What would you do if...

[SDM]

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

[YankeeDoodle]

I would tell the citizens of the United States that they had just made the worst mistakes of their lives...

[ViperGTS]

I would have a charity every year For PSU and make hamma owner of the interweb.

[Jennyboo]

I wouldnt make President I'm not an American ...Yet :P~

[Onizuka-GTO]

well technically your American
Everyone person who lives on the North & South American Continents are that. ;) :lol:

[Manitou]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

:D

[Sputty]

Annex France

[Doop]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:


New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters


LOL, nyak nyak nyak.

First thing I'd do is get in the face of all the other candidates and make fun of them because they weren't elected.

[Jennyboo]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

:D
:rofl: :lol: Mani where would i be :P~

[ControlledBurn]

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

Not to rain on your parade, but June 14 is already Flag Day. Hookers & Ice Cream day needs to be moved.

[Manitou]

:rofl: :lol: Mani where would i be :P~
Ambassador of Canadian Relations - stationed in Hamma's pants.

[Squeeky]

Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

:D

Very nice :lol:

I, Squeekus Maximus Esq. III. Do solemly sware, to uphold the values and regulations set forth by the Department of Fapping.

[AztecWarrior]

I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments. Cuba, China, etc.

[Squeeky]

I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments. Cuba, China, etc.

The embargo has pretty much done that already as far as cuba goes.

[AztecWarrior]

You'd be surprised...

[Indecisive]

DHITB.

Duh.

[ControlledBurn]

The embargo has pretty much done that already as far as cuba goes.

I still can't get legal Rum or Cigars from Cuba though. :(

[BUGGER]

If i was in office, i'd change those ford explores in the motorcade to a bunch of escalades.

[Spee]

Pour Millions of dollars into Stem Cell/Gauss technology research.

[Squeeky]

If i was in office, i'd change those ford explores in the motorcade to a bunch of escalades.

Actually, those are black Suburbans.

[Triggar]

Go all Evita and build hospitals and schools and shit.

[Squeeky]

Go all Evita and build hospitals and schools and shit.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ViperGTS]

I would also make our anthem this"
Why Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you beleive you are fighting for something for more then your surivial? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
Throw in some beats and what not :)

[Onizuka-GTO]

I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments......China, etc.

Surprisingly, i think that would hurt the US more then China.... :rolleyes:

[Mag]

That actually goes really well to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.

[Onizuka-GTO]

That actually goes really well to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.

What does?

[Sputty]

I would also make our anthem this"
Why Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you beleive you are fighting for something for more then your surivial? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
Throw in some beats and what not :)
Just go kill yourself so we don't have to listen to your whining
Down, not across

[Hamma]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

:D
:rofl:

[SDM]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

:DCan I be ambassador to the World?



edit: I promise to keep it in my pants :D

[Triggar]

I would rock at being Secretary of State.

MANI 4 PREZ 2K4!!

[Dharkbayne]

Can I be ambassador to the World?



edit: I promise to keep it in my pants :D

Department of Anal Defense.