yuo get naked me and a street sign saying Shunk St.
<Ivan> woot
<Hezzy> i have a cam in your house infernus
<Ivan> 2-5-04 NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK!
<Hezzy> a secret one
<Hezzy> try and find it
<Infernus> ...
<Hezzy> i can seeeee you
<Infernus> really then what am i doing now?
* Ivan whispers to Infernus, "Hezzy put it NyaBut."
<Hezzy> let me get you a capture of the cam
<Hezzy> http://www.uploadimages.net/images/441186inf.JPG
<MarForce> wow
<Hezzy> high quality cam, eh?

[Hezzy]

:lol:

[Ivan]

What is with PSU members being in the nude constantly? :D ( I'm not saying that I'm not nude too right now but anyways...)

<sunrefni> and on that note... i bid you farewell... as my parents will be home soon and i needa clothe myself...

[Hamma]

Good times in this thread, good times.

[Mango]

<Dharkbayne> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> YOU ARE
<Dharkbayne> YOU ARE
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-127DC647.client.comcast.net
* Dharkbayne was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. ...tempban for 2mins �426�)
<Sputty> HAHAHAHAH
<Sputty> YOU ARE
<Sputty> YOU ARE
<OfaLoaf> rolf
<Triggar> Poor Dharkie
<Mango> owned
<OfaLoaf> someone save this.
<OfaLoaf> post it on the forums.

[Sputty]

That's not funny without the background info

[Ivan]

That's not funny without the background info
indeed.

[OfaLoaf]

Dhark was messing with scripts and got Hezzy banned... twice (?) by that time.

[Ivan]

Teh funnay was not conveyed. Thus teh funnay was lost.

[Hezzy]

Teh funnay was not conveyed. Thus teh funnay was lost.

[Hezzy]

[00:28:23] <Ivan> you know, if someone just randomly joined this server at anytime, I'm sure they'd think this was some type of gay cyber chat server.
[00:28:24] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[00:28:42] <Infernus> now ride me like i'm your fucking horse
[00:28:46] <Viper> !
[00:28:51] <Ivan> lol
[00:28:54] <PSU-Gryphon> hehe
[00:28:58] <Kalta> lol
[00:29:03] <Kalta> lol
[00:29:04] <Kalta> doh
[00:29:05] <Ivan> great message to see when you join huh Viper?
[00:29:06] <Ioshua> er
[00:29:12] <Hezzy> lol
[00:29:13] <Viper> yeah lol

[Infernus]

[00:28:23] <Ivan> you know, if someone just randomly joined this server at anytime, I'm sure they'd think this was some type of gay cyber chat server.
[00:28:24] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[00:28:42] <Infernus> now ride me like i'm your fucking horse
[00:28:46] <Viper> !
[00:28:51] <Ivan> lol
[00:28:54] <PSU-Gryphon> hehe
[00:28:58] <Kalta> lol
[00:29:03] <Kalta> lol
[00:29:04] <Kalta> doh
[00:29:05] <Ivan> great message to see when you join huh Viper?
[00:29:06] <Ioshua> er
[00:29:12] <Hezzy> lol
[00:29:13] <Viper> yeah lol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan]

[19:25] * Ivan hacks into Infernus' computer and deletes all his gay porn. But not the donkey porn cause that would be going too far. Never touch an other man's donkey porn.
[19:25] <Infernus> if it says its not spyware it indubitably is
[19:25] <Infernus> NO
[19:25] <Sputty> Ivan knows not to go too far
[19:25] <Biohazzard56> yep
[19:25] <PSU-martyr|logging> maybe
[19:25] <Infernus> my pics of you were in there
[19:25] <Ioshua> indeed
[19:25] <PSU-Gryphon> indubitably
[19:25] <Ivan> unquestionably
[19:25] <Infernus> not my Ivan pr0n pics
[19:25] <Infernus> :(
[19:26] <Infernus> i'm gonna cry
[19:26] <Ivan> Why have pics when you got the real thing?

[19:29] <Infernus> coldsores suck
[19:29] <Infernus> i ahev one now...
[19:30] <CDL-Asmodeus> yeah, so do warts.... I have one now too.
[19:30] <Ivan> coldsores = herpies
[19:30] <Infernus> cause i cut my lip whilst shaving... and it got all infected
[19:30] <Infernus> herpies?
[19:30] <Ivan> sp?
[19:30] <CDL-Asmodeus> yeah, don't go down on a girl, k?
[19:30] <Infernus> they're herpies?
[19:30] <Ioshua> gangrene
[19:30] <Stang> yup
[19:30] <Infernus> ...
[19:30] <Ivan> I believe so.
[19:30] <Infernus> that saddens me more
[19:30] <Infernus> ...
[19:30] <Infernus> :(
[19:30] <Ioshua> shit...
[19:30] <Ioshua> space herpies
[19:30] <Ivan> gangrene is rotting flesh
[19:30] <Infernus> I have herpes...
[19:31] <Stang> I have herpies also :)
[19:31] <Ioshua> http://www.ehendrick.org/healthy/000574.htm
[19:31] <Ivan> Stang, that's going in the IRC thread.. lol
[19:31] <Infernus> hey so long as they stay away from the penis i'm fine
[19:31] <Stang> lol
[19:31] <PSU-Gryphon> hehe
[19:31] <Ioshua> Rev. Ivan Stang?
[19:31] <Ivan> what?
[19:31] <Stang> ?
[19:32] * Ioshua laughs at his own joke.
[19:32] <Infernus> ?
[19:32] <Infernus> what joke?
[19:32] <Ioshua> you slackless motherfuckers
[19:32] * Ivan notices no one else is laughing
[19:32] <Infernus> my sack is very hairy thank you very much

[Hezzy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kaltagesta]

<Setari> !8ball will infernus fux dhark tonight?
<Phobos> Setari, Most likely.
<OfaLoaf> !8ball will I ever have a very hot girlfriend?
<Phobos> OfaLoaf, I like to think so.
<Setari> rofl
<Kalta> lol

[OfaLoaf]

<Setari> !8ball will infernus fux dhark tonight?
<Phobos> Setari, Most likely.
<OfaLoaf> !8ball will I ever have a very hot girlfriend?
<Phobos> OfaLoaf, I like to think so.
<Setari> rofl
<Kalta> lol
Those records must be destroyed.

[JetRaiden]

What is with PSU members being in the nude constantly? :D ( I'm not saying that I'm not nude too right now but anyways...)

<sunrefni> and on that note... i bid you farewell... as my parents will be home soon and i needa clothe myself...

what? nudity? where?

[Hezzy]

[01:41:04] <Cyberkiller> hezzy
[01:41:09] <Cyberkiller> can u gimme money for the PSU: AM
[01:41:17] <Hezzy> ... WHAT
[01:41:25] <Cyberkiller> im a poor canadian bitch
[01:41:28] <Cyberkiller> plz
[01:41:30] <Cyberkiller> plz
[01:41:32] <Hezzy> you actually expect random people to give you money?!
[01:41:33] <Hezzy> HAHAHAH

A little later...

[01:49:00] <Cyberkiller> cyrus
[01:49:02] <Cyberkiller> can i hve money

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I love you Hezzy. You can be an MSPaint Duke if you continue to bring more quality, irreverent stuff like that.

[Triggar]

[16:48] <PSU-Manitou> he wants to type again
[16:48] <PSU-Manitou> nmhjnhnyukjbhu7guiuh guj v yfuthy yut n
[16:49] <PSU-Manitou> nuihbesio sxk90i78inyun gvb [ kl'.no ,mnb
[16:49] <PSU-Manitou> lol
[16:49] <Triggar|PlanningMobilization> Words to live by, I always say
[16:50] <PSU-Manitou> HE flat wants to have this keyboard... lol
[16:50] <PSU-Manitou> like wrestling a wet noodle
[16:50] <Triggar|PlanningMobilization> I say let him win
[16:50] <PSU-Manitou> omg
[16:50] <PSU-Manitou> hahahahah
[16:51] <PSU-Manitou> He just puked on my face
[16:51] <Triggar|PlanningMobilization> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:51] <PSU-Manitou> roflmao
[16:51] <Triggar|PlanningMobilization> That's what you get
[16:51] <Triggar|PlanningMobilization> Let the poor kid type!

http://students.db.erau.edu/~cimat41a/img/manicam.jpg
And that's puke you'll see on Mani's face! :lol:

[Sputty]

That's not funny. that's disgusting triggar.
Eww

[Infernus]

:love: for the mini-mani...

[Manitou]

His chem attacks are pwning me. :eek:

[Wraithlord]

only people with absolutley no social life can find IRC LOGS funny

no offense or anything :p

[Infernus]

only people with absolutley no social life can find IRC LOGS funny

no offense or anything :p


...I think you should shut up dumbass...

No offense or any thing :p

[Hezzy]

only people with absolutley no social life can find IRC LOGS funny

no offense or anything :p

Yeah, you're a cunt. Oops! No offence or anything :p

[Infernus]

Yeah, you're a cunt. Oops! No offence or anything :p

Cunt is such a harsh word... how about Man-ass-munching-lifeless-pissless-dickless-shitless-twat...

EDIT: Oops... no offense meant... :p

[Hezzy]

Cunt is such a harsh word... how about Man-ass-munching-lifeless-pissless-dickless-shitless-twat...

EDIT: Oops... no offense meant... :p

:rofl:

[Triggar]

Why do I smell an inside joke developing? :)

[Dharkbayne]

The IRC Ownage continues....

* Your nick is now Dharkbayne
-
-NickServ- This nickname may not be used. Please choose another one.
-
-NickServ- If you do not change within one minute, you will be disconnected.
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-> *nickserv* identify [PASSWORD REMOVED]
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-NickServ- Nickname Dharkbayne may not be registered or used.


:(

[Ivan]

:rofl: Hamma banned your name!

[Triggar]

Pwnt

Poor Dharkie

[Peacemaker]

Thats what you get for messing with Jenny's body guard dhark.

Riding the admin's girl around in choppers in BF:V entitles me to certain protections. Protecting hamma from reaver spam in PS grants me even more..... Ph34r.

[Ivan]

* Emilio_Estevez is now known as Charlie_Sheen
<Charlie_Sheen> my brother sucks
<Sputty> omg
<Sputty> Charlie Sheen rox
<Charlie_Sheen> yeah
<Sputty> Hot shots owns
<Charlie_Sheen> but my brother sucks
<Ivan> But Emilio sucks
<Charlie_Sheen> yeah, he does
* Charlie_Sheen slaps Emilio in the face with his dick
<Charlie_Sheen> i'm better than Emilio
<Charlie_Sheen> .
<Charlie_Sheen> he sucks
* Ivan is now known as Charlie_Sheens_Hooker
<Charlie_Sheen> HEY BABY!
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> OMG Charlie_Sheen!
<Charlie_Sheen> WEWT
* Charlie_Sheen fuxors his hooker
<Charlie_Sheen> wait!
<Charlie_Sheen> you're a transvestite!
* Charlie_Sheens_Hooker has a joygasm.
<Charlie_Sheen> WOOT
* Doop ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
<Doop> kjfasdj
<Charlie_Sheen> indeed
* Charlie_Sheens_Hooker huggles Doop
<Charlie_Sheen> yay
* Charlie_Sheen can feel his Hooker's pen0r
<Charlie_Sheen> ouch
<Charlie_Sheen> what's poking me?
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> Me...
<Charlie_Sheen> oooooo
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> �_�
* Charlie_Sheen is all giddy
<Doop> SOBER UP ODD
* Charlie_Sheens_Hooker hugglefux Charlie_Sheens_Hooker
<Charlie_Sheen> i'm gettin' there
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> doh
<Charlie_Sheen> ;)
<Charlie_Sheen> weird
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> I hugglefux myself?
<Charlie_Sheen> how'd you do that?
<Charlie_Sheen> teach me
* Doop erects
<Charlie_Sheen> HA
<Charlie_Sheens_Hooker> It takes skill
* Charlie_Sheen is now known as Martin_Sheen
<Martin_Sheen> what the hell are you assholes doing??
* Martin_Sheen beats the shit out of Emilio and Charlie
* Charlie_Sheens_Hooker runs away
<Martin_Sheen> what the shit?
* Charlie_Sheens_Hooker is now known as Ivan
<Martin_Sheen> get them hookers outa here!

[oddfish]

see, you can only impersonate Chuckie SHeen if you're drunxorz... i'm fer reelz dawg

[Ivan]

* oddfish is now known as Charlie_Sheen
<Charlie_Sheen> hey guys, i'm back!
<Charlie_Sheen> hey, vodka!
<Ivan> Oh noes not Charlie_Sheen!
<Charlie_Sheen> don't mind if i do
* Charlie_Sheen takes a few shots
* Ivan hides the vodka
<Charlie_Sheen> oh no you don't
* Charlie_Sheen tackles Ivan
<Charlie_Sheen> mine
<Ivan> No!
<Charlie_Sheen> where's them hookers
<Charlie_Sheen> ???
<Ivan> They left. Thought you went to jail again.
* Charlie_Sheen is now known as Martin_Sheen<Martin_Sheen> you little shit!
* Martin_Sheen bashes Charlie Sheen over head with rock
* Ivan is now known as Martin_Sheen_Stalker
* Martin_Sheen is now known as Charlie_Sheen
<Charlie_Sheen> no dad, no!!!
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker peeps through the windows.
<Charlie_Sheen> hey, dad, it's your stalker!!
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker runs
* Charlie_Sheen is now known as Martin_Sheen
<EIne|Hungry> O_o
<Martin_Sheen> hey!!
<Martin_Sheen> GET BACK HERE!!
<Martin_Sheen_Stalker> I love you Martin_Sheen!
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker runs more
<Martin_Sheen> I'LL USE DIPLOMACY AND THE VETO POWER TO KILL YOU
<Martin_Sheen_Stalker> Oh noes!
* Martin_Sheen is now known as Charlie_Sheen
* EIne|Hungry is now known as Martin_Sheens_assasin
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker continues to run.
<Charlie_Sheen> you get her, dad!
<Martin_Sheens_assasin> :o
* Charlie_Sheen is now known as Martin_Sheen
<Martin_Sheens_assasin> come back here
<Martin_Sheen> shut up, son
<Martin_Sheen_Stalker> Who said i was a her?
* Martin_Sheens_assasin grabs his ak
<Martin_Sheen> i did, you little bitch
<Martin_Sheen> now bend over
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker trips on a rock as he run away
<Martin_Sheen_Stalker> Oh Noes!
* Martin_Sheen has his way with his stalker
* Martin_Sheens_assasin shoots Martin_Sheen is the ass
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker clenches his ass.
* Martin_Sheen turns into the hulk!
<xmodum|reading> WTFT
* xmodum|reading is now known as xmodum|WTFISGOINGON
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker coughs
* Martin_Sheen is now known as MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK
<MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK> GRRRRRRRRRR
<MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK> RAWR!!!
* Martin_Sheens_assasin is now known as Eine
* xmodum|WTFISGOINGON is now known as Martin_Sheens_Killer
<Martin_Sheens_Killer> ...
<Martin_Sheens_Killer> .Die fucker
* Martin_Sheen_Stalker is now known as Ivan
* MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK tosses his assassin into the air and then jumps up and bites him in half
* Martin_Sheens_Killer kills Martin Sheen
<Ivan> You're too late Xmodum.
* MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK doesn't die cuz he's the hulk and can't die and stuff
<Ivan> We're done.
<Martin_Sheens_Killer> I was reading the IRC ownage thread
* Martin_Sheens_Killer is now known as xmodum
<MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK> bananas?
<Ivan> Too bad for you.
* MARTIN_SHEEN_HULK is now known as Charlie_Sheen
<Charlie_Sheen> wow.
<Ivan> Bananananananas?
<xmodum> Fuck you asshole <--to Ivan
* Ivan shoves a Banananananana up xmodum's ass.
<Charlie_Sheen> hmmmmmmm
<Charlie_Sheen> not very nice
<Charlie_Sheen> i like bananas
<Charlie_Sheen> but not in my ass
<Charlie_Sheen> cuz i'm not Emilio
<xmodum> Fuck you asshole <--to Ivan
* Ivan think he needs to add more to the IRC thread now.
<xmodum> Fuck you asshole <--to Ivan
* Charlie_Sheen is now known as Emilio_Estevez
<xmodum> Fuck you asshole <--to Ivan
<Emilio_Estevez> fuck you Charlie..
* xmodum was kicked by Ivan (A bus! e)
* xmodum ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
<xmodum> Fuck you asshole <--to Ivan
* xmodum was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �504�)
* xmodum ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
<xmodum> :p
<Ivan> :lol:

Later...

<Ivan> NO
<Ivan> Martyr, You don't like women do you?
<PSU-martyr|logging> definitely not
<oddfish> hahahaha
<oddfish> HAHAHAHAHA
<sunrefnI> lol
<sunrefnI> script abuse
* You were kicked by PSU-martyr (a bus!)
<Setari> owned
<CDL-Peacemaker> owned
<xmodum|reading|again> OWNEDEDZOREDBBQ!!!
<xmodum|reading|again> OWNEDEDZOREDBBQ!!!
<PSU-martyr> haha, thanks infernus, you set that right up for me
<oddfish> shhhhh, xmodum.. shhhhhhhhh
<PSU-martyr> haha
<Ivan> LOL damn I walk out to get food and I find I've been kicked!

[Triggar]

Is this what happens when I hang out on other channels for a little while? ;)

[Setari]

Is this what happens when I hang out on other channels for a little while? ;)
nein, this is what happens when oddfish gets drunk.

[Triggar]

Get that boy some bread, honey, a Brill-O pad, some silk sheets, a lightbulb, and some duct tape.

Stat.

[oddfish]

Get that boy some bread, honey, a Brill-O pad, some silk sheets, a lightbulb, and some duct tape.

Stat.


what's the bread for?

[Ivan]

<Ivan> !8ball do I have a biger cock than Oddfish?
<Phobos> Ivan, Prospect looks hopeful.
<oddfish> whatever
<oddfish> !8ball is my cock five inches longer than Ivan's?
<Phobos> oddfish, Over my dead body.
<oddfish> longer then?
<Ivan> pwd!
<oddfish> !8ball is it longer then?
<Phobos> oddfish, Never.
<Ivan> HAHA
<oddfish> !8ball four inches longer than his cock?
<Phobos> oddfish, We won't go there
<oddfish> !8ball how about three inches?
<Phobos> oddfish, Absolutely yes!
<oddfish> ah
<Ivan> :lol:
<oddfish> well, that's reasonable
<Ivan> indeed
<oddfish> haha

[Setari]

<Ivan> !8ball do I have a biger cock than Oddfish?
<Phobos> Ivan, Prospect looks hopeful.
<oddfish> whatever
<oddfish> !8ball is my cock five inches longer than Ivan's?
<Phobos> oddfish, Over my dead body.
<oddfish> longer then?
<Ivan> pwd!
<oddfish> !8ball is it longer then?
<Phobos> oddfish, Never.
<Ivan> HAHA
<oddfish> !8ball four inches longer than his cock?
<Phobos> oddfish, We won't go there
<oddfish> !8ball how about three inches?
<Phobos> oddfish, Absolutely yes!
<oddfish> ah
<Ivan> :lol:
<oddfish> well, that's reasonable
<Ivan> indeed
<oddfish> haha
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[oddfish]

tonight's IRC shenanigans are just wacky..

[UncleDynamite]

tonight's IRC shenanigans are just wacky..

Interesting in how I chose this particular night to join IRC.. :rolleyes:

[oddfish]

Interesting in how I chose this particular night to join IRC.. :rolleyes:

it's fate.

[UncleDynamite]

<UncleDynamite> !8ball is it fate that I choose tonight to join IRC?
<Phobos> UncleDynamite, We won't go there

[xmodum]

<xmodum> !8ball Did everyone get drunk before getting on IRC today?
<Phobos> xmodum, Absolutely yes!
<xmodum> Ok

[Corrosion]

<Corrosion> !8ball is xmodum gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, Most likely.

[Corrosion]

<xmodum> !8ball Wtf is wrong with Corrosion tonight?
<Phobos> xmodum, Not even on a GOOD day.
<xmodum> ...
<xmodum> !8ball That doesnt answer my question, dumbass
<Phobos> xmodum, Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<xmodum> ...
<xmodum> !8ball Wtf is wrong with Corrosion tonight?
<Phobos> xmodum, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<xmodum> GOD DAMNIT
<Corrosion> lol
<Corrosion> ph34r
<Corrosion> and i am perfectly fine today
<xmodum> !8ball Is Corrosion being a bitch tonight because im cool?
<Phobos> xmodum, No.
<xmodum> :o
<xmodum> No
<xmodum> You're being an ass
<PSU-martyr|logging> definitely not
<Corrosion> OWND
<xmodum> Everyone's being an ass
<CDL-Derfud> Guess what everyone!
<Corrosion> ?
<Corrosion> you're gay?
<Corrosion> !8ball is Derfud gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, No.
<Corrosion> damn
<Corrosion> :'(

[xmodum]

Edit button.
But funny.

[Corrosion]

Edit button.
But funny.
What about the edit button?
Does it turn you on?

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[xmodum]

Nien.

<xmodum> !8ball Is Corrosion gay?
<Phobos> xmodum, All signs point to yes.
<xmodum> :o
<Corrosion> ***
<xmodum> lol
<Corrosion> !8ball am I gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<xmodum> lol
<Corrosion> see...
<Corrosion> see...
<Corrosion> !8ball am I gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<xmodum> haha
<Corrosion> !8ball am I gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<Corrosion> !8ball am I gay?
<Phobos> Corrosion, That's a question you should ask yourself.
<xmodum> !8ball Is Corrosion gay?
<Phobos> xmodum, Absolutely yes!
<xmodum> Yay!
<Corrosion> see...
<xmodum> !8ball Is Corrosion gay?
<Phobos> xmodum, Never.
<xmodum> lol
<xmodum> !8ball Is Corrosion gay?
<Phobos> xmodum, Prospect looks hopeful.
<Viper> !8ball is Viper gay?
<Phobos> Viper, Maybe.
<xmodum> !8ball Am I Corrosion's gay lover?
<Phobos> xmodum, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Viper> O_O
<xmodum> !8ball Am I Corrosion's gay lover?
<Kaikou> taking pictures with 11 million pixels
<Phobos> xmodum, No way.
<Kaikou> crazy
<xmodum> :(
<xmodum> I have 3 pixels in my hand

EDIT:
<xmodum> !8ball How many lick does it take to get to the center of my peen0r?
<Phobos> xmodum, With help.
<xmodum> ...........
<xmodum> �_�
<Triggar> 'Night guys
<xmodum> I think hes saying I need help
<xmodum> Night
* Triggar has quit IRC (Quit: <Doop> triggar, your eyes are like hottubs that i would like to bathe in eternally)
<xmodum> !tk
<xmodum> !random
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Viper> DOOP YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER
<Viper> !
<xmodum> !8ball How many lick does it take to get to the center of my peen0r?
<Phobos> xmodum, With a can opener
<xmodum> .....
<xmodum> :)
<Phobos> &:-)
<xmodum> Ouch, that would hurt
<Viper> WOW


A little later:
<xmodum> !8ball Do you know how cyberkiller is gonna die?
<Phobos> xmodum, In plain view.
<xmodum> ...
<Everay> lol
<xmodum> !8ball How is he gonna die.
<Phobos> xmodum, With a spoon.
<xmodum> LOL

[Dharkbayne]

BADUMP-A-BUMP

<Infernus> and heres a question... why do the guys in gay porn always look better then the guys in staright porn?
* Ivan cries
* PSU-Marsman shoves a pacifier in Ivan's mouth.
<CDL-Peacemaker> ROFL
<CDL-Peacemaker> Infernus
<Infernus> i mean... ron jeremy... wtf
<CDL-Peacemaker> dude
<Infernus> yes
<Ivan> Infernus.. why have you seen gay porn...
<khronos> question...why do you compare guys in gay porn to reg porn
<CDL-Peacemaker> omg
<Infernus> i realise now how queer that sounded
<CDL-Peacemaker> Yea I know you did
<CDL-Peacemaker> now
<CDL-Peacemaker> why
<OMA|w0rk> why are you noticing the guys in straight porn
<CDL-Peacemaker> just why?
<CDL-Peacemaker> lol
<CDL-Peacemaker> Just look at the women dumbass
<Ivan> Infernus, most guys in straight porn are gay.
<CDL-Peacemaker> thats what lesbian porn is for
<Dracunos> or use lesbian porn
<Infernus> heh... i js fell off my chair laughing at how stupoid that statemnet was
<CDL-Peacemaker> Lesbian porn > all
<Dracunos> I like hentai
<OMA|w0rk> hell I want a little penor as possible when I'm trying to get down with rosey and her five sisters...
<Dracunos> o.o
<CDL-Peacemaker> ....
<Dracunos> tentacle sex
<ChaosLord> ...
<CDL-Peacemaker> wtf Dracunos
<Dracunos> and catgirls :p
<CDL-Peacemaker> you loose at life
<Dracunos> yeah, yeah, I know
<Ivan> tentacle sex rocks!
<CDL-Peacemaker> kill your self
<Infernus> wtf
<OMA|w0rk> ba.
<Dracunos> I enjoy mathematics, too
<Dracunos> I'm so weird
* Dracunos weeps
<Ivan> hehe
<OMA|w0rk> furries?
<CDL-Peacemaker> Like I said
<Infernus> i'm having a fuckin laughing fit
<ChaosLord> yeah and when you do remember its not accross the street its down the road
<CDL-Peacemaker> kill your self
<Dracunos> furriiiiiiies
<Infernus> my mom is yelling at me
<Dracunos> meow!
<Infernus> hahaha
<CDL-Peacemaker> oh god
<ChaosLord> fucking furry ban
* CDL-Peacemaker bans furry porn
<Dracunos> I sex up all the catgirls
<Dracunos> insomniac
<ChaosLord> i repeat hamma we are requesting a ban
<Dracunos> freaky show
<hDrakbynea> <Infernus> and heres a question... why do the guys in gay porn always look better then the guys in staright porn?
<CDL-Peacemaker> You. have. a. problem.
<hDrakbynea> that's fucking bash.org material right there

[Peacemaker]

Infernus looks at gay porn!

[Infernus]

Infernus looks at gay porn!


... ... ...

[Doop]

0_o

[Rayder]

We knew this when Infernus got a call from Eine.

[Infernus]

<Panzerfaust> *******
* THZTalonBot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-BC1842A.towson01.md.comcast.net
* Panzerfaust was kicked by THZTalonBot (PSU pwns j00! Come back when your balls drop.)
<Infernus> lol
<Dracunos> that was 19
<Infernus> HAHA
<Infernus> wow
<Setari> TG is a kickable offense
<Setari> dont say it
<Infernus> ******* is on auto ban
<Dracunos> so it's 18
<Dracunos> or so
<Infernus> and now doop is banned


this is what happens when stupid kiddies try to see how many capital letters it takes to get kick... doop got pwnt...

[Peacemaker]

[01:18] * CDL-Peacemaker has activated russian rulette- to play type /quit
[01:18] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:18] * Ivan dance with Peace wearing nothing but his manties.
[01:19] <Fragmatic|Awake> squeeky... can I send you that mp3 now?
[01:19] * Doop plays russian roulette with the spinfusor
[01:19] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Squeekys back, Bob is gone...life is good!)
[01:19] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:19] <hDrakbynea> hahahahaahahahaha
[01:19] <CDL-Peacemaker> hahahaha
[01:19] <CDL-Peacemaker> wow
[01:19] <hDrakbynea> You lsoe again!
[01:20] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:20] <Viper> WHAT THE FUCK
[01:20] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> rofl
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Squeekys back, Bob is gone...life is good!)
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> AHAHHA
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> hahahaha
[01:21] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> lol
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <Viper> GAH
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> lost again eh?
[01:21] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Squeekys back, Bob is gone...life is good!)
[01:21] <Doop> .....
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> rofl
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[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <Doop> jesus viper
[01:21] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Viper)
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> Common viper you can win!
[01:21] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> HAHAHA
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <Doop> /quit
[01:21] <Doop> /quit
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <Doop> /quit
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> do it viper
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[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit I win
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> haha
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> ROFL
[01:21] <Starbum> /quit
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> owned
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[01:21] * Ivan Molesterbates scrawl.
[01:21] <Ivan> Yeah! You like that bitch don't you!!
[01:21] <Reign> hogties Scrawl and has wild, hot monkey love with him
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:21] <CDL-Peacemaker> ok
[01:21] <hDrakbynea> What a moron
[01:21] <Doop> -_-
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[01:22] <CDL-Peacemaker> this is going in ownage
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:22] * scrawl93 has quit IRC (Quit: [SearchIRC] Indexed 33 channels in 4 secs @ Jun 19th, 2004, 12:22 am)
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> It must.
[01:22] <CDL-Peacemaker> Lemmi do it
[01:22] <Ivan> http://www.planetside-universe.com/...4785#post404785
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> k
[01:22] <Starbum> /quit
[01:22] <CDL-Peacemaker> I tricked the idiot
[01:22] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Squeekys back, Bob is gone...life is good!)
[01:22] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:22] <Starbum> /quit
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> wait until it's all done, Peace
[01:22] <Viper> WHAT THE FUCK!
[01:22] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:22] <Starbum> Maybe its your nickname?
[01:22] <Viper> OKAY FUCK ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!
[01:22] * Viper was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �659�)
[01:22] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:22] * Viper has quit IRC (Quit: Squeekys back, Bob is gone...life is good!)
[01:23] * Viper has joined #ps-universe
[01:23] <Starbum> Maybe its your nickname?
[01:23] <hDrakbynea> /quit
[01:23] * Viper CRIES


Owned

[Hezzy]

<hDrakbynea> !s Lightfire - STOP MAKING SHITTY THREADS, I know you're listening

Then Hamma on Hamma Time: Yeah, I agree. LIGHTFIRE, STOPING MAKING SHITTY THREADS.

Reaction on IRC:

<hDrakbynea> ahhaahhahah
<Hezzy> HAHAHA
<hDrakbynea> AHAHAHAH
<UncleDynamite> Woot
<{XoO}Erodice> WOOT OWNED!
<Jackson443> rofl
<Hezzy> OWNED
<AztecWarrior> :rofl:
<Jaged> LOLOLOL
<scarpas> /quit
<Infernus> LOL
<CDL-Peacemaker> lol
<}666{Hotrod> PWNED
<UncleDynamite> YESSSS

:rofl:

[Infernus]

after today... this thread has become a danger... /me is still shaking from the threats...

[xmodum]

This wouldnt be considered IRC ownage, but whatever.
Today me and 2 other outfit mates were in the sanc, an idiot stated /broadcast spamming saying BEERS AND SKITTLES!!!! or something. Like 3 other NC joined it, think of the sapmmage, they wouldnt stop. So then my outfit buddy joined, I forgot what he said though. Then my other outfit buddy joined, forgot his too. I thought, what the hell, and joined too, I was saying "BEERS AND PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!" alot. Im suprised we didnt get banned, like 300lines + were our spamming.
EDIT: Just remembered, during all this, I was piloting a vanguard with my outfit buddy as a gunner, and the other guy was in a Lightning. We just kept running into stuff, I got 2 TKs in the sanc. haha. I kept running into his lightning, and when he started spamming, I cought him off guard and he blew up. Fun times.

[Ivan]

This wouldnt be considered IRC ownage, but whatever.
Today me and 2 other outfit mates were in the sanc, an idiot stated /broadcast spamming saying BEERS AND SKITTLES!!!! or something. Like 3 other NC joined it, think of the sapmmage, they wouldnt stop. So then my outfit buddy joined, I forgot what he said though. Then my other outfit buddy joined, forgot his too. I thought, what the hell, and joined too, I was saying "BEERS AND PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!" alot. Im suprised we didnt get banned, like 300lines + were our spamming.
EDIT: Just remembered, during all this, I was piloting a vanguard with my outfit buddy as a gunner, and the other guy was in a Lightning. We just kept running into stuff, I got 2 TKs in the sanc. haha. I kept running into his lightning, and when he started spamming, I cought him off guard and he blew up. Fun times.
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/CoolHomer.jpg

[Mushnator]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/CoolHomer.jpg

:lol:

Fits the topic so well....

[Ivan]

That's cause it was made just for xmodum. He's so frickn' cool with his l33t /b spamming skillz. :rolleyes:

[Rayder]

This wouldnt be considered IRC ownage, but whatever.
Today me and 2 other outfit mates were in the sanc, an idiot stated /broadcast spamming saying BEERS AND SKITTLES!!!! or something. Like 3 other NC joined it, think of the sapmmage, they wouldnt stop. So then my outfit buddy joined, I forgot what he said though. Then my other outfit buddy joined, forgot his too. I thought, what the hell, and joined too, I was saying "BEERS AND PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!" alot. Im suprised we didnt get banned, like 300lines + were our spamming.
EDIT: Just remembered, during all this, I was piloting a vanguard with my outfit buddy as a gunner, and the other guy was in a Lightning. We just kept running into stuff, I got 2 TKs in the sanc. haha. I kept running into his lightning, and when he started spamming, I cought him off guard and he blew up. Fun times.
Where's the "My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!" pic?

[xmodum]

Bah fuck you guys. The pretzels was off the top of my head, so fuckin fuck you Ivan.


BTW, much <3 to Ivan

[RuskiVodka]

A little later:
<xmodum> !8ball Do you know how cyberkiller is gonna die?
<Phobos> xmodum, In plain view.
<xmodum> ...
<Everay> lol
<xmodum> !8ball How is he gonna die.
<Phobos> xmodum, With a spoon.
<xmodum> LOL

ROFLPIMP!! :rofl:

[Rayder]

Roflpimp?

[jsloan31]

teh bump.

[13:34] <V1P3R> dude lets spam it
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, V1P3R , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <QuakCow> so, do you want it, viper :P
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] * xmodum was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �763�)
[13:34] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:34] * Joins: xmodum ([email protected])
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, V1P3R , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] <xmodum> fuck
[13:34] <Kalta> Don't fucking swear, xmodum , you shitbrain!
[13:34] * Kalta was kicked by PSU-Bot (Stop Flooding �764�)
[13:34] <V1P3R> fufck
[13:34] <jsloan31> HAHA
[13:34] <xmodum> lol
[13:34] <V1P3R> haha
[13:34] <PSU-Gryphon> hehe
[13:34] <jsloan31> KICKZ0RED
[13:34] <xmodum> OWNZ0RED
[13:34] <xmodum> :p
[13:34] <jsloan31> :p
[13:34] <PSU-Manitou> Lovely... we have here a working example of the decline of Western Education.
[13:34] <jsloan31> i like that script now :)

3 Mintues Later...
[13:37] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:37] <Kalta> Don't swear, V1P3R !
[13:37] <QuakCow> \o/
[13:37] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:37] <Kalta> Don't swear, V1P3R !
[13:37] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:37] <Kalta> Don't swear, V1P3R !
[13:37] * V1P3R was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �765�)
[13:37] * Kalta was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �766�)
[13:38] <jsloan31> lol
[13:38] <QuakCow> haha
[13:38] <xmodum> fuck
[13:38] <jsloan31> pwned
[13:38] * Joins: V1P3R ([email protected])
[13:38] <QuakCow> he best turn that off
[13:38] <V1P3R> fuck
[13:38] <jsloan31> this should go in IRC ownage
[13:39] <xmodum> heh

[Sentrosi]

This kind of behavior only promotes more idiots to one up the previous person. Please. PSU IRC is a privledge for us to use, not abuse.


Thank you.

[Kaltagesta]

Ive sorted it now - mines unabusable, unobtrusive, and just nice! Sorry for the problems, all, I apologose.

[Doop]

Ive sorted it now - mines unabusable, unobtrusive, and just nice! Sorry for the problems, all, I apologose.

<hDrakbynea> fuck
<hDrakbynea> fuck
<hDrakbynea> fuck
<hDrakbynea> fuck
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-127DC647.client.comcast.net
* hDrakbynea was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. ...tempban for 5mins �774�)
<Kalta> OOH!! hDrakbynea just got owned by PSU-Bot !!
<Kalta> Don't swear, hDrakbynea !
<Kalta> Don't swear, hDrakbynea !
<Kalta> Don't swear, hDrakbynea !
<Kalta> Don't swear, hDrakbynea !
* Kalta was kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �775�)
<Doop> pwned

o_o

[Ivan]

Only thing funny in jsloan31's post was what Mani said, "Lovely... we have here a working example of the decline of Western Education." If I was not at work, I'd of banned you guys.

[Kaltagesta]

Ivan sorted it for me and Infernus - Ivan = The man!

Infernus finally got the idea of trying it out in the #test channel, so now all is well again :)

[RuskiVodka]

Roflpimp?

Rolling On Floor Laughing Pissing In My Pants Courtesy of CptCrunch (Crusader :P)

[20:21] * CptCrusader|chowtime is now known as CptCrusader
[20:22] <RuskiVodka> !8ball Is CptCrusader gonna cause more problems?
[20:22] <CptCrusader> duh doh
[20:22] <RuskiVodka> lol!
[20:23] <RuskiVodka> <Phobos> ERRORCODE199210$%#53EFF1 - TRANSMISSIONFAILED
[20:23] * RuskiVodka was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �790�)
[20:23] * Joins: RuskiVodka ([email protected])
[20:23] <RuskiVodka> Yeah that's right. Forgot about that... lol
[20:24] <CptCrusader> LOL Pwned :P
[20:24] <Phobos> I missed it, what are you laughing at?
[20:24] <CptCrusader> !8ball laugh at phobos
[20:24] <Phobos> CptCrusader, You wish.
[20:24] <RuskiVodka> lol the smart arse wants me to get kicked again lol!

[cpt crusader]

ROFL Ruski mate

[Ivan]

* Blazestorm is now known as EkatheKilla
<EkatheKilla> I wub you all
<EkatheKilla> www.******.net/****.wmv
<EkatheKilla> I pwn you all
<Ivan> Do ya now EkatheKilla?
<EkatheKilla> Me video displays my pwnage well
* EkatheKilla grabs soda for drama to ensue
<Ivan> Too bad you host is slow as snot
<EkatheKilla> I think you need a new connection bud
<EkatheKilla> Or come to the realization that some people don't put 320x240 with horrible sound quality videos on the internet anymore
<EkatheKilla> You must all remember the legend of Eka
<r3d> whats an
<EkatheKilla> For it may come back and haunt you
<Ivan> I don't have a slow connection.
<r3d> eka
<EkatheKilla> It's a 740x480 Video encoded at the Highest Quality
<EkatheKilla> Enjoy it though!
<EkatheKilla> r3d : Trust me, for I am god
<EkatheKilla> plus the video is really good
<r3d> Whats it about?
<r3d> anyways.
<r3d> I mean
<r3d> what game
<r3d> or
<r3d> Whats it about?
<Ivan> EkatheKilla, if this video sucks, i'm going to ban you.
<EkatheKilla> It's about me pwning
<EkatheKilla> Pwning all of you
<Ivan> :D
<QuakCow|Trigun> haha
<EkatheKilla> WIth Speedhax.
<EkatheKilla> Search Eka on the forums
* QuakCow|Trigun hopes it sucks
<r3d> Wow
<r3d> youre tight
<EkatheKilla> I'll show up everywhere
<EkatheKilla> I'm a legend
<Ivan> ...
<EkatheKilla> My video shows it well
<Ivan> If you have to use hacks to "pwn" you need help.
<QuakCow|Trigun> ^
<EkatheKilla> Actually I pwned without them
<r3d> rofl
<EkatheKilla> lemme dig up a few videos...
<Ivan> oh now the story changes
<EkatheKilla> www.******.net/vids/
<EkatheKilla> look through any of those 30-40 vids
<EkatheKilla> I didn't need hacks to pwn
<EkatheKilla> It's just more fun with them
<Ivan> yeah, you're lame.
<Triggar|Queen***oPants> your mom is... when she comes over at
<EkatheKilla> In an FPS that's slower then most RPG's
<EkatheKilla> Speedhax = only way to have fun
<r3d> Whatt game is it?
<EkatheKilla> I wonder...?
<r3d> Me too?
<Ivan> I like PS with out the side of cheaters thanks.
<r3d> rofl
<Ivan> But I do like the side of pie.
<r3d> PS
<r3d> omg
<r3d> gtfo
<QuakCow|Trigun> ya...its planetside, not hackside
<EkatheKilla> but planetside sucks
<EkatheKilla> hackside rocks
<EkatheKilla> Seriously
<QuakCow|Trigun> planetside owns hackside
<r3d> Hes promoting hacks
<r3d> ban plz.
<EkatheKilla> taking out a fully manned prowler by myself with a lasher
<EkatheKilla> is good
<EkatheKilla> I never said I promote hacks
<Ivan> EkatheKilla, prove to me you speed hack in PS�
<Ivan> I don't believe you
<r3d> Damn you
<EkatheKilla> I said "hackside" a non-existant game is better then planetside
<QuakCow|Trigun> WTFOMGHAX
<r3d> ivan
<EkatheKilla> www.******.net/****.wmv
<QuakCow|Trigun> BAN!
<EkatheKilla> Enjoy
<EkatheKilla> watch the whole video too
<EkatheKilla> its good
<EkatheKilla> thats only about an hour of my pwnage
<EkatheKilla> I went on for about 3-4
<EkatheKilla> I own 1024
<EkatheKilla> he is poo
<Ivan> No, I want more "proof" than a video...
<the1024> omg
<QuakCow|Trigun> ok....ban plz
<the1024> omg
<QuakCow|Trigun> o.O
<EkatheKilla> Ivan : www.download.com Download ********* only works with *** ****
<EkatheKilla> have fun :o
<EkatheKilla> only turn it up 200-300 though
<QuakCow|Trigun> OMGWTFBANPLZ
<EkatheKilla> otherwise it lags out
<EkatheKilla> <3
<r3d> Promoting hacks
<r3d> ban.
<EkatheKilla> not promoting
<EkatheKilla> just telling you how simple it is to get them
<the1024> not promoting
<r3d> rofl?
<r3d> sure
<r3d> <EkatheKilla> Ivan : www.download.com Download ********* only works with *** ****
<r3d> not promoting
<EkatheKilla> It's not a game hacking program
<Ivan> WTF? this video is ***.
<QuakCow|Trigun> tried googling it/
<Ivan> EkatheKilla, you lose.
<r3d> Gimp :(
<EkatheKilla> ***?
<r3d> old fucking news?
<Ivan> Old fucking news
<Ivan> Seen it long time ago.
<EkatheKilla> Still pwns you
<EkatheKilla> :D
<EkatheKilla> I own all of you
<Ivan> Hence you lose. Llama.
<EkatheKilla> you sit at home and spend 13 bucks a month
<QuakCow|Trigun> ban plz
* Ivan sets mode: +b *!*@psu-2DF9B557.client.comcast.net
* EkatheKilla was kicked by Ivan (You lose. -= 5 =-)
<CptCrusader> [15:53] <EkatheKilla> CptCrusader - Turn off that POS firewall <--- go jam it up your port 80 socket eka - my 'POS' linux fw wont read a poorly config'd apache server? :)

[QuakCow]

\o/

[cpt crusader]

roflpimp-:rofl: what a jerk.

Yes
Yes he ownes alright... some serious attitute and one poorly config'd apache server...

Meet your maker Eka, for Ivans back!!

[Hezzy]

Oh Gnoes I R Teh Escared

[Infernus]

God damnit, all the good IRC stuff happens in the morning, I would've loved to be there to give that ass a peice of my mind. Is it just me, or has IRC been attracting a lot of asses recently? Paragon, MadFox, Shadowe...

[Ivan]

It's just a n00b influx, it will pan out once they get bored and the whores will have their IRC back. :D

[Infernus]

It's just a n00b influx, it will pan out once they get bored and the whores will have their IRC back. :D

Thank god!

[Paragon]

I did not post that...

[Hamma]

.....

[Infernus]

(07:03:00) <Hamma> and yeah.. it exploded all over the keyboard
(07:03:06) <Hamma> it was disgusting
(07:03:13) <Hamma> Jenn tried to hold it back
(07:03:19) <Hamma> but it was no use
(07:03:27) <Hamma> now my keyboard is all stiky
(07:03:42) <MadFox>..
(07:03:51) <MadFox> I think im going to be sick.

Do I wanna know...

[Hamma]

I don't even remember saying that. Especially since I use PSU-Hamma

It's not even real :lol:

[Infernus]

I don't even remember saying that. Especially since I use PSU-Hamma

It's not even real :lol:

Heh... damn... I pay no attention to detail...

[Hezzy]

Hamma ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Vegas on #AGN 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.

[Fragmatic]

Hamma ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Vegas on #AGN 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.

Same hostmask as Paragon.

[15:02:38] ::: Nick: (Paragon) is now known as (Hamma)
[15:02:38] ::: Join: (CDL-Slamscape) ([email protected])
[15:02:47] [ChaosLord]: ban
[15:02:56] [Hamma]: and yeah.. it exploded all over the keyboard
[15:03:02] [Hamma]: ut was discusting
[15:03:09] [Hamma]: Jenn tried to hold it back
[15:03:14] [Hamma]: but it was no use
[15:03:22] [Hamma]: now my keyboard is all stiky
[15:03:37] [MadFox]: ...
[15:03:46] [MadFox]: I think im going to be sick.
[15:03:47] ::: Join: ([HMX-1]Tigersmith) ([email protected])
[15:03:49] [Lartnev]: ban
[15:03:50] [ChaosLord]: someone gonna be banned very soon me thinks
[15:03:50] [CDL-Slamscape]: !tk
[15:03:51] [Lartnev]: gline
[15:03:51] [Lartnev]: etc

Edit - Also the only person in IRC who uses the bumirc script.

[Hamma]

banned.

[Hezzy]

joy!

[Infernus]

banned.

wait... paragon=banned? He had it comin...

[Ivan]

<Infernus> Oh... you touch my tra la la... Yea... my ding ding dong...
<Starbum> la la ** da
<Infernus> tiggar?
<Infernus> can martyr touch my tra la la
<Starbum> on behalf of her, I say no
<Infernus> will you touch my tra la la then
<Infernus> ?
<Dharkbayne-> Possibly his ding ding dong?
<Starbum> how much would you pay?
<Infernus> sechs
<Infernus> thats what i pay
<Infernus> 800000000000000000000
<Triggar> Infernus, NO
<Infernus> in RAPE DOLLARS!!! $_$
<Starbum> i'll pass
<Dharkbayne-> omg Starbum
* Dharkbayne- would tap it
* Infernus was kicked by Ivan (No touchy of teh Tra la la or teh Ding Ding Dong! -= 9 =-)
<Starbum> nice delay
* Infernus ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
<Ivan> hehe
* Ivan huggles Infernus
<Infernus> why wont auto reconnect work
<Ivan> <3
* Infernus huggles ivan
<Infernus> ARNING!: Beware the pns eaters
* Dharkbayne- touches Ivan's tra-la-la
* Ivan has a joygasm.
* Dharkbayne- touches Ivan's ding ding dong
<Starbum> 5...4...3...
* Ivan giggles like a little school girl

[Indecisive]

!tk
!random
-we

[Dharkbayne]

* Dharkbayne` slaps xmodum around a bit with a large trout
* xmodum grabs Infernus, orders Infernus to bitchslap Dharkbayne` , then procedes to rape Infernus
* Dharkbayne` is now known as ALKFJLWKJF
* ALKFJLWKJF slaps xmodum around a bit with a large trout
* xmodum grabs Infernus, orders Infernus to bitchslap ALKFJLWKJF , then procedes to rape Infernus
* ALKFJLWKJF is now known as aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA
* aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA is now known as aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA
* aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA slaps xmodum around a bit with a large trout
* xmodum grabs Infernus, orders Infernus to bitchslap aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA , then procedes to rape Infernus
* xmodum was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1063�)
* xmodum has joined #ps-universe
<aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA> haha
* aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA slaps xmodum around a bit with a large trout
* xmodum grabs Infernus, orders Infernus to bitchslap aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA , then procedes to rape Infernus
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-33F7C3CA.net1604.fl.sprint-hsd.net
* xmodum was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1064�)
* aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA is now known as Dharkbayne`
<Dharkbayne`> omg
<Dharkbayne`> owned

[SDM]

:rofl:

[xmodum]

Im having to ignore Dharkbayne everywhere.

[Dharkbayne]

<CDL-Derfud> !buy Xmodum aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA
* CDL-Derfud was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1066�)
* Phobos gives Xmodum a aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA, "Compliments of CDL-Derfud!"
* CDL-Derfud has joined #ps-universe
* Phobos was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1067�)
* Phobos has joined #ps-universe
<Dharkbayne`> OMG
<Dharkbayne`> HOLY SHIT
<CDL-Derfud> bah
<xmodum> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
<CDL-Peacemaker> rofl
<xmodum> Cya assholes
<Dharkbayne`> Phobos can get fucking kicked?
<CDL-Peacemaker> HOLY
<CDL-Peacemaker> CRAP
<Dharkbayne`> Jesus christ
<Dharkbayne`> AHAHA
<CDL-Peacemaker> Holy crap
<CDL-Peacemaker> IRC Ownage 2.0!!!
<CDL-Derfud> :o
<CDL-Peacemaker> RIGHT NOW
<Dharkbayne`> haha
<CDL-Peacemaker> !buy Xmodum aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA
* Phobos gives Xmodum a aAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA, "Compliments of CDL-Peacemaker!"
* CDL-Peacemaker was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1068�)
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@phobos.planetside-universe.com
* Phobos was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1069�)
* CDL-Peacemaker has joined #ps-universe
<Dharkbayne`> Don't get him banned
<CptCrusader> 7, just read that flame thrower forum post
<CDL-Peacemaker> did it work!?
<Dharkbayne`> holy shit
<Dharkbayne`> yes
<CDL-Peacemaker> IS HE BANNED!?
<Dharkbayne`> You just fucking banned Phobos

[Peacemaker]

ROFL holy shit

[QuakCow]

hahaha :rofl:

[Rayder]

You guys are fucked.

[Derfud]

D:

[Peacemaker]

[03:24] <QuakCow> !buy derfud A GOD DAMN FUCKING CHICKEN
[03:24] * Phobos gives derfud a A GOD DAMN FUCKING CHICKEN, "Compliments of QuakCow!"
[03:24] * Phobos was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1070�)
[03:24] * Phobos has joined #ps-universe
[03:24] <Dharkbayne`> Haha, there's such a thing as "Marsman hates Dhark" though, :p
[03:24] <Rayder> ..
[03:24] * PSU-Gryphon sets mode: +b *!*@psu-3B8C5CD0.sd.sd.cox.net
[03:24] <CDL-Derfud> the tag doesnt make us any less vulnerable then anyone else
[03:24] <CDL-Peacemaker> Rofl!
[03:24] * QuakCow was kicked by PSU-Gryphon (14%%% 1545 Kicks 14%%%)
[03:24] <Rayder> cow
[03:24] <CptCrusader> rofl
[03:24] <CDL-Peacemaker> HAHAHAHAHA
[03:24] <Dharkbayne`> owneed
[03:24] <Rayder> hahah

[QuakCow]

bastard :rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

Remember - I do not condone any of these actions, :D

So don't ban me, I didn't fire the gun, I just loaded it and gave to to Peace.

[Rayder]

You fired the first shot which incited the war.

[Derfud]

I used the laser guidance system to paint a target for the cruise missile.

Is that bad?

[Peacemaker]

Yea... I pulled the trigger. Then he came back. Does it acctualy do anything to phobos? I mean its a 5 min temp ban. Not like phobos is gone for good.

[Dharkbayne]

it doesn't do anything, and Phobos joins on /invites, so it's all good.

[Infernus]

I miss the late nite IRC shenanigans...

/me shakes his fist at work!

[Hezzy]

I miss the late nite IRC shenanigans...

/me shakes his fist at work!

/me shakes his fist at school

[Infernus]

Indeed... I feel so out of the PSU loop now... GAH IRC WITHDRAWL!

[Fragmatic]

meh.

[Hezzy]

hearny:
http://*pron link*
hearny:
porno
Hezzy:
wtf
Hezzy:
3d pron
Hezzy:
www.*goatse*
Hezzy:
pron
hearny:
that was sick
Hezzy:
haha
hearny:
u wank over that u sicko
Hezzy:
HAHAH
hearny:
queer
hearny says:
www.getfreefriend4u.com/uraqueerarsehole.htm
Hezzy:
haha, this aint hearny is it?
hearny:
yes
Hezzy:
no
Hezzy:
because he knows i'd knock the shit out of him again if he said that to me
Hezzy:
tell me who you are, or i'll ask him tomorrow, then beat the crap out of you

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
tell me who you are, or i'll ask him tomorrow, then beat the crap out of you

I just had a visual tubgirl reaction, but I just lost it because i copied and pasted something else :(

(I know this isn't IRC, but it's ownage nonetheless, also, names have been shortened)

[Infernus]

hearny:
http://*pron link*
hearny:
porno
Hezzy:
wtf
Hezzy:
3d pron
Hezzy:
www.*goatse*
Hezzy:
pron
hearny:
that was sick
Hezzy:
haha
hearny:
u wank over that u sicko
Hezzy:
HAHAH
hearny:
queer
hearny says:
www.getfreefriend4u.com/uraqueerarsehole.htm
Hezzy:
haha, this aint hearny is it?
hearny:
yes
Hezzy:
no
Hezzy:
because he knows i'd knock the shit out of him again if he said that to me
Hezzy:
tell me who you are, or i'll ask him tomorrow, then beat the crap out of you

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
tell me who you are, or i'll ask him tomorrow, then beat the crap out of you

I just had a visual tubgirl reaction, but I just lost it because i copied and pasted something else :(

(I know this isn't IRC, but it's ownage nonetheless, also, names have been shortened)

Own his ass Hezzizzle...

For me? Pls? :love:

[Ivan]

I know it's long but funner near the end. :D ;)

[22:49] <Ivan> !we Intercourse, PA
[22:49] <Dharkbayne`> !we 32112
[22:49] <Phobos> Intercourse PA US is reporting:
[22:49] <Phobos> Temp: 73F/23C Humidity: 89%
[22:49] <Phobos> Conditions: Mist Pressure: 30.06 in
[22:49] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 70F/21C
[22:49] <Smaug> AHAHAHAH
[22:49] <Phobos> Last update: 853 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:49] <Smaug> ha
[22:49] <Setari> lol
[22:49] <Phobos> Crescent City FL, United States is reporting:
[22:49] <Phobos> Temp: 79F/26C Humidity: 79% Heat Index: 82F/28C
[22:49] <Phobos> Conditions: Clear Pressure: 30.13 in
[22:49] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 72F/22C
[22:49] <Smaug> !we pittsburge PA
[22:49] <Phobos> Last update: 953 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:49] <Setari> !we Bucksnort TN
[22:49] <Smaug> oops...
[22:50] <Setari> son of a
[22:50] <Ivan> !we Slippery Rock, PA
[22:50] <Smaug> !we pittsburgh PA
[22:50] <Phobos> Slippery Rock PA US is reporting:
[22:50] <Phobos> Temp: 66F/19C Humidity: 83%
[22:50] <Phobos> Conditions: Clear Pressure: 30.08 in
[22:50] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 61F/16C
[22:50] <Phobos> Last update: 1015 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:50] <Ivan> !Butler, PA
[22:50] <Setari> hm
[22:50] <Setari> where is bucksnort...
[22:50] <Smaug> how the fuck do you spell pittsburgh
[22:50] <Dharkbayne`> !we Beaver Lick, PA
[22:50] <Phobos> Beaver Lick PA US is reporting:
[22:50] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:50] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:50] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:50] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:50] <Ivan> Opps we broke it.
[22:50] <Dharkbayne`> AHHA
[22:50] <Smaug> !we pittsburg PA
[22:50] <Dharkbayne`> It's real?
[22:50] <Dharkbayne`> roffles
[22:50] <Smaug> cock
[22:50] <Setari> rofl
[22:50] <Ivan> indeed it is Dharkbayne`
[22:50] <Setari> BEAVER LICK ROFL
[22:51] <Ivan> !we Beaver, PA
[22:51] <Phobos> Beaver PA US is reporting:
[22:51] <Phobos> Temp: 75F/24C Humidity: 61% Heat Index: 77F/25C
[22:51] <Phobos> Conditions: Partly Cloudy Pressure: 30.12 in
[22:51] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 61F/16C
[22:51] <Phobos> Last update: 947 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:51] <Smaug> !we mianus CN
[22:51] <Smaug> grr
[22:51] <Smaug> connecticut is CN?
[22:51] <Ivan> Oh and it's spelled Pittsburgh. There is an H.
[22:51] <Smaug> yeah I did that
[22:51] <Smaug> then I tried it without the H
[22:52] <Ivan> !we Saxenburg, pa
[22:52] <Phobos> Saxenburg PA US is reporting:
[22:52] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:52] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:52] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:52] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:52] <Smaug> ivan do you live in PA?
[22:52] <Ivan> LOL
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> !we Big Bone Lick, KA
[22:52] <Ivan> Saxenburg has no weather!
[22:52] <Phobos> Big Bone Lick KA US is reporting:
[22:52] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:52] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:52] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:52] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> AHAH
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> IT'S REAL?!
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> HOLY SHIT
[22:52] <Setari> ROFL
[22:52] <Phobos> HEHEHEHE
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> I remember seeing a sign
[22:52] <Dharkbayne`> on teh webbernet
[22:52] <Setari> heh
[22:52] <Smaug> !we Danville, IN
[22:52] <Phobos> Danville IN US is reporting:
[22:52] <Phobos> Temp: 75F/24C Humidity: 74% Heat Index: 77F/25C
[22:52] <Phobos> Conditions: Clear Pressure: 30.06 in
[22:52] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 66F/19C
[22:52] <Phobos> Last update: 953 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:52] <Smaug> I win
[22:52] <Ivan> !we Cock Lick, NE
[22:52] <Smaug> I have my own ville
[22:52] <Phobos> Cock Lick NE US is reporting:
[22:53] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:53] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:53] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:53] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:53] <Setari> !we Knob Lick KY
[22:53] <Smaug> my god...
[22:53] <Smaug> that is just sad
[22:53] <Setari> wtf
[22:53] <OneManArmy> !we 27376
[22:53] <Smaug> where the hell are you guys finding these
[22:53] <Phobos> West End NC, United States is reporting:
[22:53] <Phobos> Temp: 72F/22C Humidity: 100%
[22:53] <Phobos> Conditions: Partly Cloudy Pressure: 30.13 in
[22:53] <Phobos> Wind: N 0 MPH Dew Point: 72F/22C
[22:53] <Phobos> Last update: 1035 PM EDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:53] <Eine> !we Tokyo, japan
[22:53] <Ouroboros> cock lick? wtf
[22:53] <Eine> !we Tokyo
[22:53] <Dharkbayne`> JP
[22:53] <Ivan> Ok.. if there is no temp for it.. it dosen't know what it is.
[22:53] <Eine> ty
[22:53] <Dharkbayne`> !we Tokyo JP
[22:53] <Eine> !we Tokyo JP
[22:54] <Eine> bah
[22:54] <Setari> !we Knob Lick US
[22:54] <OneManArmy> !we Eine
[22:54] <Setari> son of a bitch
[22:54] <Setari> knob lick is in Kentucky
[22:54] <Setari> stupid bot
[22:54] <Ivan> !we Ivan Rock PSU, MI
[22:54] <Eine> eine is cold bring him a blanket
[22:54] <Phobos> Ivan Rock Psu MI US is reporting:
[22:54] <Phobos> Temp: 73F/23C Humidity: 94%
[22:54] <Phobos> Conditions: Mostly Cloudy Pressure: 30.04 in
[22:54] <Phobos> Wind: S 9 MPH Dew Point: 72F/22C
[22:54] <Phobos> Last update: 917 PM CDT THU JUL 1 2004
[22:54] <Dharkbayne`> omg
[22:54] <Ivan> LOL
[22:54] <Eine> oma
[22:54] <Dharkbayne`> haha
[22:54] <OneManArmy> ?
[22:54] <Setari> lol
[22:54] <Smaug> what is the abbreviation for australia?
[22:54] <Phobos> Now that is funny
[22:54] <Dharkbayne`> Ivan + PSU in teh same town
[22:54] <Dharkbayne`> h4x
[22:54] <Eine> you still play PS?
[22:54] <OneManArmy> no, but i should
[22:54] <Setari> rofl
[22:54] <Dharkbayne`> Smaug - .au?
[22:55] <Eine> ima start playing again
[22:55] <Smaug> perhaps
[22:55] <Smaug> !we Fucking, AU
[22:55] <Phobos> Fucking AU US is reporting:
[22:55] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:55] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:55] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:55] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:55] <Eine> O_O
[22:55] <Smaug> I know its real
[22:55] <Dharkbayne`> haah
[22:55] <Dharkbayne`> ahahhahahahaahahahaha
[22:55] <Dharkbayne`> !we Kwydjibo, MA
[22:55] <Phobos> Kwydjibo MA US is reporting:
[22:55] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:55] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:55] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:55] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:55] <Dharkbayne`> WTF
[22:55] <Dharkbayne`> wait...
[22:56] <Dharkbayne`> !we HammaAteMyPants, MA
[22:56] <Setari> i dont think its...real
[22:56] <Phobos> Hammaatemypants MA US is reporting:
[22:56] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:56] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:56] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:56] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:56] <Setari> lol
[22:56] <Dharkbayne`> haha
[22:56] <Ivan> ok lets not break Phobos
[22:56] <OneManArmy> !we Ivan's Pants, NC
[22:56] <Phobos> Ivan's Pants NC US is reporting:
[22:56] <Phobos> Temp: 0F/-18C Humidity: NR (No Report)
[22:56] <Phobos> Conditions: Pressure: in
[22:56] <Phobos> Wind: 0 MPH Dew Point: 0F/-18C
[22:56] <Phobos> Last update:
[22:56] <Setari> did you come up with Kwydjibo?
[22:56] <Smaug> yeah, don't damage ivan's lover

[Dharkbayne]

<Dharkbayne`> Fucking a
<Electrofreak> haha dhark you suck at life
<Dharkbayne`> I've been banned like 8 times
<Setari> roffle
<Dharkbayne`> stfu Electrofreak or I'll kick you
<Smaug> rofl
<Electrofreak> OOOooooo
* Dharkbayne` is now known as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Electrofreak> iz scared
<Ouroboros> hey, someone give it a shot
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> hey hey hey
* Electrofreak reminds AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that only one "Hey" is required upon entry to the channel.
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-1CE7F96D.ipt.aol.com
* Electrofreak was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1139�)
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> YEAH BITCH
<Ivan> Electrofreak, how do I add a message to the kick?
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is now known as Dharkbayne`
-> *electrofreak* YEAH, WHAT NOW
<Setari> LMAO
<Dharkbayne`> He asked for it.
<Setari> nice pwn there, dhark
* Ouroboros sets mode: -b *!*@psu-1CE7F96D.ipt.aol.com
* Electrofreak has joined #ps-universe
* Ouroboros sets mode: -b *!*@psu-4AEF2DD.lsanca1.elnk.dsl.genuity.net
<Dharkbayne`> WHAT NOW

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :lol:

[Kaltagesta]

<Kalata> do any of you know.... why i gathered ya here..... today?
<Kalata> the wars over and we're going home?
<Fragmatic> =/
* Phobos has joined #ps-universe
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Phobos Phobos
<Lartnev> Phobos! :D
<Kalata> thats right soldier. Wars over, turns out youre the biiiig hero. They're having a parade in your honour. I get to drive the float, and simmons here is in charge of CONFETTI!!
<Fragmatic> wtf?! =/
<Kalata> i'm no stranger to sarcasm sir
<Kalata> have you not seen Red vs Blue?!
<Lartnev> no

I cant believe that in this day and age, there are still so many uneducated people in the world.

[Dharkbayne]

SUPER ULTRA MECHABUMP 980000

<Squeeky> The following flights have been cancelled due to insufficient WorldPerks� Frequent Flyer Points. You may rebook these flights by calling 1-888-564-4932.
<Squeeky> Passengers: GRANDIS/DAVID.MR
<Squeeky> Date: August 19 Flight: CO 644
<Squeeky> there ya go Dhark
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Squeeky> Ya
<Dharkbayne> You don't get to go?
<Squeeky> No
* CDL-ObnoxiousFrog does the "You got served" ***
<Squeeky> Fucking BS
<martyr|work> perhaps
<Squeeky> ObFrog
<Setari> I'll be back.
<Squeeky> I sware to god
<Squeeky> If you dont shut the fuck up
<Squeeky> I will kill you
<ChaosLord> oh snap
<Setari> dont hate frog
<Setari> hate the airline people
* Cass has joined #ps-universe
<Squeeky> Hey guys, you got served actually
<Squeeky> HAHAHAH
<Squeeky> SHENNS!!!!!!
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> well, you would have to fly here to NJ, and i guess with your luck that wont happen
<Dharkbayne> haha
<Squeeky> rofl rofl roflr folr folr forlf
<Infernus> LOL
<Hezzy> squeeky, make like me and /ignore
<Squeeky> pwned
<Dharkbayne> I had the feeling that you were lying
<Squeeky> call the #, it's a fake #
<Squeeky> rofl
<Infernus> lol
<Dharkbayne> I was thinking "why the fuck would he just notice he didn't have the money"
<Squeeky> i'm so good
<Infernus> damn
<Infernus> i feel pwned now
<Squeeky> lol
<Squeeky> woot
<Setari> bbl
<Infernus> cya set
<Squeeky> haha
<Setari> im gonna go play the Battle Grounds
<Setari> because no one else does
<ChaosLord> damn i was looking foward to squeeky bitching and ranting for the next week
<Infernus> Squeeky never make me feel pwned ths way again
<Dharkbayne> haha
<Squeeky> ahaha
<Cass> lol
<Squeeky> oh man
<Squeeky> that was priceless

[Corrosion]

<Squeeky> The following flights have been cancelled due to insufficient WorldPerks� Frequent Flyer Points. You may rebook these flights by calling 1-888-564-4932.
<Squeeky> Passengers:
GRANDIS/DAVID.MR
<Squeeky> Date: August 19

Flight: CO 644
<Squeeky> OH FUCK NO!
<Squeeky> OMG WTF!!!!!!!!!!(&*!*&%
* CDL-ObnoxiousFrog flees to the mountains
<Squeeky> holy shit
<Infernus> WOOO SQUEEKY
<Infernus> WTF
<Corrosion> wtf
<Infernus> thats bad
<Corrosion> Aug 19?
<Squeeky> :(
<Squeeky> omg
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> dude Squeeky, you got served
<Hezzy> omg no
<Squeeky> STFU
<Squeeky> god dammit
<Squeeky> calling them now
<Setari> thouest doth not haveth enough frequent flyer points
<ChaosLord> wow
<ChaosLord> squeeky did get served
<Squeeky> I dont have the fucking money for a plane ticket
<Squeeky> :(
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> better call steve harvey, cause you got SERVED
<Infernus> Corrosion he was flying the day before and staying thursday night at Triggar|DailyGrind's and martyr|work's house
<CDL-Peacemaker> so
<Squeeky> ObFrog shut the fuck up
<CDL-Peacemaker> where is Kam's post?
<Hezzy> huh?
<Corrosion> i know inf
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> one two one two three served
<Hezzy> kam is up to his shenanigans agian?
<Infernus> Squeeky... I can paypal you some if ya need it... I just have to ask my momz0rz
<Infernus> yea HEzzy
<Infernus> well
<Squeeky> Dude no
<Squeeky> Fuck that
<Infernus> Kam is back... thats bad enough
<Squeeky> I booked this flight a month ago
<Setari> so like
<Infernus> lol yea
<Setari> you did have enough points and now you dont?
<CDL-Peacemaker> where is kam's post?
<Infernus> why is it only coming up now?
<CDL-Peacemaker> I want to flame him
<Setari> teh feck is up with that?
<Squeeky> Who knows
<Squeeky> Im calling them now
<Infernus> Peace dont start shit with him... he ahsnt done anything yet
<CDL-Peacemaker> well
<Corrosion> wait,..... when the fuck IS PSUMA?
<CDL-Peacemaker> I want to follow him
<Infernus> next week
<Squeeky> Aug 20th
<CDL-Peacemaker> PSUMA is next
<Corrosion> ohhhhhhh
<Infernus> lol
<Corrosion> i thought it was this week
<Hezzy> if its squeeks thread, he hasn't done anything
<Infernus> 9 days
<Squeeky> God dammit
<Squeeky> This is complete bullshit
<Squeeky> I do not have $350 to fly to fucking Orlando
<Dharkbayne> ?
<Squeeky> The following flights have been cancelled due to insufficient WorldPerks� Frequent Flyer Points. You may rebook these flights by calling 1-888-564-4932.
<Squeeky> Passengers:
GRANDIS/DAVID.MR
<Squeeky> Date: August 19

Flight: CO 644
<Squeeky> there ya go Dhark
<Dharkbayne> wtf
<Squeeky> Ya
<Dharkbayne> You don't get to go?
<Squeeky> No
* CDL-ObnoxiousFrog does the "You got served" ***
<Squeeky> Fucking BS
<martyr|work> perhaps
<Squeeky> ObFrog
<Setari> I'll be back.
<Squeeky> I sware to god
<Squeeky> If you dont shut the fuck up
<Squeeky> I will kill you
<ChaosLord> oh snap
<Setari> dont hate frog
<Setari> hate the airline people
*** Cass ([email protected]) has joined channel #ps-universe
<Squeeky> Hey guys, you got served actually
<Squeeky> HAHAHAH
<Squeeky> SHENNS!!!!!!
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> well, you would have to fly here to NJ, and i guess with your luck that wont happen
<Squeeky> rofl rofl roflr folr folr forlf
<Dharkbayne> haha
<Infernus> LOL
<Hezzy> squeeky, make like me and /ignore
<Squeeky> pwned
<Dharkbayne> I had the feeling that you were lying
<Squeeky> call the #, it's a fake #
<Squeeky> rofl
<Infernus> lol
<Squeeky> i'm so good
<Dharkbayne> I was thinking "why the fuck would he just notice he didn't have the money"
<Infernus> damn
<Infernus> i feel pwned now
<Squeeky> lol
<Squeeky> woot
<Setari> bbl
<Infernus> cya set
<Squeeky> haha
<Setari> im gonna go play the Battle Grounds
<Setari> because no one else does
<ChaosLord> damn i was looking foward to squeeky bitching and ranting for the next week
<Infernus> Squeeky never make me feel pwned ths way again
<Dharkbayne> haha
<Squeeky> ahaha
<Cass> lol
<Squeeky> oh man
<Squeeky> that was priceless
<Setari> time for irc pwnage 3
<Infernus> yea
<Dharkbayne> no
<Dharkbayne> bump the fucking thread
<martyr|work> perhaps
<Dharkbayne> it's the one and only IRC thread damnit
<Dharkbayne> Don't make a new one
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> well i really didnt care that much, i was just trying to fit as many "you got served" comments in as i could
<Squeeky> lol
<Squeeky> stfu dhark
*** Signoff: Cass (Quit: PlanetSide-Universe your complete source for everything PlanetSide - www.planetside-universe.com)
<Squeeky> this deserves a new thread god dammit
<Infernus> haha
<Squeeky> FUXING PWNEDDDDDDd
<Setari> that deserves its own thread





BETTER VERSION

[Squeeky]

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hezzy]

:lol:

[ViperGTS]

:rofl:

[Peacemaker]

[02:57] <CDL-Heavygain> so suck on my fucking ear which there is a pair of pants with a lightbulb
[02:57] <CDL-Heavygain> .....
[02:57] <CDL-Heavygain> bitch
[02:57] <CDL-Peacemaker> lightbulb?
[02:57] <CDL-Peacemaker> Aztecwarrior?
[02:57] <CDL-Heavygain> Buduhba
[02:58] <CDL-Peacemaker> lightbulb -> lightbulb collecter -> aztec
[02:58] <CDL-Peacemaker> aztec -> catholic church
[02:58] <CDL-Peacemaker> catholic church -> child molestation
[02:58] <CDL-Peacemaker> child molestation -> victims
[02:58] <CDL-Peacemaker> victims -> heavygain
[02:58] <CDL-Heavygain> that is why i turned away from religion

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Heavy... did the priests offer you some of extra 'eucharist'.

[Sputty]

Weird priest during molestation:
"Yeah, this blood of christ is a little different but drink the blood of christ! Drink to bitch!"

[Ivan]

<Squeeky> wtf
<Squeeky> infernus is gay?
<Squeeky> i thought he just really liked clothes :(
<Hamma|Canada> who's gay?
<Squeeky> You are Hamma
<Infernus> not me
<Ivan> What's gay?
<Squeeky> Jen has a penis
<Infernus> <.<
<Squeeky> :o
<Infernus> >.>
<Squeeky> I just rofflefarted
<Hamma|Canada> shi
<Hamma|Canada> t
<Ivan> Squeeky that�s ***, eveyone knew jen has a p3n0r (edit: I said "O F N")
<Squeeky> The question is, how big is it :brow:
<Ivan> I bet jen has a think, but not very long peni.
<Ivan> thick*
<Ivan> ;)
<Infernus> ivan
<Infernus> a chode
<Infernus> ?
<Ivan> yeah what ever. I don't speak gay.
<Squeeky> rofl
<Ivan> :)
<Infernus> hahaha
<Phobos> :-1
<Squeeky> lmfao
<Squeeky> Ivan that was fresh as fuck

[Infernus]

:(

/me needs to teach more PSU people how to speak ***...

[Squeeky]

Fabulous
Thilly
Gucci
Louis Vuiton

My *** vocabulary pwns

[Peacemaker]

:ROFL: Louis Vuiton

[Hezzy]

[18/08|16:51:56] <Hezzy> NEW SIG
[18/08|16:51:56] <TSR_Joel> Back
[18/08|16:52:09] * PSR-DeMenTeD|grumpy is now known as PSR-DeMenTed|OnAir
[18/08|16:52:12] <Infernus> i'm thinking of quiting hickey tho
[18/08|16:52:17] <Infernus> er hockey
[18/08|16:52:18] <Viper> why?
[18/08|16:52:21] <Eine|School> hezzy
[18/08|16:52:23] <Eine|School> link
[18/08|16:52:40] <Hezzy> 1 sec
[18/08|16:52:40] <Infernus> sure... its letting those bastards win but fuck it... I'm tired of being tortured more then I have to be
[18/08|16:52:41] <Eine|School> the lockerroom getting a bit weird inf? :P
[18/08|16:52:55] <Hezzy> http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=438428&postcount=4
[18/08|16:52:57] <Infernus> ...
[18/08|16:53:03] <Eine|School> <3
[18/08|16:53:04] * GreyFox has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[18/08|16:53:06] <PSU-Lartnev> wtf Hezzy.... your sig..... damn!
[18/08|16:53:11] <Infernus> HAHAHAHA
[18/08|16:53:11] <Hezzy> haaha
[18/08|16:53:13] * PSU-Lartnev has left #ps-universe
[18/08|16:53:21] <Hezzy> i even scared lart off with my sig

[Hezzy]

[21/08|21:33:33] * PSU-Lartnev sets mode: +m
[21/08|21:33:37] <PSU-Lartnev> less h8
[21/08|21:33:39] <PSU-Lartnev> more <3
[21/08|21:33:42] * Dharkbayne is now known as YeahBitches
[21/08|21:33:44] * YeahBitches is now known as Dharkbayne
[21/08|21:33:49] <PSU-Lartnev> PSR = part of PS community = welcome on PSU IRC
[21/08|21:33:52] <PSU-Lartnev> that is all.
[21/08|21:33:59] * PSU-Lartnev sets mode: -m
[21/08|21:33:59] * Eine has joined #ps-universe
[21/08|21:33:59] <Hezzy> 8====D~ <3
[21/08|21:34:02] * Dharkbayne is now known as WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD
[21/08|21:34:02] <Eine> hello
[21/08|21:34:03] <Sputty> OMG LARTNEV STOLE MY MEGAHURTZ AND JIGGAWATTZ
[21/08|21:34:04] * Sputty was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �2695�)
[21/08|21:34:04] * Sputty has joined #ps-universe
[21/08|21:34:06] * WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD is now known as Dharkbayne
[21/08|21:34:11] <Dharkbayne> NOT UR JIGGAWATZ
[21/08|21:34:13] <PSU-Lartnev> but.... I wanted them :|
[21/08|21:34:15] <Dharkbayne> TAHTS A CRIEM
[21/08|21:34:19] <Sputty> I NO
[21/08|21:34:28] <Sputty> KAL TEH FIB!
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[21/08|21:34:53] <Zhiv> #PSR
[21/08|21:34:53] <chaoslord> wat
[21/08|21:35:01] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> O_o
[21/08|21:35:02] <Dharkbayne> JESUS CHRIST
[21/08|21:35:04] <Zhiv> !request Metallica So What
[21/08|21:35:06] <Sputty> DIIIEEE
[21/08|21:35:07] <PSU-Lartnev> �.�
[21/08|21:35:07] * Dharkbayne bleeds irony
[21/08|21:35:08] <Hezzy> it's /join #PSR
[21/08|21:35:10] <chaoslord> O_o
[21/08|21:35:11] <Hezzy> asaadflfasdbdffdkjsshdfoihdsfionpfsdhoin
[21/08|21:35:12] <Hezzy> )O_KG)ASD(IHGADOIH
[21/08|21:35:14] <Sputty> OH THE IRONY
[21/08|21:35:18] <Dharkbayne> CRUUSAAAADE!
[21/08|21:35:18] * PSR-TotalBiscuit smacks his head off the desk
[21/08|21:35:31] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> ZHIV YOU HAVE THE WORST FUCKING TIMING IN THE WORLD EVER! DO YOU HEAR ME? EVER!"$!251
[21/08|21:35:32] * PSR-TotalBiscuit was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �2696�)
[21/08|21:35:32] * PSR-TotalBiscuit has joined #ps-universe
[21/08|21:35:36] * Hezzy splatters woad all over
[21/08|21:35:38] <PSU-Lartnev> haha
[21/08|21:35:39] <Dharkbayne> rofl
[21/08|21:35:39] <Hezzy> ahahaaha
[21/08|21:35:40] <Dharkbayne> seriously
[21/08|21:35:44] <Dharkbayne> That's like, fucking mastery
[21/08|21:35:52] <PSU-Lartnev> indeed that was perfect timing :|
[21/08|21:35:54] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> God hates me, that must be it
[21/08|21:35:56] <Dharkbayne> right when we finish, "#psr" "!request"
[21/08|21:35:57] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> there's no other explanation
[21/08|21:36:15] <Zhiv> btw, Wagner is pronounced by replacing the W with a V .. :)
[21/08|21:36:25] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> Zhiv, you're in the wrong damn channel!
[21/08|21:36:30] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[21/08|21:36:31] <PSU-Lartnev> btw /j #psr
[21/08|21:36:31] <Zhiv> oops..
[21/08|21:36:33] <PSR-TotalBiscuit> AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
[21/08|21:36:34] <PSU-Lartnev> lol
[21/08|21:36:36] <Hezzy> hahaah

[Dharkbayne]

<PSR-WarBiscuit> yeah, WE ARE MEAN
<PSR-WarBiscuit> AND UNREASONABLE
<Setari> whats that from?
<Viper|NotHere> hawt
<Hezzy> PSR IS MEAN AN UNREASONABLE
<Hezzy> HAHA
<PSR-WarBiscuit> LIKE HEZZY
<Hezzy> you read my mind TB
* PSR-WarBiscuit kicks an old woman down the stairs
<Hezzy> hahaha!
* PSR-WarBiscuit cracks open a kitten on the bench
<Setari> lol
<Setari> lmao
<Hezzy> quick PSR!
<Hezzy> woad up with us!
<Pushicon> !!
* PSR-WarBiscuit WOAD
* Pushicon WOOOOOOOADS
* PSR-WarBiscuit is now known as PSR-WoadBiscuit
<Viper|NotHere> hezzy....i just uploaded something..you miht likr it
* Setari WOADS
<Viper|NotHere> m
* Hezzy is now known as HezWoad
* Pushicon is now known as Pushiwoad
* HezWoad revolts against doop
* Eine|PS_EM_TR has quit IRC (Quit: I am the guy)
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> WOAAAAAAAAD
<HezWoad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
* Setari is now known as SetaWoad
<Pushiwoad> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADDDD
<SetaWoad> woad
* PSR-WoadBiscuit arms the puppy catapult
<SetaWoad> WOAAAAAAAD
<SetaWoad> WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAD
* Doop was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �2739�)
* HezWoad arms the beanbag catapult
<SetaWoad> owned
* Viper|NotHere is now known as PUSHICON
<PSU-Gryphon> Nobody does Doop
<PSU-Lartnev> neithe does PSU
<PSU-Gryphon> shut the fuck uo
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> well and truely pwned
* Doop has joined #ps-universe
* SetaWoad is now known as Setari
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> pwned :P
<HezWoad> what's happening?
<Setari> indeed
<Pushiwoad> Shut the fuck up Doop. Shut the fuck up.
<Setari> OVERWOAD
<Pushiwoad> OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* You were kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �2740�)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
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* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: We found Waldo :: � AGN Now Hiring! http://www.planetside-universe.com/?newsid=966 � PSU:MA is almost here! #mobilization for last minute questions! type /join #PSR for Planetside-Radio '
* Set by PSU-Marsman on Thu Aug 19 12:31:06
<HezWoad> i feel like some guys are having a fistfight and i've got a paperbag over my head
<HezWoad> what the hell is happening?
* PUSHICON is now known as Viper
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> ON THE WOAD AGAIN
<Pushiwoad> rofl
<Setari> lmao
<HezWoad> holy shit
<HezWoad> this is some quality shenanigans
* Setari is now known as Kerry
<Pushiwoad> hahaha
<Pushiwoad> Woad rocks
<Kerry> WOAD OF SHIT
<HezWoad> someone put it in the IRC ownage thread
<HezWoad> seriously
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> DOOP IS BEING MEAN
* Kerry speaks woads of lies
<HezWoad> i've double posted it
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> AND UNREASONABLE
<HezWoad> TB, you do it :p
* Kerry is now known as Setari
<Viper> doop...rrrrrruuuuuuuunnnnn
<Setari> !seen Hitler
<Setari> ...
* PSR-WoadBiscuit kicks an Old Doop down the stairs while eating babies and making shoes out of defenseless baby seals
<HezWoad> hahaha
<Setari> damn phobos
<HezWoad> holy crap
<HezWoad> im laughing so hard right now
<Setari> -xx7xx- [LAST SEEN] "Hitler" - [email protected] Nick-Changed 2wks 2days 3hrs 42mins 39secs ago Last Note: *** Hitler is now known as Doop (PS-Universe)
<Setari> ZIIIIIIINNNNG!
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> a sword cannot possibly be made of plasma, it's against the laws of physics therefore..
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> IT'S UNREASONABLE
<xx7xx> lol
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> AND MEAN
<HezWoad> HAHAHA
<PSR-WoadBiscuit> SHUT UP

[Hezzy]

I seriously love you guys.

[Ivan]

I don't, I'm going to kill you all till you die from it then hope you go to hell and burn for eternity on a slightly pointy spoon. :twisted:

[TotalBiscuit]

I think the fact that Dhark has Doop on ignore kinda ruined the quote :P
I'll see if I can track down my logs.

TB.

[Doop]

I think the fact that Dhark has Doop on ignore kinda ruined the quote :P
I'll see if I can track down my logs.

TB.

You ignored me? ;_;

[Dharkbayne]

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<Kalta> KORN!
<Dharkbayne> <Cyrus-> please don't relate 'doop' to 'italian'
<Dharkbayne> <Cyrus-> i start to feel dirty
<Dharkbayne> kekekeke
<Kalta> what speed is your internet?
<Dharkbayne> GaNgStEr69, wow, that's a l33t name.
<GaNgStEr69> hey e eryone
<Dharkbayne> Oh god.
* Dharkbayne cries
<Dharkbayne> Turn off bold
<Dharkbayne> Turn off underline.
<Smaug> I'm going back to bed
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<GaNgStEr69> idid gesus dood
<Dharkbayne> Turn off bold.
<GaNgStEr69> how do i turn off bold?
<Dharkbayne> click the "B"
* Dharkbayne cries
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<GaNgStEr69> got ya
<GaNgStEr69> its and A
<GaNgStEr69> now a B
<GaNgStEr69> not a
<Dharkbayne> How the hell did you mispell Jesus?
<GaNgStEr69> B
<GaNgStEr69> cuz i dont give a sh*T
<GaNgStEr69> why do u even care
<[321]> lol GaNgStEr69
<Dharkbayne> Because you're being stupid.
<GaNgStEr69> i meAN YA
<GaNgStEr69> so i dont care u people dont know me so what eva
<Dharkbayne> mmhmm
* [321] is now known as HoMiEG`DawG
<Dharkbayne> Don't get all hostile
* Dharkbayne is now known as l33tg4nst3rd00d696969361206597
<GaNgStEr69> omg
<l33tg4nst3rd00d696969361206597> OMG I R l33t D00Dzzzzzz
<[321]> dhark he isn't 1337
<[321]> He's spent too much time in Teen Chat zne
<GaNgStEr69> whatws with ur name?
<[321]> Zone*
<l33tg4nst3rd00d696969361206597> what's with your name?
<l33tg4nst3rd00d696969361206597> Are you a "gangster"?
* l33tg4nst3rd00d696969361206597 is now known as Dharkbayne
<GaNgStEr69> lala
<Dharkbayne> I mean, seriously, that's THE MOST GENERIC NAME I have EVER seen
<[321]> Are you an e-gangster?
<Dharkbayne> I'm suprised you aren't on AOL
<GaNgStEr69> nope
<[321]> Are you black
<GaNgStEr69> are u?
<GaNgStEr69> maybe
<[321]> Yeah
<GaNgStEr69> maybe not
<Dharkbayne> Are you a real pimp dood mothafucka fer'real. Dawg?
<[321]> What is up my ******
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<GaNgStEr69> nothing
<Kalta> wank
<Dharkbayne> Are you in a gang, GaNgStEr69?
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<Dharkbayne> OMG ASL?!?!?1//11/1/
* Guest is now known as Ewat
<[321]> I'm in da crips yo!
<GaNgStEr69> duber
<Dharkbayne> I'm a BLOOD, DAWG.
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<Dharkbayne> FERSHIZZOREOS
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<GaNgStEr69> im in da KKGsetpushers
<[321]> Dharkbayne is from KKK
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<GaNgStEr69> hey so how is the new patch in PS i havent played PS for 2 weeks?
<Dharkbayne> KKGsetpushers?
<[321]> What's a PS yo
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<GaNgStEr69> planetside
<[321]> Oh some fancy computer language
<[321]> I just download some RAM yo
<Dharkbayne> http://img1.uploadimages.net/644122blood.jpg
<[321]> Dharkbayne is from the KKK and is trying to kill me
<Dharkbayne> FERJIGGLES
<GaNgStEr69> YAA i need ram to
<[321]> Download it
<Dharkbayne> I'll PM you the link
<Dharkbayne> there's cyberram now
<Dharkbayne> It's fucking tight
<GaNgStEr69> u can donwload ram?
-> -GaNgStEr69- **Goatse - LINK REMOVED**
<Dharkbayne> Yeah
-[321]- give him a link to spork.h
<GaNgStEr69> going there now
-> -[321]- goatse'd
<Dharkbayne> k
-[321]- lol
<Dharkbayne> It's under the "download" section
-[321]- I've never seen that site but I don't want to
<GaNgStEr69> holy crap i just got 1 gig of ram more
<PSU-Lartnev> oh dear
<GaNgStEr69> dood ive neve know u could donwload ram
-[321]- wow he is a noob het hinks that he did download ram
<Dharkbayne> Okay, I know you're someone in this room, GaNgStEr69
<Dharkbayne> Because this is a joke
<Dharkbayne> because I KNOW nobody could possibly be THAT fucking thick
<[321]> GaNgStEr69 is [email protected] * PSU Rocks
* Lego^shop is now known as Legolas
<Dharkbayne> Yeah
<[321]> Not Doop
<GaNgStEr69> 3221 what the hell are u talking about?
<Dharkbayne> we just gotta find who that is
<GaNgStEr69> 321*
<[321]> ok
<[321]> How did you download RAM
<GaNgStEr69> i went to **Goatse- LINK REMOVED**
<Hezzy|PS> goatse = ban, cya later you prick
<GaNgStEr69> hezzy g away ur dumb
<GaNgStEr69> then click the giver
<[321]> Doop- You clicked that
* PSU-Lartnev sets mode: +b *[email protected]
* GaNgStEr69 was kicked by PSU-Lartnev (wtf porn!? BAN! �28�)
<[321]> Dang
* VanFernalia has joined #ps-universe
* VanFernalia has left #ps-universe
<[321]> Dharkbayne got him in trouble
<PSU-Lartnev> idiot :|
<[321]> No nop
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<[321]> Ok dhark linked himt to goastse
<Dharkbayne> fucking owned
<Dharkbayne> I /notice'd him the link

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Stupidity is limitless, :lol:

[Doop]

Wow, you tricked a noob...

[321]

:rofl:

[Sputty]

holy fuck
hahahah
:rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

haha

Goatseowned

[Hezzy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan]

[20:48] <Doop> Ivan: i'll freestyle you
[20:48] <Doop> if I lose you can ban me
[20:48] <CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> dude
[20:48] <PSU-Lartnev> on a bus! e?
[20:48] <Ivan> lol
[20:49] <AztecWarrior> a bus! e
[20:49] <CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> Doop cannot freestyle, im betting cash money on this
[20:49] <Hezzy> hahha
[20:49] * AztecWarrior was kicked by Ivan (A Bus! e -= 118 =-)
[20:49] * AztecWarrior ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
[20:49] * Ivan jumps out of the way of a speeding bus.
[20:49] <CDL-Slamscape> !tk
[20:49] <PSU-Lartnev> hehe
[20:49] <CDL-Slamscape> !random
[20:49] <Doop> ivan
[20:49] <Doop> let's do it
[20:49] <Ivan> do what now?
[20:49] <Doop> freestyle
[20:49] <Doop> you start
[20:49] <Ivan> ?
[20:49] * CDL-ObnoxiousFrog bets 20 bucks that Doop is not black and has not slept with a hippy, also that he cant freestyle
[20:49] <Ivan> Ok doop. I'll freestyle with you.
[20:49] * Doop plays an ominous beat
[20:49] <Hezzy> ooo
[20:49] <CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> oooooooo fuck man
[20:49] * Hezzy takes doop off iignore
[20:49] * Doop was kicked by Ivan (Look at me Free styleing -= 119 =-)
[20:49] <Hezzy> wait wait wait
[20:49] * Doop ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
[20:49] <Doop> you bastard
[20:49] <CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> haha
[20:50] <CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> Ivan for the win

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Dude, post his actual freestyle, it's the worst thing short of Walter Mathau rising from the grave and trying to breakdance.

[Doop]

Alright Ivan,
I'll freestyle you
I'll freestyle you so hard that you'll go "oooh"
You can't tap to this
You can't tap to that
You can't tap to the lady with the alligator hat

BAM

[firecrackerNC]

U suck.

[SDM]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/5444/botlove.jpg
:love: Ivan

[Ivan]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/5444/botlove.jpg
:love: Ivan
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

:love:

[Hamma]

Classic.

[ViperGTS]

Hahahahahaha.

[Dharkbayne]

* pushicon slaps PSU-Hamma around a bit with a large trout
<PSU-Hamma> wtf pushicon you want a piece of this?
* PSU-Hamma slaps a trout around a bit with a large pushicon
* PSU-Strygun sets mode: +b *!*@ircops.planetside-universe.com
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: -b *!*@ircops.planetside-universe.com
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: +b [email protected]
* PSU-Strygun was kicked by PSU-Hamma (bitchowned)
* xmodum slaps Dharkbayne with a large penis
<xmodum> rofl
<Dharkbayne> AHHAHAH
<Phobos> hahaha
<Dharkbayne> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Hezzy> OMG
<Hezzy> HAHAHHAHA
<xmodum> ROFL
<Hezzy> omg

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That is possibly the most ownage I have ever seen.

Random Pushicon supporter, I PRAISE YOU!

[xmodum]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hezzy]

Holy McOwnage, Batman.

EDIT: PSU-Strygun ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #PS-Universe by PSU-Hamma 9 minutes ago with the reason (bitchowned).

[ViperGTS]

Omfg...hahahahahahahahaah.

[Ivan]

<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> i cant believe that Ivan commanded me to PM him porn links
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> i feel so...needed
<Ivan> and used
<Viper> hahahahahaha
<AztecWarrior> Owned.

:brow: :)

[UncleDynamite]

<Fragmatic> I AM THE QUEEN OF MASTURBATION

[UncleDynamite]

<Dharkbayne> WTF
<Dharkbayne> I just deleted my recycle bin

[Dharkbayne]

<Dharkbayne> WTF
<Dharkbayne> I just deleted my recycle bin

I seriously did, :(

[UncleDynamite]

:(

[SDM]

I seriously did, :(
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/1507/unpossible.gif

you can not be serios

[UncleDynamite]

Nu uh, it's nonpossible.

[Ivan]

I seriously did, :(
Poor Dhark :(*

[Hezzy]

:(@

[Peacemaker]

:(*

[Ivan]

<Dharkbayne> Furries lead to bestiality lead to necrophilia lead to Ivan
<Eine> lol
<CDL-Incompetent> heh
<Ivan> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling
<CDL-Derfud> rofl
<Eine> lmao
<CDL-Derfud> I have a necrophelia story for you all
<Kaikou> well the one in my sig is simply cat ears and tail :p
<Ivan> LOL
<Ivan> That is a great line.
<Ivan> <CDL-Derfud> I have a necrophelia story for you all
<Eine> ivan
<CDL-Derfud> A few nights ago I attended a BBQ in celebration of a friend coming over from germany
<Eine> <Ivan> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling thats going in my sig
<Dharkbayne> .........
<Kaikou> and he had a DEAD CORPSE in his trunk
<Kaikou> and FUCKED it
<Dharkbayne> AHhaha
<Kaikou> now I'm all hot
<CDL-Derfud> and apparently, he knows this girl who had a one night stand with this random guy (back in germany)
* Ivan 's ass is warm and moist
<CDL-Derfud> next thing she knew, she was having these terrible cramps, so she went to get it checked out
<Dharkbayne> and his PENIS
<Dharkbayne> fell OFF
<CDL-Derfud> turns out she had worms, and the only way you can get worms is by fuxing a dead person
<Dharkbayne> in her VAGINA
<CDL-Derfud> or an animal
<Kaikou> dude
<Kaikou> how can you not realize there's a cock in there?
<CDL-Derfud> so she tracked the guy down, and they found out he worked at a morgue
<Kaikou> she musta been a damn loose one
<Dharkbayne> it could be really tiny, Kaikou

[SDM]

:sick:

[Ivan]

<Reign> Early...call her over to your house...whip it out, smack her in the face and tell if she wants it again she must bow down.
<Ivan> LOL
<Infernus> Reign has suck good ideas
* Ivan loves Reign
<Infernus> er such
<CDL-GraniteRok> but remove the teeth first ;)
<Ivan> Suck Good!
<Ivan> LOL
<Infernus> shut up
<Infernus> lol
<Ivan> Infernus you have suck good ideas about fashion
<Infernus> i read suck good and I was like 'fuck this is gonna be turned around'
<Infernus> ivan
<Ivan> Infernus is suck a good friend to me.

[Infernus]

What can I say... I'm just a "sucky" friend... :brow:

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl:

Frag's quit message deserves an honorable mention:

[8/26|11:11] Quits [Fragmatic] [email protected])-Quit: (Erection Reset By Queer))

[ObnoxiousFrog]

BUMP for incest:

[Doop|Metroid]: but i don't have to...my sister's name is liz
[22:34:48] [Cyberkiller]: -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
[22:34:51] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: liz?
[22:35:12] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: i think that something more uber like CRAKULUS would have been better
[22:35:20] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: CRAKULUS, sister of....DOOP
[22:35:27] [Doop|Metroid]: o_O
[22:35:33] [jheslop1]: :(*
[22:35:34] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: tell CRAKULUS i said hi
[22:35:39] [Hezzy]: :D*
[22:35:39] [jheslop1]: :(@
[22:35:42] [jheslop1]: :)*
[22:35:43] [Cyberkiller]: OVfrog
[22:35:45] [Doop|Metroid]: she's in bed, i will in a...FUCK
[22:35:47] [Cyberkiller]: OB*
[22:35:52] [Cyberkiller]: wtf doop
[22:35:56] [Cyberkiller]: your gonan fuck ur sister?
[22:35:57] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: uh
[22:35:59] [Cyberkiller]: thast grosss
[22:36:00] : Doop|Metroid runs
[22:36:01] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: you will in a fuck?
[22:36:03] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: OH MAI

[Cyberkiller]: uh doop
[22:36:39] [Hezzy]: where
[22:36:40] [Cyberkiller]: wtf do you mean?
[22:36:45] [Doop|Metroid]: :|
[22:36:48] [jheslop1]: :|*
[22:36:52] [Doop|Metroid]: i wish ghandi was here
[22:36:59] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: he means that incest is best, its all in the family
[22:37:06] [Cyberkiller]: oh
[22:37:12] [jheslop1]: inbred bastards
[22:37:13] [Cyberkiller]: so he is having sex with his sister??
[22:37:14] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: if ghandi was here he would hit you with his stick for being a sister-fucker

Doop, Doop, Doop...

[Doop]

Shit =x

[Dharkbayne]

<Dharkbayne> OMG I FOUND MY DIGITAL CAM
<Dharkbayne> pics in a sec111!!1
<r3d> yeyz!
<Infernus> YAY!
<r3d> TAKE PIOCS OF UR WENER!
<Viper> !!!1
<Infernus> [07:08] <r3d> TAKE PIOCS OF UR WENER! <-- QDT
<Infernus> er
<PSU-martyr> DHARKBAYNE PICTURES HUZZAH
<PSU-Triggar> Dharkbayne if you're lying, I WILL BEAT YOU
<Infernus> QFT
<PSU-Triggar> BEAT YOU
<Viper> hes goin g to give us something else..thats the way dhark is...
<PSU-Triggar> WITH A STILETTO HEEL
<r3d> ouch
<Infernus> ew
<PSU-Triggar> This is like telling us that you're giving us all a puppy... WE WANT OUR PUPPY GODDAMIT
<Infernus> they sting
<Dharkbayne> 1 sec
<Ivan> Dharkbayne!!! PM!!!
<Setari> yea
<Viper> lies
<Infernus> why is bio banned from PSUMB
<Viper> which bio?
<Infernus> biohazzard
<Ivan> cause he's bio?
<Ivan> LOL
<r3d> he dissed titicaca
<Ivan> :)
<r3d> ivan layed down the +b law on him
<Dharkbayne> www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/me.jpg
<Dharkbayne> !
<Dharkbayne> !
<Dharkbayne> !
<Smaug> bitch
<PSU-Triggar> YOU FUCJKIN GASSHSOLE
<Dharkbayne> HAHAHA
<Ivan> ROFL!!!!!!
<PSU-Triggar> ASSHOLKE DKEAKSJAGlAKJglskghlkahglaf
<Setari> lol
<PSR-TotalBiscuit> Dharkbayne is obviously female
<Setari> trig is gonna whoop up her some dhark
* You were kicked by PSU-Triggar (>:O)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Do not take internally :: � AGN Now Hiring! http://www.planetside-universe.com/?newsid=966 �'
* Set by Hamma|Work on Fri Aug 27 06:48:19
<Dharkbayne> :(
<Smaug> kickban
<Dharkbayne> noooo
<Smaug> KICKBAN@
<Ivan> LOL
<Ivan> That was awesome!
<Viper> I KNEW IT
<Ivan> Dharkbayne I love you.
<Dharkbayne> :d
<Smaug> Dharkbayne I hate you
<Dharkbayne> <Ivan> If you really are getting a pic of you first give out a fake to mess with Triggar!!!!!
<Viper> [19:08] <Viper> hes goin g to give us something else..thats the way dhark is... :)
<Dharkbayne> it was Ivan's idea
<Infernus> wtf
<Ivan> >:)
<Infernus> dhark you suck
<Infernus> :(
<PSU-Triggar> Hahaha, YOU ARE SO MEAN!!
<Ivan> That was my PM to Dharkbayne
<PSU-Triggar> ANd I bet you smell like Neosporin
<PSU-Triggar> JERK
<PSU-Triggar> Hahaha
<Dharkbayne> :D
<PSU-Triggar> IVAN SMELLS LIKE BENGAY, PASS IT ON
<Smaug> inside jokes suck
<r3d> i hear ivan smells like ebngay
<r3d> :O
<Infernus> bengay lol
<Ivan> I rub Bengay on myself in the Titicaca
<Setari> heh.
<r3d> hahaha
<Ivan> I love Bengay and titicaca
<Dharkbayne> I really did find a cam
<MattxMosh> titicaca should = ban
<Dharkbayne> I just made that to mess with you
<Smaug> lake titicacca?
<Dharkbayne> :D
<Infernus> ROFL!
<Setari> ivan loves grease
<Infernus> =/
<Smaug> oh, you just 'found' a camera lying around
<Dharkbayne> since Ivan wanted me to so bad
<Smaug> you had one all along
<Smaug> cocksmoker
<Dharkbayne> seriously, it was in this bigass box
<Dharkbayne> anyways
* Ivan jumps in to the titicaca wearing manties and Bengay
<Smaug> well quick with the pictures
<Dharkbayne> www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/meforreal.jpg
<Setari> bbiab
<Dharkbayne> !
<Dharkbayne> !
<Smaug> ;JASDLFKJASLF
<PSU-Triggar> YOU DICK!!
<Ivan> LOL
<PSU-Triggar> Hahahahaha
<Setari> hahahaha
<Infernus> HAHAHAHHAA
* Ivan sets mode: +v Dharkbayne
<r3d> hahahahaahah
<Smaug> somehow I knew that was coming
<Smaug> in my subconscience
<Ivan> Just cause I love you Dharkbayne
<Dharkbayne> ?
<Ivan> * Ivan sets mode: +v Dharkbayne
<PSU-Triggar> NOW POST A REAL PICTURE OR DIE
<PSU-Triggar> YOU TOO IVAN
<Dharkbayne> OMG
<Dharkbayne> I HAVE +V
<PSU-Triggar> Or death shall commenceth.
<Smaug> he doesn't have a camersa
<Ivan> neg
<Dharkbayne> HFS

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

This isn't IRC, but it was ownage nonetheless

me = MSNChrisH (Some random name)

Dumbshit = some random dumbshit with a stupid name.


MSNChrisH says:

Hello, ma'am or sir

MSNChrisH says:

I am here to inform you

MSNChrisH says:

That according to the MSN TOS

(�`v��)��x� ��d�(�`v��) ~*~whats ur fantacy ~*~ says:

ok

MSNChrisH says:

You are violating the "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A STUPID NAME" clause.

MSNChrisH says:

Please shorten your name immediately, and make it less retarded

MSNChrisH says:

or I will be forced to suspend your .net passport.

MSNChrisH says:

Are you there, Sir or Ma'am?

(�`v��)��x� ��d�(�`v��) ~*~whats ur fantacy ~*~ says:

ya but who the hell are u

MSNChrisH says:

I am a Microsoft representative.

MSNChrisH says:

I have recieved various complaints from certain parties

MSNChrisH says:

About your stupid fucking name.

MSNChrisH says:

So I was told to inform you your name is fucking retarded, too long, and makes
everyone's eyes bleed, you stupid whore, according to the Terms of Service that you
signed when signing up for your .net passport

MSNChrisH says:

Please shorten it or I will be forced to suspend your .net passport

(�`v��)��x� ��d�(�`v��) ~*~whats ur fantacy ~*~ says:

ok i will change it but can u plz go away

MSNChrisH says:

I will once it is changed, Ma'am

MSNChrisH says:

THat is still too annoying, Ma'am

~*~ K.a.I.t.L.y.N.n.E ~*~ says:

ok there

MSNChrisH says:

Perhaps just "Kaitlynne"

~*~ K.a.I.t.L.y.N.n.E ~*~ says:

that is my name

MSNChrisH says:

No periods, emotes, or tildas

MSNChrisH says:

Ma'am? May I remind you that if you do not change it within 5 minutes, I will suspend
your .net passport

Kaitlynne says:

are u happy now

MSNChrisH says:

Thank you

MSNChrisH says:

Good day

Kaitlynne says:

bye!!!

MSNChrisH says:

if it returns to its former self, I will be forced to suspend it

MSNChrisH says:

Thank you.

[Lartnev]

/me waits for Dharkbayne to be banned for pretending to be an MSN representative

[Dharkbayne]

/me waits for Dharkbayne to be banned for pretending to be an MSN representative

Shhhhh.... :p

[MrPaul]

You did the world a favour!
:love:

[Hezzy]

She changed it back. MSN shenanigans are ensuing.

[Hydralisk]

<Hydralisk> !8ball buttsechs?
<Phobos> Hydralisk, You wish.
<Hydralisk> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Triggar]

Hahaha, Dharkie :love:

[Hezzy]

[05/09|18:15:59] <Hezzy> premature ejaculation?
[05/09|18:16:09] <Hezzy> roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofoflrorlforoflro flfofolralsasdlmasfadgbjsdksadagd
[05/09|18:16:27] <Inf|WoW> wtf
[05/09|18:16:30] <[321]> Isn't that when you have a premature baby
[05/09|18:16:33] <[321]> 0_o
[05/09|18:16:36] <Inf|WoW> ...
[05/09|18:16:38] <Hezzy> hahahhaa
[05/09|18:16:44] <Hezzy> 321 needs to masturbate more
[05/09|18:16:44] <Inf|WoW> no its when you...
[05/09|18:16:47] <Inf|WoW> bah nevermind
[05/09|18:16:48] <sloop> have a wank beforehand
[05/09|18:16:51] * Inf|WoW is now known as Infernus
[05/09|18:16:59] <[321]> WHAT IS IT
[05/09|18:17:02] <Infernus> 321 doesnt masturbate
[05/09|18:17:09] <Hezzy> its when you ejaculate before you mean to
[05/09|18:17:09] <[321]> So
[05/09|18:17:11] <Infernus> its 'evil' or somesuch
[05/09|18:17:12] <Hezzy> as in spunk
[05/09|18:17:18] <Infernus> as in cum
[05/09|18:17:20] <Hezzy> as in release sperm and semen
[05/09|18:17:21] <Infernus> as in jizz
[05/09|18:17:23] <[321]> Oh so sperm just comes out at random times
[05/09|18:17:26] <Hezzy> no.
[05/09|18:17:28] <Infernus> as in hit the big o
[05/09|18:17:30] <[321]> That's like a period ew
[05/09|18:17:30] <[321]> lol
[05/09|18:17:32] <Dharkbayne> hhahahah
[05/09|18:17:33] <Dharkbayne> just randomly
[05/09|18:17:36] <Hezzy> haha
[05/09|18:17:38] * PSU-Strygun sets mode: +mN
[05/09|18:17:44] <PSU-Strygun> this has to be the worst conversation ever

[Infernus]

Oh to be young again...

[Ivan]

<[321]> !insult Ivan
<Phobos> Ivan: You insufferable collection of rotten carrion!
<Ivan> !8ball will 321 ever get laid?
<Phobos> Ivan, No way.
<Ivan> ROFL
<MattxMosh> haha
<Fragmatic> !8ball will I ever get laid?
<Phobos> Fragmatic, That question is better remained unanswered.
<Fragmatic> :(

[Electrofreak]

[05/09|18:15:59] <Hezzy> premature ejaculation?
[05/09|18:16:09] <Hezzy> roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofoflrorlforoflro flfofolralsasdlmasfadgbjsdksadagd
[05/09|18:16:27] <Inf|WoW> wtf
[05/09|18:16:30] <[321]> Isn't that when you have a premature baby
[05/09|18:16:33] <[321]> 0_o
[05/09|18:16:36] <Inf|WoW> ...
[05/09|18:16:38] <Hezzy> hahahhaa
[05/09|18:16:44] <Hezzy> 321 needs to masturbate more
[05/09|18:16:44] <Inf|WoW> no its when you...
[05/09|18:16:47] <Inf|WoW> bah nevermind
[05/09|18:16:48] <sloop> have a wank beforehand
[05/09|18:16:51] * Inf|WoW is now known as Infernus
[05/09|18:16:59] <[321]> WHAT IS IT
[05/09|18:17:02] <Infernus> 321 doesnt masturbate
[05/09|18:17:09] <Hezzy> its when you ejaculate before you mean to
[05/09|18:17:09] <[321]> So
[05/09|18:17:11] <Infernus> its 'evil' or somesuch
[05/09|18:17:12] <Hezzy> as in spunk
[05/09|18:17:18] <Infernus> as in cum
[05/09|18:17:20] <Hezzy> as in release sperm and semen
[05/09|18:17:21] <Infernus> as in jizz
[05/09|18:17:23] <[321]> Oh so sperm just comes out at random times
[05/09|18:17:26] <Hezzy> no.
[05/09|18:17:28] <Infernus> as in hit the big o
[05/09|18:17:30] <[321]> That's like a period ew
[05/09|18:17:30] <[321]> lol
[05/09|18:17:32] <Dharkbayne> hhahahah
[05/09|18:17:33] <Dharkbayne> just randomly
[05/09|18:17:36] <Hezzy> haha
[05/09|18:17:38] * PSU-Strygun sets mode: +mN
[05/09|18:17:44] <PSU-Strygun> this has to be the worst conversation ever
:lol:

omg thats great

[SDM]

<[321]> !insult Ivan
<Phobos> Ivan: You insufferable collection of rotten carrion!
<Ivan> !8ball will 321 ever get laid?
<Phobos> Ivan, No way.
<Ivan> ROFL
<MattxMosh> haha
<Fragmatic> !8ball will I ever get laid?
<Phobos> Fragmatic, That question is better remained unanswered.
<Fragmatic> :(
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/8499/ownedbaby.jpg

[Ivan]

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/8499/ownedbaby.jpg
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Doop]

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/8499/ownedbaby.jpg

LMAO, holy shit I'm laughing so hard :rofl: :rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

<--- Doesn't get it.

[Corrosion]

The baby's black.

[SDM]

<--- Doesn't get it. :huh:

[Hezzy]

<--- Doesn't get it.

I didn't notice that either.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: D'oh, I didn't even notice that, I was staring at his neck, damn misleading arrow. :(

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan]

:rofl: D'oh, I didn't even notice that, I was staring at his neck, damn misleading arrow. :(
Don't worry, took me 3 secs to get it too.

[Hezzy]

(17:22:47) (Talim|aka|Mesafalcon) Some really sick people in this channel, I do hope you don't play PS or at least not on Werner
(17:22:54) (Exano) I play PS
(17:22:56) (Exano) and I play on werner
(17:22:58) (Exano) and emerald :\
(17:23:10) (Squeeky|WoW) Talim
(17:23:14) (Squeeky|WoW) Welcome to #ps-universe
(17:23:16) (Squeeky|WoW) Enjoy your stay
(17:23:18) (Squeeky|WoW) This is not sick
(17:23:22) (Exano) no its normal for us
(17:23:29) (Squeeky|WoW) This is below normal on the sick scale
(17:23:32) (Talim|aka|Mesafalcon) <insert insult here> you
(17:23:39) (Inf|Schoolwork) ...
(17:23:43) (Exano) !Insult Talim
(17:23:44) (@Phobos) Talim: You appalling load of clammy goat carcusses!
(17:23:48) (Exano) :)
(17:23:49) (Inf|Schoolwork) lets show him just how normal we can get
(17:23:49) (Squeeky|WoW) Talim, i want to rip your head from your neck and fuck your throat
(17:23:49) (@Phobos) :-))
(17:23:50) (Squeeky|WoW) <3
(17:24:19) (Exano) newp jen
(17:25:06) (Talim|aka|Mesafalcon) <insert insult here> you, I am going to a better channel
(17:25:08) �� part: (Talim|aka|Mesafalcon) ([email protected])
(17:25:46) (Inf|Schoolwork) *coughPRSRcough*
(17:25:52) (Exano) yeah
(17:25:54) (Exano) /who rocks
(17:26:02) (Exano) now hes not in any
(17:26:03) (Exano) ~-~
(17:26:15) (Exano) afk showah
(17:28:30) �� join: (Crovax20) ([email protected])
(17:28:43) (Crovax20) .
(17:28:48) (Crovax20) ..
(17:28:48) (Inf|Schoolwork) afk
(17:28:50) (Crovax20) ...
(17:28:54) (Crovax20) ....
(17:28:54) (Inf|Schoolwork) ....
(17:28:58) (Crovax20) .....
(17:29:05) (Crovax20) ......
(17:29:22) (Crovax20) tralala
(17:30:37) (Crovax20) N00bHammer Lashern00b Minichaingun....
(17:30:45) (Hezzy) shut the fuck up dude
(17:30:55) (Crovax20) make me
(17:31:03) �� ignoring (Crovax20)!

Damn OF kiddies.

[ViperGTS]

[17:25] <mag> !8ball Is ****** technically an insult?
[17:25] <Phobos> mag, That's a question you should ask yourself.

[Mag]

Ouch.

[Dharkbayne]

[21:39:26] [Dharkbayne]: Taiwan is gone.
[21:39:27] [r3d]: lmao
[21:39:28] [Dharkbayne]: They just got nuked.
[21:39:29] [Dharkbayne]: holy shit
[21:39:33] [Fragmatic]: wtf djarl
[21:39:33] [Dharkbayne]: CHina just fucking nuked taiwan
[21:39:37] [Fragmatic]: link?
[21:39:39] [Dharkbayne]: www.cnn.com
[21:39:52] [[321]]: wwo
[21:39:52] [@PSU-martyr|tu]: wtf
[21:39:53] [Dharkbayne]: HAHAHAHA
[21:39:54] [Fragmatic]: r u serios?
[21:39:59] [Dharkbayne]: You fuckers believed me? ROFL
[21:40:03] [Fragmatic]: grrr
[21:40:04] [[321]]: I can't believe there is a discussion baout which cigs taste the best
[21:40:05] [Dharkbayne]: Shenned to the extreme
[21:40:10] [Dharkbayne]: ahha, you thought china actually nuked taiwan
[21:40:26] [r3d]: DHARK
[21:40:27] [r3d]: YOU ***
[21:40:31] [r3d]: omg I was so worried
[21:40:32] [r3d]: I hate you so bad
[21:40:33] [Dharkbayne]: hahahah
[21:40:33] [r3d]: ><
[21:40:43] [r3d]: omg dude

:lol:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[18:20:20] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: haahhaha
[18:20:27] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: the job aint very interesting, but the cock is friendly and he has lots of "fun"
[18:20:34] [G0d]: Do it Sputty
[18:20:36] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: me talking about my german homework
[18:20:39] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: i meant to write cook
[18:20:43] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: :/
[18:20:43] [G0d]: The safest sex is in your hand.
[18:20:43] [r3d]: lol
[18:20:43] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: holy shit hezzy
[18:20:45] [Hezzy|Shenjinx]: worst typo ever
[18:20:53] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: BEST TYPO EVER

[Ivan]

* mag is now known as Al_Gore
<Al_Gore> I'm going to turn off your intarweb.
* Ivan is now known as FLvoters
* Al_Gore was kicked by FLvoters (A Bus! e -= 189 =-)
* FLvoters is now known as Ivan
* Al_Gore ([email protected]) has joined #ps-universe
<Al_Gore> I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
<Ivan> No!
<Al_Gore> The chads, the chads were hanging.
<Ivan> off your anus
<Al_Gore> Don't make me get Howard Dean to yell at you.

[Ivan]

<Viper> IVAN!
<Ivan> What in the depths of your ignorance could you possibly want now Viper?
<Viper> midnight.....
<Viper> 2 psitols 20 paces
<Ivan> Naked?
<Viper> sure
<Viper> if you want
<Ivan> Shweet
<Viper> might get you penor blown off
<Viper> er
<Xmodum> Viper
<Viper> yes baby?
<Xmodum> I want to blow off your peen0r

:eek: :huh: :lol:

[JetRaiden]

:lol: you guys should submit some of this stuff to bash.org

[Ivan]

They have monkeys over there in charge of accepting quotes. I never get any accepted. :rolleyes:

[Hezzy]

They have no-one over there in charge of accepting quotes. I never get any accepted. :rolleyes:

fixt

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[22:36:39] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: ive come up with a really awesome plan to get bitches
[22:36:58] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: first off i get good at photography and carry around a camera, preferably with band stickers all over it
[22:37:02] [+Mudman]: drive to the local dog pound
[22:37:07] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: around the same time i get into a band
[22:37:19] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: and im already really sensitive and shit
[22:37:25] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: so i have 3 angles to go at
[22:37:48] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: like "hey, can i take your picture?" "btw im in a band" "btw im really deep and artistic
[22:37:58] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: and then shell be like "k heres my vagina"
[22:38:06] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: and ill be like "POWER UP!"
[22:38:12] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: and then ill learn Razor Leaf
[22:38:54] [+Mudman]: your technique is flawless
[22:39:03] [@CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: i know, right

btw blog updated in a shameless plug: http://brianalber.blogspot.com/

[Dharkbayne]

[18:31:19] [Infernus]: THE INTERNETS
[18:31:27] [Infernus]: THERE ARE RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
[18:31:27] ::: Kick: (Infernus) was kicked by (PSU-Bot) (Turn off CapsLock �4001�)
[18:31:28] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: the incredible edible INTERNETS
[18:31:28] ::: Join: (Infernus) ([email protected]) (4 comchans: @#******** +#PSUMB +#CDL #AGN)
[18:31:39] [Infernus]: sad thing is he was very much so serious
[18:31:47] : %Ivan starts rumors on the internets that Infernus is gay.
[18:31:54] [Infernus]: ***
[18:31:59] : CDL-ObnoxiousFrog starts a rumor on internet 7
[18:32:04] [%Ivan]: not on ALL the internets
[18:32:15] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: we're internet 21-b
[18:32:24] : %Ivan informs the gay internet that Infernus is gay.

[Strygun]

why the crap was this thread bumped?

[Ivan]

No love of the IRC Shenanigans. :tear:

[Ivan]

<PSU-Strygun> oh my.
<PSU-Strygun> mods..should I unlock the IRC thread?
<THrONeBeaST> is it bad ?
<PSU-Strygun> nah
<PSU-Strygun> just old
<PSU-Strygun> recently bumped
<THrONeBeaST> hmmmm...who bumped it ?
<PSU-Strygun> first bump was 10-8-04 by ivan
<THrONeBeaST> beat the crap out of the mod bumping it
<Ivan> hehe
<Ivan> Would you rather I of started a whole new one?
<Ivan> :)
<Ivan> If I remember correctly it was only 3 pages back if that. :)
<PSU-Strygun> 3 pages?
<PSU-Strygun> meh
<PSU-Strygun> do with it what you will
<Ivan> naw leave it locked.
<Ivan> Now only Mods can bump it. heheh
<PSU-Strygun> ha
<Ivan> I like to think of it as a IRC stupidity Hall of fame.

With Stry's blessing I'm unlocking this. I'm requesting that any funny IRC quotes and what not IRC related be posted here so we don't have fifty billion threads everytime someone does something stupid on IRC.

This is the IRC Stupidity Hall of Fame.

[Dharkbayne]

Yay!


:love: Stry & Ivan

[Ivan]

<Ivan> !seen MagsPenis
-xx7xx- MagsPenis has not been seen by me.
<Phobos> Ivan, I don't remember seeing magspenis.
<mag> !seen IvansPieceofAss
<Phobos> mag, I don't remember seeing ivanspieceofass.
<mag> Ha, you don't get any ass.
<mag> Nazi.
<Ivan> heh
<Ivan> !seen MagsBrain
<mag> I couldn't come up with anything good.
-xx7xx- MagsBrain has not been seen by me.
<Phobos> Ivan, I don't remember seeing magsbrain.
<mag> !seen IvansNuts
<Phobos> mag, I don't remember seeing ivansnuts.
<Ivan> !8ball does Mag have nuts?
<Phobos> Ivan, We won't go there
<Ivan> !8ball does Mag have a vagina?
<Phobos> Ivan, Prospect looks hopeful.
<Dharkbayne> haha
<Ivan> !8ball does Mag have a breasticals?
<Phobos> Ivan, Not bloody likely.
<Dharkbayne> Phobos needs fixed, his !seen's are all broken
<Ivan> !8ball so you're saying mag has a vagina but not boobies?
<Phobos> Ivan, Most likely.
<mag> !8ball Does Ivan suck his monkey's penis?
<Phobos> mag, Not even on a GOOD day.
<mag> Damn, I can't win.

[Hezzy]

:rofl:

EDIT: On an unrelated note:

PSU: If cows could fight back, would you still eat bacon?

Bacon comes from pigs.

[Hezzy]

Fuck the double post

(Fragmatic) man
(Fragmatic) if I worked for the riaa
(Fragmatic) i would pop http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=285 that in their bathrooms
(Hezzy) BWAHHHA
(Durin) Fragmatic beware, people have gotten a rash from the red paint on those rolls :/
(Durin) so the RIAA are litterally a Pain in the Ass
(Durin) :/
(Hezzy) hahhahaha
(Fragmatic) oh god

[Ivan]

<PSU-Triggar> Ivan when's your birthday?
<Ivan> I have none.
<Jakaru2> good
<Ivan> I was created by see monkeys
<Ivan> sea*
<PSU-Lartnev> see monkeys heh
<Ivan> hehe
<PSU-Triggar> Haha, shut up, WHEN IS YER DAMNED BIRTHDAY
<PSU-Lartnev> she'll have to interrogate you in a minute Ivan
<Ivan> You're a Geek figure it out Triggar!
<Jakaru2> sea monkeys...hmm i forgot to feed mine....maybe thats why they dead....
<PSU-Triggar> I'm lazy :(
<PSU-Triggar> I say it's in January
<Ivan> interrogate me with the comfy chair!
<CDL-LunarWarrior> http://dragonwolves.com/forums/member.php?find=lastposter&f=28
<CDL-LunarWarrior> feb 17
<CDL-LunarWarrior> is his bday
<Ivan> whore
<CDL-LunarWarrior> ;]
<Jakaru2> ROFLMAO
<Phobos> HAHAHAHA


I demand that you tell me what you found for me now Triggar! :mad:

[Dharkbayne]

[20:31:42] [@PSU-martyr]: hfs, i just scared the bejeesus outta myself
[20:32:08] [Sputty]: Yeah, your penis is massive and could scare someone
[20:32:11] [Sputty]: Even yourself
[20:32:16] [@PSU-martyr]: well, besides that
[20:33:00] [@PSU-martyr]: i heard this small concussive noise from teh other room
[20:33:05] ::: Join: ([321]) ([email protected])
[20:33:10] [@PSU-martyr]: it was repeating rapidly, getting stronger
[20:33:31] [@PSU-martyr]: i thought it was the cats up to no good
[20:33:47] [@PSU-martyr]: but i got up and found them both sitting in the doorway of the bedroom
[20:34:03] [@PSU-martyr]: i immediately thought someone was trying to break in with a mechanical lockpick gun
[20:34:07] : Dharkbayne stabs PSU-martyr in the face
[20:34:26] [@PSU-martyr]: i drew and loaded my gun before i'd cleared isis
[20:34:29] [Dharkbayne]: hahaha, martyr
[20:34:33] [Dharkbayne]: you're *way* too paranoid
[20:34:58] [@PSU-martyr]: and by that, i mean i had it holstered, and i had it ready in about .3s
[20:35:11] ::: Join: (Deathryuu) ([email protected])
[20:35:11] ::: Quit: (Deathryuu) ([email protected]) (Quit: � ��������� � Info~[v9.5]~ Released~[October 27, 2003]~)
[20:35:15] [@Hamma|Sofa]: rofl
[20:35:19] [@PSU-martyr]: turns out that nobody was at either door or the windows, and i had just forgotten that i put some popcorn in the microwave.
[20:35:19] [Dharkbayne]: didja shoot your door?
[20:35:22] [Dharkbayne]: rofl
[20:35:24] [@Hamma|Sofa]: hahahhaha
[20:35:27] [@PSU-Triggar]: Yeah and I LIVE with this weirdo

:rofl:

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I bet martyr is just yearning for the day he can legally kill someone.

[Triggar]

I demand that you tell me what you found for me now Triggar! :mad:

You'll find out in February... but while I'm on the subject.... pss... hey PSU, I'm taking donations for Ivan's birthday present... PM me if you're interested :brow: