And We Thought YOU Were A Loser

[Triggar]

The Official Countdown Site to Emma Watson (a.k.a. Hermione Granger)'s 18th Birthday (http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm?adgd=etd)

Even though this website is supposed to focus on Hermione Granger,
everybody's favorite Hogwarts heroine, I thought I might take a little
opportunity to shed a little light on who I am. So let us begin, shall we?

Lumos!

Let me start by saying that I am a wiz when it comes to computers. I've
been programming and coding since I was about 12. I prefer to work my magic in a UNIX environment. If you're a muggle when it comes to computer magic, UNIX is an operating system. Sort of. It's actually more akin to a class of operating systems. It's what linux is based on to a large extent. You see, Linux was built to be UNIX for desktop machines initially. Sometimes people use it generically to refer to any operating system like Linux, UNIX, etc. Other times they may use it more specifically to mean exact variants. It may sound boring but it's really fun. I even named my computer mouse Scabbers after Ron's pet in the Harry Potter books. It's really fun. Sometimes I'll talk to it while I'm working as though it's a real pet. "Hey Scabbers, I'll give you some cheese if you open that .exe file." Or something like: "Scabbers, you little rascal, did you just cause my computer to freeze?"

Oh. Holy. Loser.

[Hezzy]

Seen it. Showed it on IRC a few months ago.

It cropped up on genmay somewhere, IIRC

[ViperGTS]

Wow.

[Mag-Mower]

uhhh, i thinks hes mental,

[OneManArmy]

people really never cease to scare me.... freakin wierdos...

[Triggar]

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/jason.jpg

[Sputty]

:rofl:
Is anyone surprised about how he looks?

[Rbstr]

no, i think he need some help.

[Desperado]

he looks like a normal guy minus the ghey scarf and just about everything in his room

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

omg some people really need some help.....

[Angel_of_Death]

That is so disturbing.

People never cease to amaze me.

[Bighoss]

ugh I'm at a loss for words at how fucked up people can be

[Kikinchikin]

:rofl:

[Infernus]

Hezzy posted this on IRC a while back... got quite a few good quotes out of it IIRC...

[Triggar]

$20 if you can dig them up :lol:

[Infernus]

$20 if you can dig them up :lol:

Damnit... I wish I had my IRC logs on this computer...

[firecrackerNC]

Well the girl is pretty hoT.

[Hezzy]

[17:11:06] <Hezzy> http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm
[17:11:08] <Hezzy> haahaahha#
[17:11:15] * Hezzy falls off his chair laughing at this guy
[17:11:20] <Hezzy> what a pedophile
[17:11:21] <Infernus> ha
[17:11:29] <Infernus> erm
[17:11:33] <Infernus> scary
[17:12:00] <Infernus> http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/18yroldherm.jpg
[17:12:05] <Infernus> LOL
[17:12:25] <Hezzy> He's 37. Quote: "Here are my favorite pictures of Hermione. She is so damn HOT!"
[17:12:36] <Infernus> LOL
[17:12:48] <Hezzy> another
[17:12:56] <Hezzy> "OK class, who wants to go out on a date
[17:12:56] <Hezzy> with Jason when you turn 18?"
[17:13:07] <Hezzy> O_O
[17:13:08] * Ivan raises hand
[17:13:12] <Hezzy> lol
[17:13:15] <Infernus> lol
[17:13:16] <Ivan> Wait I can!
[17:13:17] <Ivan> I'm 20
[17:13:21] <Hezzy> wewt
[17:13:30] * Ivan calls up Jason
[17:14:04] <Hezzy> "You can remember where the accent goes because it's on the MY, as in Hermione is MY girl. Not yours, which means don�t even think about it.
[17:14:05] <Infernus> lol
[17:14:33] <Hezzy> he must've been heartbroken when he found out that emma and dan are dating
[17:14:48] <Ivan> Who?
[17:14:48] <Infernus> whos a whats it?
[17:14:51] <Hezzy> (hermione and harry, the actors)
[17:14:56] <Ivan> ah
[17:15:00] <Infernus> ah
[17:15:03] <Ivan> didn't know who Dan was
[17:15:05] <Infernus> shes dating that ******?
[17:15:07] <Squeeky> my hermione is harry :o
[17:15:07] <Hezzy> dan radcliffe
[17:15:14] <Hezzy> and emma watson
[17:15:17] <Ivan> Infernus, he's probably acool kid
[17:15:23] <Squeeky> Dude
[17:15:25] <Squeeky> He's 40
[17:15:26] <Hezzy> he seems abit nerdy if you ask me
[17:15:30] <Infernus> <Infernus> shes dating that ******?
[17:15:36] <Hezzy> yes, thats what i'm trying to say squeeks :p
[17:15:41] <Squeeky> dude
[17:15:46] <Squeeky> harry and hermione are fucking?
[17:15:48] <Squeeky> sweet!!!!
[17:15:49] <Hezzy> yeah
[17:15:55] <Infernus> lol
[17:16:01] <Infernus> um...
[17:16:08] <Infernus> Here are some fun facts about Hermione a.k.a. Emma Watson
[17:16:08] * tunix19 has joined #ps-universe
[17:16:08] * tunix19 has left #ps-universe
[17:16:13] <Hezzy> im not sure about harry's little eye thing
[17:16:15] * Kyonye has joined #ps-universe
[17:16:18] <Hezzy> with the blinking randomly
[17:16:23] <Infernus> shouldn't it be Emma Watson AKA Hermione
[17:16:25] * Kyonye burps
[17:16:27] <Kyonye> hello
[17:16:29] <Hezzy> haha
[17:16:38] <Hezzy> i think thats how he picked her up
[17:16:43] <Infernus> i think hes looking for a little rool playing
[17:16:46] <Hezzy> he was looking at her and his eye thingy was blinking
[17:16:51] <Hezzy> she prolly thought he was hitting on her
[17:17:21] <Hezzy> "Now grab your wand and get counting!"
[17:17:23] <Hezzy> No.

paypal to [email protected] plzkthxbye :p

[Infernus]

Yea...but this guy is 30 and idolizes her... talks about how long until she is 18 so as to make hawt love with her legaly...

[Indecisive]

Goodness.

[Hezzy]

Which would never happen. Even if she was legal age. He's old enough to be her dad.

[Infernus]

Which would never happen. Even if she was legal age. He's old enough to be her dad.

Heh... I don't know... I've heard of stanger things...

[Baneblade]

Fascinating...:lol:

[Triggar]

It makes my stomach turn a little

Reminds me of that revenge website Hamma (I think) posted a few days ago - where the girl pretended to be 13 online and the older guy wanted to do her in the butt

[Indecisive]

Haha. I think I remember that.

[Infernus]

[17:11:06] <Hezzy> http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm
[17:11:08] <Hezzy> haahaahha#
[17:11:15] * Hezzy falls off his chair laughing at this guy
[17:11:20] <Hezzy> what a pedophile
[17:11:21] <Infernus> ha
[17:11:29] <Infernus> erm
[17:11:33] <Infernus> scary
[17:12:00] <Infernus> http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/18yroldherm.jpg
[17:12:05] <Infernus> LOL
[17:12:25] <Hezzy> He's 37. Quote: "Here are my favorite pictures of Hermione. She is so damn HOT!"
[17:12:36] <Infernus> LOL
[17:12:48] <Hezzy> another
[17:12:56] <Hezzy> "OK class, who wants to go out on a date
[17:12:56] <Hezzy> with Jason when you turn 18?"
[17:13:07] <Hezzy> O_O
[17:13:08] * Ivan raises hand
[17:13:12] <Hezzy> lol
[17:13:15] <Infernus> lol
[17:13:16] <Ivan> Wait I can!
[17:13:17] <Ivan> I'm 20
[17:13:21] <Hezzy> wewt
[17:13:30] * Ivan calls up Jason
[17:14:04] <Hezzy> "You can remember where the accent goes because it's on the MY, as in Hermione is MY girl. Not yours, which means don�t even think about it.
[17:14:05] <Infernus> lol
[17:14:33] <Hezzy> he must've been heartbroken when he found out that emma and dan are dating
[17:14:48] <Ivan> Who?
[17:14:48] <Infernus> whos a whats it?
[17:14:51] <Hezzy> (hermione and harry, the actors)
[17:14:56] <Ivan> ah
[17:15:00] <Infernus> ah
[17:15:03] <Ivan> didn't know who Dan was
[17:15:05] <Infernus> shes dating that ******?
[17:15:07] <Squeeky> my hermione is harry :o
[17:15:07] <Hezzy> dan radcliffe
[17:15:14] <Hezzy> and emma watson
[17:15:17] <Ivan> Infernus, he's probably acool kid
[17:15:23] <Squeeky> Dude
[17:15:25] <Squeeky> He's 40
[17:15:26] <Hezzy> he seems abit nerdy if you ask me
[17:15:30] <Infernus> <Infernus> shes dating that ******?
[17:15:36] <Hezzy> yes, thats what i'm trying to say squeeks :p
[17:15:41] <Squeeky> dude
[17:15:46] <Squeeky> harry and hermione are fucking?
[17:15:48] <Squeeky> sweet!!!!
[17:15:49] <Hezzy> yeah
[17:15:55] <Infernus> lol
[17:16:01] <Infernus> um...
[17:16:08] <Infernus> Here are some fun facts about Hermione a.k.a. Emma Watson
[17:16:08] * tunix19 has joined #ps-universe
[17:16:08] * tunix19 has left #ps-universe
[17:16:13] <Hezzy> im not sure about harry's little eye thing
[17:16:15] * Kyonye has joined #ps-universe
[17:16:18] <Hezzy> with the blinking randomly
[17:16:23] <Infernus> shouldn't it be Emma Watson AKA Hermione
[17:16:25] * Kyonye burps
[17:16:27] <Kyonye> hello
[17:16:29] <Hezzy> haha
[17:16:38] <Hezzy> i think thats how he picked her up
[17:16:43] <Infernus> i think hes looking for a little rool playing
[17:16:46] <Hezzy> he was looking at her and his eye thingy was blinking
[17:16:51] <Hezzy> she prolly thought he was hitting on her
[17:17:21] <Hezzy> "Now grab your wand and get counting!"
[17:17:23] <Hezzy> No.

paypal to [email protected] plzkthxbye :p


Where would we be without you?

[Triggar]

So I'll leave you with a poem I wrote about my favorite character, Ms. Hermione Granger.

Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, alas
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset

Here's a little drawing of Hermione that I threw together a couple weeks ago. I'm not much of an artist, but I am pretty happy with how it turned out.

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/drawing.jpg

[firecrackerNC]

wow thats better then the poem I wrote for my beloved Emma..........err i mean wow what a weirdo!sicko!

[eXoSloth]

She isn't even hot...

[Triggar]

This just keeps getting better:

I scanned these pictures out of my special leather-bound Hermione photo album. I have her future name imprinted in gold foil on the cover: "Hermione Nyffington."

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/img7.jpg

"OK class, who wants to go out on a date with Jason when you turn 18?"

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/img4.jpg

[eXoSloth]

:rofl:

[RuskiVodka]

:huh:

[Hezzy]

He has to be taking the piss.

[Triggar]

I hope so. Or else I'm never letting my future daughter out of the house.

[Triggar]

That's it! I'm officially skerred of this guy:

I even have a Harry Potter screensaver on my computer that shows Harry in the middle of a heated quidditch match, swooping down on his broom, reaching out precariously to grab the golden snitch. Then the phrase "CAN YOU DIG IT?" flashes up on the screen. It's pretty awesome. It was well worth the $19.95 I spent on it.

One night at a D&D role-playing game party in 6th grade, my friend Joey spilled Dr. Pepper all over the couch. I used a special mixture of baking powder, salt, and ground oregano to bring out the stain. We'd always argue over which soft drink had the most caffeine. Those were good times.

[Sputty]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Mr1337Duck]

FUCKUP!!


Trig, you're a gun freak, right? How much would it be to buy about 20 derringers? Yes, I mean those little shitty guns. He needs to suffer before death.

[Triggar]

I don't think shooting him would do the trick.

I think we should be creative.

Like... make a 3x3 plexiglass box. Make him stand in it naked, while we let spiders into the box while blaring Milli Vanilli until he cracks.

[EarlyDawn]

I'm pretty sure the site is a joke. Some of that stuff is pretty extreme, even for an obsessive compulsive stalker.

[Infernus]

I hope so. Or else I'm never letting my future daughter out of the house.

At this point martyr goes... 'What daughter, have you forgot to tell me something?'

[1024]

She isn't even hot...

[Infernus]

shes hot to a 30 year old pedophile with no life that lives in his parent's basement...

[r3d]

I cant belive you guys found my site

:\

[Onizuka]

:lol:

That is messed up

[ICha0sI]

If you guys didn't know, that thing is a joke... :stoppost:

[Triggar]

If you guys didn't know, that thing is a joke... :stoppost:

Hey look it's the guy who's obsessed with Hermione!! He's come to our forums to refute our claims that he's a weirdo pedophile!!

Hello sir. Great website! LOVE the scarf!

[ICha0sI]

^Actually no, Thats not me... I can upload a pic of me if you don't belive me. It's just that have you clicked on the guestbook? it even sais its a joke..

Edit: And also, Ive been regestered for a week or 2, just haven posted yet. I'm glad you take kindly to strangers.

And aswell have been looking at these forums for a long time.

[Infernus]

back off of triggar forum n00b...

[Triggar]

It was your first post - usually people don't try and make waves with their first posts.

But hey, welcome aboard :groovy:

(Seriously, can I borrow the scarf?)

[Hezzy]

Hey, did you know gullable is being taken out of the dictionary?

And who the hell are you to tell us to stop posting? Insulting people in the first week of your membership will get you nowhere.

May I ask you a question? Are you a kiddy who is bored because school is out and you have nothing better to do?

[ICha0sI]

^Insulting people? I didn't insult anyone. You're the one getting hostile. Like I said, Im glad you people take kindly to strangers.

[Triggar]

This is the intarweb.

We're all strangers, n00b.

[ICha0sI]

^Even if thats true what you just said "We're all strangers" Than why the hell is everyone ganging up on me? I made a post saying it was a big joke to inform you guys, And a funny smilie face (I thought it was funny) and I guess some people took it wrong. Not my fault.

[Onizuka]

Welcome to PSU. If you wan't people to like you, don't post your opinions. K.

(jk! If you want people here to like you, just agree with THEIR opinions)

...:p

[Triggar]

Dude, lighten up.

Welcome to PSU, where we're all sarcastic assholes :groovy:

[Spee]

^Even if thats true what you just said "We're all strangers" Than why the hell is everyone ganging up on me?



Because no one loves you.


Not even Jesus.

[ICha0sI]

Hey, did you know gullable is being taken out of the dictionary?

And who the hell are you to tell us to stop posting? Insulting people in the first week of your membership will get you nowhere.

May I ask you a question? Are you a kiddy who is bored because school is out and you have nothing better to do?

Hm, That didn't sound like he was joking or being sarcastic.
:confused:

[Triggar]

It's gonna be okay little n00b, we all got initiated once ourselves. Except me, because my first post was about starting an all-female outfit.

Just relax, and be funny and relevant.

You shouldn't make too many waves that way :)

[ViperGTS]

Can we get back on topic?
this guys is a fuckbag
Discuss

[Sputty]

Can we get back on topic?
this guys is a fuckbag
Discuss
No, off topic again
IchaosI loves teh pen0r so much he pays dhark to just show him his destroyed penis

[ICha0sI]

No, off topic again
IchaosI loves teh pen0r so much he pays dhark to just show him his destroyed penis

Hmm, What?

[Angel_of_Death]

The fuck is wrong with you guys? Chaos didn't insult anyone, you guys are acting like forum dicks.

Welcome aboard.

[Triggar]

Let's all make one big hoax website and pretend to worship the kid with the glasses from Jerry MacGuire.

[EarlyDawn]

Welcome man.

[AztecWarrior]

Someone needs to convert this pervert back to normal, or kill him. I'm disgusted.

[Triggar]

I wonder if it was designed as a guy's serious fan site, but when he saw the backlash, he cried "HOAX". Hmm, discuss.

[ICha0sI]

Angel_of_Death/EarlyDawn Thanks, Good to be here.

[Squeeky]

It's a joke!

[SDM]

Hmm, What?Don't feed the Sputty.

btw, buttsechs?

[UncleDynamite]

I don't know if it's a joke or not, it's just that I have some strange feeling that I saw that picture of the dude on The Onion one issue. If I had a membership for The Onion's archives, I'd go look for it, but I don't.

[Triggar]

He linked the Onion on his links page, but I couldn't find what he was linking to.

[Everay]

dude, that scarf, if only it was 1916 all over again, : pulls a Snoopy Red Baron bit :

[Baneblade]

Insulting people in the first week of your membership will get you nowhere.
Worked wonders for me.

[Corrosion]

Let's all make one big hoax website and pretend to worship ICha0sI.

Fixed :nod:

[Zodiac]

If the site isn't a joke, it's super creepy. If it is a joke...it's not really funny. :huh:

[321]

He talks to his mouse what a loser. It's even funnier that he says it like he thinks it's a perfectly normal thing to do :lol:.

[Kaltagesta]

It must be a joke. If you just look at the domain site [not with the directory at the end] you see that its a site about a 27 year old guy, or something. Either:

a) They are different people
or
b) he is a Skitzo.

If A is the case, it must be a joke - who in their right mind would host that site if it wasnt a joke? And if it's B, then its probably not a joke...

[Jennyboo]

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/jason.jpg
:rofl: I want to be like him too :rolleyes:

[firecrackerNC]

If i have a few posters of Harry Potter and one or two action figures am I considered a loser?

[Triggar]

No, because you're probably not a 37-year-old with a fansite devoted to your sexual obsession with one of the characters.