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AztecWarrior
2004-06-09, 01:13 PM
Two questions to our friends across the pond:

1. Over here, when we want to call a really mean person via a foul name, we call him an "asshole." Does it translate, if at all, to "arsehole?"

2. Not really a question, but I saw some people doing the motorcycle and sidepod racing on the Isle of Man. That is insane.

Lartnev
2004-06-09, 01:15 PM
1. Sometimes.

2. Yes.

Anything else? :D

Ivan
2004-06-09, 01:17 PM
Do you really abuse farm animals sexually?
























If so I'm moveing to England! :D

AztecWarrior
2004-06-09, 01:18 PM
No, that's it.

Strygun
2004-06-09, 01:24 PM
Do you really abuse farm animals sexually?


If so I'm moveing to England! :D

:rofl:

snowwolfe
2004-06-09, 02:01 PM
Do you abuse bananas? :bananasex

JetRaiden
2004-06-09, 02:29 PM
Do you abuse bananas? :bananasex

is that possible?

if so those people need to go to hell.

Kaltagesta
2004-06-09, 02:35 PM
Do you really abuse farm animals sexually?

If so I'm moveing to England! :D

The title was about 'Britain' and, as Wales is in Britain, yes, i guess 'we' do. But you'll want to move to Wales, not England.

Sputty
2004-06-09, 02:40 PM
The title was about 'Britain' and, as Wales is in Britain, yes, i guess 'we' do. But you'll want to move to Wales, not England.
He should just go to the American south.

RuskiVodka
2004-06-09, 02:43 PM
Do you really abuse farm animals sexually?

That's New Zealand.

Setari
2004-06-09, 02:45 PM
beastiality is legal in Sweden.

ControlledBurn
2004-06-09, 02:45 PM
Scotland. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

Radaeron
2004-06-09, 02:48 PM
That's New Zealand.


I'm fairly certain it's Wales *Snigger*


[Yes I'm aware of Britain having Wales etc.. But please have some respect to set us aside from the animals lovers :D]

[NB/ I'm not racist, but I make jokes, i think everyone has made a joke about the welsh at some point or another :D. Ppl don't flame, I know some welsh and they ok with joke :D ]

Kaltagesta
2004-06-09, 02:51 PM
We have a welsh kid in our class, he gets completely oqned over it every day. He laughs though, he knows none of us mean it.

ZionsFire
2004-06-09, 03:02 PM
He should just go to the American south.


We don't abuse........much anyway.

OfaLoaf
2004-06-09, 06:45 PM
Scotland. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
That deserves to be a PSU quote.

oddfish
2004-06-09, 07:25 PM
That deserves to be a PSU quote.

indeed. :nod:

Shalashaska
2004-06-10, 06:11 PM
Two questions to our friends across the pond:

2. Not really a question, but I saw some people doing the motorcycle and sidepod racing on the Isle of Man. That is insane.


I dont think the Isle of Man is actually part of Britain, It has its own parliament and laws, ever seen the flag? weird

EineBeBoP
2004-06-10, 06:27 PM
We have a welsh kid in our class, he gets completely oqned over it every day. He laughs though, he knows none of us mean it.


Which is sad because you all do.

I've been through England. I know how you guys treat the welsh :p

HunterKiller
2004-06-10, 07:15 PM
beastiality is legal in Sweden.

i hope your not serious

lightfire
2004-06-10, 07:19 PM
England the only place where Any Boy can be a Queen!,

Wales the only place where sleeping with your pets is airighttt,

-<[the wales one i found odd]<|>[i did not make it either]>-

AztecWarrior
2004-06-10, 08:16 PM
Two more questions:

1. Do you like Tony Blair? What does the UK as a whole think of him?

2. What do you think of the BBC?

Dharkbayne
2004-06-10, 08:20 PM
England the only place where Any Boy can be a Queen!,

Wales the only place where sleeping with your pets is airighttt,

-<[the wales one i found odd]<|>[i did not make it either]>-

You suck. The first one doesn't make sense, and the second one is worded so horribly, it isn't funny in any way at all.

OfaLoaf
2004-06-10, 09:10 PM
Dude, the BBC rocks. I hear it every night on NPR. They broadcast it.

AztecWarrior
2004-06-11, 12:12 AM
Isle of Man info:

The Isle of Man, situated in the centre of the British Isles, is an internally self-governing dependent territory of the Crown that is not part of the United Kingdom. The island has a special relationship with the European Union set out in Protocol 3 to the United Kingdom�s Treaty of Accession. Tynwald, the island�s 1000 year old Parliament, makes its own laws and oversees all internal administration, fiscal and social policies. Both individuals and companies who are resident in the Isle of Man for income tax purposes enjoy complete independence from the United Kingdom on matters of direct taxation. The island�s taxation system is quite separate from that of its neighbour.

And their flag is wierd as hell:

SHIELD YOUR EYES, IT'S FUCKED UP...




DON'T SCROLL DOWN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT...
















http://www.terranworld.com/Community/The%20Exchange/World%20Facts/flags/im-lgflag.jpg

Rbstr
2004-06-11, 12:15 AM
wierd

JetRaiden
2004-06-11, 12:31 AM
is acid legal there?

Sputty
2004-06-11, 12:32 AM
You suck. The first one doesn't make sense, and the second one is worded so horribly, it isn't funny in any way at all.
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AztecWarrior
2004-06-11, 12:38 AM
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If you count them, that's 15 legs.

The only interesting thing they (apparently) have is the TT races, where two people ride in one vehicle:

http://www.gear-boy.com/iomtt/isle%20of%20man%20tt%200066.JPG

One person drives the motorcycle while the other is behind and in a sidepod. The other person leans around to adjust weight in the corners, making them turn really fast.

Yes.

They race on streets, not just any streets, but tiny European streets.

Fragmatic
2004-06-11, 01:36 AM
They also have a Go-Kart race around the Isle of Man, and they have F1 Karts, which can get to some ridiculous speeds, they also gots their own web domain (.im).

Rbstr
2004-06-11, 01:40 AM
cool, i want to go there!

Fragmatic
2004-06-11, 01:41 AM
Well before you hop on your flight, grab me a few bags of oreos and a 24 pack of mountain dew.

Rbstr
2004-06-11, 01:43 AM
i'm gona finaly have a paypal to my checking accoutn up tomarrow i'll ship you some of those for a $10 fee + expenses

Fragmatic
2004-06-11, 01:48 AM
hmm, now I need money.

must. have. deeeeeew!

ZionsFire
2004-06-11, 02:03 AM
I'll give some to you for free Frag....






No,no.....I'm joking, but I do have a fridge stocked :D :p

Kaltagesta
2004-06-11, 04:55 AM
Two more questions:

1. Do you like Tony Blair? What does the UK as a whole think of him?

2. What do you think of the BBC?

1) Pretty much everyone hates him, because he lies so much. He said that there would be a referendum before joining the Euro back when he was elected in 97 - in fact, that was one of his main policies - and then last year he said that, when it comes to joining, he won't have a referendum, just a vote in parliment, since they were a body elected to 'represent the country', which is absolute shit. And thne, finally, due to the outcry, i think at last message he said we would have a referendum, but who knows how long he'll stick to that.

I could give you countless other times when he's done similar things, but i can't be bothered.

2) BBC's pretty good, but i don't think that everyone with a TV should have to pay over �100 a year just to have the BBC. I'd rather have adverts. And you still have to pay that, even if you never watch it, like having to pay for a Pay Per View channel, when you dont watch it, except a fair bit cheaper.

But yeah, a lot of the shows they put out are good, especially their documentaries since they have loads of money. Some of it's shite, but somes good [like Jonathan Creek... oh, i swooooon for Jonathan Creek!!]. Oh, and they made the office, and the 3 best comedy quiz show's on Tv.

xx7xx
2004-06-11, 05:13 AM
meh

Shalashaska
2004-06-11, 07:51 AM
Two more questions:

1. Do you like Tony Blair? What does the UK as a whole think of him?

2. What do you think of the BBC?


Both Bollocks

AztecWarrior
2004-06-11, 08:46 AM
Bollocks meaning testicles, I know that.

Lartnev
2004-06-11, 09:58 AM
1) I don't mind Tony Blair, it's his cabinet I can't stand. Most of the country see him as the lesser of evils.

2)They have some decent comedy programmes and the Learning Zone can be quite interesting. Apart from that I watch Sky :D

Oh, and the TV license doesn't just pay for BBC 1 and BBC 2.