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ITS A MIRACLE (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3844441.stm)
An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.......
Octavian
2004-06-30, 01:28 AM
Fuck...
Do you think it will need breast feeding?
Fuck...
Do you think it will need breast feeding?I wonder what she'll name it. Kermit would be so cliche'.
"The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."
Similarities to whom? Achmed the milkman? :rofl:
Biohazzard56
2004-06-30, 01:36 AM
Frog Sechs RawR!
Octavian
2004-06-30, 01:38 AM
Ah I can just imagine it when it gets into the teenage years.
Everay
2004-06-30, 01:39 AM
where did you find that link SDM?
QuakCow
2004-06-30, 01:39 AM
wth
TekDragon
2004-06-30, 01:39 AM
where did you find that link SDM?
Drudge reported the link, as a joke.
where did you find that link SDM?
It was linked at Entensity.
Biohazzard56
2004-06-30, 01:43 AM
It was linked at Entensity.
thats the problem right there.
thats the problem right there.Did you even read the article? Did you see the URL? wtf.
Or are you implying Entensity has taken over the BBC. :doh:
Biohazzard56
2004-06-30, 01:59 AM
Did you even read the article? Did you see the URL? wtf.
Or are you implying Entensity has taken over the BBC. :doh:
I saw the article but nothing is out of the hands of Entensity.net, Im a member of the forums. ALOT of fucked up Shit, could be h4xxored. Plus any site linked by Entensity.net gets raped in the ass.
I saw the article but nothing is out of the hands of Entensity.net, Im a member of the forums. ALOT of fucked up Shit, could be h4xxored. Plus any site linked by Entensity.net gets raped in the ass.It's legit. The woman is a loon.
Well, to clarify. It's a legitamate BBC story about a piece of shady journalism from the redneck equivalent of southern Iran. Al Equirer, if you will.
ViperGTS
2004-06-30, 02:09 AM
Wow...just wow...
Biohazzard56
2004-06-30, 02:13 AM
Al Equirer: Straight from the Camel's Mouth
I want Reuters or some shit.
Octavian
2004-06-30, 02:15 AM
Try checking CNN if they have something on it.
I want Reuters or some shit.
The BBC is a respectable news source for the rest of the planet, just not you? I would atleast think the BBC falls under the "some shit" catagory.
Thanks for destroying the thread Captain Comedy.:doh:
Biohazzard56
2004-06-30, 02:23 AM
SDM, its a BBC Ariticle based on: An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.
the Original Story came from the Iranian Newspaper.
Hydralisk
2004-06-30, 03:31 AM
I had a dream just like that once, except it was a nightmare and it was more than just frogs. BTW, I vomitted the things :cool:
I Hate Pants
2004-06-30, 03:36 AM
My older brother must of been fuckn' this lady.
SDM, its a BBC Ariticle based on: An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.
the Original Story came from the Iranian Newspaper.NO SHIT. I JUST SAID THAT!:doh: :doh: :bang:
An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog....... It's a legitamate BBC story about a piece of shady journalism from the redneck equivalent of southern Iran. Al Equirer, if you will.Jesus Christ in a dumptruck. one of these days I'm going to link something over from the Onion, and Bio is going to bust in like a retard and go "OMGFAKE!!11!1 HAXXED BY ENTENSITY.NET OMFG!!!!11 WTF Bio, do you really think I posted this because I honestly thought an Iranian woman fucked a frog and got pregnant? *sigh* [/rant]
:love: @Bio, but jeezuss, you're arguing with me by repeating shit I've said. It's fucking surreal, and I still have no clue what point you're trying to make.
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ I Hate Pants PICS??!
Neon Apocalypse
2004-06-30, 09:10 AM
Since when are there frogs in Iran?
Jennyboo
2004-06-30, 09:13 AM
That's gross :huh:
Onizuka
2004-06-30, 08:19 PM
:rofl: Creepy, excellent
Setari
2004-06-30, 08:24 PM
i dont think that's genetically possible.
Dharkbayne
2004-06-30, 08:26 PM
It's not, from what I've gathered, a tadpole swam "into" her, and grew inside her.
Setari
2004-06-30, 08:28 PM
It's not, from what I've gathered, a tadpole swam "into" her, and grew inside her.
they have lakes in Iran?
Octavian
2004-06-30, 08:34 PM
EDIT - ....
Dharkbayne
2004-06-30, 08:35 PM
It may have been possible that it was just a pond in the many tropical forests of Iran.
Are you retarded?
Sputty
2004-06-30, 08:39 PM
Since when are there frogs in Iran?
That's what I was thinking
It's BS for sure, maybe the kid is just deformed, or it's just total BS, or the woman let a frog in her vagina and then claimed she gave birth to it when someone found out, but there's no way another species could successfully join with a human egg
Onizuka
2004-06-30, 08:40 PM
but there's no way another species could successfully join with a human egg
...don't tell sdm that.
Dharkbayne
2004-06-30, 08:40 PM
That's what I was thinking
It's BS for sure, maybe the kid is just deformed, or it's just total BS, or the woman let a frog in her vagina and then claimed she gave birth to it when someone found out, but there's no way another species could successfully join with a human egg
Yeah, what they mean is a tadpole swam "into" her, and grew inside her, not that she was actually impregnated, it just used her verginner like a nest.
Sputty
2004-06-30, 08:42 PM
Yeah, what they mean is a tadpole swam "into" her, and grew inside her, not that she was actually impregnated, it just used her verginner like a nest.
Well, then she's a dirty, disgusting thing if she couldn't notice that
Onizuka
2004-06-30, 08:46 PM
Well, then she's a dirty, disgusting thing if she couldn't notice that
or a whore
Dharkbayne
2004-06-30, 08:47 PM
Well, then she's a dirty, disgusting thing if she couldn't notice that
Well, it's not like the iranians are people!
*runs*
Sputty
2004-06-30, 08:48 PM
or a whore
But men having sex with her would HAVE to notice a fucking frog
Onizuka
2004-06-30, 08:50 PM
But men having sex with her would HAVE to notice a fucking frog
..and it probably felt good, so they didn't tell anyone.
Sputty
2004-06-30, 08:51 PM
Poor froggy
Poor froggy
I don't think the article mentioned anything about the froggy having a pen0r dent in its forehead, but I havn't seen the original Iranian article. Poor froggy with a pen0r dent. Indeed. :(
Triggar
2004-06-30, 10:27 PM
This thread made me chew my dinner a little more carefully, and I don't know why.
Sputty
2004-06-30, 10:31 PM
Because your mouth is connected through a tube that goes to your vagina
MUAHAHA
Martyr's going to be pissed at me now
;)
(please don't hurt me triggar)
Triggar
2004-06-30, 10:32 PM
Haha, you're so gross Sputty.
I think I was giving myself the jibblies imagining there were tadpoles in my chili.
Sputty
2004-06-30, 10:33 PM
Haha, you're so gross Sputty.
I think I was giving myself the jibblies imagining there were tadpoles in my chili.
So you just chewed it more?...
Weirdo
mmmmmm, jibblies! :drools:
Triggar
2004-06-30, 10:35 PM
!buy SDM a case of Jibblies
Dharkbayne
2004-06-30, 10:39 PM
* Phobos gives SDM a a case of the jibblies!"Courtesy of Triggar!"
Factorfish
2004-07-01, 07:23 PM
:rofl:
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