Mmmm, dinner time!

[Fragmatic]

I made pizza! :D

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/PICT0907.jpg

[Mr1337Duck]

That is one ugly pizza. :rofl:




mmmmm, lunch time, I'll make hotdogs. No pics, can't find digital camera.

[Fragmatic]

That is one ugly pizza. :rofl:

It's on the inside that counts ;)

Every time I make food, it looks shit, but tastes nice. Doesn't help that the photo is crap cause the lighting in my room is horrible :(

[NoSurrender]

wtf u talkin bout! that looks awesome. Seriously, air mail me some.

[Fragmatic]

wtf u talkin bout! that looks awesome. Seriously, air mail me some.

all gone, even sandwiched the last two slices :D

Now I feel stuffed :p

[I Hate Pants]

looks good actually. Whats on it?

[Jaged]

:drools:

[Fragmatic]

Pork :p couldn't find anything else, but felt like eating a pizza.

[Dharkbayne]

Fuck you. Now I want a pizza. :( I wish I had some food.

[Fragmatic]

Fuck you. Now I want a pizza. :( I wish I had some food.

Go rob 7-11.

[Squeeky]

Hey, screw you. IM THE PIZZA MAKER ON THIS FORUM!

[Fragmatic]

Hey, screw you. IM THE PIZZA MAKER ON THIS FORUM!

I didn't know :(

[1024]

I want red baron mini pizzas now. Those fuxing pxwn.

[Infernus]

I want red baron mini pizzas now. Those fuxing pxwn.

[Triggar]

I had an Atkins pizza for lunch....

[Onizuka-GTO]

why does that look like someone had thrown up all over it? :sick:

[1024]

Frag eats vomit. Its fun.

Oh he drinks beer with 99% head too.

[Fragmatic]

why does that look like someone had thrown up all over it? :sick:

I am but a primitive male, cooking is not my strong point.

Frag eats vomit. Its fun.

Oh he drinks beer with 99% head too.

hah, that was funny as fuck :p the worst beer pouring in the world! :lol:

[1024]

I am but a primitive male, cooking is not my strong point.



hah, that was funny as fuck :p the worst beer pouring in the world! :lol:
do you still have that picture? i think it got wiped off of my HD when i reformatted...

[Fragmatic]

do you still have that picture? i think it got wiped off of my HD when i reformatted...

I reformatted as well :p ah well.

[1024]

awww damn. o well indeed.

[AztecWarrior]

Yarr. There's barely any food left at my damn house, I'm leaving for the supermarket shortly. I ovened some chicken strips and fries, but one of the chicken strips casted Protection from Heat +3 and somehow didn't cook- very odd to bite into a strip and taste gooiness...

[Dharkbayne]

I made pizza! :D

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/PICT0907.jpg

:hitit:

[Onizuka-GTO]

you would hit anything.
Including the kitchen sink. :lol:

[Ivan]

Go rob 7-11.
There are 7-11's in England?

[JetRaiden]

I made microwaveable bagel bites...theyre just awesome.

[OfaLoaf]

I made pizza! :D

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/PICT0907.jpg
A perfect example of the apex of British Cuisine.

[Fragmatic]

There are 7-11's in England?

no, they have them in Malaysia though :p

A perfect example of the apex of British Cuisine.

:rofl:

[Red October]

I had an Atkins pizza for lunch....

[AztecWarrior]

A perfect example of the apex of British Cuisine.
:rofl:

Apex of British art: Isle of Man's Flag:

http://zhenghe.tripod.com/flags/big/man.jpg

[Fragmatic]

:rofl:

Apex of British art: Isle of Man's Flag:

http://zhenghe.tripod.com/flags/big/man.jpg

that's a cool flag.

[TekDragon]

That pizza is fucking amateure. Theirs only ONE way to make a pizza.

1 1/2 cup franks hot sauce mixed with 1/2 cup butter.
Chicken breast cut into small chunks.
Mozerella
Pizza Crust

Cut up raw chicken breast, baste in franks hot sauce w butter, bake until done. Use remainder of franks hot sauce for pizza sauce. Add 1/2 mozerella, chicken, and rest of mozerella to pizza crust. Bake on 425 for 10-15 minutes.

Best pizza ever.

[martyr]

frag, that pizza is terrifying

[Fragmatic]

frag, that pizza is terrifying

:rofl: but it tasted soooooo good :D

[Squeeky]

That pizza is fucking amateure. Theirs only ONE way to make a pizza.

1 1/2 cup franks hot sauce mixed with 1/2 cup butter.
Chicken breast cut into small chunks.
Mozerella
Pizza Crust

Cut up raw chicken breast, baste in franks hot sauce w butter, bake until done. Use remainder of franks hot sauce for pizza sauce. Add 1/2 mozerella, chicken, and rest of mozerella to pizza crust. Bake on 425 for 10-15 minutes.

Best pizza ever.

Can we make this on the Thursday i fly in? :drools:

[martyr]

only if you bring us the hot sauce, i've never even heard of frank's

[Squeeky]

http://webpages.charter.net/budnscoot/Franks.JPG

Never actually had it, but they have it at Jack In the Box in condiment sizes for the chicken strips etc...

[AztecWarrior]

http://webpages.charter.net/budnscoot/Franks.JPG

Never actually had it, but they have it at Jack In the Box in condiment sizes for the chicken strips etc...
http://www.gastronomie.pl/produkty/tabasco/zdjecia/rodzaje.jpg
is better.

[Onizuka]

I made pizza! :D

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/PICT0907.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I dont know why that is so funny :rofl: :rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

http://www.gastronomie.pl/produkty/tabasco/zdjecia/rodzaje.jpg
is better.
Amen.

[TekDragon]

http://www.gastronomie.pl/produkty/tabasco/zdjecia/rodzaje.jpg
is better.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Wow.. what a newb.

Tobasco is fucking vinegar mixed with black pepper. It's your best choice if you have a leaky pussy.

Cayenne pepper sauce is where it's at for almost ALL your cooking needs from tacos to pizzas to chicken. Franks Red Hot Sauce is the best of the cayenne sauces. You can find it at ANY grocery store. And once you grow some hair on your balls you can try some of this:

http://www.pyropepper.com/pics/insanity.jpg

Warning: That stuff was the only hot sauce banned from Chilli cook off's. One drop of it will send almost all of you crying to the bathroom to stick your head under the tub faucet.

Me? I use a teaspoon of it on my fagitas, and i mix it with my franks hot sauce for a wing coating. :evil:

[EDIT] to put in in perspective, you could drink an entire bottle of tobasco sauce and it would have less of an effect on you than if you dipped the very tip of your finger in the dave's insanity sauce and tasted it.

[TekDragon]

Just so everyone doesn't jump on me, Tobasco sauce isn't horrible. It does have it's uses.

It tastes good on roast beef w/ provalone on a french baguette sub.
It's also handy as an eye wash. :p

[Spee]

That pizza is fucking amateure. Theirs only ONE way to make a pizza.

1 1/2 cup franks hot sauce mixed with 1/2 cup butter.
Chicken breast cut into small chunks.
Mozerella
Pizza Crust

Cut up raw chicken breast, baste in franks hot sauce w butter, bake until done. Use remainder of franks hot sauce for pizza sauce. Add 1/2 mozerella, chicken, and rest of mozerella to pizza crust. Bake on 425 for 10-15 minutes.

Best pizza ever.


Ive had a pizza akin to that. Best thing Ive ever had.


Also, that hot sauce si WICKED SICK. Ive only seen droplets of it used at a time.

[TekDragon]

Ive had a pizza akin to that. Best thing Ive ever had.

You'll find something VERY similar to this at Pizza Hut. They just unrolled it as their new pizza style. I recomend everyone try it at least once.

Me and my buddies have been making these pizza's since we were in junior high. We've got that shit perfected.

Try making it with some hot wings and ranch (or blue cheese if that's your thing) on the side.

Also, that hot sauce si WICKED SICK. Ive only seen droplets of it used at a time.

Yeah, im trying to break my brother-in-law into it. It's something that has to be done slowly. You can't just jump right into using a sauce like that.

[JetRaiden]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Wow.. what a newb.

Tobasco is fucking vinegar mixed with black pepper. It's your best choice if you have a leaky pussy.

Cayenne pepper sauce is where it's at for almost ALL your cooking needs from tacos to pizzas to chicken. Franks Red Hot Sauce is the best of the cayenne sauces. You can find it at ANY grocery store. And once you grow some hair on your balls you can try some of this:

http://www.pyropepper.com/pics/insanity.jpg

Warning: That stuff was the only hot sauce banned from Chilli cook off's. One drop of it will send almost all of you crying to the bathroom to stick your head under the tub faucet.

Me? I use a teaspoon of it on my fagitas, and i mix it with my franks hot sauce for a wing coating. :evil:

[EDIT] to put in in perspective, you could drink an entire bottle of tobasco sauce and it would have less of an effect on you than if you dipped the very tip of your finger in the dave's insanity sauce and tasted it.

:lol: damn I gotta try that stuff...or at least make my brother try it unknowingly...

[Spee]

You'll find something VERY similar to this at Pizza Hut. They just unrolled it as their new pizza style. I recomend everyone try it at least once.



Actually, no you wont. I just tried to order one tonight. They stopped making it.


My house cried :tear:

[TekDragon]

Actually, no you wont. I just tried to order one tonight. They stopped making it.


My house cried :tear:

Your shitting me! Why would they discontinue it? It was one of the only pizza's they have that actually tastes good.

[Onizuka]

Your shitting me! Why would they discontinue it? It was one of the only pizza's they have that actually tastes good.

Indeed. I always thought pizza hut sucked.

[OneManArmy]

Cayenne pepper sauce? I bathe in that stuff you wussie, heck I let SDM use that stuff for lube during our Awsome Anal Adventures. its like water...

[Spee]

Your shitting me! Why would they discontinue it? It was one of the only pizza's they have that actually tastes good.


No idea. But I dont order from the Hut o' Pizzas anymore.

[Onizuka]

Cayenne pepper sauce? I bathe in that stuff you wussie, heck I let SDM use that stuff for lube during our Awsome Anal Adventures. its like water...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Toneball]

http://www.pyropepper.com/pics/insanity.jpg

Warning: That stuff was the only hot sauce banned from Chilli cook off's. One drop of it will send almost all of you crying to the bathroom to stick your head under the tub faucet.

OMFG yes, my buddy at work used a Teaspoon in his hot wing sauce. Man I was wiping my ass with a snowcone for a week. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[AztecWarrior]

Glad that you're just torturing yourself and not enjoying the flavor. Hot sauce is about flavor AND spiciness, just one doesn't do.

[Dharkbayne]

I prefer http://www.cloroxlaundry.com/images/buttons/home3_btn_bleach_bottle.jpg

[Bighoss]

I haven't been able to order from Pizza Hut for 7 God damn years! some stupid family place named Bella Nonna moved in and then we moved to a place that has pretty much nothing at all!

[TekDragon]

Glad that you're just torturing yourself and not enjoying the flavor. Hot sauce is about flavor AND spiciness, just one doesn't do.

What might seem "tortureingly hot" to you, is perfect for someone else. When I first met Teresa, if i gave put a drop of tobasco sauce in her food she said it was "too hot". Now she's pouring Frank's on everything, and might soon try Dave's.

Just because you can't eat food that spicy without crying doesn't mean everyone can't enjoy it.

[Indecisive]

You missed the point.

Taste |=| Hotness


And whats with this "YOUR NOT A MAN IF YOU DONT DRINK GALLONS OF HOTSAUCE"
bullshit.

[EarlyDawn]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This thread rules :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TekDragon]

And whats with this "YOUR NOT A MAN IF YOU DONT DRINK GALLONS OF HOTSAUCE" bullshit.

No. Your not a man if you say that something is "stupid" just because you don't have the capacity to enjoy it.

If you had come on and said "Dave's is to hot for me, but i understand how other people like it. I'll stick with cayenne pepper sauce" i'd be cool with it.

No, instead you try to act like anyone who likes Dave's is torturing themselves and not enjoy their food just because YOU can't enjoy it.

Guess which one sets off my "your a pussy" siren?

You missed the point.

Taste |=| Hotness

You missed the point.

For some people (a great many, actually, when you count the billion or so people living in India and the M.E.) the level of hotness is directly proportional to the taste and enjoyment of the food. For those people, me included, the receptors of the mouth and tongue that detect hotness send it to the pleasure center of the brain.

If you were correct, then everyone would be fucking eating rice all day.

I choose to think that the billion or so people on my side are correct. You can take your fondue and go sit in a corner.

[Indecisive]

No. Your not a man if you say that something is "stupid" just because you don't have the capacity to enjoy it.


When did I say that it was stupid because I dont like it?



If you had come on and said "Dave's is to hot for me, but i understand how other people like it. I'll stick with cayenne pepper sauce" i'd be cool with it.

When did I even say that anything was too hot for me?


No, instead you try to act like anyone who likes Dave's is torturing themselves and not enjoy their food just because YOU can't enjoy it.
Guess which one sets off my "your a pussy" siren?

When did I say this? Your "pussy" siren seems to be busted.



You missed the point.

For some people (a great many, actually, when you count the billion or so people living in India and the M.E.) the level of hotness is directly proportional to the taste and enjoyment of the food. For those people, me included, the receptors of the mouth and tongue that detect hotness send it to the pleasure center of the brain.

Yes, precicely, the hotter it is, the more natural painkillers your body will release, the "better" you will feel

If you were correct, then everyone would be fucking eating rice all day.

If I were correct in saying that really hot does not equal really good? What?

I fail to see how that applys. I said that just because something is absurdly hot, dosent nessesarly mean that it is TEH BEST FOOD EVAH!!!1

I choose to think that the billion or so people on my side are correct. You can take your fondue and go sit in a corner.

I never said I like hot food. I never said I dislike hot food. Where the hell you getting all this shit from?

Isnt fondue french? Fuck that.

[TekDragon]

Sorry Gohan. I assumed you and Aztec were the same poster simply because you took over his argument for him. I lumped your responce and his together.

[Indecisive]

Haha. Np :p

And on that note, I like spicy food occassionally, but nothing that cant be cured by a single glass of water.

Had volcano flavored chicken wings once. That was interesting.

[TekDragon]

And on that note, I like spicy food occassionally, but nothing that cant be cured by a single glass of water.

You do realize that a glass of water won't cure the "spice" of a fucking baked potatoe with some black pepper on it, right?

Water simply does not absorb the spice from the receptors on your mouth.

If your experimenting with spicy food with water, you'll never enjoy yourself. You need to get a loaf of fresh baked italian bread and a tall glass of milk. Then dive right in and rest assured you'll be able to recover no matter how spicy the food is.

[Dharkbayne]

A few years back, I had a friend who's parent knew someone who worked with some bigass hot sauce company, so he had about 20 jars of about everything, I dipped a piece of pizza in one (Habawhataveranero I think it was), i mean the entire piece submerged, and ate it. It burned whenever I breathed out, and I couldn't taste anything for like 2 hours after that. :|

[AztecWarrior]

A few years back, I had a friend who's parent knew someone who worked with some bigass hot sauce company, so he had about 20 jars of about everything, I dipped a piece of pizza in one (Habawhataveranero I think it was), i mean the entire piece submerged, and ate it. It burned whenever I breathed out, and I couldn't taste anything for like 2 hours after that. :|
Habanero. The spiciest natural pepper availible.

[Indecisive]

Yeah, water was a bad choice. I hardly even drink water. My liquid diet consists of 80 percent skim milk, 15% soda and 5% water.


Not exactly the healthyest thing, but meh.


The thing about spicy food is, its addicting. The painkiller release leaves you wanting more, but once you are done all of it, its like, at least for me, WHERE THE FUCKING FIRE HYDRANT.

[TekDragon]

Go to google and look up recipes for Lamb Curry.

Curries are one of the biggest entry points for people who get into hot food. They are a perfect blend of spice and flavor, with the flavor increasing with the spice.

[Dharkbayne]

Haha, it's like you're a fucking drug dealer, :rofl:

[Indecisive]

I dont eat things that smell like shit imo. I hate curry -_- And I hate lamb for that matter. :lol:

[TekDragon]

Haha, it's like you're a fucking drug dealer, :rofl:

How long have you need on this forum?

We've been over that topic with a fine tooth comb.

[Dharkbayne]

nm

[TekDragon]

need = been.

Fingers slipped a step.

[Rbstr]

I get these mini pizzas at the pool i work at all the time, they own i'll get pics

[TekDragon]

I get these mini pizzas at the pool i work at all the time, they own i'll get pics

The ones from Sam's Club or BJ's?

Those things rocked when i was little. They'll make you pudgy though.

[Biohazzard56]

I am but a primitive male, cooking is not my strong point.


I can imagine Frag being in one of those old 70s education films and frag was the caveman. Maybe ill make a photoshop creation, you have been warned.

Edit: w00t, 2000th Post.

[Onizuka]

I eat indian all the time. I go for spicy to the point where its enjoyable but as spicy as it can be. Usually I get a basic milk dip to complement the spice.

[OneManArmy]

well if we step back and observe all of this, throw in a few over generalizations; One can determine that the spicier you like your food the bigger the asshole you become.

[TekDragon]

well if we step back and observe all of this, throw in a few over generalizations; One can determine that the spicier you like your food the bigger the asshole you become.

Amen!

Errr.. wait...

Fuck you! :P

I would say that one overgeneralization I made was the wussier your tastebuds the more of a judgemental pussy you are.