Post your ideal business title

[Hezzy]

I.E Super Duper junior executive vice president +5 to the power of 7

Mine would be "Sales Department CEO"

[Sputty]

"God"
Oh wait, I already have that title

[EineBeBoP]

Hrm. Well "Sputty's Bitch" is taken by KTG, so I guess....

hell I dunno. Just got home from school, let my brain warm up a bit eh?

[Triggar]

Captain Angela

As in, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Angela speaking..."

[Ivan]

Captain Angela

As in, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Angela speaking..."
"Attention all terrorist, I'm packing heat, so keep your bitch asses in your seats."

[Strygun]

"Attention all terrorist, I'm packing heat, so keep your bitch asses in your seats."
:rofl:

[Triggar]

No Ivan, more like:

"Good evening Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain Angela speaking, welcome aboard Delta flight 789er. Our flight today will be about 3 hours long with a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. Both the copilot and myself are armed with a USP and are both sharpshooters, so if you've got the itch for trouble, save it for the ground, because I'd have to get my hard-earned epautlets dirty. Thank you, and sit back and enjoy the flight!"

[Ivan]

No Ivan, more like:

"Good evening Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain Angela speaking, welcome aboard Delta flight 789er. Our flight today will be about 3 hours long with a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. Both the copilot and myself are armed with a USP and are both sharpshooters, so if you've got the itch for trouble, save it for the ground, because I'd have to get my hard-earned epautlets dirty. Thank you, and sit back and enjoy the flight!"I like mine better, its short simple and best of all it somewhat rhymes.

[Strygun]

"i Want Off This Flight! Arrghhh!"

[martyr]

special agent.

[JetRaiden]

Chairman.

I dont care if its for a hotdog stand. it just looks good on a business card.

[OfaLoaf]

Grand Poobah.

[ControlledBurn]

I get mine after graduation next May. I get to add, Lt. before my name, and USMC after it.

[Derfud]

Lead designer
Prime Minister
Premier
Mayor

[AztecWarrior]

Head engineer, Dr. <name>, Ph.D

[Hamma]

Network Nazi

[OfaLoaf]

Network Nazi
Zeig Heil das Network Nazi!

[Corrosion]

Ruler of all.

[Hamma]

I just remembered I already am a network nazi. :evil:

[Navaron]

President.

[Derfud]

I just remembered I already am a network nazi. :evil:

Achtung!

Arbeit Macht Frei.

[Corrosion]

Achtung!

Arbeit Macht Frei.
Heil Fuhrer Hamma!

[Sputty]

President.
Of Denali's ass? :p

[Navaron]

Owned.

[Dharkbayne]

Jesus.

Not the actual jesus, just for the word to be used as a title. I.e. Co-Jesus, Jesus in training, Central Executive Jesus

[RuskiVodka]

Meu Deus :P

[1024]

the god of

[SDM]

Ob/Gyn

[Triggar]

Ob/Gyn

Not proctologist?

[SDM]

Not proctologist?
Hell no. I preffer a nice healthy, happy anus. I don't want to look at sick, puffy, inflamed anuses... gahh.

[Dharkbayne]

And you enjoy looking at sick puffy inflamed pus filled vaginas?

[SDM]

And you enjoy looking at sick puffy inflamed pus filled vaginas?
Um no, thats what "refferals" are for.

Me: (takes a look and jerks head back) "Whoa jeezusss! I'm going to give you the name of a specialist"

[Indecisive]

"Rich and good looking but not famous cause im lazy person"

[Derfud]

Um no, thats what "refferals" are for.

Me: (takes a look and jerks head back) "Whoa jeezusss! I'm going to give you the name of a specialist"

ob/gyn is a specialist. Have fun.

[Duffman]

Ladies Man

[Spee]

Senior Editor, First Chair, or Surrogate Concubine.

[HunterKiller]

owner of all