Triggar
2004-06-28, 06:10 PM
Thought you weirdo's would enjoy this:
http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040705sh_shouts
Please don�t let my death in any way involve one of those giant inflatable rats that union protesters put up outside non-union job sites. Or a blimp of any kind. Until I see some evidence to the contrary, I�m going to have to say that my dying because of just about anything inflatable would be something I�d rather avoid. A hot-air balloon, I guess, would be O.K., but only if I�m actually in the balloon at the time. At least that would be kind of rugged and outdoorsy. What I�m trying to say is: if someone else�s hot-air balloon falls out of the sky and smothers me while I�m lying in a hammock reading Hot Air Balloon Enthusiast magazine, I�m going to be a little pissed.
I apologize for that language, Lord, but I�m just trying to be honest with You.
http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040705sh_shouts
Please don�t let my death in any way involve one of those giant inflatable rats that union protesters put up outside non-union job sites. Or a blimp of any kind. Until I see some evidence to the contrary, I�m going to have to say that my dying because of just about anything inflatable would be something I�d rather avoid. A hot-air balloon, I guess, would be O.K., but only if I�m actually in the balloon at the time. At least that would be kind of rugged and outdoorsy. What I�m trying to say is: if someone else�s hot-air balloon falls out of the sky and smothers me while I�m lying in a hammock reading Hot Air Balloon Enthusiast magazine, I�m going to be a little pissed.
I apologize for that language, Lord, but I�m just trying to be honest with You.