Martyr's Hair

[Manitou]

I would just like to comment on martyr's hair on his webcam. It quite honestly defies description, but I think I come close when I say it looks like he combed it with firecrackers. ;)

http://www.planetside-universe.com/staffdetails.php?p=martyr

[Khronos]

right now it looks like hes fapping

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7421/martyr.jpg



i cant really see his hair yet

[Hamma]

Thats some kind of intruder.

[Dharkbayne]

:hitit:

[Infernus]

its martyr's house guest or some such... I say we kill him for confusing us...

[Khronos]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching

[Dharkbayne]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Manitou]

My deepest heartfelt apologies to martyr then! Tell that "houseguest" to put your hair down, martyr, or he has to leave!!!

[AztecWarrior]

[NaturalSelection]CLEANSE THE INTRUDERS[/NS]

[martyr]

HAHAHAHAHA starks got owned by my PSU webcam stalkers.

[AztecWarrior]

Who's 'starks'?

[Indecisive]

the intruder.

[AztecWarrior]

I KNOW. Who is he? What is he doing there? Shall he be shot?

[ControlledBurn]

Contrary to popular belief, Martyr does have friends in what some like to call reality, or as I call it, "Not the intarweb"

[Indecisive]

I KNOW. Who is he? What is he doing there? Shall he be shot?


no, but you might :brow:

[SDM]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watchingOMFG :rofl:


KHRONOWNED!

I'M FUCKING HAWT!!!

[Triggar]

PSU has a strange way of making our guests feel welcome :p

[Jennyboo]

:lol: mani np at first i thought it was marytr too but then i was told it was a house guest :P~

[Triggar]

My brother has a mullet wig that he sometimes wears out in public.

I should have him send it down to Florida, so you weirdos can catch Martyr with a mullet :)

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BEST. PIC. EVAR.

[martyr]

in order to prevent future confusion, i've put together a list of properties of ... well, me, that you can use when identifying martyr vs an impostor or intruder.


shirts. always two. all shirts are greyscale: no color, no logos
pants. only royal robbins 511 fbi tactical pants, greyscale: no color, no shorts
boots. black combat/work by caterpillar
watch. big. black & silver, by yes. left wrist.
glasses. dark thin frames - no contacts
hair. short and dark. sometimes red in sunlight [edit] none of that crazy einstein stuff that starks does
sidearm. walther p99, titanium slide, carried strong side (right) in fobus holster


that should do it for now. in case of further confusion, feel free to consult either triggar or myself as to identifying martyr.

[Sputty]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
No one can resist SDM

[Infernus]

in order to prevent future confusion, i've put together a list of properties of ... well, me, that you can use when identifying martyr vs an impostor or intruder.


shirts. always two. all shirts are greyscale: no color, no logos
pants. only royal robbins 511 fbi tactical pants, greyscale: no color, no shorts
boots. black combat/work by caterpillar
watch. big. black & silver, by yes. left wrist.
glasses. dark thin frames - no contacts
hair. short and dark. sometimes red in sunlight [edit] none of that crazy einstein stuff that starks does
sidearm. walther p99, titanium slide, carried strong side (right) in fobus holster


that should do it for now. in case of further confusion, feel free to consult either triggar or myself as to identifying martyr.

Hawt

[martyr]

sdm, i hate to say it, but from that angle, you look like david duchovney (sp)

[Triggar]

I think he looks like Professor Fontaine.

[Sputty]

I don't care what you think he looks like
He's pure hawtness

[SDM]

I think he looks like Professor Fontaine.
pics:

[Triggar]

It's hard to catch Fontaine in action, but I'll try.

EDIT: KICK ASS!! He's on the intarweb:

http://www.erau.edu/faculty/GregoryFontaine.html

[SDM]

It's hard to catch Fontaine in action, but I'll try.

EDIT: KICK ASS!! He's on the intarweb:

http://www.erau.edu/faculty/GregoryFontaine.html
Yer high on glue. :lol:

[Squeeky]

:lol:

pwned

[Mag-Mower]

:rofl: http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ivan]

Khronos gets 10,000 PSU Cool points!

[martyr]

i'd like to tell all of you that, upon arriving at home, i showed him this thread.

[SDM]

i'd like to tell all of you that, upon arriving at home, i showed him this thread.
Was he duely impressed by our creativity, and singular wit?

[Ivan]

i'd like to tell all of you that, upon arriving at home, i showed him this thread.
And his reponse? :confused:

[Triggar]

He, along with the other three house guests, laughed wholeheartedly, and then the FireCracker Haired boy in question got all embarassed.

[SDM]

He, along with the other three house guests, laughed wholeheartedly, and then the FireCracker Haired boy in question got all embarassed.
How adoreable. He does think I'm hotT though, right?

[martyr]

he said, simply,
i hate all you guys.

[Ivan]

Well you can tell him we all love him. Some more than others. :brow: :lol:

[SDM]

Quote: Originally Posted by starks
i hate all you guys.
:tear: I guess this means he's not ready for a commitment...


I feel used.

[Khronos]

Khronos gets 10,000 PSU Cool points!

oh my :love:

[EnorganiK]

Woot wtfpwned :groovy:

[Zodiac]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2164/martyrfap.gif

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's the funniest original shit I have seen on PSU in a long ass time.

[Triggar]

AND NOW THE POOR KID'S SICK.

ARE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY NOW??

:nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi:

[Sputty]

AND NOW THE POOR KID'S SICK.

ARE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY NOW??

:nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi:
I touched him in his sleep
Sorry

[321]

His hair is gorgeous!

[lightfire]

AND NOW THE POOR KID'S SICK.

ARE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY NOW??

:downwithtriggar: :downwithtriggar: :downwithtriggar: :downwithtriggar: :downwithtriggar:


yes :D

[Triggar]

yes :D

Haha, NO MOBILIZATION FOR YOU

/banned :)

[Zodiac]

AND NOW THE POOR KID'S SICK.

ARE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY NOW??Yea, I think what he was doing does qualify him as "sick". Poor guy needs help. :(

[Sputty]

Yea, I think what he was doing does qualify him as "sick". Poor guy needs help. :(
http://www.bohicagaming.com/images/owned/owned_shotgun.jpg

[Triggar]

Sputty, your "owned" images rule :)

[Khronos]

AND NOW THE POOR KID'S SICK.

ARE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY NOW??

:nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi:


Yea, I think what he was doing does qualify him as "sick". Poor guy needs help.

im gonna have to agree.
quite a sick man long before i caught his fap-in-action, but at least he does it to quality pr0n.

[JetRaiden]

Sputty, your "owned" images rule :)

yea, I think he stockpiles them.

[Mushnator]

http://www.bohicagaming.com/images/owned/owned_shotgun.jpg

http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/owned5/owned-train.jpg

:D

[firecrackerNC]

hey wait did someone say my name?oh firecrackers ok

oh and nice hair

[ViperGTS]

http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/owned5/owned-train.jpg

:D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: