Anti-Terrorism Idea

[EineBeBoP]

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
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[Sputty]

Best idea ever
...
/me puts on a dress and then takes it off, running around the neighboorhood yelling "root out terrorism by fucking me! I'd fuck me!"

[EineBeBoP]

LAMO.

<3 mah Sputty.

[Indecisive]

Hahhahahahhaha.

Thats awesome.

[1024]

omg

best idea evarr.

[martyr]

old, but i believe endorsed by the NRA.

[shootx]

/cry i've been out here for 3 days no women has gone by nude


......:'( my siggie has been nerfed

[Corrosion]

:rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

:brow:






This thread will manage to be hijacked, I know it.

[Jennyboo]

Good idea :D
/me gets naked and walk out on the front lawn :P~ :lol:

[Hamma]

Best idea ever

[Dharkbayne]

Good idea :D
/me gets naked and walk out on the front lawn :P~ :lol:


Uh... yeah... to prove that I am not muslim... I need pics, :D

[Onizuka-GTO]

:rolleyes:

[Infernus]

...why do the women get to have all the fun? I wanna run around my neighborhood nude...

[OfaLoaf]

...why do the women get to have all the fun? I wanna run around my neighborhood nude...
It's a well known fact that the Taliban prefer boys. Frolicking about naked will prove nothing about who is a terrorist.

[Infernus]

It's a well known fact that the Taliban prefer boys. Frolicking about naked will prove nothing about who is a terrorist.

aww... can I do it anyway at a later date?

[OfaLoaf]

Go ahead.

[HunterKiller]

:rofl:

[Cyanide]

Originally Posted by Email I recieved
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
================================================== ==========

*Note: No fatties

Now it's the best idea ever. :D


:rolleyes:
Terrorist!