Mobilization Alpha Now Underway!

[Ivan]

Hamma and Jen already called Squeeky. Listen to the last Hammaboo hour that was recorded. :rofl: :lol:

[Indecisive]

Hye guys im about to talk about this with my parents and see if they can throw in some money for me.

Is there still space open and time left to register?


check the absurdly large/annoying colored text.

YAY! Im retarded! I double posted!

HUZZAH!

[Squeeky]

Hamma and Jen already called Squeeky. Listen to the last Hammaboo hour that was recorded. :rofl: :lol:

:huh:

No they didnt :(

[martyr]

YAY! Im retarded! I double posted!
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23894

[Ivan]

:huh:

No they didnt :(
Don't you remember durring Hammaboo time Hamma and Jen said you can sleep with them at PSU:MA? Or was I hearing things?

[Squeeky]

Don't you remember durring Hammaboo time Hamma and Jen said you can sleep with them at PSU:MA? Or was I hearing things?

They said that, but they never friggin called me. I dont think Hamma even has my new cell #

edit: oh shit, you mean "called squeeky" in the sense of staking a claim right? DOH!

[Hamma]

I saw your cell on your blog. I called and left hateful messages.

[Triggar]

PANTS

You have until midnight tomorrow (Thursday July 15th) to get your $155 in.

There is space available, you have to come or else one more gift box will go to waste!

[Ivan]

PANTS

You have until midnight tomorrow (Thursday July 15th) to get your $155 in.

There is space available, you have to come or else one more gift box will go to waste!
You can send one to me! :lol:

[JetRaiden]

I saw your cell on your blog. I called and left hateful messages.

:lol: I have squeeky's cell number too. I'd do the same if my plan wasnt so damn harsh on long distance.

[Fragmatic]

You can send one to me! :lol:

ditto

[Squeeky]

*checks voicemail*

Umm, Hamma, whats a poopy chinchilla fucker? Clearly you can be more creative sir. :(

[JetRaiden]

*checks voicemail*

Umm, Hamma, whats a poopy chinchilla fucker? Clearly you can be more creative sir. :(
:lol: :lol: :lol:

maybe he was drunk.

[Triggar]

WHO KNOWS WHAT TODAY IS??

Today is Thursday July 15th, which means that if you are going to PSU:MA, your $155 deposit is due today!

It also means that if you do not pay your deposit today, there is absolutely no chance whatsoever that you'll be able to spend the weekend in Orlando with the rest of the gang.

DOORS CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (Eastern Daylight Time).

Any last-minute questions/comments/concerns can be emailed to me at [email protected].

Don't be left behind!!

[Fragmatic]

WHO KNOWS WHAT TODAY IS??

Today is Thursday July 15th, which means that if you are going to PSU:MA, your $155 deposit is due today!

It also means that if you do not pay your deposit today, there is absolutely no chance whatsoever that you'll be able to spend the weekend in Orlando with the rest of the gang.

DOORS CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (Eastern Daylight Time).

Any last-minute questions/comments/concerns can be emailed to me at [email protected].


Don't be left behind!!

Smeg :(

[Infernus]

Smeg :(

:( I want fragums to come... :(


:tear: :tear:

[Everay]

WHO KNOWS WHAT TODAY IS??

Today is Thursday July 15th, which means that if you are going to PSU:MA, your $155 deposit is due today!

It also means that if you do not pay your deposit today, there is absolutely no chance whatsoever that you'll be able to spend the weekend in Orlando with the rest of the gang.

DOORS CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (Eastern Daylight Time).

Any last-minute questions/comments/concerns can be emailed to me at [email protected].

Don't be left behind!!

:cry:

[Triggar]

Eight and a half hours to go!!

Whip out those credit cards, or be one of those people who is sitting at home while your PSU friends are having a ball in Orlando, kicking yourself for not getting paid sooner!

[Indecisive]

dammit, where are the devs.

[Triggar]

No new email :(

Five hours and forty minutes to go, folks!

I feel like a telethon.

[JetRaiden]

dammit, where are the devs.


their names are too holy to be listed with everyone else. Im sure there will be some announcement after the registration closes.

[Triggar]

You're probably right.

You now have three hours, 30 minutes to pay, or else your ass is on the non-Orlando grass!

[starbum]

You can give a litte, you can give alot. $155, my fellow comrades. Please, think of the children

[oddfish]

You're probably right.

You now have three hours, 30 minutes to pay, or else your ass is on the non-Orlando grass!


Triggar.. that's where my ass currently resides..

fuck, i live an hour away (with no traffic on I-4, which is nevergunhappen) and i won't be there because i spend all my money on alcohol and prophylactics of the trojan variety.

[Infernus]

Triggar.. that's where my ass currently resides..

fuck, i live an hour away (with no traffic on I-4, which is nevergunhappen) and i won't be there because i spend all my money on alcohol and prophylactics of the trojan variety.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Indecisive]

yup, im an hour away, in tampa, damn the highway and its traffic-ness

[Everay]

well gents, enjoy, i wont be there :cry:

but fear not, for i have decided to buy a M1 Garand, of the 7.62 NATO variety, Walnut wook, with a black finish on the barrel and other metalic parts. its pretty.

[JetRaiden]

well gents, enjoy, i wont be there :cry:

but fear not, for i have decided to buy a M1 Garand, of the 7.62 NATO variety, Walnut wook, with a black finish on the barrel and other metalic parts. its pretty.

Ive convinced my dad to let me get one too. :D o man is it gonna be awesome.

[Everay]

OMG Raiden we can duel like in CoD and bunnyhop in REAL LIFE now SWEET!

[Triggar]

That's it! The doors have officially closed!

The final number for the event is a nice, even 30 people, which was our original goal!

This means we got 20 less than I had secondarily planned for, which doesn't matter as far as finances go. The only thing is, I've already made up 48 gift boxes, which means I have 18 extra, WHICH MEANS...

After the Mobilization, you will have the option of purchasing your very own PSU:MA gift box of Awesome for $20 plus shipping. So you can't be at PSU:MA this year? Get the bag that the attendees will be talking about for at least two hours.

The reason I'm not selling them BEFORE the event is because it is imperitive that the contents of the boxes be secret until the attendees receive theirs. When that happens, I will list the contents of the boxes for all interested in owning a piece of PSU history.

So that's it! All 30 who are onboard, congratulations and thank you! This is going to be a weekend that you won't forget anytime soon!

And for you multitudes who missed out, let's hope Alpha goes well so that you can attend Bravo! If there is Mobilization Bravo, you will have much more advanced notice and will have more time to do some (financial) planning.

Thanks again guys, and I'll continue to keep you posted as things get solidified!

[Jennyboo]

COol!!! :D

[Kaltagesta]

When did this get to 53 pages?! Last i saw, it was like 11.

[Triggar]

Last you saw was three months ago :)

[Squeeky]

What's PSU:MA? That shit sounds retarded.....

[OneManArmy]

seriously. what n00b thought this dumb idea up... good thing im not giving my money to...... oh wait.......




......die.

[Indecisive]

r33t.

[Fragmatic]

That's it! The doors have officially closed!

The final number for the event is a nice, even 30 people, which was our original goal!

This means we got 20 less than I had secondarily planned for, which doesn't matter as far as finances go. The only thing is, I've already made up 48 gift boxes, which means I have 18 extra, WHICH MEANS...

After the Mobilization, you will have the option of purchasing your very own PSU:MA gift box of Awesome for $20 plus shipping. So you can't be at PSU:MA this year? Get the bag that the attendees will be talking about for at least two hours.

The reason I'm not selling them BEFORE the event is because it is imperitive that the contents of the boxes be secret until the attendees receive theirs. When that happens, I will list the contents of the boxes for all interested in owning a piece of PSU history.

So that's it! All 30 who are onboard, congratulations and thank you! This is going to be a weekend that you won't forget anytime soon!

And for you multitudes who missed out, let's hope Alpha goes well so that you can attend Bravo! If there is Mobilization Bravo, you will have much more advanced notice and will have more time to do some (financial) planning.

Thanks again guys, and I'll continue to keep you posted as things get solidified!

I am a sad panda :(

Save a gift box for me to buy.

[Everay]

this is my statement that i too want a gift box, and will pay that 20 bucks, save me one too please! i was gonna go, i have the money, but you know those Nazi Admins.

[JetRaiden]

when can us attending members expect our gift boxes?

[Strygun]

when can us attending members expect our gift boxes?
we get them when we get there

[Dharkbayne]

OMG Raiden we can duel like in CoD and bunnyhop in REAL LIFE now SWEET!

I hear the respawn function doesn't work IRL.

[Sputty]

Of course it does(dhark. shut up)

[Everay]

OMG i think i should email someone about making a patch for that.

[Dharkbayne]

[email protected]

[Hayoo]

[email protected]

LOL! :rofl:

[Ivan]

[email protected]
Hmmmm

/me thinks he will make a Gmail account for God. Because God deserves a gig of free space.

[Infernus]

Well... I sent my packets this morning... read over my dad's

PSU nick:

Frigidus?!? Who the hell came up with this?!

[Indecisive]

It was mentioned several times already.

[Squeeky]

I should really get around to sending out my packet huh? :lol:

[Indecisive]

Think mine is going out today.

[Dharkbayne]

Hmmmm

/me thinks he will make a Gmail account for God. Because God deserves a gig of free space.

Already tried, it's taken, :'(

[JetRaiden]

Already tried, it's taken, :'(

try Jesus.

[Dharkbayne]

try Jesus.

same.

I regged [email protected] though, :D

And [email protected]

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: alabamajesus :thumbsup:

just try any major religious icon, starting alphabetically.

[Squeeky]

Packet mailed out today, with a special surprise enclosed for martyr and Triggar :D

[Triggar]

It'd better not be sticky!

[Squeeky]

I made you guys a present, it took a ridiculously long time to make but i am satisfied with the way it turned out. Let me know if you like it :love:

[Dharkbayne]

I made you guys a present, it took a ridiculously long time to make but i am satisfied with the way it turned out. Let me know if you like it :love:

<Squeeky> It took about 35 seconds to make

:lol: :p

[Triggar]

I bet it's a turd in a ziploc bag

[Setari]

:lol: :lol:

[Squeeky]

:(

Dhark thats not very nice.

[Dharkbayne]

I bet it's a turd in a ziploc bag
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Indecisive]

erm, guys, wtf, you sent me *another* registration packet?

[Triggar]

You were special enough to get two.

[Indecisive]

WOOT!

leet.


or maybe its just a reminder to send the first one in? :p


Nah, it should be in the mail, if you dont have it already.

[Hayoo]

Sent mine yesterday. I neglected to include a present though. Now I have guilt. I'll slip you $5 at the hotel, how's that? :p

[Triggar]

$5.... in rape dollars $_$

[OneManArmy]

$5.... in rape dollars $_$


I'll give you 10! :brow:

[Ivan]

I'll give you 10! :brow:
I'll see your 10 and raise you 10 more!

[Hayoo]

I'll see your 10 and raise you 10 more!

I'll see your 20 and raise you two starbursts and a Little Debbie snack!

[Squeeky]

My present is unbeatable. I wouldnt be surprised if martyr blew it up in photoshop and printed posters for the gift package. It's just so leet.

[Infernus]

My present is unbeatable. I wouldnt be surprised if martyr blew it up in photoshop and printed posters for the gift package. It's just so leet.

Indeed... when I saw it I was scared by the utter leetness...

[Triggar]

Oh man.

Now I'm skerred.

[Squeeky]

As you should be....

[JetRaiden]

/me puts a postage stamp on a Ferrari 575M and sends it to martyr and trig.

beat that! ;)

[Indecisive]

Thats gonna cost you 2x + the price of psuma to ship.

[Infernus]

/me puts a postage stamp on a Ferrari 575M and sends it to martyr and trig.

beat that! ;)

Postage would cost somewhere near 1,029 dollars... in 37cent stamps... have fun sticking all those on... :)

[Rayder]

Postage would cost somewhere near 1,029 dollars... in 37cent stamps... have fun sticking all those on... :)
That's why he sends it in his home.

[Kuraltai]

Had to share this ..

My outfit leader asked if there were still openings for PSU:MA .. I told him reg was closed but since I was with the *cough*in crowd*cough* he wanted me to ask. :rolleyes:

Poor lad just realized all that is offered for the price .. just have to pony up for the transportation. I did tell him that if this goes well, PSU:MB will be on the west coast and to get in early. :D

I originally planned to get there a couple days early and maybe stay 'til Tuesday, but couldn't justify the added expense of a rental .. seeing as how Triggar has MAXs scheduled for hall monitors. :p

So .. anyone else getting a wee bit antsy for this event? Have we heard anything more on "other" attendees?

[Triggar]

I can tell you with a straight face that when the "other" attendees are going to tell someone they're coming, they'll make a big deal about it, and you'll know :)

I just sent an email out to the five remaining miscreants who haven't paid their balances, you know who you are (punks). That's got to be in by August 1st or [soup nazi]NO SOUP FOR YOU![/soup nazi].

I'm getting antsy about it - I'm so nervous that I've forgotten about some crucial detail that will leave us all stranded somewhere. I don't think I have, I've made mental dry-runs of the event a few times, but we'll see :)

I also need some suggestions for games/contests that people can win prizes. I have about six kick-ass things to give away, but need a reason to give them. It has to be something that only one person can win at a time. Ideas?

*no getting naked/drunk/etc. I'd like to do something trivia based or merit based.

[Strygun]

trivia based would rock! I am full of random trivia that no human will ever need to know.

No joke.

[Triggar]

I was thinking trivia relating to the activities of the weekend, i.e. Disney trivia or something.

But I wanted something with a level playing field, I don't want one person winning more than one prize. Scavenger-hunt type of thing would work, but then there could be more than one winner.

PM or email me ideas at [email protected].

Ideas for Game-Winning Activities Should:
-not be obscene at all
-make prizes accessable to everyone who's attending
-be relevant to the weekend's activities
-let only one person win each prize

I need six or so ideas. I'm not terribly worried about it, but if it comes down to it, the Event Admin can gather together each night and decide who's displayed exemplary behavior or whatever. The only problem with that is that it's subjective, and I want something more definitive. These prizes are r33t.

[Sputty]

Ideas for Game-Winning Activities Should:
-not be obscene at all
Anal sex adventure
-make prizes accessable to everyone who's attending
A tampon
-be relevant to the weekend's activities
Takes place over the Sarlaac
-let only one person win each prize
Me

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[JetRaiden]

mailed in the rest of my payment and all the registration in yesterday. Im good to go. :thumbsup:

[Triggar]

Uh Jet, how'd you mail your payment?

[JetRaiden]

personal check.

[Triggar]

...who'd you make it out to?

[OneManArmy]

hopefully me :D ;)

[Triggar]

Haha, hopefully my arse :lol:

[Squeeky]

Haha, hopefully my arse :lol:

You hope he addressed the check to your arse?

[Triggar]

That's the only one that the bank would cash it for, yo

[Hayoo]

Hey, Triggar, did you recieve my letter yet? It's the non-perfumed one without money in it. :cool:

[Squeeky]

I still havent seen any posts about my gift.

God dammit, if you bastards dont frame that shit and stick it in your living room i'm going to urinate on your couches when i come to Orlando.

[martyr]

I still havent seen any posts about my gift.

God dammit, if you bastards dont frame that shit and stick it in your living room i'm going to urinate on your couches when i come to Orlando.

yeah, you go ahead and urinate on the couches in orlando.
of course they're ours, don't mind the big man with the name tag.

[martyr]

You hope he addressed the check to your arse?

i bank on it

[Hayoo]

:lol:

[Triggar]

Squeeky your drawing had me laughing pretty hard, especially the poop...

But I have to give Starbum's "four-stapled masterpiece" a gold star. He made me work for the laughs. AND he did it in crayon :)

[Fragmatic]

Squeeky your drawing had me laughing pretty hard, especially the poop...

But I have to give Starbum's "four-stapled masterpiece" a gold star. He made me work for the laughs. AND he did it in crayon :)

pics.

NOW!

[Triggar]

I'm at work-xors, wait about six hours PUNK

[Fragmatic]

I'm at work-xors, wait about six hours PUNK

I'm not a punk, but my friend alex is.

he has a mohican.

[Triggar]

pics:

[Fragmatic]

pics:

ok, I'll get them when I next see him :)

He shaved his head with a razor blade and now has loads of cuts on it :scared:

[Squeeky]

It's a fucking masterpiece. Laminate that shit stat motherfucker.

[LordOfTheWaffle]

well i got my hotel for the other days. im staying at the Quality Inn on international drive by sea world they got buss's to every thing even N.A.S.A :groovy:

[Hamma]

2 Devs are to attend PSU:MA as mentioned in last nights interview. We arent sure which devs yet, but we now know for a fact 2 will be in attendance!

[Triggar]

Awesomes!!!

Wait, they haven't paid yet, and it IS past the deadline...*






*I'm totally kidding, the Devs can do whatever they want :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

I demand a picture of Spork if he goes. He's a robot, isn't he?

[Hamma]

I've met Spork, and he is humanoid.

[martyr]

sporkfire: undressed

http://www.nurs.or.jp/~kneo/robot.gif

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

I've met Spork, and he is humanoid.

Robots can be humanoid. YOu have nothing to back your story up.

[starbum]

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/data-spot.jpg

[Everay]

well i got my hotel for the other days. im staying at the Quality Inn on international drive by sea world they got buss's to every thing even N.A.S.A :groovy:


DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, GO TO N.A.S.A.

place sucks, not worth the money. i mean, youd think there would be all this shit about the future of space, but there isnt man, there is NOTHING there, like, a simulator, and some ride you have to pay money for, and then three tours that go show you three parts of nasa, like, the diving pool tank where they train, and two other things, not rockets or nothin.

[Triggar]

I flew by NASA's launch site today. Saw the runway where the shuttles land, and the building where shuttles are kept until launch. It was neat.

[Fragmatic]

you should have landed there, covered yourself in tin foil and started speaking gibberish.

[Triggar]

And kissed my future career buh-bye? No thanks :lol:

[Fragmatic]

sorry.

[JetRaiden]

2 Devs are to attend PSU:MA as mentioned in last nights interview. We arent sure which devs yet, but we now know for a fact 2 will be in attendance!

:eek: the coolness of that statement is overwhelming.

[Triggar]

IK :groovy:

[AztecWarrior]

Has the object been sent, Triggar?

[Triggar]

I am unavoidably detained for the weekend - the object will be shipped out on Monday at around 1600L.

[AztecWarrior]

Roger Wilco. Holding 22R.

(1600L is not proper military time...the only thing I can think of it is a runway pointing at 1600 degrees...making it...fuckit, it's 4:00 PM, right?)

[Mag]

0600... that's 6 o'clock right? 0600... 600 minutes? That'd be... that'd be 10 o'clock.
Damn, we should really get a day-planner, this shit is getting ridiculous.

[Triggar]

0100 = 1am
0200 = 2am
1100 = 11am
1200 = 12pm
1300 = 1pm
1400 = 2pm
1500 = 3pm
1600 = 4pm

...the "L" at the end means it's local time, as in, Eastern Daylight Time for me :)

[AztecWarrior]

We share the same timezone, and the same state...you may as well give me the time in scientific notation...

[Everay]

0600... that's 6 o'clock right? 0600... 600 minutes? That'd be... that'd be 10 o'clock.
Damn, we should really get a day-planner, this shit is getting ridiculous.


roffles, apparently, none of you get the joke, thats from the last episode of RvB in season 2.

[Triggar]

So I have some kick-ass news

I just get home from work when I hear a knock on my door. I'm expecting packages so I didn't think much of it, until I saw UPS man holding a package that was one of those poster boxes, the triangles. I was like, "Wtf?". I looked at the return address - and it was from Bawls. Sweet.

I open up the package, and sure enough, I see a rolled-up poster. I go to unravel it, oh wait, it's not a poster, it's

A MASSIVE BANNER WITH OUR LOGO (designed by Starbum-xors) AND THE BAWLS LOGO ON IT

Rock on!! :cool:

[Infernus]

Nice! :cool:


Trig a question for you: Did you get my packets in the mail yet?

[Triggar]

Yes I did, I read them and said, "Aww, Infernus is so cute!" - don't know why exactly!!

[Infernus]

It can't have been because of my crappy hand writing...

unrelated topic: I just choked myself... Sovereign gives out these little boxes of mints, and the mints are small sphereical shapes, and I just sorta took an entire box of them in my mouth at once...

[JetRaiden]

So I have some kick-ass news

I just get home from work when I hear a knock on my door. I'm expecting packages so I didn't think much of it, until I saw UPS man holding a package that was one of those poster boxes, the triangles. I was like, "Wtf?". I looked at the return address - and it was from Bawls. Sweet.

I open up the package, and sure enough, I see a rolled-up poster. I go to unravel it, oh wait, it's not a poster, it's

A MASSIVE BANNER WITH OUR LOGO (designed by Starbum-xors) AND THE BAWLS LOGO ON IT

Rock on!! :cool:

woot!!1

[Ivan]

So I have some kick-ass news

I just get home from work when I hear a knock on my door. I'm expecting packages so I didn't think much of it, until I saw UPS man holding a package that was one of those poster boxes, the triangles. I was like, "Wtf?". I looked at the return address - and it was from Bawls. Sweet.

I open up the package, and sure enough, I see a rolled-up poster. I go to unravel it, oh wait, it's not a poster, it's

A MASSIVE BANNER WITH OUR LOGO (designed by Starbum-xors) AND THE BAWLS LOGO ON IT

Rock on!! :cool:
pics:

[Hamma]

Excellent :D

[OneManArmy]

SEXcellent :D


indeed.

:D ;)

[Indecisive]

Speaking of bawls, how much of a sponsorship are they going to give us? :p

[Triggar]

Enough to make 24 people behave very well for one weekend in order to bring them home :p

[1024]

Bawls is good. It keeps me awake everytime i go to my local LAN center to play with some friends. I hope they sponsor us in PSU:MB, too, as i plan on attending that one.

[AztecWarrior]

SUDDEN OPINION POLL! LIKE SUPRISE SEX WITHOUT THE SEX!

Who here could attend PSU: Mobilization Beta? Assume that it will be held in San Diego.

[JetRaiden]

Im going to all of em. :D

edit: unless its in like, africa or something

[Triggar]

Me me me!!

[Dharkbayne]

SUDDEN OPINION POLL! LIKE SUPRISE SEX WITHOUT THE SEX!

Who here could attend PSU: Mobilization Beta? Assume that it will be held in San Diego.

PURPLE FONT ON BROWN BACKGROUND MAKE DHARKBAYNE EYE BURN :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[AztecWarrior]

Im going to all of em. :D
I hate you.

I'll reveal why I couldn't go to Mobilization Alpha, right now.

The full story.

I live in Miami. MA was to be held in Orlando. This is the equivalent of an All-You-Can-Eat buffet at the House of Filet Mignion. You just have to go, because it's going to be dirt cheap to get there. I pay no airfare. NO airfare. Whilst some of you will be burning over $500 on this trip, I would pay $360.

Secondly, I've been here since Fall 2002. I've always wanted to see some of you in person (not you SDM).

So...I knew my parents would have a hard as hell time accepting this idea. Who would let a mid-teenager play with a bunch of people he'd never seen before in real life, all away from the safety of the home? I had a hell of a time convincing them. I even resorted to having my mom come along, because they don't believe I have the social skills and all to travel. I'm not embarrassed of having her come along. In the end, I had them. With all their fears alieved (with help from two very special Event Coordinators ;) ), I was set.

But there was one problem. Money wasn't it, school wasn't it (my school fucked me over big time. I would have to go on a school weekend), it was my damn brother.

I have two brethren, and no sisters. I am eldest. My younger brother continually abuses my youngest brother. He is fourteen, the yougest is but ten. It's really sickening. Brothers fighting is one thing, abuse is another. Every day it's something. Every day the abuse from the middle one starts a physical fight. Middle has a problem with all of us. His behavior at school is despicable. He's not maleducated. Both me and my youngest brother have impeccable behavior.

However, Middle is a real jackass. He's a bully at school, and justifies it because "He's not at the bottom of the food chain anymore." It's as if he lakes the rules and then disobeys on purpose. He's done horrible things to us which I will keep private, and even put the entire family at risk once, which puts us at risk of losing everything we own because he lied to a counselor.

He has shown utter contempt for authority, which is evident in the words he has used behind my mom's back to describe her. He basically has a problem with me, my littlest brother, my mom, and my dad, and still thinks he's right.

Now, without me or my mom standing guard (Dad is a surgeon. He works hard and is almost never home during the day during the weekdays. He can't stop working to play UN Peacekeeper.), we don't doubt that serious harm could occur. While there techinically is a way to either separate the two or have my dad at home (by getting another surgeon to cover him for the weekend), I refuse to create a disruption that big because I want to go on a damn trip.

Nothing short of UN NATO peacekeepers will keep them from fighting each other. Unsupervised, the consequences could be serious.

So that's why I can't go, PSU. It's my fucking brother.

I tell you, I was ready. Every problem was solved. My dad was ready to hear the payment info. However...some things just won't happen.

And that's why I won't be able to go to PSU:MB either, unless someone mends his ways. Furthermore, I don't think blowing off $500 just to get there is a possibilty.

PSU: Mob. Delta (The Greeks didn't have anything for "C", did they?) is possible, but by then I'll be 18. That's two years off, and we still haven't even seen if Alpha works. I don't even know if PSU will last that long. Furthemore, that's the year I go off to merry college, and I'll be preparing the entire year.

So...I've lost a golden opportunity.

In compensation (Triggar felt bad for me and all, she's had some of the same problems with her brothers and sisters), the 'object' that she's giving me that we've mentioned is a gift box, and I'll be damned if someone objects to that.

[Dharkbayne]

Blah blah blah, Jesus jesus jesus, yadda yadda yadda, yo ho ho, kekeke

Kick his ass, tell him to stop being a little fuckwad, then kick his ass again.


After that, if he's still being a jackass, another assbeating wouldn't hurt.

[AztecWarrior]

Kick his ass, tell him to stop being a little fuckwad, then kick his ass again.


After that, if he's still being a jackass, another assbeating wouldn't hurt.
Done. My parents aren't new-age fuckers afraid to hit kids. Trust me, they do.

[JetRaiden]

:huh: come on aztec...what did your parents say? "Sorry son, but your brother is a jackass, you cant go."

[AztecWarrior]

Something along the lines of "We can't let *Youngest brother* along with *younger brother*."

[JetRaiden]

Something along the lines of "We can't let *Youngest brother* along with *younger brother*."

just go to the first Mobilization after you turn 18...what are your parents gonna do about it?

"Aztec! If you dont come home right now I'll...I'll read Psalms to you!"

[Dharkbayne]

Done. My parents aren't new-age fuckers afraid to hit kids. Trust me, they do.

Then move to the next step - Take ALL his shit away, TV, windowshades, bedframe, leave his room with nothing but a mattress on the floor until he cleans up his act, then for every day or few days that he isn't an asshole, he gets something back, and whenever he *is* an asshole, you take something away. It works.

[AztecWarrior]

just go to the first Mobilization after you turn 18...what are your parents gonna do about it?

"Aztec! If you dont come home right now I'll...I'll read Psalms to you!"
Jackass. My parents aren't some fundamentalist Catholics. They won't object.

The issue here is not that I'm socially dysfunctional and that I can't go without my mom. I'll try to make it to Delta. However, they don't want me to go, and I'm not going to be a dick and complain that I'm being socially repressed or some garbage like that. I accept the advice from my parents that they don't think I'm ready to go alone. Next year maybe, but it's going to cost an arm and a leg.

By the way, I said *nothing* short of UN NATO peacekeepers would stop it. We've taken away the PC, it's done nothing. As I speak, he has had no computer for the entire summer.

(This is because he was an idiot and put it in a boxy section of his desk, which overheated it. The capacitors on the motherboard literally are bulging, the insides having melted.)

My parents have been none too quick to repair this: parts arrived today to build a new one. Obviously, if he behaved well, he'd have gotten one ASAP. However, this has caused a negative change in behavior: He pushes to use my youngest brother's computer, stores his digital photos on my computer, and frequently causes a comotion when my youngest brother wants him off his computer, but Middle won't go.

HIPAA regulations prevent me from telling the damage my brother has done to my youngest brother.

[Infernus]

and I thought my family was troubled...

[Dharkbayne]

[really big paragraph]


Don't take away some things, take away EVERYTHING, make his room EMPTY, no leaving the house, no talking to friends, no TV, no computer, NOTHING, and he'll break eventually. With a barebones quasi-amish life like that, he probably wouldn't last more than a week.

[JetRaiden]

Don't take away some things, take away EVERYTHING, make his room EMPTY, no leaving the house, no talking to friends, no TV, no computer, NOTHING, and he'll break eventually. With a barebones quasi-amish life like that, he probably wouldn't last more than a week.

better yet, put him in a giant hampster cage. with the little shitlets and everything.

[Dharkbayne]

shitlets
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[1024]

I'd almost definetly go to PSU:MB if it was in San Diego. I'd LOVE it if it was in San Diego.

[Everay]

fuck aztec, that sounds bad, and i thought my brother was bad, but i guarentee, if he did anything like that, hes as good as dead, my father would pizzown him.

and what regulations keep you from talking about it? and if its really that bad, what the fuck is he still doing in your household, if i, or my brother did such a thing, either of us would be gone, orphanage, or grandparents, i dont know, but gone none the less. physical harm shouldnt be allowed to happen, especialy when you discribe it as abuse, and not just simple fighting.

[Infernus]

I'd almost definetly go to PSU:MB if it was in San Diego. I'd LOVE it if it was in San Diego.

I'd definetly go if 1024 goes... cause I am stalker...


:wave: Hi 1024

[Fragmatic]

PURPLE FONT ON BROWN BACKGROUND MAKE DHARKBAYNE EYE BURN :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

the PSU background is green.

[AztecWarrior]

the PSU background is green.
What are you, colorblind?

[AztecWarrior]

I'd like to add on that this isn't some sort of broken home, it's just a case of fights going too far.

[Infernus]

I'd like to add on that this isn't some sort of broken home, it's just a case of fights going too far.

haha yea... i've been there myself :doh: :rolleyes:

[Sputty]

SUDDEN OPINION POLL! LIKE SUPRISE SEX WITHOUT THE SEX!

Who here could attend PSU: Mobilization Beta? Assume that it will be held in San Diego.
JESUS FUCK!
MY EYES

Read that Aztec. the sux. Don't worry, your little brother will snap one day and send your middle brother to the hospital with multiple stab wounds

[AztecWarrior]

He does have an aluminum bat in his room (littlest), similar to the one used to kill Jon-Benet Ramsey...

[Indecisive]

Who the fuck would let a homicidal little brother have a bat?

[Kuraltai]

Who the fuck would let a homicidal little brother have a bat?Methinks he was talking about the youngest brother having the bat .. I pity the middle one when the wee lad releases all that pent up anger. Won't be pretty ..

[Triggar]

Today my good friend the UPS man came by again, this time with two boxes.

Befuddled (I hadn't ordered anything), I look inquisitively at the return label and see it's from OH guess who? BAWLS! :groovy:

They have now completed their sponsorship obligations to us and now I just have to ask 6 people to politely decline the free bottle they would otherwise receive (Bawls, as generous as they were, only provided us with 24 free bottles). I can go out and buy 6 more bottles as to include everyone, but as it stands now, I'm actually in debt from doing PSU:MA and therefore cannot afford to spend any more money!! :lol:

[OneManArmy]

Today my good friend the UPS man came by again, this time with two boxes.

Befuddled (I hadn't ordered anything), I look inquisitively at the return label and see it's from OH guess who? BAWLS!

They have now completed their sponsorship obligations to us and now I just have to ask 6 people to politely decline the free bottle they would otherwise receive (Bawls, as generous as they were, only provided us with 24 free bottles). I can go out and buy 6 more bottles as to include everyone, but as it stands now, I'm actually in debt from doing PSU:MA and therefore cannot afford to spend any more money!!



excuse me..... *ahem* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111 1oneoneoneoneoneoneoneone

[Hamma]

:huh:

[Triggar]

Alright fine OMA, you greedy bastard :lol:

I'll just go out and buy s'more bottles then!

[OneManArmy]

pants pants pants...err bawls bawls bawls... :D :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

[Triggar]

I have a few pairs of trousers that I can donate to your cause too, if you'd like!

[Fragmatic]

What are you, colorblind?

no.

[Hamma]

Seems like they would have sent more.

[Navaron]

I expect hundreds of pics to come back from this thing. There had better be PSU thongs somewhere in those pics too.

[JetRaiden]

I bet Bawls really sent 30 but martyr accidently drank a few. ;)

[Navaron]

Gotta have fuel for those late night cross country IFR's

[Zodiac]

edit: err never mind :doh:

[Indecisive]

Yeah, one case of bawls isnt much of a sponsorship

[Squeeky]

Gotta have fuel for those late night cross country IFR's

Just make sure to you watch those clouds and maintain VFR this time Triggar :eek: jk hah :love:

I just bought a 128mb CF card from Newegg. Expect that, and my 32mb to be filled with both pictures and video of the event :cool:

[Triggar]

Jerk, I maintained VFR the last time, that was the problem :lol:

[Squeeky]

Jerk, I maintained VFR the last time, that was the problem :lol:

I knew that :(

That ATC was a jerkoff. Let's make a field trip to the airfield and teach him a lesson PSU style :lol:

[JetRaiden]

I knew that :(

That ATC was a jerkoff. Let's make a field trip to the airfield and teach him a lesson PSU style :lol:

which would include an evening of booze and sodomy?
sic SDM sic!

[Squeeky]

Ok, i hate to put you on the spot Trig, but wtf is with the Dev situation? PSU:MA is in a little over 1 week and we havent heard jack diddly bout the Dev's. :(

[Infernus]

Ok, i hate to put you on the spot Trig, but wtf is with the Dev situation? PSU:MA is in a little over 1 week and we havent heard jack diddly bout the Dev's. :(

i thought that 2 devs were confirmed coming...

[Kuraltai]

They have now completed their sponsorship obligations to us and now I just have to ask 6 people to politely decline the free bottle they would otherwise receive (Bawls, as generous as they were, only provided us with 24 free bottles).Either way ya wanna do this .. never tried the stuff so it's cool with me. :D

[JetRaiden]

i thought that 2 devs were confirmed coming...

they are. but I dont think anyone knows which 2 devs are coming. if spork comes, I get first dibs on rooming with him. :brow:

[Infernus]

they are. but I dont think anyone knows which 2 devs are coming. if spork comes, I get first dibs on rooming with him. :brow:

Wtf... what about meh?

[Kuraltai]

now now boys .. it's 3 days .. :rofl:

[Hamma]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.

[Rbstr]

man i wish i could go

[JetRaiden]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.



WOOT!!!

[martyr]

<jigglin>

[Setari]

i wanna see a pic of Vic.

[Squeeky]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.

MOTHERFUCK YES

:groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy:

[OneManArmy]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.


excellent....high level pants to steal.....ehehe....

[Navaron]

Someone bash the flight physics for me.

[Squeeky]

I'm going to call SmokeJumper a buttface :o

[Indecisive]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.


Which will all be *forced* to room with CDL :p

[Triggar]

They're not staying at the hotel with us.

[Indecisive]

Hense the word force.



They staying at motel 6? haha.

[Squeeky]

Give us the full details. How long are they here for, how many days, what events will they be attending. SPILL!

[ArcticRecon]

I think the dvs are waiting to unveil the BFRs at Mobilization Alpha

[Triggar]

Check my blog in about an hour for details.

[Hezzy]

You all have to call Sporkfire "Sporkums"

[Dharkbayne]

<jigglin>

COMMMMENCE THE JIGGLIN!

[martyr]

^ glad somebody got it

[JetRaiden]

:confused:

I'd ask for a reference, but theN i'd feel stupid.

[Infernus]

You all have to call Sporkfire "Sporkums"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: What did I start?

[martyr]

for those of you flying in, take a look at our meeting place, the fountain in MCO.

thumbnails near the top of my blog (http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/blog/2004/08/inlaws-murder.html).

[JetRaiden]

for those of you flying in, take a look at our meeting place, the fountain in MCO.

thumbnails near the top of my blog (http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/blog/2004/08/inlaws-murder.html).

I checked it out, Im pretty familiar with the place so I dont think itll be a problem. sweet jesus its a week from friday...I need to get a pic of myself up...

[Dharkbayne]

:confused:

I'd ask for a reference, but theN i'd feel stupid.

It's on ATHF on Adult Swim. Forgot the guy's name, he's a toy that says that alot.

[Doop]

Jiggle Billy.

[Infernus]

I checked it out, Im pretty familiar with the place so I dont think itll be a problem. sweet jesus its a week from friday...I need to get a pic of myself up...

Indeed you do.... NOW PICS, HEATHEN! Or I will be forced to sechs you.

[Everay]

Hey Triggar, can PSU:HAI be in the summer so i can go next year? pwease pwease with sugar ( :brow: ) on top?

[Triggar]

Hey Triggar, can PSU:HAI be in the summer so i can go next year? pwease pwease with sugar ( :brow: ) on top?

I don't know what that means.

[Infernus]

I don't know what that means.

Indeed... HAI? And PSUMA is in the summer... the late summer but summer none the less...

[JetRaiden]

must be one of everay's crazy military terms. ;)

[Everay]

PSU: Hookers And Icecream, duh, and i mean summer break from school. not summer summer. when noone has school is what i mean.

[Infernus]

I don't have school... =/

[Squeeky]

:lol:

I got ATHF Season 1 & 2. I'm bringing it. We can watch them on my laptop and the hotel and giggle like little schoolgirls :D

[Infernus]

:lol:

I got ATHF Season 1 & 2. I'm bringing it. We can watch them on my laptop and the hotel and giggle like little schoolgirls :D

While we're watching them can be and you cuddle?

[Squeeky]

While we're watching them can be and you cuddle?

:(

I'm calling the Orlando PD and getting a restraining order. :lol: :love:

[Infernus]

:(

I'm calling the Orlando PD and getting a restraining order. :lol: :love:

:(


:love:

[Dharkbayne]

:lol:

I got ATHF Season 1 & 2. I'm bringing it. We can watch them on my laptop and the hotel and giggle like little schoolgirls :D

Sealab 2021 > ATHF.

[Squeeky]

[18:32] <Squeeky> Sporky, i'm going to see you in Orlando
[18:32] <Squeeky> be very afraid
[18:32] <@SporkfirePS> Not if I can help it, Squeeky :P

:(

roffleban

[JetRaiden]

[18:32] <Squeeky> Sporky, i'm going to see you in Orlando
[18:32] <Squeeky> be very afraid
[18:32] <@SporkfirePS> Not if I can help it, Squeeky :P

:(

roffleban


:lol: ha...OWNED

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan]

:lol: :lol:

I'd be afraid of sqeeky. Only cause I know he likes to give it a bit rough. ;) :p

[Squeeky]

I think some of you will be incredibly surprised how sane and down to earth i am :)

[JetRaiden]

I think some of you will be incredibly surprised how sane and down to earth i am :)

I know I will be. :D

[Infernus]

I think some of you will be incredibly surprised how sane and down to earth i am :)

I sure as hell will be... :rofl: :love:

[OneManArmy]

ok speaking off all this. its like coming up in a week. I really need to get some my ass in gear here. as you may or may not know. I'm driving my happy ass down. and the packet makes no mention of where i would go, or any cell phone numbers to call incase i get lost/bored/phone sex.

so give me a holla trig! (or any of you that want kinky pants free phone sex while im on the road.

[Indecisive]

I concur. From what I understand, cars are supposed to go the the motel...


where we prompley get owned by the staff for soliciting.


I know exactly where the hotel is, I drove around in the parking lot on my way to daytona a few weeks ago

[Squeeky]

Triggar's Phone Sex Line
1-888-TRIGGARS-TRALALA

[JetRaiden]

Triggar's Phone Sex Line
1-888-TRIGGARS-TRALALA

:lol: actually I have her actual phone number...its about 2:30 in the morning....maybe I should call... :p

[Squeeky]

Noes! Do not call unless you want to die.

I also have it, but i wouldnt dream of pulling shenanigans like that.

[Infernus]

I had her cell phone number... but Triggar doesn't love me anymore. :(

[Triggar]

Why would you say something so foolish, my dear? :love:

I will be sending out a mass email to everyone who is attending, give me until later this evening. I'll include contact information and meeting information, and a reminder of what you should pack and what you should expect. I may even release room assignment data, but probably not.

Also, I am still accepting clever ideas on what we can do to give away the 1337 prizes I've bought. We have way more than 6 now (thank you Sony!!), but I was thinking we'll just stick numbers in your gift boxes and raffle them off randomly, with room for one or two "merit" prizes. So behave!!

[starbum]

Let's all meet at the Stick.

[Fragmatic]

Save some swag for me when you come to limeyland :p

[Triggar]

Let's all meet at the Stick.

Great.

Now I want to bring a stick and carry it around.

Wonder how long it'll take airport security to take me down... I'd best not find out!

I'll just go ahead and email you all and let you know what to expect.

[Squeeky]

Triggar, plz plz plz plz if at all possible release the Room Assignment Data. It would be totally kickass to be able to talk to those people in your room specifically, before the actual event, just to get to know who's who :)

[Triggar]

Denied.

[Squeeky]

Denied.

:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:

[Fragmatic]

Sporkfire, SmokeJumper and CriticalMass will be in attendance, heard for sure today.

I hate you all with a passion. :(

[Triggar]

Yeah so it looks like that email I was going to send everyone tonight might have to wait. Turns out this so-called "hurricane" will be blowing right through Daytona Beach, and I have to make bisque and chili to hold the fort over until the skies clear up.

If the power goes out, we've got a UPS supplying power to our units, and I may be able to send out the email then.

If you don't hear from me... well, Squeeky can have the soaked remains of my stereo.

[starbum]

Can I have a couple of the monitors?

[Squeeky]

Squeeky can have the soaked remains of my stereo.

So generous of you.


I call dibs on martyr's tralala :brow:

[Infernus]

So generous of you.


I call dibs on martyr's tralala :brow:

back off its mine...

[Hayoo]

Yeah so it looks like that email I was going to send everyone tonight might have to wait. Turns out this so-called "hurricane" will be blowing right through Daytona Beach, and I have to make bisque and chili to hold the fort over until the skies clear up.


heh. I live in Seminole but I'm in Polk Country with my family right now. We should be getting those 100mph gusts real soon. Lucky us. My mother is freaked out, my father is taking a nap, and my brother is watching Murder She Wrote. :lol: I just hope there's an Orlando left after this for the PSUMA.

[Triggar]

Good luck man. Please come back on and keep us posted whenever you can.