You know you played to much PS when

[JFPhoenix]

You kill an AFK Max with your knife.

[Baneblade]

When you know you spent an hour trying to come up with something and that is all you got.

[FatalLight]

The lights go out at your house and you freak out cuz u think the gen is down
You expect to get experiance from seeing something youve never seen before
You look around your house for an ams
You try to deconstruct in your closet
You dont mourn over a death and wait for them to respawn
Instead of buying a house you try to hack the control console
Yelled on the plane "LETS GET THIS GAL MOVIN B4 WE GET OSED AND BLOW UP"
...me and a friend came up with a bunch the othr day

[HawkEye]

haha nice fatal light. i remeber there was a thread like this way back it had some good stuff.

[CookieM]

When your kid scrapes his/her knee and you chase after them with a staple gun screaming stop.

[Keebler]

You do constant darklight sweeps around your control console. (computer)
You use PS lingo outside of PS.
You have coke cans scattered all over your desk.

[StrangeFellow]

You have coke cans scattered all over your desk.

does that apply to Pepsi bottles?

you expect to receive bep/cep from buying a new house

[Sputty]

You kill an AFK Max with your knife.
You know you lie too much when...

[EarlyDawn]

When your kid scrapes his/her knee and you chase after them with a staple gun screaming stop.:rofl:

[Rayder]

Seeing as a knife can't kill a MAX at all....

[JFPhoenix]

You know you lie too much when...


You know you can't take a joke when.....

[AltaEgo]

When you think movement in the corner of your eye is an infil. :-P That one got me. :rofl:

[Hezzy]

You know you can't take a joke when.....

You know you suck at jokes when...


You know you've been playing too much PS when a truck back ups and you think the HART is here.

[FatalLight]

You know you've been playing too much PS when a truck back ups and you think the HART is here.
:lol: Thats a good one along with the staple gun :lol:

You try to fit your car in an old shoebox to drop it off some were.

[Indecisive]

I have ran around fighting in CoH or BFV or something, saw something flicker out of the cornor of my eye, and reached for my dl hotkey.

[FatalLight]

I once late at night was watching tv and the screen went black for a second and I was delirious so for a second I was freakin out thinkin that the gen was down...

[Paragon]

... when someone insults you and you reach for your chaingun.
... when you hear something and reach for your DL key.
... when playing BFV, and try to fly like a reaver with the copters

[Dharkbayne]

Many times in BF:V I've tried to go "up" in the heli, and hit E, then promptly fell to my death, because I thought the kinetic dampers would activate, :/

[JFPhoenix]

Remember you can make up stuff that never happen to you before if you want, but If it is a real life experience all the better.

[DeepStrikeck]

Seeing as a knife can't kill a MAX at all....

not if you have Melee booster. takes 4 hits (or something like that)

[TheN00b]

not if you have Melee booster. takes 4 hits (or something like that)

We don't like crackheads on our forums :no:

[FatalLight]

:rofl: We don't like crackheads on our forums :no:

[Red October]

True Story:

I was driving down the road and saw a cop hiding out looking for speeders....

....my fisrt immediate thought....

"Cloaked Enemy Detected"


Another True Story:

I was working on an insurance filing for North Carolina, when I was updating the log I typed North Carolina's initials, which is ..."NC".... For some strange reason I muttered "those bastards".

[Jaged]

I once saw a workman doing something to a power line pole with an orange box that looked like a rek. My first reaction was to jump out of the car and kill hom to keep him from hacking the base.

I have thought I have seen cloakers in real life oh so many times. I can never find the darlkight button...

Back when I played more BF1942, I was driving by a flagpole in rl with no flag on it. My first reaction was that that was an un taken spawn point and I should get out of the vehicle and cap it.

[FatalLight]

I was working on an insurance filing for North Carolina, when I was updating the log I typed North Carolina's initials, which is ..."NC".... For some strange reason I muttered "those bastards".
:rofl:

I once saw a workman doing something to a power line pole with an orange box that looked like a rek. My first reaction was to jump out of the car and kill hom to keep him from hacking the base.
:eek: ps is dangerous

[Toneball]

your first instinct is to avoid road reflectors without a green circle around them :D , happened to me on the way home from work last night, on had come loose and made it's way to the middle of my lane, I actually thought about swerving to miss it. :no:

[ZionsFire]

I tried to hack my brother's computer with my remote once.......

[Mag-Mower]

When your on MSN and type VVH
when you see some one and raise your hand and say Hail

[DeepStrikeck]

We don't like crackheads on our forums :no:

wtf?

[BUGGER]

Seeing as a knife can't kill a MAX at all....
Not true and its been done by a friend back in the day (course thats back back after release)

It isn't likly and NEVER happens, but me and a friend were cloaking around a base not knowing what lattice link was and how it worked so we tried to hack the base. Then we went to the main hall to find a enemy MAX just sitting around. My friend took 3 swipes with his knife and killed him.

2 minutes later after parting over his corpse and my friend ran off, he /t me and said damn you, i had NO armor left and went to the bathroom, you bastard

after that he started cussing alot and i decided to log.

as for the point of this thread:

you know you played too much when you wear a trashcan and tie 2 sticks to the end of both arms.

you know you played too much when you get 3 implants.

type /s when you talk in a chatroom

when your lost and kill yourself because you can respawn back in the hospital

when your dead and your spirit says GOD DAMN GET ADV MED RETARD!!!

[drsomewhere]

Not true and its been done by a friend back in the day (course thats back back after release)

It isn't likly and NEVER happens, but me and a friend were cloaking around a base not knowing what lattice link was and how it worked so we tried to hack the base. Then we went to the main hall to find a enemy MAX just sitting around. My friend took 3 swipes with his knife and killed him.

2 minutes later after parting over his corpse and my friend ran off, he /t me and said damn you, i had NO armor left and went to the bathroom, you bastard

after that he started cussing alot and i decided to log.

as for the point of this thread:

you know you played too much when you wear a trashcan and tie 2 sticks to the end of both arms.

you know you played too much when you get 3 implants.

type /s when you talk in a chatroom

when your lost and kill yourself because you can respawn back in the hospital

when your dead and your spirit says GOD DAMN GET ADV MED RETARD!!!

weak...

[BUGGER]

well thats standars right there for this whole damn thread thats been posted soo much that they should just make it a sticky, but wth.

as for my story, i said like 5-7 days after release.

[Diddy Mao]

You know you've been playing to much with you see various threads like this for the past year, and everyone says the same damn shit!

[Baneblade]

You know you've been playing to much with you see various threads like this for the past year, and everyone says the same damn shit!
And DM is still there to read it!

[KeviN]

I picked up the phone a few weeks ago while I was playing PS and accidently said "/o Hey."

[I Hate Pants]

These threads suck. They aren't even the least bit funny anymore.

[Baneblade]

I picked up the phone a few weeks ago while I was playing PS and accidently said "/o Hey."
Um...I dont know many ppl that would say 'forward-slash oh Hey'...you on drugs?

[Biohazzard56]

make stupid threads like this.

Its not a stupid thread concept, what makes it a stupid thread is that its been made 134034923049283490238490 times.

[Baneblade]

made 134034923049283490238490 times.
LIES

[AltaEgo]

Bah. This thread has turned sour.

[Mag-Mower]

Hamma! Make This A Sticky, Please

[Biohazzard56]

Many times in BF:V I've tried to go "up" in the heli, and hit E, then promptly fell to my death, because I thought the kinetic dampers would activate, :/

:lol: I did that when I first got BFV.

[BUGGER]

Bah, i keep hitting G to get into vehicles in BF:V. Reason why i always die in a helicopter is cause i never bail.


Btw this thread is old, but that North Carolina joke is new.

[Happy lil Elf]

When you go to a PS fansite and attempt to be a clever jackass?

[JFPhoenix]

make stupid threads like this.

Its not a stupid thread concept, what makes it a stupid thread is that its been made 134034923049283490238490 times.


Is there an echo in here? Or did I just hear 5 diffrent people complaining about something they don't need to spend there time reading?