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Hezzy
2004-05-27, 01:06 PM
Now chatting with '*Cambridge'
Hezzy: Hey there *Cambridge! How can I help you?
*Cambridge: o_O?
*Cambridge: I'm SpiDEr
Hezzy: You have put your name as Cambridge, according to this screen
*Cambridge: oh righty
*Cambridge: I am interested in hosting
Hezzy: Do you have any questions?
*Cambridge: I have a highbandwidth site
*Cambridge: it uses around 200mb - 300mb of bandwidth a month!
*Cambridge: ITS massive, the site itself is like 2mb!!!
Hezzy: Wow, that's alot of bandwidth!
*Cambridge: I KNOW! 200MB!!
*Cambridge: how much is 200mb of bandwidth?
Hezzy: Would you like fixed or PAYG pricing plan?
*Cambridge: what's the difference?
Hezzy: Well, fixed is like normal hosting. PAYG is a different matter
Hezzy: Rather than having to pay one flat monthly charge for Hosting it gives you the flexibility to have an Hosting connection and pay for what you use. Your usage is charged on the basis on how much bandwidth you transfer. This volume of data (usage/bandwidth) is measured in gigabytes (GB) and billed to you at the end of each month. If you�re already worried about the prospect of the spiralling costs for usage, don�t be. With differently.net you have the ability to set a limit on how much bandwidth you wish to use, or the amount of money you wish to spend each month. With PAYG Hosting you have the same great benefits as any of our fixed hosting account of high speed, great support, great control panel. The bandwidth charges are paid monthly and not in advance.
*Cambridge: what is normal hosting & PAYG = pay as you got correcto`?
*Cambridge: hmm you keep saying gigabytes :|
Hezzy: normal hosting is paying a fixed price each month
*Cambridge: that's like yahoo sized site!!!
*Cambridge: yahoo use like 2gb of tranfer :o
*Cambridge: i'm a massive site with like 200-300mb a month!!
Hezzy: You can find the explanations on our site.
*Cambridge: okayes, but my site is massive can you handle it?
*Cambridge: my last hsots chaged me �2 per a MB!!!
Hezzy: Yes, we can.
Hezzy: Are you sure it was MB? We charge �1 per GB of bandwidth.
*Cambridge: 1gb???????????????????????? THATS YAHOO SIZE :|, how much GB in total you got O_O_O_O??
Hezzy: You do know that a GB is bigger than a MB?
*Cambridge: but my site IS MASSIVE it's like #5 in the hole world and uses 200-300mb :| yahjoo uses like 1-2gb a month
Hezzy: Differently.net is a serious business. From what you've been saying, you do not come across as a serious customer. Are you trying to wind me up?
*Cambridge: O_o but YAHOO! IS MASSIVE AND SPOO IS MYS TIE, just because you use like 1kb a year in bandwithds
Hezzy: Sir, you are wasting my time. Good day to you.
*Cambridge: I am not
Hezzy: Pushed Image: *Snip - URL was tubgirl*
Hezzy: Pushed Image: *Snip - URL was goatse*
*Cambridge: My site is massive it uses 200-200mb a month yahoo uses like a gig
*Cambridge: yuck
*Cambridge: yi'm guna report you to the FBI
Hezzy: Please. For the sake of my sanity. Go away.
*Cambridge: and your guna be so dead
*Cambridge: but the FBI will be after you
*Cambridge: it's illegal todo that
Hezzy: *sigh*
Hezzy: No, it's not. Go away.
*Cambridge: it is
Chat session was closed by Hezzy.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-27, 01:09 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just made my day, :D

Hezzy
2004-05-27, 01:16 PM
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/930094nob.JPG

Dharkbayne
2004-05-27, 01:18 PM
:rofl: I love how each of your comics characters look so different, ;)

Baneblade
2004-05-27, 01:20 PM
Sure sounds like Oxford to me...

martyr
2004-05-27, 01:25 PM
u mean my sight wif 340mb/mo is like 2nd biggest in teh wrld!?

o but YAHOO! IS MASSIVE AND SPOO IS MYS TIE, just

Fragmatic
2004-05-27, 02:35 PM
:rofl: made my day.

YankeeDoodle
2004-05-27, 03:03 PM
i host a few websites, people are so stupid though... it drives me nuts
i ask them what size it is and they say 4 pages...

EineBeBoP
2004-05-27, 03:09 PM
:lol: Funny idiots >

Sputty
2004-05-27, 03:16 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just made my day, :D
BTW, you have the best job ever.