Bitch on her Phone

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/blog/

Dont feel like retyping my story. :p

I'll have some pics later today as well.

[EDIT PICS ADDED]
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/1.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/2.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/3.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/4.jpg

I edited the pictures to brighten them, if they look odd.

[Infernus]

Hammaboo-owned

[Squeeky]

pics asap!

and jesus fucking christ, Hamma saves the day. gg on vigilante justice :D

[Peacemaker]

Hamma gets into a high speed chase with a disabled vehicle with a stoned chick at the wheel.

Thats all you need to know.

[Infernus]

I found the phrase "I am a good guy" funny...

[OneManArmy]

hamma chased down a car going the speed of broken! the long ...fingers of the law always get ya! :) nice hamma

[Squeeky]

However our dinner was rudely inturupted when we heard tires screeching and a series of loud bangs out front of my house. We go running outside to see that somoene has taken out 3 mailboxes in front of my house (Mine included). One of the mailboxes was actually flung a good 70 feet by this fuck tard. These arent your ordinary mailboxes either, two of them are metal pipe set in Concrete and one of them was set on part of a telephone pole. Needless to say these arent objects that are easily moved however they were all completely mowed down.

So anyway in the crazyness that happened shortly after this accident I took my moms car and peeled off down the street. Because this person decided to keep driving. My pedal was to the floor around the corner when I came up to this vehicle missing a tire, broken axel - sheered off mirror. ie: a vehicle that had just mowed down several mailboxes. I pulled in front of the vehicle so that they could not move any further. It turned out it was a chick and I said to her "Did you just mow down my fucking mailbox" to which she replied "Yes, I think it was me" I was rather floored when she said "I think" because this stupid bitch just mowed down some serious shit. If someone had been out there it would have been over for them, not to mention the fact that in order to hit the mailboxes she was on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. There is also a blind corner there where she was on the wrong side of the road.

Anyway the police showed up and searched her car, they were down there for a couple hours. The chick actually thought she was going to drive off in her vehicle but they had to call in a tow truck. After the cop did all the paperwork and such for the accident he came back up to my house and took our information and a statement, her story was that she was on her cell phone and not paying attention. I personally dont buy it, it seemed like she was on some kind of drug because of the way she acted.. they cited her for leaving the scene of the accident and that was it. In short: she's buying us new mailboxes.


Quoted for the lazy

[Indecisive]

I could imagine hamma doing a controlled spin in front of the truck :p

[UncleDynamite]

Of course Hamma's the good guy! He engaged in high speed neighborhood chases and didn't take shit from a killer of innocent mailboxes.

[Infernus]

I could imagine hamma doing a controlled spin in front of the truck :p

HAHA... Hamma '007' style...

Q voice: Remember Hamma-07 you have a license to ban, not break traffic laws.

[Hamma]

The bitch also took out an innocent squirrel too, this squirrel was OFF THE ROAD like a good little animal and he still got fucking owned.

Poor little guy.

Oh. and I didnt know the vehicle was disabled when I pulled up to it - she made it quite a distance down the street.

[AztecWarrior]

Wow.

[ZionsFire]

Note to self: DONT FUCK WITH HAMMA'S MAILBOX....

[Biohazzard56]

She was most likely on drugs then I hate the people who always lie on police reports, and just assholes in general. Some guy was speeding and hit my sister and gave her irreverseable neck damage and she couldnt move her neck for six months and when the wreck happened the guy continued to speed and cussed her out. She sued for 300,000 Dollars and won though.

[TheN00b]

Heh, Bio, $300,000 is pretty good... Get a nice house, a computer, a $20,000 car, and other crap for that... Still, neck shit sucks.

[Biohazzard56]

Heh, Bio, $300,000 is pretty good... Get a nice house, a computer, a $20,000 car, and other crap for that... Still, neck shit sucks.

She is saving most of the money but she bought her self a nice BMW Z4.

[TheN00b]

She is saving most of the money but she bought her self a nice BMW Z4.

Nice. Note to self: Jump in front of cars.

[Infernus]

Nice. Note to self: Jump in front of cars.

Erm... but if the car is in anyway damaged and you sue it can get turned around on you... since you jumped in front of the car and did damage to it...

[Biohazzard56]

Erm... but if the car is in anyway damaged and you sue it can get turned around on you... since you jumped in front of the car and did damage to it...

*beep beep* Grief + 50

[firecrackerNC]

lmao thats pretty funny.You should have quietly mentioned to the cops you think she might be on drugs,make her go in the station and do a drug test and get her ass of the road.As for Black and White,Hell yea that game rocks,my lil creature wont grow up tho lol.Cant wait for 2,u get to make armies and cities and walls and shit.

[SDM]

Nice. Note to self: Jump in front of cars.
Note to TheN00b: Jump in front of a car. :D

[Indecisive]

*beep beep* Grief + 50

Yay for extra cool points!

[QuakCow]

she took out a squirel! she must pay!!!one!!!1!

[Infernus]

she took out a squirel! she must pay!!!one!!!1!

Pay dearly for this crime... WE MUST TAKE AWAY ALL OF HER SHOES!


(anyone knows that for a woman shoes are everything)

[TekDragon]

Little bit off topic but i couldn't help but notice the B&W reference. Hamma, will you be getting B&W2? We should add that to the list of PSU weekly games when it comes out.

[AztecWarrior]

I want to purchase an M79 and fire at dumbass drivers in Miami.

[Infernus]

I want to purchase an M79 and fire at dumbass drivers in Miami.

Can I watch?

[AztecWarrior]

No. HE grenade shards can go several hunded feet.

[Infernus]

No. HE grenade shards can go several hunded feet.

Well fine I won't watch... but after we can mkae hawt butt-love in celebration of bloody murder.

[TheN00b]

Note to TheN00b: Jump in front of a car. :D


Lol :D

[Hamma]

I will prob get B&W 2 - question is when does it come out?

[ChewyLSB]

I want to purchase an M79 and fire at dumbass drivers in Miami.
Not enough ammo in the world.

[Ivan]

I will prob get B&W 2 - question is when does it come out?
Not sure, but I first heard about it like 2 years ago.. so I'm not sure if it got canned or not already.

B&W was a cool game, original idea, fun... for a little while for me at least.

[TekDragon]

It isn't canned. They just had a big thing on it at IGN.

I figured someone would have put a link to the release date sooner. Ill look it up real quick and post it.

Release date is TBA in 2004.

Go here for some good screenshots, videos, and other cool stuff.

http://pc.ign.com/objects/016/016987.html?ui=gamefinder

[firecrackerNC]

I got a question tho,how do i make my creature grow?Hes still a baby no matter how much i play,its strange.

[TekDragon]

What level are you on? I think on the first level the crature never becomes an adult.

[firecrackerNC]

I dunno,im pretty far in the game.Its actually been a few weeks since i last played but i remeber destroying this evil guys kingdom cause him and his allys destroyed one of my allies kingdoms lol

[Dharkbayne]

That's the second level.

B&W 2 is coming out in like 2009

[TekDragon]

Neg. TBA 2004 means it's coming out in 2004.

[Ivan]

Neg. TBA 2004 means it's coming out in 2004.
Link please?

Edit: I looked through some of the links on that page you linked and still could not find that. I did how ever find this..

We know what you're all asking: "So when's Black & White 2 coming out? Well, we of course asked this -- the most dreaded of all questions for a videogame developer -- to Peter. And his answer? When it's done.
-- Tal Blevins

[Fragmatic]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/omgphoned.jpg

[Infernus]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/omgphoned.jpg

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Fragmatic]

Anyway, sucks to have that happen to you hamma :(

This is why we have letterboxes instead :D

[EineBeBoP]

Quoted for the lazy

Much <3

:lol: Nice job hamma! Prolly saved an inocent animal's life by stoping her.

[Biohazzard56]

This calls for a Hamma "Traffic Cop" Photoshoped Image.

/me googles away

[Rayder]

TBA 2004 means it will probably come out in 2005 or 2006.

[Hamma]

Imgs in the next 10m

[Squeeky]

He's on his webcam editing them in photoshop now :cool:

[Jennyboo]

Ya that lady was so clam .. "I think it was me" fuck i would have probably shit my pants ..Man crazy bitch I go out there every day to get the mail .. That could have been me dead not the squrrial

[TekDragon]

Ya that lady was so clam .. "I think it was me" fuck i would have probably shit my pants ..Man crazy bitch I go out there every day to get the mail .. That could have been me dead not the squrrial

Whew.. thank goodness it wasn't.

You would of made a mess all over the place.

jk :)

[Hamma]

[EDIT PICS ADDED]
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/1.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/2.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/3.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/4.jpg

I edited the pictures to brighten them, if they look odd.

[Squeeky]

holy shit, owned

[Ivan]

:rofl: That is crazy! She had to of been drunk or high/stoned.

[UncleDynamite]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Holy crap, that's insane. Maybe she thought the mailboxes were penguins with shotguns or something. Or maybe she though the boxes were he ex-boyfriends...

[Triggar]

"Oh I see what's goin' on here. Did the penguin put you up to this?"

[Squeeky]

"Oh I see what's goin' on here. Did the penguin put you up to this?"

DIRTY MAGAZINE DAY!!!

[TheN00b]

DIRTY MAGAZINE DAY!!!

WTF?

[Fragmatic]

DIRTY MAGAZINE DAY!!!

That's every day for me! :D

[firecrackerNC]

Billy Madison...........

[HunterKiller]

:rofl:

[Indecisive]

Man, hamma, from the looks of it, you got the better end of the deal. Your mailbox is all rusty and crap :p

[Infernus]

That's every day for me! :D

Indeed :brow:

[UncleDynamite]

Man, hamma, from the looks of it, you got the better end of the deal. Your mailbox is all rusty and crap :p

:lol:

Yeah, the instant I saw the pic of the mailbox, I thought it was part of the crappy car that hit it. Then I realized that apparently, making a "mailbox" in Hamma's neighborhood means going to the junkyard and putting some scrap metal on a pole.

[Sputty]

Hammaman, the best super hero who fights crime evar
He uses the hammamobile

[Jennyboo]

:lol:

Yeah, the instant I saw the pic of the mailbox, I thought it was part of the crappy car that hit it. Then I realized that apparently, making a "mailbox" in Hamma's neighborhood means going to the junkyard and putting some scrap metal on a pole.
Ban :lol:

[Henya]

:lol:

Yeah, the instant I saw the pic of the mailbox, I thought it was part of the crappy car that hit it. Then I realized that apparently, making a "mailbox" in Hamma's neighborhood means going to the junkyard and putting some scrap metal on a pole.

Ban x3 - no one insults the hamma

[UncleDynamite]

Uh... I'm not insulting Hamma's mailbox... scrap metal is very.... very nice. Especially when it's on a pole. :)

[Sputty]

My insult to Hamma's mailbox: It's a slutty mailbox

[Ivan]

I should of taken a pic of the last mail box I had. I had a huge ass dent in the right side from a bat and was shot with a shot gun on the left side. Then the next night, my flag on the box was bent over. That was the last straw, I bought a new one after that.

[UncleDynamite]

I hope you didn't buy one of those plastic mailboxes...

[JetRaiden]

My insult to Hamma's mailbox: It's a slutty mailbox
:rofl: :rofl:

[SDM]

My insult to Hamma's mailbox: It's a slutty mailbox
No kidding. Hamma's mailbox was a filthy mail whore.

[Spee]

No kidding. Hamma's mailbox was a filthy male whore.

Fixed.

[OneManArmy]

No kidding. Hamma's malebox is tasty.

[SDM]

:bang:

[Fragmatic]

Well hamma, seeing as you needa new mailbox, why not look HERE (http://www.sblomberg.com/mailbox/) for inspiration?

[Sputty]

Fixed.
You did realise that was already part of the joke...right?
Oh wait, you didn't, otherwise you wouldn't have changed it

[Hamma]

I took a pic of the mailbox duct taped back on to the pole which is still bent over. Hey I've gotta get the mail somehow.

I'll upload the pic later today.

[Glaynor]

Hamma - Protector of Mailboxes Everywhere

Rofl - conversation
Hamma: You just ran over our mailboxes
Dumb Bitch: I think I did
Hamma: Well dumb bitch - our mailboxes are fucked up, your car is fucked up. What do you think?

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Ivan]

I took a pic of the mailbox duct taped back on to the pole which is still bent over. Hey I've gotta get the mail somehow.

I'll upload the pic later today.
Pics please!

[Corrosion]

http://www.sblomberg.com/mailbox/mb113.jpg

:rofl:

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/5.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/mailbox/6.jpg

[Triggar]

Now THAT is bling bling

[Corrosion]

Duck tape DOES fix everything.

[BUGGER]

Well duck tabe can fix stockcars, why not mailboxes.


anyways, up at my house its a speedway. Its such a long straight away from one end to the other, you'll get cars going highway speed down it (although this is a basic line for which cars will go through when there is an accident on the freeway). Luckly our mailbox is behind a hill and in order to hit it u gotta jump a small ditch, but as for the reflector signs on the road.....damn. Every month or so the one right by our driveway gets ran over. I say leave it, but eh, my grandpa just straightens it. Kinda good cause if some retard likes to drive ont he side of the road he will run straight into a tree which is holding up our address(which has been there for a successful 30 summod years). Kinda funny though. If i can, i'll get pics of that and the skid marks of past cars fishtailing.



btw, how much do you think is done to that truck, a good few hundered or more?

[Squeeky]

Holy shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SDM]

Thats pretty rough Hamma. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

:rofl: I'm sure the mailman gets a kick out of delivering your mail, Hamma.

That said, "I need reconstruction!"

[QuakCow]

ph34r the ductape, fixer of all

[SDM]

"I need reconstruction!"
indeed:)

[OneManArmy]

:lol: big pimpin nice mailbox hamma! :thumbsup:

[Lonehunter]

So when are you gonna track her down and key her vehicle? I think a plain DUMBASS would be fine, put it on the back she might not notice it.

[Ivan]

So when are you gonna track her down and key her vehicle? I think a plain DUMBASS would be fine, put it on the back she might not notice it.
I don't think keying it would do much seeing as how her whole car is fucked up.
...when I came up to this vehicle missing a tire, broken axel - sheered off mirror. ie: a vehicle that had just mowed down several mailboxes. :lol:

[Glaynor]

Now THAT is bling bling
:rofl: :rofl:

[Jennyboo]

I helped fix it :P~

[GraniteRok]

You'd both make Red Green proud!

I helped fix it :P~