[Video] BOOOOM!!!!!!

[Squeeky]

http://members.cox.net/angela.stevenson/11may04jdam_wsep.mpg
http://members.cox.net/angela.stevenson/11may04jdam_bda.mpg

Now i know what those ******** feel like :lol: :eek:

That's so badass.

They look like bunker busters to me. The bombs that penetrate the ground 30-40 feet then detonate :cool:

[Zodiac]

holy. shit. badass.

[Mushnator]

Judging by the file name it's a JDAM (Joint Direct Attack Munition)

Basically a 2000lb firecracker with wings. :D

[SDM]

O_ I'd hate to be on the recieving end of that.

[Fragmatic]

I want one

[EineBeBoP]

I want one

Make that 4.

[321]

Ow my ears a caution loud tag would have been nice. Cool videos though.

[Fragmatic]

Make that 4.

I'll need arround 75 for my terrorist activities.

[1024]

"Keep away from children..."

"COOL!"

[Jaged]

I could have fun with one of those things. :evil:

[RuskiVodka]

I know it sounds silly, but I would be shitting my pants, flying a plane with that payload.

But I must say "Christ OMighty!"

[ControlledBurn]

Actually the JDAM is a kit for the tail of standard "dumb" munitions to turn them into guided weapons. There are kits for anywhere from 250 pound bombs to 2,000 pounders. That video is not from a bunker buster, as those bombs are designed from the ground up to be smart not as an afterthough, and also made to punch through the concrete first before detonation. If that was the case with this one, we'd see a lot more penetration in the soft earth that this munition strikes.

The Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) GBU-31 is a tailkit under development to meet both USAF and Navy needs, with the Air Force as the lead service. The program will produce a weapon with high accuracy, all-weather, autonomous, conventional bombing capability. JDAM will upgrade the existing inventory of general purpose and penetrator unitary bombs, and a product improvement may add a terminal seeker to improve accuracy. JDAM can be launched from approximately 15 miles from the target and each is independently targeted.

[UncleDynamite]

ControlledBurn is right. Plus, a bunker buster would have a slight delay before exploding (as it's penetraing the concrete and dirt).

[Rbstr]

yeah you guys that want these need an airplane to dorp them from and some sophisticated targeting thingys

[ControlledBurn]

I'm expecting my F/A-18C in 24 months or less.

[Onizuka-GTO]

I'm expecting my F/A-18C in 24 months or less.

:lol:

Incidently, how did you have to pay for it? 1.5 Million US Dollars?
:p

[ControlledBurn]

Courtesy of the U.S. Taxpayers and the US Marine Corps.

[Mushnator]

I'm expecting my F/A-18C in 24 months or less.

Remember, the rockets arn't for spamming the troops. :D

Where are you going to?

[TheN00b]

OMGWTFBBQSAUCEPWNZ0R :eek: :eek: !!!!!!1111oneone11

[Hamma]

Damn, quite a bomb.

[UncleDynamite]

Incidently, how did you have to pay for it? 1.5 Million US Dollars?

More like $60 million... the approximate cost of an F18.

[Squeeky]

I got a friend in pensacola who is midway through his trek to become a Naval Aviator. :D

[MadCat360]

BOOM BABY!

[Lonehunter]

Well, I come back from a small vacation and I find Squeeky is no longer banned. WTF.

[Squeeky]

Well, I come back from a small vacation and I find Squeeky is no longer banned. WTF.

Wanna take my place? I'm sure no one would mind ;)

[GonePostal]

ye wtf how did you pull that off squeeky>?

[Liquidtide]

Looks like they struck oil in the second video... wow

[Squeeky]

ye wtf how did you pull that off squeeky>?

Dont get caught masturbating

[GonePostal]

wtf?

[Mag]

You heard the man.

[ZeusCali]

*edit
He broke into the room where his brother was masturbating, while his brother was masturbating. He then proceeded to have the camera shoved down his throat.


...and hamma heard, see the hamma time recorded by gohan, as hamma decided on air to unban squeeky


thx for the correction mag :)

[GonePostal]

what. the. fuck.

[Mag]

Correction to Zeus' post. He broke into the room where his brother was masturbating, while his brother was masturbating. He then proceeded to have the camera shoved down his throat.

[MadCat360]

That makes no sense whatsoever.

[Baneblade]

That makes no sense whatsoever.
Would make plenty if they syndicated...

Anyway, that is a fairly impressive bomb.

[Dharkbayne]

He caught his bro fapping on video, and Hamma thought it was funny, and decided to unban him.

[I Hate Pants]

I still dont undertsand how you had the balls to do it Squeeky. If my brother was fapping off in the bathroom id be too disgusted to brake in. What if he just finished as you broke in? Did you really want to see the mess he left? :sick:

That would leave a permanent scar on my brain.

[SDM]

I still dont undertsand how you had the balls to do it Squeeky. If my brother was fapping off in the bathroom id be too disgusted to brake in. What if he just finished as you broke in? Did you really want to see the mess he left? :sick:
No kidding, I wouldn't want to see it by mistake, let alone try for it. If I heard my brother pulling one off in the bathroom, I'd beat the crap out of the door, screaming "OH SWEET JESUS! HURRY UP AND CUM ALREADY! I HAVE TO PEE LIKE A FUCKING RACE HORSE!!!!" You know. Just totally wreck whatever mental image he might have had and destroy the moment he was having with himself utterly.

[Fragmatic]

No kidding, I wouldn't want to see it by mistake, let alone try for it. If I heard my brother pulling one off in the bathroom, I'd beat the crap out of the door, screaming "OH SWEET JESUS! HURRY UP AND CUM ALREADY! I HAVE TO PEE LIKE A FUCKING RACE HORSE!!!!" You know. Just totally wreck whatever mental image he might have had and destroy the moment he was having with himself utterly.

:rofl:

Well done, I now have root beer all over my monitor :(

[RuskiVodka]

SDM ROFL Brilliant! :rofl:

Frag mate, don't do it with Vodka next time :D

[Lonehunter]

So, please somebody correct me if I'm wrong but, from what I've gathered. Squeeky recorded his brother playing with himself, has the urge to show it to others, shows it to Hamma, Hamma likes it so much he decides to unban Squeeky. Now if all that's correct, then DAMN I KNEW you guys were gay! Now what is Jennyboo gonna think :(

[Squeeky]

You're retarded (first flame since i've been back, sry).

[xmodum]

Haha, nice bomb, they did that test on my birthday :D

EDIT: The video didnt show anything, it was just hell'a funny. Im giving Squeeky 1,000,000,000 X points for it!

[Infernus]

You're retarded (first flame since i've been back, sry).

IMHO this flame is permisable... and Lonehunter, STFU...

[Mushnator]

Now what is Jennyboo gonna think :(

Orgy?

:brow:

[Infernus]

Orgy?

:brow:

kinkay overwhelming!

[GonePostal]

man thats fucked up squeeky

[Hezzy]

Lonehunter, STFU

[Lonehunter]

I have this skill, I bring out the worst in everybody. I'm glad I'm good at it. I was wondering how early Hamma would let him come back though, didn't think it would be this early. You all have to admit what Squeeky did was pretty damn strange.

Edit: and Mush I think you're right.

[SandTrout]

can I have the payload? No, you can keep the tail kit...

[Baneblade]

This thread is about a bomb that blew, not a load that didnt...