View Full Version : Remember that guy who acted like an ass for a foul ball?
UncleDynamite
2004-06-17, 07:51 PM
I just finished watching the CBS Evening News, and apparently the guy who almost knocked down a little boy at a Texas Ranger's game (details in this thread (http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23342)) will be giving the ball back to the kid as well as issuing a letter of apology. The guy's name is Matt Starr. I couldn't find any articles on the 'Net, so you'll have to take my word on it for now.
Mr. Starr was probably just coerced into giving the ball back by all the publicity, but at least he partially redeemed himself.
Triggar
2004-06-17, 07:52 PM
FARK-XORS!! (http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1078&dept_id=151021&newsid=11989999&PAG=461&rfi=9)
UncleDynamite
2004-06-17, 07:56 PM
Damnit, Triggar, I searched through FARK and couldn't find an article about it. Damn your leet FARK-skills.
Triggar
2004-06-17, 07:58 PM
ph34r my 1337 farking abilities.
That guy is such a douche. I read in there that he's married, which solves the mystery of why he's suddenly giving the kid the ball and apologising.
UncleDynamite
2004-06-17, 08:09 PM
Wife: "Honey, just give the ball back."
Douche: "No."
Wife: "Seriously, just give the ball back to the kid."
Douche: "I said no!"
Wife: "Look, don't be mean, just let the poor boy have it."
Douche: "No, and that final."
...
Wife: "ALRIGHT THEN!!! NO SEX FOREVER, FOOL!!!!"
Douche: "Holy fuck! Okay, okay!"
Triggar
2004-06-17, 08:11 PM
It was probably more like,
WIFE: "I can't believe you did that, you douche."
ASS: "WHAT? It was my ball!"
WIFE: "You're a fucking asshole. I can't believe I ever married you."
--after three days of not speaking or getting laid--
WIFE: "So, are you ready to be a man and give the little kid his ball?"
ASS: "Fine."
Cryptica
2004-06-17, 11:41 PM
Hahaha, never underestimate the power of holding out. Hell hath no fury like a woman willing to hold out on her partner.
lightfire
2004-06-18, 01:19 AM
hell hath no fury like a woman SCORN, You fool!
Squeeky
2004-06-18, 01:33 AM
Signed Nolan Ryan ball? Fuck dude. :lol:
AztecWarrior
2004-06-18, 01:36 AM
ph34r my 1337 farking abilities.
Awaiting approval:
- Triggar: ph34r my 1337 farking abilities.
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