Fap Fap Fap Goes The Brother [Work Safe]

[Triggar]

Ok, heres the deal. I am in my room, listening to music on my headphones, and spamming Genmay. I go to get a soda, and as i walk out of my room i see the bathroom light is on. My brother is visiting for the weekend, so i assume he's taking a shit. But as i'm walking away i hear the faint noise of fapping. I stand by the door for about a minute and i'm convinced, he's whacking off. I sneak back to my room, grab my A80, and as im heading to the kitchen to get a butterknife (to unlock door as seen in vid) i switch to video mode and start recording. The actual part where i catch him is very short because as i swing the door open, he instantly spins around and shoves me and my camera goes flying into the wall behind me (camera is ok, just got turned off). Here is the video genmay, thx to vilky for the hosting.

http://www.vilkata.com/Squeeky/MVI_0344.AVI

BTW, for a better look, go frame by frame at the end

edit: VIDEO IS WORK SAFE, he just cusses me out.

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/blog/caught-in-the-act.gif



So help you God if this turns into a "Flame Squeeky" thread.

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That stunt may be reason enough to unban him hahahah

[SDM]

I wonder how long it took to extract the camera from Squeeky's throat. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Smaug]

I'm glad I don't live at squeeky's house.

[OfaLoaf]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That stunt may be reason enough to unban him hahahah
Really?



and 23 seconds in, that's the best frame of Squeeky's brother fapping off.

[Firefly]

That stunt may be reason enough to unban him hahahah

/SIGN

[UncleDynamite]

OMG, that's funny.

[OneManArmy]

*error 404 fixed. T3h funneh has now been found. you may resume computing.


:lol: :lol:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: Squeeky you crazy mofo :lol: at least he was being a good boy and was going to shoot it in the sink ..:rofl:

[martyr]

/SIGN
this is awesome

and jenny, that's gross

[Triggar]

/SIGN

[OneManArmy]

.... man.. you better be careful when brushing your teeth in that house....


come on... we all know your supposed to do it in the shower not the damn sink... whata n00b.

[Indecisive]

Clog!

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: Best thing hes ever done.

[Triggar]

.... man.. you better be careful when brushing your teeth in that house....come on... we all know your supposed to do it in the shower not the damn sink... whata n00b.

I'm so glad I can come to the PSU community for details like these, that women would otherwise never know. Thanks a lot.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[EarlyDawn]

/sign

[EineBeBoP]

.... man.. you better be careful when brushing your teeth in that house....


come on... we all know your supposed to do it in the shower not the damn sink... whata n00b.


...seriously.

[Jennyboo]

this is awesome

and jenny, that's gross
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Mr1337Duck]

/sign

[ViperGTS]

/sign
Omg thats great.

[Corrosion]

/SIGN

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Corrosion]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Needed two post to include my expression.

[UncleDynamite]

Actually, I too will

/SIGN

[ChewyLSB]

/sign

:rofl: :rofl:

[Infernus]

why doth he fap into the sink? do people brush their teeth in that general area of the room? Do it in the shower... or on your hand... or something...

[Triggar]

I, in my limited knowledge of male masterbation, always thought it was done in the toilet or in a sock.

[Infernus]

I, in my limited knowledge of male masterbation, always thought it was done in the toilet or in a sock.

well yea... but that gets your sock all messed up and in a house where your mother does the laundry... that would lead to awkward conversation... ... ...as if they don't know I jerk off...

[I Hate Pants]

Only VIM can remove those Protien stains left on the sink!

[Triggar]

Sick.

[Indecisive]

pen0r

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Im looking foward to Squeekys great adventure v2.

[Khronos]

OMG :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

:lol:

[Dharkbayne]

/SIGN

[Exano]

Oh..my.. :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :groovy: :eek: :doh:

[Mag]

Holy shit, that is quite possibly the funniest damn thing on the internet... ever.

[I Hate Pants]

Remeber this from my "post your girl friend" thread?

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/hand.gif

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/KY-JellyBox1.jpg

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/kleenex.jpg

Funniest post evar!

[Triggar]

Hahaha, thanks Pants.

Now I'm slap happy.

[Infernus]

On a slightly more serious note... WTF? heh my brother would've killed me.... ....twice....

[EarlyDawn]

well yea... but that gets your sock all messed up and in a house where your mother does the laundry... that would lead to awkward conversation... ... ...as if they don't know I jerk off...Exactly.

[Cryptica]

Wow....

Just....

Wow.

That is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have ever seen in the past 15 minutes.

The sink? Man...that's gross. You just don't do it there, it's not kosher. At least use the shower. Man...what an amateur.

:rock:

[Triggar]

Hahaha, this thread is gold

[Mag]

Used this in another thread, it goes better here.
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/popemast.jpg

[Spee]

Dude, squeeky, your brother is a n00b.


I almost just typed "Dude, your Squeeky is a n00b"

Oh yeah. Brush your teeth in the kitchen from now on.

[Squeeky]

Glad you guys like it

:love:

[AztecWarrior]

Welcome back.

[Infernus]

Glad you guys like it

:love:

:love: :love:

He's Back!

[I Hate Pants]

Welcome back

Now go see my Barbie girl thread before its bumped down!

[Peacemaker]

hahahaha.

[Squeeky]

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?p=401622#post401622

[1024]

this is the strangest day in PSU history.

EVER.

[Indecisive]

Im going to have to agree.

[QuakCow]

ive seen stranger....

[1024]

i left at 1:30 this morning. i log back into PSU at 10:20 and theres been an unplanned hamma's hour, a video of the quite possibly the most famous banned PSU member's brother gettin caught wacking off to an image of himself in a waist-up mirror, a video of the reaction of the same person who was wacking off about how the video of him wacking off got the most famous banned PSU member unbanned, and i missed ANOTHER chance at trying to get hamma to yell out of his window.

[Heavygain]

/SIGN
Amen

[Infernus]

i left at 1:30 this morning. i log back into PSU at 10:20 and theres been an unplanned hamma's hour, a video of the quite possibly the most famous banned PSU member's brother gettin caught wacking off to an image of himself in a waist-up mirror, a video of the reaction of the same person who was wacking off about how the video of him wacking off got the most famous banned PSU member unbanned, and i missed ANOTHER chance at trying to get hamma to yell out of his window.

wanna know whats weirder... he was wacking off into a sink... and he had his pants up. Seriously? Is he new at it Squeeky?

[Onizuka-GTO]

That was funny :lol:

Seriously i didn't know you could do it standing up....that's just strange but definately educational..... :lol:

[Hezzy]

Heh, I saw this on Gen[M]ay a while ago. Rocks :D

And yes, lads can fap while standing. Just don't do it in the sink. That's sick. I mean, you don't want to be shaving in a sink that someone has been fapping in, do you?

[Infernus]

Heh, I saw this on Gen[M]ay a while ago. Rocks :D

And yes, lads can fap while standing. Just don't do it in the sink. That's sick. I mean, you don't want to be shaving in a sink that someone has been fapping in, do you?

yea sink is sick... and we can do it in any position really...

[Indecisive]

PSU: Where sploog is dinner table conversation

[Triggar]

At least at my dinner table :)

[Onizuka-GTO]

:scared:

[lightfire]

we can stand up while fapping... most women can't because they, Fall Over

[1024]

O_

[Spee]

we can stand up while fapping... most women can't because they, Fall Over


Id like to think women "Plunge" more than "Fap"

[1024]

:rofl: "plunge"

[Biohazzard56]

a butter knife? Show me your l33t Lock Picking skills seeing as how I busted down a steel door with an Axe a few weeks after banning.

[Triggar]

Id like to think women "Plunge" more than "Fap"

Yeah, who taught you about female masterbation? Porno movies? Porno movies would have you believe .... aw forget it, I don't want to burst your bubble :)

[Squeeky]

I'm a cunning linguist :o

Actually, when chicks fap (or paf...) it looks like they are trying to scrub out a small spot the size of a quarter with 2 fingers. It's funny.

Uhh, dont ask how i know this.

[lightfire]

hey squeeks is that your kittie? or a photoshop

[Squeeky]

hey squeeks is that your kittie? or a photoshop

It's neither

[lightfire]

O.K, hmm this Thread has went from amd to starting from squeekys bro caught on tape to the squeekys unbanning/celebrateing now its how women can't masturbate standing up then its about that kittie in the pop tarts box :rofl: :groovy:

[Squeeky]

O.K, hmm this Thread has went from amd to starting from squeekys bro caught on tape to the squeekys unbanning/celebrateing now its how women can't masturbate standing up then its about that kittie in the pop tarts box :rofl: :groovy:

The lack of grammar and coherent thought has cost me 40,000 brain cells. Give them back :(

[lightfire]

The lack of grammar and coherent thought has cost me 40,000 brain cells. Give them back :(


... I love you man!

[Spee]

Yeah, who taught you about female masterbation? Porno movies? Porno movies would have you believe .... aw forget it, I don't want to burst your bubble :)


Im aware of clitoral stimulation. However, "plunge" is a far more interesting verb than "scrub"


Well, depending upon opinion I suppose.

[Onizuka-GTO]

As one wise dog said:


Unbelievable amongst the nerds i found a girl here.
Look at this. Not so shabby around here, eh honey?
The male, Female Ratio, yeah?
I mean you have your varible pick of the litter,
You can choose from, all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you.


Pretty much. yeah.
:rolleyes: :lol:

[Squeeky]

Pretty much. yeah.
:rolleyes: :lol:

Wanna have dinner sometime?

[Onizuka-GTO]

Only if you promise no sploog at the table and its at Burgerking. :lol:

[Squeeky]

Only if you promise no sploog at the table and its at Burgerking. :lol:

Works for me.

[Squeeky]

http://genmay.net/showthread.php?t=374755

:lol: oh shit

10gigs

from a 4mb video

[Dharkbayne]

Owned.

[Hamma]

Ouch, I sense much ownage.

[Squeeky]

Vilkatatop (5:23:16 PM): dear Squeeky
Vilkatatop (5:23:20 PM): your video has been removed
Vilkatatop (5:23:24 PM): -<3 Vilky
PSU Squeeky (5:27:25 PM): :(
PSU Squeeky (5:27:28 PM): Too much bandwith?
Vilkatatop (5:27:36 PM): 10gigs
PSU Squeeky (5:27:42 PM): holy shit
Vilkatatop (5:27:53 PM): seriously
Vilkatatop (5:28:03 PM): I had to look at the bandwith used amount like 4 times for it to process
PSU Squeeky (5:28:13 PM): holy shit
Vilkatatop (5:28:16 PM): anyways, I've deleted both videos
PSU Squeeky (5:28:19 PM): ok
PSU Squeeky (5:28:21 PM): lol
PSU Squeeky (5:28:23 PM): sry :(
Vilkatatop (5:28:23 PM): I'll reupload them 7/6
Vilkatatop (5:28:25 PM): its all good
Vilkatatop (5:28:33 PM): your password has also been changed until 7/7

:lol: oh snap

[Onizuka]

:lol:

[AztecWarrior]

Vilkatatop (5:23:16 PM): dear Squeeky
Vilkatatop (5:23:20 PM): your video has been removed
Vilkatatop (5:23:24 PM): -<3 Vilky
PSU Squeeky (5:27:25 PM): :(
PSU Squeeky (5:27:28 PM): Too much bandwith?
Vilkatatop (5:27:36 PM): 10gigs
PSU Squeeky (5:27:42 PM): holy shit
Vilkatatop (5:27:53 PM): seriously
Vilkatatop (5:28:03 PM): I had to look at the bandwith used amount like 4 times for it to process
PSU Squeeky (5:28:13 PM): holy shit
Vilkatatop (5:28:16 PM): anyways, I've deleted both videos
PSU Squeeky (5:28:19 PM): ok
PSU Squeeky (5:28:21 PM): lol
PSU Squeeky (5:28:23 PM): sry :(
Vilkatatop (5:28:23 PM): I'll reupload them 7/6
Vilkatatop (5:28:25 PM): its all good
Vilkatatop (5:28:33 PM): your password has also been changed until 7/7

:lol: oh snap
Pwnxt.

[Squeeky]

Here is a better pic of the fapper in question

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/brian-gay.jpg

[Hamma]

How ironic, he has a cock on his head.

[SDM]

How ironic, he has a cock on his head.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Just think about it. At some point in a store, he must have said to himself; "Gee, of all these cool hats, which one should I get? I know! I'll get the one with the big cock on it, that'll be leet!" :doh:

[Indecisive]

Ok, so, through that tiny thread, I have decided that genmay scares me.

[Triggar]

So Squeeky, just HOW many people watched that video of your older brother beating his pen0r like it owed him money?

[cpt crusader]

ROFL
Deserves the unban Hamma

[ViperGTS]

ROFL
Deserves the unban Hamma
O_ WTF

[martyr]

hey, does anyone have these downloaded? i can host them, and i can also handle any bandwidth he can throw my way

[Squeeky]

hey, does anyone have these downloaded? i can host them, and i can also handle any bandwidth he can throw my way

Bunch of people already mirrored them. And the guy who provides hosting to the original hoster gave him 40 gigs so he could reupload the vid :lol:

[JetRaiden]

the vid seems very ebaumsworld-ish. it should go there.

[Dharkbayne]

ROFL
Deserves the unban Hamma

Little slow on the up-take, are we?

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

[Vick]

Needs to be rebanned for posting on genmay, ******.

[Spee]

Yes, I AM a douchebag!

[Dharkbayne]

Needs to be rebanned for posting on genmay, ******.

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/rumsfeldrape_001.jpg

[Vick]

lol gay rape and douches is comedy gold KEEP IT UP

[Indecisive]

Wtf. Shut your mouth.

[Spee]

lol gay rape and douches is comedy gold KEEP IT UP


Better than calling someone a ****** and recommending they be banned for posting on a different forum that you, in your supreme wisdom and ultiimate intelligence, have decided is "gay." Good job, asshole.


wtf happened to you? You used to be cool.

[Vick]

Im just messing around, though unfortunately genmay is for *******. :(

But thats not my fault.