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1024
2004-06-09, 11:40 PM
ten twntyfour: i stole a mens bathroom sign today
khr0n: HAHAH from where
ten twntyfour: STARBUCKS
khr0n: LMAO
ten twntyfour: FUCKING PWNToreos
khr0n: PICS!!!!
ten twntyfour: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8553/mens.gif (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8553/mens.gif)

discuss.

JetRaiden
2004-06-09, 11:41 PM
:rofl: omg wow. your best work yet, 1024.

Mushnator
2004-06-09, 11:43 PM
:lol: :rofl:

Corrosion
2004-06-09, 11:43 PM
:lol:

1024
2004-06-09, 11:43 PM
:rofl: omg wow. your best work yet, 1024.
:rofl: indeed

ViperGTS
2004-06-09, 11:53 PM
:rofl:

Smaug
2004-06-09, 11:55 PM
That's not very sanitary.

1024
2004-06-09, 11:56 PM
how so? do you piss all over the bathroom signs before you walk inside?

Dharkbayne
2004-06-09, 11:58 PM
how so? do you piss all over the bathroom signs before you walk inside?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes.

Ivan
2004-06-09, 11:58 PM
how so? do you piss all over the bathroom signs before you walk inside?
Doesn't everyone? :confused:

JetRaiden
2004-06-10, 12:00 AM
:sick: I hope I dont share a bathroom with any of you guys at the PSU Mobilization.

Smaug
2004-06-10, 12:02 AM
how so? do you piss all over the bathroom signs before you walk inside?

of course

Khronos
2004-06-10, 12:07 AM
how so? do you piss all over the bathroom signs before you walk inside?

wow i actually laughed out loud and woke up my brother.

Onizuka
2004-06-10, 12:08 AM
:lol: Goodjob.

Smaug
2004-06-10, 12:08 AM
In a place like starbucks, I wouldn't be surprised if people did piss all over the doors.

JetRaiden
2004-06-10, 12:11 AM
In a place like starbucks, I wouldn't be surprised if people did piss all over the doors.

starbucks isnt that big, if you pissed on the door to the bathroom, Im sure everyone in the building would know within a few seconds. it aint exactly fenway park.

Strygun
2004-06-10, 12:32 AM
um, good for you.

thief

Onizuka
2004-06-10, 12:43 AM
thief

Okay....

Smaug
2004-06-10, 03:09 AM
starbucks isnt that big, if you pissed on the door to the bathroom, Im sure everyone in the building would know within a few seconds. it aint exactly fenway park.

They're all yuppies, they don't care.

EineBeBoP
2004-06-10, 06:50 AM
I've participated in sign stealing before. Grabed a few at my school's football field, and various other places with friends.

HunterKiller
2004-06-10, 12:11 PM
:rofl:

Hezzy
2004-06-10, 12:30 PM
:lol:

Did you unscrew it off the door?

JetRaiden
2004-06-10, 02:43 PM
:lol:

Did you unscrew it off the door?

if you pull one it hard enough Im sure itll come right off. those things arent exactly welded to the door.

Zodiac
2004-06-10, 02:59 PM
um, good for you.

thief

1024
2004-06-11, 02:47 AM
thief
you rang?

ViperGTS
2004-06-11, 11:24 AM
What shall you take next?

Khronos
2004-06-11, 11:38 AM
What shall you take next?

my virginity :D

JetRaiden
2004-06-11, 12:21 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: omg khron.

EineBeBoP
2004-06-11, 01:11 PM
:lol: Fear my weird sig which contains tons of weirds shit.

Dharkbayne
2004-06-11, 01:13 PM
make it left aligned. It's in the center and it drives me insane.

1024
2004-06-11, 02:40 PM
EVERYBODY ALIGN THEIR SIGS TO THE CENTER

Sputty
2004-06-11, 02:41 PM
no

OfaLoaf
2004-06-11, 02:42 PM
Why not?

Sputty
2004-06-11, 02:44 PM
because it looks stupid

1024
2004-06-11, 02:45 PM
you look stupid

OfaLoaf
2004-06-11, 02:46 PM
Only if not everyone does it.

xmodum
2004-06-11, 02:48 PM
Fine....ill put mine in the center!

Onizuka
2004-06-11, 04:05 PM
It...doesn't look good for xmodum. Won't look good for me. Nah it doesn't look good anyway IMO.

FraudulentBob
2004-06-11, 04:09 PM
EVERYBODY ALIGN THEIR SIGS TO THE CENTER



http://xsco.net/global/img/bb/nopriv_***.jpg

SDM
2004-06-11, 04:14 PM
*self portrait*
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5395/yousuck.jpg

Seriously, go away.

JetRaiden
2004-06-11, 04:15 PM
go die bob.

Onizuka
2004-06-11, 04:15 PM
:lol: OWNED.

FraudulentBob
2004-06-11, 04:16 PM
http://xsco.net/global/img/bb/nopriv_***.jpg

Setari
2004-06-11, 04:17 PM
so anyway, i dont think my sig would look good in the center.

Onizuka
2004-06-11, 04:19 PM
so anyway, i dont think my sig would look good in the center.

No, the closer it is to your avatar the better I think.

EineBeBoP
2004-06-11, 04:20 PM
:-/ I was trying to be original when I did that. Oh, well. :lol:

added 8 more to my sig rotation.

Onizuka
2004-06-11, 04:22 PM
:-/ I was trying to be original when I did that. Oh, well. :lol:

added 8 more to my sig rotation.

Yours looks good centered.

But uhh, what are these sigs? Like, things? Tokyo Eine? :lol:

:love:

EineBeBoP
2004-06-11, 04:30 PM
^^^^ Is proof of my insanity. I dont know what many of these actually are. ^^^^

Just random shit i found and liked. I save stuff i might wanna make into sigs some day, so I cleaned out that folder and just put that shit in this.,

JetRaiden
2004-06-11, 04:32 PM
i need a link to a PHP script or whatever. I have 5 or 6 sigs Id like to rotate.

EineBeBoP
2004-06-11, 04:39 PM
I can give you the script, but cant host it.

SecondRaven
2004-06-12, 01:45 AM
<--- has uber new sig

EineBeBoP
2004-06-12, 02:14 AM
:lol:

Zodiac
2004-06-12, 10:29 AM
wtf

d3ath4u
2004-06-12, 11:17 AM
Hmm, speaking of sigs, I need to get around to making one someday. Problem is I have no clue what I would put in it...cant do a dicepoint thing, my stats are not that great....cant think of anything funny right now...oh well. Maybe I'll do one of those really annoying text signatures with some silly quote, but I'll have the line break BELOW the quote, that way every starts to read it thinking its part of my messege. Boy I hate those sigs.

Dharkbayne
2004-06-12, 11:19 AM
Hmm, speaking of sigs, I need to get around to making one someday. Problem is I have no clue what I would put in it...cant do a dicepoint thing, my stats are not that great....cant think of anything funny right now...oh well. Maybe I'll do one of those really annoying text signatures with some silly quote, but I'll have the line break BELOW the quote, that way every starts to read it thinking its part of my messege. Boy I hate those sigs.

Too bad the line break is built in.


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d3ath4u
2004-06-12, 11:23 AM
Sorry I didnt specify. I meant like at the OF. I have never had a problem with that here. Don't know why you need to be mean about it. :(

Infernus
2004-06-12, 11:46 AM
:-/ I was trying to be original when I did that. Oh, well. :lol:

added 8 more to my sig rotation.

You were original... we just sorta followed you...

JetRaiden
2004-06-12, 12:12 PM
I can give you the script, but cant host it.

thats fine with me. I already have most ofthem hosted anyway.

EineBeBoP
2004-06-12, 02:12 PM
<?php
//read folder
$folder=opendir("." );

$names = Array();

while ($file = readdir($folder))
$names[count($names)] = $file;

closedir($folder);

//sort file names in array
sort($names);

//remove any non-images from array
$tempvar = 0;
foreach ($names as $name)
{
$ext = strtolower(substr($name,-4));
if ($ext==".jpg"||$ext==".gif"||$ext=="jpeg"||$ext==".png" )
$names1[] = $name;
}
//random
srand ((double) microtime() * 10000000);
$rand_keys = array_rand ($names1, 2);
//random image from array
$slika = $names1[$rand_keys[0]];
//image dimensions
$dimensions = GetImageSize($slika);
header ("Location: http://<YOUR HOST/DIRECTORY HERE>//$slika" )
?>



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Replace http://<YOUR HOST/DIRECTORY HERE>//$slika" ) with your directory (keep the //$sk...