Stupidest thing you have ever done

[Dharkbayne]

Post the stupidest thing you've ever done.

The stupidest thing I've ever done, was when I had some friends over, and they were, well, for lack of a better word, stoned out of their minds.
I was sitting in the living room, and they were sitting in my room playing the xbox, and giggling about tequitos or something, when one of them runs out into the living room

"HOLY SHIT DUDE, LOOK WHAT I FOUND", it's my bow, and he goes "DUDE, CAN WE SHOOT IT?!??!?!?!/11/1/1" and I go "Meh, maybe later", a few minutes later, I here a *THWACK* noise, and I run into my room, and they had about 10 collapsed cardboard boxes laying on a chair, and were firing at them, in my room, from about 10 feet away.
I go "WTF?" and they're sitting there giggling, one of them still laughing about the tequitos, and then, stupidly, I go
"Let me try".
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:


I aim, fire, and the arrow misses, and goes into a wall. :eek: :scared: I'm almost pissing myself here, and I go off to search for something to fill the hole with, and when I come back, they had kept firing, about 4 more holes in the wall, and the last shot, the arrow was stuck in so hard it broke in half getting it out.

Thankfully, one of them had some plaster shit and knew how to fill the holes in, but when we moved out, the landlord found the holes somehow, and charged us for "Large nail holes" drived into the wall.

:/

[Baneblade]

:lol:

I once left a Mercedes in neutral in a busy parking lot.:doh:

[Firefly]

I got married to a stripper.

A mistake that I later rectified.

[OfaLoaf]

Spamming the TG forums.

Breaking my parents wine glasses, then trying to hide under the dining room table.

I let my dad and his college friend put gasoline in a burning fire.

[ViperGTS]

Spamming the TG forums.

[Henya]

getting arrested the morning of 8th grade graduation for impersonating a criminal

[Retroactive]

wearing crappy pants to a very good friend of mine's award ceremony. I didn't have anything else to wear :(

[Biohazzard56]

Sticking a bead up my nose in 2nd Grade after being dared to put a bead up my nose that I had found in the bathroom, I went to the Office, then the Emergency Room.... Had to get my nose cut open to get the bead out.

Then of course my Steel Door Slaying Adventures, Hamma im looking for my title.

[Triggar]

Not checking that the flaps were up in my after-landing checklist, and then taking off with full flaps down.

I thought my airspeed indicator was broken :ugh:

[Sputty]

Dhark drugs are bad, and that landlord was a ninja landlord

[Biohazzard56]

Not checking that the flaps were up in my after-landing checklist, and then taking off with full flaps down.

I thought my airspeed indicator was broken :ugh:


:rofl:

[Jaged]

Dhark drugs are bad, and that landlord was a ninja landlord
Drugs are bad, m'kay.

[Infernus]

I've done so many stupid things that I don't think there is a 'stupidist'...

[Rayder]

Napolean.

[Infernus]

Napolean.

... ... ... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

Friend of mine: My brother has SIXTEEN Dreamcast controllers! SIXTEEN!
Me: Wow! That's enough for two octopuses!

[Jaged]

I've done so many stupid things that I don't think there is a 'stupidist'...

[Dharkbayne]

Dhark drugs are bad, and that landlord was a ninja landlord

I wasn't high, I have never done any kinds of drugs ever in my life.

[Sputty]

One time I fucked Dhark in the ass without lubing up first. I liked it, but dhark was a little annoyed

[xmodum]

The stupidest thing I ever did was believe Dhark's IRC-Mail thing was real, and got kicked like 5 times in a row, then I didnt even know how to reconnect, so I reinstalled mIRC everytime to reconnect to irc.ps-universe.com

[Onizuka]

One time I fucked Dhark in the ass without lubing up first. I liked it, but dhark was a little annoyed

That was.... strange... :rofl:

[eXoSloth]

Heh, I fell for dhark's irc mail thing too, but only once.

[Infernus]

Heh, I fell for dhark's irc mail thing too, but only once.

[Indecisive]

I fell out of a tree once.

But I have tons, i should compile a list. I should, but I probubly wont.

[Spee]

I was around 8, and was in a friends garage, toying around with a nailgun/staplegun. Well, being 8 years old, I went to try and nail something, and seeing a nail is round, I put the round end down, facing the staplegun towards myself. However, the nailgun mode was OFF and staplegun mode was ON, thus, when I pulled the trigger, A staple flew not an inch past my forehead and drove itself into the ceiling.


I dont like power tools much anymore :p

[Mag-Mower]

Napolean.
:evil: :doh: :rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

Shot my girlfriend with a rubber band. Bad plan.

[Doop]

Probably in 2nd grade when I got a note to get signed from home because I was talking or something, then I forged it, with no idea what I was doing. >_>

[Jaged]

I was around 8, and was in a friends garage, toying around with a nailgun/staplegun. Well, being 8 years old, I went to try and nail something, and seeing a nail is round, I put the round end down, facing the staplegun towards myself. However, the nailgun mode was OFF and staplegun mode was ON, thus, when I pulled the trigger, A staple flew not an inch past my forehead and drove itself into the ceiling.


I dont like power tools much anymore :p
Lol gg.

[JakeLogan]

ummmmm got my drivers license at 17. wondered how fast my car could go. The cop told I was doing 120mph. :doh: 6 months later I got my license back.

[Indecisive]

Doop, that remindes me, I was failing history a few months ago, and got a stupid "getyourparentstosignorelse" thing. I forged it. Hah. Bad plan...they found out, I got owned.


I ended up with an A in that class though ^_^

[Peacemaker]

Told a girl I was constantly fucking around with that we should stop fucking around because it was not right..... wtf was I thinking!?

[Everay]

the other day i was woken up real early without much sleep, and i got out of bed, walked into a wall, took a step back, rolled to my left and walked into the same wall.

i also once set a fence on fire.

[Baneblade]

i also once set a fence on fire.
Did you walk into it after?

[Sputty]

Told a girl I was constantly fucking around with that we should stop fucking around because it was not right..... wtf was I thinking!?
Probably "I don't want AIDs"

[Zodiac]

Shot my girlfriend with a rubber band. Bad plan. :lol:

[Squeeky]

Got involved with the most insane person on the face of the earth
Got arrested for Aggravated Assault
Violating my probation, twice. (juvie sucks)

Got much more to list, but i wont :lol:

[Jennyboo]

I once Dated this guy that was an ass ..for 2 years :rofl: :lol:

[Mag-Mower]

when i was 11 i drove my friends mini-bike into a wall.. it didnt break, it was funny because his dad was yelling at me

[Infernus]

The stupidest thing I have ever done... (other then the Napoleonic Incedent)


...was probably when I got my new paintball gun... came with everything I needed (gas, paint, practice target things)... I decided to test it out in my back yard, set everything up nice, had my case of paint sitting on the ground next to me, row of targets set up on the back ledge, it was gonna be good... I went back into the house for a minute and went up to my bedroom to get something, when I return to the yard what do I see? There stands Olivia crushing the paintballs that were still in the case... In a fit of anger I pick up my gun (which was loaded might I add) and let loose on her... a wild chase through the house and I end up losing my paintball rights for 3 months, having to figure out a way to get the paint out of our carpet and couch, and worst of all... I had to apologise to my sister... :scared: :scared:

[Hamma]

Post the stupidest thing you've ever done.
Your mom.

[Squeeky]

Your mom.

zing...zing....zing

Hello?

You've just been pwned!

*click*

[Infernus]

Your mom.


:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:


No wait... dharks mom?

:eek: :scared:

[AztecWarrior]

My foolish brother once, after trying to get a football out of a tree with a paintball gun (it failed, but he got it some other way, probably wind), was unloading it in the kitchen. He'd taken the hopper off and emptied the small, three-ball metal cylinder the hopper connects to. He sees nothing, and assumes it's unloaded. He decides to test it. He nearly points it at my other brother, but turns away at the last moment, fires, and a paintball smacks the fridge.

He forgot that ammo goes in the chamber, too. Idiot.

[Infernus]

My foolish brother once, after trying to get a football out of a tree with a paintball gun (it failed, but he got it some other way, probably wind), was unloading it in the kitchen. He'd taken the hopper off and emptied the small, three-ball metal cylinder the hopper connects to. He sees nothing, and assumes it's unloaded. He decides to test it. He nearly points it at my other brother, but turns away at the last moment, fires, and a paintball smacks the fridge.

He forgot that ammo goes in the chamber, too. Idiot.

Bah... shooting your siblings with a paintball gun is fun... he woulda had a blast...


the real question is... are either of these brothers hawt?

[HunterKiller]

slammed into a wall yesterday.

[Kikinchikin]

Either cussing out an administrator at my school, or leaving my sink on and flooding the kitchen in 2 inches of water.

[TheN00b]

I got married to a stripper.

A mistake that I later rectified.

Seriously? Jeebuz...

[Angel_of_Death]

When I was 12 or 13, I was working with my dad in the summer. It's a garden centre, so it's pretty backbreaking. Well, one day I was driving the forklift, I had to move something. So I lost control, the brakes were kind of messed, I bailed out, and it hit a parked car with a family in it. Lucky for every fuckin person there, that the forks were high and went over the car.

Oh how I cried.

[firecrackerNC]

I got so totally wasted out of my mind at my friends house and he had like 15 people over and I was totally flirting with this one REALLY hot girl who was also pretty drunk and so were on the couch talking when I kinda pass out and i guess she does too.Next morning her BOYFRIEND finds us both sleeping on the couch and shes basicly laying on top of me.Well lets just say that didnt go to well.

[TheN00b]

I don't do stupid things.

Lol at Firecracker.

[TekDragon]

Hmm.. stupidest things in my life..

1. Quit UMBC. I'm now doing it again, but i wasted 2 years.
2. Smoked over 10 pounds of weed (total over my junior/senior year).
3. Thought a long distance relationship would work.

[TheN00b]

Tek, what is UMBC?

[TekDragon]

The best chance I ever had. University of Maryland Baltimore County Honors College. It has one of the best science departments in the US (right under Cornell), and one of the best computer departments as well.

Now im getting my associates at a community college, then transfering to Binghampton for my BA in Business. Binhampton is one of the top business colleges in the east US, gonna need a 3.7 just to get in.