parents against signals

[martyr]

what kind of signals are these parents against, you might ask?
well, abuse and abduction signals, of course!
these signals are clearly a menace to our wellbeing as kidnappers, and this driven group of parents is out to save our skins by helping stop kids from displaying signals that might communicate their distress!

who are they?

The Parents Against Abduction and Abuse Signals! (http://www.paaas.org/)


PAAAS is helping take miscreants like:
http://www.paaas.org/girl.jpg
and
http://www.paaas.org/boy.jpg

off the street for good!
(notice how these two hooligans are clearly making abuse and abduction signals with their hands!)


this noble man, John Druzbick, is chairman of the board of Parents against abduction and abuse signals.
http://www.paaas.org/images/johndruzbick.jpg
judging by his strong leadership of the cause, this man may well be one of society's leading abusers and abductors, and so his opposition to the spread of these terrible signals must be extraordinarily firm.


Learn more about these harmful signals and why these parents are against them at www.PAAAS.org (http://www.paaas.org/) and improve someone's grammar today!




note: this organization has retarded flyers taped to the registers at publix where i bought milk and eggs tonight, complete with the same pictures of those kids. i'm going to try to go back and scan one, in order to further make fun of this well-meaning but nearly illiterate team of parents.

[martyr]

THIS JUST IN:

NOW KIDNAPPED CHILDREN CAN SURVIVE BY THE HELP OF THE TRUSTED K-9 DOG

warning, kidnappers: KEEP YOUR VICTIMS AWAY FROM ALL CANINES.

you never know who they're working for - it could always be a trap.
if your kidnapped victim already knows the secret signals and manages to alert a dog with them, be prepared to abduct or otherwise handle the dog immediately!

[Jaged]

Ehhhh what the hell?

[Ivan]

:lol:

[Indecisive]

That website must have been made in under 3 seconds.

Hence, I deem it fake.

[AztecWarrior]

It's a good idea, but it will never work. Some kid will be like "Yo", give the V sign for victory, and then be whisked away by Dept. of Children and Families and questione dfor three hours because he accidentally made the "HELP" sign.

[ControlledBurn]

They've had one of those flyers taped up in Homer's Barbershop for a month or two. I laugh at it every time I sit down for a haircut

[Strygun]

:lol:

[Onizuka-GTO]

They've had one of those flyers taped up in Homer's Barbershop for a month or two. I laugh at it every time I sit down for a haircut

Simpson's?
:confused:

[martyr]

that homer works in a nuclear power plant

[Triggar]

I dunno, I think the kid in the red shirt thinks he's looking all "thug-life", flashing some sort of gang signal.

Should we crack down on them too, PAAAS??

[Sputty]

I dunno, I think the kid in the red shirt thinks he's looking all "thug-life", flashing some sort of gang signal.

Should we crack down on them too, PAAAS??

[JetRaiden]

omg wts I barely read any of that and its still funny. :lol:

[martyr]

i snuck a picture of one of the fliers on the cash register at publix.

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/misc/arrowed.jpg

[Corrosion]

They spelled against wrong.

[Rayder]

Wait a minute, they're Parents Against Abuse and Abduction Signals? So, doesn't this mean that they don't want children doing the signals?

[Indecisive]

Yeah, It took me a while to read it correctly. Like intill 2 minutes ago. Even though I knew about this when maryr posted it originally.

Read it like this.

Parents against abuse and abduction. ____________________ Signals

[BUGGER]

Lol, in my elemantary school we all used the V shaped hand for making everyone quiet.

No amagine if they all go on a field trip and they all use that hand signal when one of those parents are around.

[oddfish]

what the hell are they even talking about??

what the fuck is this organization trying to do?

what the shit?

i'm lost.

[martyr]

well said, oddfish.

i don't know what kind of illiterate parents are in this organization, but, imo, if they can't be stopped, they need to be ridiculed. thoroughly.

i'm considering continuing my campaign of sarcasm against them via some emails to their webmaster and chairman. would anyone care to chip in with any witty, disparaging, or sarcastic remarks towards the well-intended but blundering PAAAS?

[Triggar]

Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! I do!

[GonePostal]

lol the peace symbol? thats the help symbol? lol wtf some parents are just gonna think theyre smoking pot

[SDM]

Whenever I'm abducted, I pull my pants down, and make my pen0r do teh lollercopter. That usually gets the attention of the authorites.

[Onizuka-GTO]

..........

*cough*

:lol:

[Onizuka]

Parents against abuse and abduction. ____________________ Signals

:rofl: :rofl: They made it say parents against abduction AND abuse signals. retarded

[TheN00b]

Whenever I'm abducted, I pull my pants down, and make my pen0r do teh lollercopter. That usually gets the attention of the authorites.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Retroactive]

:rofl:
already sent em an email.

[Everay]

lol the peace symbol? thats the help symbol? lol wtf some parents are just gonna think theyre smoking pot


must i remind you, that back in the day the French price weapon was the long bow, and the english, whenever they would capture a french longbowman, they would cut off his index and middle finger, the english, before a battle, would give them your so called peace sign before the battle, in essence saying to the french archers, im gonna cut off your fucking fingers....bitch. also, it means Victory.