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Triggar
2004-06-28, 06:10 PM
Thought you weirdo's would enjoy this:

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040705sh_shouts


Please don�t let my death in any way involve one of those giant inflatable rats that union protesters put up outside non-union job sites. Or a blimp of any kind. Until I see some evidence to the contrary, I�m going to have to say that my dying because of just about anything inflatable would be something I�d rather avoid. A hot-air balloon, I guess, would be O.K., but only if I�m actually in the balloon at the time. At least that would be kind of rugged and outdoorsy. What I�m trying to say is: if someone else�s hot-air balloon falls out of the sky and smothers me while I�m lying in a hammock reading Hot Air Balloon Enthusiast magazine, I�m going to be a little pissed.

I apologize for that language, Lord, but I�m just trying to be honest with You.

Onizuka
2004-06-28, 06:11 PM
uh... :lol:

QuakCow
2004-06-28, 06:13 PM
:rofl:

Ivan
2004-06-28, 06:14 PM
A vehicular accident? Fine. Bring it on. I understand that, statistically, there�s a pretty good chance of that happening anyway. Just please don�t let it involve a moped. Or a go-kart. :lol:

OfaLoaf
2004-06-28, 10:01 PM
I would have to consider any fatality involving a prolapsed anus, of course, absolutely beyond the pale. I mean, come on, Lord.
:lol: :lol:

JetRaiden
2004-06-28, 11:44 PM
:lol: oh my....

OneManArmy
2004-06-29, 01:46 AM
:lol: now that was funny.