Assholes and their crappy cars

[Bighoss]

Alright so today I was going to Hannafords which is my towns grocery store, well I guess now we have a Shaws so we have two but thats besides the point. Okay so the parking lot is pretty much full. People were circling around waiting for others to leave. Well anyway as I'm parking the car I see out of my mirror another car backing out and there's a parking spot next to him, so when he pulls out there would be two open spots right next to each other. Out of no where this asshole in a Dodge Neon with this stupid racing stripe pull in diagonally and take up both spots. I could hear his cars speakers pumping techno. I'm still in the car watching from the window and I see this guy with clearly dyed black gelled back hair. He was probauly around 5'5 maybe 5'6 with this ugly as hell girl friend. I started laughing the entire time as he walked into the store, he kind of moved like he thought he was some kind of bad ass but a lot of people could tell he was just a shit stain. He had attracted quite a few angry glares by taking up 2 parking spaces in a crowded lot. I got out and walked over to inspect his car. There was no way a normal Dodge Neon had the right to take up 2 parking spaces like that. The rule is the car has to be worth at least $60000 to take up two spots. Even at 60000 is just barely scrapping by, the safe zone is 80000.

Well I begain to check out the Neon and just started laughing. The guy had a new stereo system but the rest of the car was shit. I mean it had worn out cloth interiror! I took out my keys with every intention of keying the shit out of his racing stripe when suddenely I realized this risk isn't worth the reward. I walked back to my car grabbed a sheet of paper and sharpy and wrote very neatly.

Dear Sir,

Your car is not nearly cool enough to be parked like this. Please refrain from parking your scrappy ass vehicle like this in the future.

I then placed this message under his wiper like any other ticket and walked into the store, he was gone when he got back. I wish I could have seen his reaction but I bet it might have been more of a mental effect. Unless he has shelled himself into a bubble of denial that nothing can destroy!

[TekDragon]

Hahaha, that's great. Same thing happened to me at the Wegman's today. I didn't really know what to do, TT was w me so i couldn't key it (which i wouldn't of done anyway), so i just hocked a snot filled loogie and spit on his hood.

The car was a Grand AM GT, like 5 years old.

[Ivan]

Alright so today I was going to Hannafords which is my towns grocery store, well I guess now we have a Shaws so we have two but thats besides the point. Okay so the parking lot is pretty much full. People were circling around waiting for others to leave. Well anyway as I'm parking the car I see out of my mirror another car backing out and there's a parking spot next to him, so when he pulls out there would be two open spots right next to each other. Out of no where this asshole in a Dodge Neon with this stupid racing stripe pull in diagonally and take up both spots. I could hear his cars speakers pumping techno. I'm still in the car watching from the window and I see this guy with clearly dyed black gelled back hair. He was probauly around 5'5 maybe 5'6 with this ugly as hell girl friend. I started laughing the entire time as he walked into the store, he kind of moved like he thought he was some kind of bad ass but a lot of people could tell he was just a shit stain. He had attracted quite a few angry glares by taking up 2 parking spaces in a crowded lot. I got out and walked over to inspect his car. There was no way a normal Dodge Neon had the right to take up 2 parking spaces like that. The rule is the car has to be worth at least $60000 to take up two spots. Even at 60000 is just barely scrapping by, the safe zone is 80000.

Well I begain to check out the Neon and just started laughing. The guy had a new stereo system but the rest of the car was shit. I mean it had worn out cloth interiror! I took out my keys with every intention of keying the shit out of his racing stripe when suddenely I realized this risk isn't worth the reward. I walked back to my car grabbed a sheet of paper and sharpy and wrote very neatly.

Dear Sir,

Your car is not nearly cool enough to be parked like this. Please refrain from parking your scrappy ass vehicle like this in the future.

I then placed this message under his wiper like any other ticket and walked into the store, he was gone when he got back. I wish I could have seen his reaction but I bet it might have been more of a mental effect. Unless he has shelled himself into a bubble of denial that nothing can destroy!
If you would of had a camera it would of rocked to have a pic of the note then a pic of the note on the car.

[Firefly]

I hate people like that, but having been keyed myself I hate assholes that do that. I pray to G'd that I can one day find someone keying my car, so I can take out the rage and frustration I feel at having a brand new Durango keyed.

[Jaged]

Alright so today I was going to Hannafords which is my towns grocery store, well I guess now we have a Shaws so we have two but thats besides the point. Okay so the parking lot is pretty much full. People were circling around waiting for others to leave. Well anyway as I'm parking the car I see out of my mirror another car backing out and there's a parking spot next to him, so when he pulls out there would be two open spots right next to each other. Out of no where this asshole in a Dodge Neon with this stupid racing stripe pull in diagonally and take up both spots. I could hear his cars speakers pumping techno. I'm still in the car watching from the window and I see this guy with clearly dyed black gelled back hair. He was probauly around 5'5 maybe 5'6 with this ugly as hell girl friend. I started laughing the entire time as he walked into the store, he kind of moved like he thought he was some kind of bad ass but a lot of people could tell he was just a shit stain. He had attracted quite a few angry glares by taking up 2 parking spaces in a crowded lot. I got out and walked over to inspect his car. There was no way a normal Dodge Neon had the right to take up 2 parking spaces like that. The rule is the car has to be worth at least $60000 to take up two spots. Even at 60000 is just barely scrapping by, the safe zone is 80000.

Well I begain to check out the Neon and just started laughing. The guy had a new stereo system but the rest of the car was shit. I mean it had worn out cloth interiror! I took out my keys with every intention of keying the shit out of his racing stripe when suddenely I realized this risk isn't worth the reward. I walked back to my car grabbed a sheet of paper and sharpy and wrote very neatly.

Dear Sir,

Your car is not nearly cool enough to be parked like this. Please refrain from parking your scrappy ass vehicle like this in the future.

I then placed this message under his wiper like any other ticket and walked into the store, he was gone when he got back. I wish I could have seen his reaction but I bet it might have been more of a mental effect. Unless he has shelled himself into a bubble of denial that nothing can destroy!:clap: :clap:

[TekDragon]

I hate people like that, but having been keyed myself I hate assholes that do that. I pray to G'd that I can one day find someone keying my car, so I can take out the rage and frustration I feel at having a brand new Durango keyed.

Yeah, keying is pretty fucked up. That's one of the only times I ever really ratted someone out bad was when some middle schooler "friends" keyed my history teacher's mini van. I reported the bastards and never felt bad about it. That shit is just retarded.

[Angel_of_Death]

Yeah, keying is pretty fucked up. That's one of the only times I ever really ratted someone out bad was when some middle schooler "friends" keyed my history teacher's mini van. I reported the bastards and never felt bad about it. That shit is just retarded.
Even though keying cars is stupid and I don't like it, ratting out friends is horrible.

[Jaged]

From the way tek described him, he diddn't sound like much of a friend. Plus this dipshit deserved what he got for keying a car. I probably would of done the same.

[Firefly]

On a different note, I love leaving hate-mail. I keep a stack of pens in my truck because of the various needs for jotting down ideas or notes. I also keep a pad of paper in there, and I won't hesitate to leave a nasty-gram for jackass behavior.

Yeah, I'm a prick in real life too. It's what keeps me warm at night.

[TekDragon]

Even though keying cars is stupid and I don't like it, ratting out friends is horrible.

1. Reading comprehension is key. Notice which word was in quotations - denoting a different meaning. In Middle School everyone was a friend unless they were your arch rival.

2. Im not some immoral liberal bastard. If I see someone doing a crime I don't say "Oh, let's blame it on society", i blame it on the idiot who commited the crime. I don't turn my back on shit like that.

3. Taking what I said in number 2, I would never have a friend who did shit like that either.

[Baneblade]

I have a winch on my bull bar just for this occassion :)

[TekDragon]

I have a winch on my bull bar just for this occassion :)

:lol:

It's funny cause I can imagine doing it.

[BUGGER]

was it a normal Neon or the SRT one?

I like the SRT one, they say its the fastest car under 20 grand. Apperently the one you say was about that price.....or atleast the racing stripe got it up to that mark.

But other wise, good for you! ya should've written more like you reported the car or something, just scare the sonofabitch!

[RuskiVodka]

Then you got some chums starting up website like this for example.

www.hi-profyle.au.tt

Okay I have nothing against people who do up their cars. But what kills it, is assholes acting hard cunts, fucken believing they are fucken gods, and fucken causing stupid problems cause they have the fucken right mind to fucken do it.

Those type of people deserve to be in freak accidents and live as a paraplegic for the rest of their life.

My 2 cents

[BUGGER]

Like people with really fast motocycles, never do they not risk themselves going inbetween cars or passing cars in the wrong lane on turns and worst of all, not wearing a helmet.

They think they are all that till they hit something, slide off into a semi truck, and get their head's crushed.


One of the many reasons why i love the people who have harleys. They treat it with respect along with the people on the road (most of the time, cutting between cars in traffic dont count, i'd do that too).

[Kikinchikin]

haha nice. I remember a few years ago, while at VA beach, we were eating at The Raven, and saw a handicapped parking space on the side of a shop. There was a large van parked there, and I could see the handicapped marker thing on the window. Well I was bored, so as I was staring at the van, I saw a Chevy pull up behind it. A guy emerged from the van and another from the Chevy. He took off his handicapped thing and gave it to the guy, and then drove off. The chevy parked in the spot and walked off too. My dad and I were in a assholish mood, so we wrote some kinda letter on a napkin and put it on his car. Fun stuff.

[RuskiVodka]

But other wise, good for you! ya should've written more like you reported the car or something, just scare the sonofabitch!

If you know a friend in any Law Enforcement Agencies, ask to borrow their Parking book [Report book / Incident.. One of those]. Fill out fines and stick it onto their windscreen. You'll be surprised how some react, especially over $1,000 fines.

[Sputty]

Keying = evil
Notes that possibly ruin someone's retarded self image = win
Therefore Bighoss wins

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.ciar.org/~ttk/mbt/rocket.shipon-antitank.990721.jpg

You only need one. Just fire it at the engine so all the nitrous oxide systems, VTEC, and cloth interior catch fire.

So it technically doesn't move the car over JUST one spot, but it works best if you drop a little note saying "Thanks for taking two parking spots, asshole."

[JakeLogan]

I would have given him a parking ticket. even if I was off duty.

[Triggar]

Someone once keyed my mom's Infinity with the words "Down Town". We were so ripshit. Martyr has pictures.

So yeah, low-life assholes key people's cars. An angry note on the windshield and their license number jotted down for you to do something with is much more efficient.

[Indecisive]

Keying = evil
Notes that possibly ruin someone's retarded self image = win
Therefore Bighoss wins

[Madcow]

I was with a buddy in high school and we were a pretty long way from his car but saw somebody pull in next to him. We watched them get out, slamming the passenger door into his car. We watched them inspect the damage, then walk away (the other direction from us) without leaving a note. When we made it to my buddies car we noticed the giant dent in his driver's side door along with the giant paint scrape. My buddy calmly got into his car, found a piece of paper and a pen and wrote "It's really rude to damage somebody's car and not leave a note. Next time I would appreciate you at least having the decency to leave a note of apology."
Then he took the note, popped his trunk, pulled out a hammer and a nail and nailed it into their driver's side door.

[Jaged]

I was with a buddy in high school and we were a pretty long way from his car but saw somebody pull in next to him. We watched them get out, slamming the passenger door into his car. We watched them inspect the damage, then walk away (the other direction from us) without leaving a note. When we made it to my buddies car we noticed the giant dent in his driver's side door along with the giant paint scrape. My buddy calmly got into his car, found a piece of paper and a pen and wrote "It's really rude to damage somebody's car and not leave a note. Next time I would appreciate you at least having the decency to leave a note of apology."
Then he took the note, popped his trunk, pulled out a hammer and a nail and nailed it into their driver's side door.
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[QuakCow]

I was with a buddy in high school and we were a pretty long way from his car but saw somebody pull in next to him. We watched them get out, slamming the passenger door into his car. We watched them inspect the damage, then walk away (the other direction from us) without leaving a note. When we made it to my buddies car we noticed the giant dent in his driver's side door along with the giant paint scrape. My buddy calmly got into his car, found a piece of paper and a pen and wrote "It's really rude to damage somebody's car and not leave a note. Next time I would appreciate you at least having the decency to leave a note of apology."
Then he took the note, popped his trunk, pulled out a hammer and a nail and nailed it into their driver's side door.


haha owned

[Indecisive]

ROFL ROFL ROFL. lmao