[guide] Having trouble with the women?

[Jaged]

http://www.g4techtv.com/feature.aspx?article_key=21

[Mr1337Duck]

:rofl:

[TekDragon]

I already made the only guide you need to handle your woman. As I recall, it helped a number of ppl on this forum (or who were on the forum at the time).

;)

[Mr1337Duck]

Link plz.

[Jennyboo]

:rofl:

[TekDragon]

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

[Infernus]

Teenage relationships are over-rated...

[Triggar]

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

[Infernus]

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

Triggar... you are my godess... I just don't have a girl firend right now...

[Khronos]

1. Never press pause

No matter how thrilling the thought of a little post-hookup gaming may be, never, under any circumstances, abandon a girl to go level up in Final Fantasy.

Remember, if it looks like you're going to lose a game, you can always restart from the last place you've saved. But once you've lost a girl, there's a pretty good chance you'll never win her back.

i diedl ike 3 times in a row in CoH cause i was trying to talk to my girlfriend on AIM at the same time. this shows how much i care for her. :lol:

[Squeeky]

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout :lol:

[Infernus]

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout :lol:

LINKS!!!!!!!! LINKS!!!!!!!!!!! pls

[Triggar]

Ewwwwwwwww

You don't need a guide or a technique. All you need is a little anatomy lesson.

Learn what the clitoris is and where it is. You'll be fine.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT

[Infernus]

Ewwwwwwwww

She secretly wants the tips so she can give them to martyr...

[Peacemaker]

Yea. Lets see this article.

[Mr1337Duck]

All phear teh quacking link-finder. I remembered one phrase used by Squeeks,

"I'm not about to go ramming my thumb in her vagina after 8 months."

I actually put "thumb in her pussy" in the search, didn't remember the quote exactly. But it was good enough.


So without further adieu (sp?):



http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84/g-spot.html?1053230685342

[Dharkbayne]

:lol:

If I remember correctly, it was a guide on finding the G-Spot.


EDIT: This GeoCities site has been deactivated due to inactivity.
Are you the site owner?
Click here to reactivate your site.

Are you a visitor? Try a search below.

[Mr1337Duck]

tek, you stupid bastard. Go try and re-enter yahoo. That should reactivate the site.

[OneManArmy]

Ewwwwwwwww

You don't need a guide or a technique. All you need is a little anatomy lesson.

Learn what the clitoris is and where it is. You'll be fine.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT


I thought you liked guns...

[Mr1337Duck]

That's what I told her.

[Squeeky]

I dont care what the fuck any of you tards say. That guide put me on the map :D

[Infernus]

I dont care what the fuck any of you tards say. That guide put me on the map :D

You were always on the map... this just made you more notorius...

[firecrackerNC]

Lol i remember that guide.Works wonders dont it Squeeky? heh tried a few of those things myself and they really worked.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM GEORGE BUSH FOR PRESIDENT

[TekDragon]

Just doing my bit to help mankind.

[TekDragon]

Woops, sorry. Just checked the link. Ok, it's active now. Enjoy:

http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84/g-spot.html?1053230685342

[EDIT] I really should update that. Theres a few other fun postions/techniques i've learned in the years since.

[Hydralisk]

I'm in the process of writing Having trouble with men?
I know you all will be looking forward to it... :lol:

[Mr1337Duck]

:rofl:

[Firefly]

TekDragon- where are you that you can listen to HFS? That was my favorite station when I was at Fort Meade MD.

As far as "guide to sex"... no thanks. I can write Chinese and Arabic with my tongue. Have a nice day, and one day you too can learn the art of satisfying your women.

[TekDragon]

As far as "guide to sex"... no thanks. I can write Chinese and Arabic with my tongue. Have a nice day, and one day you too can learn the art of satisfying your women.

No doubt, that's good for one orgasm. Anymore than that, however, and your going to risk slicing up the base of your tongue on your teeth, unless you keep your jaw spread wide, in which case your going to cramp within a few minutes.

I enjoy doing oral once a week. Anymore than that and it gets painful.

Besides, g-spot orgasms are deeper and longer (according to the girls), and have a MUCH higher chance of going into multiple orgasms.

[Infernus]

Woops, sorry. Just checked the link. Ok, it's active now. Enjoy:

http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84/g-spot.html?1053230685342

[EDIT] I really should update that. Theres a few other fun postions/techniques i've learned in the years since.

For bloody christ... you are a man among men... I LOVE YOU!

[Zodiac]

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENThaha

[Firefly]

No doubt, that's good for one orgasm. Anymore than that, however, and your going to risk slicing up the base of your tongue on your teeth, unless you keep your jaw spread wide, in which case your going to cramp within a few minutes.
My jaws don't get tired. I'm a big boy who loves to eat. I also had a habit of cursing out dumb privates in the Army for extended periods of time. And there's always some cocky comedian who watched too much Full Metal Jacket and wants to get lippy.

Besides, g-spot orgasms are deeper and longer (according to the girls), and have a MUCH higher chance of going into multiple orgasms.
Amen to that- which is why I have these other techniques that I keep to myself, lest I become ordinary. I'm a scary-looking intimidating guy- I don't get tons of byrds, so I keep my secrets to myself so I maintain an edge of the physically-oriented playing field.

[Sputty]

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a job
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs



....
Are those good answers?

Amen to that- which is why I have these other techniques that I keep to myself, lest I become ordinary. I'm a scary-looking intimidating guy- I don't get tons of byrds, so I keep my secrets to myself so I maintain an edge of the physically-oriented playing field
I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME

[Infernus]

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a <A TITLE="Click for more information about job" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||job|AA1VDw">job</A>
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs



....
Are those good answers?


I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[eXoSloth]

Heh, I remember Tek's guide.

[Infernus]

Heh, I remember Tek's guide.

The question is... did you put it to good use?

[Indecisive]

Or I will unscrew your head and DO A BARREL ROLL.

[Dharkbayne]

Or I will unscrew your head and DO A BARREL ROLL.
:rofl:

[Infernus]

I'm in the process of writing Having trouble with men?
I know you all will be looking forward to it... :lol:

I know I am... :brow:

[Spee]

As far as G-Spot is concerned, I was always taught the "Beckoning" motion worked best.


Practice has told me otherwise.

[Triggar]

Tek, I'd bet money on the fact that your women were faking.

We're a very convincing breed.

[Sputty]

quote from irc by me:
Know what pisses me off? Men and women often have a fetish for scat porn(It makes enough money and is popular enough) but no one has a fetish for a fat gamer. NO ONE

[Triggar]

I dunno, Sputty. I found Martyr and Jen found Hamma...

I'd say there was hope yet!

[Sputty]

They're Not Fat They're Sechsy Beasts

[TekDragon]

Tek, I'd bet money on the fact that your women were faking.

We're a very convincing breed.

Only immature trailor trash attention whores fake orgasms. The girls and women i've been with, i make sure that a certain level of trust and comfort is reached before we hit the bed. Faking is in no one's interest. It doesn't make the girl feel good, and it's just meant to "get it over with" quicker.

I've yet to have a sexual experience where either of us wanted to "get it over with".

Trust is something everyone should have with a partner they take to bed. The girl should know she doesn't have to fake. If she doesn't then she is, as i said, an immature trailor trash hussy who is in the guys bed for nothing more than popularity and attention.

[Derfud]

You're calling me an immature trailer trash husse?

...

Err, scratch that last comment...

[Mr1337Duck]

Wait, trig, you're saying someone can fake dead and stop their heart, too?

He said the ones he was with cummed. You can't fake that, unless you're some monk with complete control of your bodily functions.

[Triggar]

Women are fascinating creatures.

Women can get themselves off without you having to come near them.

And Tek, you jarbled sack of crap, I was being sarcastic. How the hell would I know if your women have faked? And furthermore, why would I want to get the mental image needed to come to that conclusion?

I hate you.

[TekDragon]

Women are fascinating creatures.

Women can get themselves off without you having to come near them.

And Tek, you jarbled sack of crap, I was being sarcastic. How the hell would I know if your women have faked? And furthermore, why would I want to get the mental image needed to come to that conclusion?

I hate you.

I didnt realize you were joking. Your post did not indicate it at all. Faking is, as i said, extremely stupid. Not only that it's easy to get caught.

If you don't like me responding to your posts, then either:

1. Don't respond to me.
2. Don't mouth off like you got a studded dildo in your ass every time you post to/about me.

[Onizuka]

That was the wrong thing to say...

I remember the guide tho.

[OneManArmy]

and triggar joins the club!

[Dharkbayne]

If you don't like me responding to your posts, then either:

1. Don't respond to me.
2. Don't mouth off like you got a studded dildo in your ass every time you post to/about me.

You're a prick.

Go away.

[firecrackerNC]

dildo......lol....studded.....lol

[Onizuka]

and triggar joins the club!

Yes, and I lead it. :p

I read that first article though... it wasn't long and didn't have anything that incredible. I don't read those things in seriousness anyways.

[TekDragon]

See, this is exactly what happened last time. Some immature prick hops on my dick. I respond, and all of a sudden the "kiddy club" is all over me like a hobo on a ham sandwich. I'd swear you 3-4 losers were all one account, but I knew juvenile pricks like you back during the middle/high school days.

If you don't like me insulting one of your "kiddy club" members then STOP GETTING ON MY FUCKING COCK god damnit.

I swear to god, Hamma is going to have to jump in like he did last time. When one of you losers kept stalking me in every forum trying to troll a responce from me. The result? Hamma forced everyone to put everyone else on ignore. WHY DON'T YOU SAVE HIM THE EFFORT AND FUCKING DO AS I ASKED AND PUT ME ON FUCKING IGNORE.

[EDIT] Oni, your a virgin. Always gonna be a virgin. The fact that your not impressed with that guide doesn't suprise me being as it's lacking Sailor Moon hentai.

[EDIT2] Proof of the juvenile ass hole mob mentality follows this post.

[SDM]

You're a prick.

Go away.

[Sputty]

You call other people immatures right after you insult someone by saying they're a virgin

Hypocricy reaches new levels

[TekDragon]

You call other people immatures right after you insult someone by saying they're a virgin

Hypocricy reaches new levels

Sputty, in case you were in the dark - Oni was the one who started this whole shit. According to the rules Hamma layed down he is not supposed to respond to ANY of my posts, yet here he comes - again and again.

And what does he post? Something intellegent? Something worthwhile? No. "I don't like it. It's stupid. It's stupid cause Tek wrote it and I hate him because he makes me feel small".

[Dharkbayne]

Sputty, in case you were in the dark - Oni was the one who started this whole shit. According to the rules Hamma layed down he is not supposed to respond to ANY of my posts, yet here he comes - again and again.

And what does he post? Something intellegent? Something worthwhile? No. "I don't like it. It's stupid. It's stupid cause Tek wrote it and I hate him because he makes me feel small".


Isn't that rule both ways?


And I haven't seen you post anything worthwhile either, you just insult and attack people because you're an asshole.

[Sputty]

Sputty, in case you were in the dark - Oni was the one who started this whole shit. According to the rules Hamma layed down he is not supposed to respond to ANY of my posts, yet here he comes - again and again.

And what does he post? Something intellegent? Something worthwhile? No. "I don't like it. It's stupid. It's stupid cause Tek wrote it and I hate him because he makes me feel small".
He didn't respond to you

Originally Posted by OneManArmy
and triggar joins the club!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Yes, and I lead it.

[SDM]

You're a prick.

Go away.

[TekDragon]

Isn't that rule both ways?


And I haven't seen you post anything worthwhile either, you just insult and attack people because you're an asshole.

Your one to talk Dhark, after that uncalled for outburst of idiocy in the DAoC thread. I reported you, it was so far over the line it wasn't even funny. If you want to bash me to boost your ego like Oni, Eine, and the other anime freaks - at least try to do it in a round about way. Don't just run into a forum screaming "ASS HOLE" in huge font just because 3-4 people are having a debate and you dont like one of them.


[EDIT] You edited that, Sputty. Besides, you don't seem to realize the part you DID quote was, essentially, a bash.

[Sputty]

I edited it, yeah, but I removed something that had nothing to do with you, or the conversation at the time

[TekDragon]

They both were. The first was a blatant bash. The second was a passive agressive "I hate it because it's stupid and Tek made it so it sucks" line. No logic, no reason, just a juvenile statement.

Look, i don't need to defend myself. When the mods look through this thread and the DAoC thread it will be VERY easy to tell where the bashing began. Who started it, who responded, and who jumped in with the WHOLE PURPOSE of fueling the bashing.

[Mr1337Duck]

All of you shut the hell up. Trig, quitcher bitchin, don't insult Tek. Tek, if you're gonna counter-insult someone, try not to do it with such enthusiasm. Okay? Just shut the hell up, leave eachother alone.

[Sputty]

You're retarded
End.
He was talking about the post that Jaged made

Not Ducky
Ducks are cool, therefore someone who bases their name off one can't be that bad

[TekDragon]

Okay? Just shut the hell up, leave eachother alone.

That's what i've been trying to get. Instead i'm being stalked through every thread i post in with people making posts that are 100% harrasment and 0% on topic.

I'm sick of the kiddy club mob mentality. When one of the moderators sees these threads, action will be taken.

[Sputty]

OMA is a moderator

[Indecisive]

Yeah, not particually wise to insult mods.

[SDM]

Yeah, not particually wise to insult mods.
Jesus, he insults EVERYBODY, and blames it on some imaginary mob of anime kiddy freaks or some crazy shit. Like they are controlling his mind as he fucking types his rude shit. The only banning I see comming is his.

[TekDragon]

Jesus! Whine whine whine! My god he infuriates me so much! I'm just going to KEEP POSTING ABOUT HIM AND KEEP WHINING CONSTANTLY UNTIL HE FLIPS OUT ON ME.

[Dharkbayne]

omg I repoarted yuo Tek!!11 I TOLD ON YOU, LOOKOUT@!

[TekDragon]

omg I repoarted yuo Tek!!11 I TOLD ON YOU, LOOKOUT@!

Good. I want as much Mod attention on this as possible.

Dhark, why don't you go back to the beggining of this thread, and the other thread, and read through it. Identify where, exactly, people stopped posting on topic and where they started harassing.

I'll give you a hint, it started with Triggar in this thread. It started with you in the other thread.

Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

Stop. Obcessing. About. Me.

There, that should be put in a way you can understand it.

[Sputty]

It started with Triggar and Dhark, but by you
And mods have seen this, including Ouro and OneManArmy

[TekDragon]

It started with Triggar and Dhark, but by you
And mods have seen this, including Ouro and OneManArmy

huh?

I can't tell what the hell you mean. Are you trying to say *I* started the off topic flaming? :rolleyes:

Or are you trying to say THEY started the off topic flaming and it was about me. I'll agree with that. And that's why I asked them to put me on ignore and, failing that, reported them for harassment.

[EDIT] Either way, it doesnt matter. Anyone who can read at a 2nd grade level can point out where the off topic flaming started. No amount of bolded words or mis-direction can change that. I have a calculus exam tomorrow and need to do some studying. Please, feel free to continue the bashing.

[UncleDynamite]

My only problem is how Tek is perpetuating all of this. The best and probably the most mature course of action is to simply ignore those who are harassing/attacking/whatever you. If you don't like these people, why waste time with them?

Anyway, funny link, Jaged.

[Sputty]

OMG I'M STUCK LOOKING AT THE WORLD IN A SKEWED PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE MY MOMMY WAS MEAN AND I WAS MOLESTED BY MY UNCLE

[Mr1337Duck]

Trig insinuated that Tek's girl was faking it, and insisted that she (the girl) didn't give a crap about him. That pissed Tek off, and somewhere along the line I pointed out that no normal chick could just will themselves to have an orgasm.

[Onizuka]

:rofl: sputty is the winnar!1

[TheN00b]

STOP. FUCKING. INSULTING. EACHOTHER. TEK, IF YOU FUCKING POST ABOUT HOW THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED ALL ALONG, I WILL HUNT DOWN ALL YOUR FORMER GIRLFRIENDS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE EXPLOITING THE SEX YOU HAD WITH THEM FOR AMUSEMENT. DHARK, IF YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW TEK IS AN ASSHAT, I WILL RIP OFF YOUR SHREDDED DICK AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING EAR. SDM... GO ANAL INFERNUS. Stop fucking insulting eachother; just put eachother on /ignore, and end this shit-fuck.

[firecrackerNC]

^ agree

[Indecisive]

This sittuation seems firmiliar.

[Dharkbayne]

DHARK, IF YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW TEK IS AN ASSHAT, I WILL RIP OFF YOUR SHREDDED DIG AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING EAR.

What's a dig?

[firecrackerNC]

ment dick i presume

[TheN00b]

ment dick i presume

Yes, yes I did. Anger has flooded my cognitive stream.

[Sputty]

Why are you angry? You've made like fifty posts on PSU and come here irregularly :p

[Triggar]

Wait, so Dhark has a shredded dig?

How'd it get shredded in the first place?

If it were shredded, as n00bage originally said, then why hasn't Dhark gotten medical attention?

Poor Dharkie.

[Sputty]

Dhark shredded and destroyed his penis in his constant humping but it still works.

[UncleDynamite]

He probably likes it shredded.

Kinkeh

[Triggar]

How does he pee?

[UncleDynamite]

Let's just say that when he pees, it's not so much of a stream than as a... spray.

[Sputty]

messily

[Doop]

Damn. STFU. Most of you. I don't have anything against Tek, cause he hasn't done anything directed towards me, but this is the fucking internet, if someone posts something you don't like you ignore it. Especially on message boards, IRC channels, etc. Internet harassment is so incredibly open to happen, just let it go.

Now, in the name of Halo 2 and extremely hot girls and pirates and ninjas, please, someone lock this thread.

[Sputty]

We're talking about Dhark's penis, go away

[Triggar]

Doop, it isn't that we don't like Tek because he has different opinions than us - we all have different opinions around here and none of us have a problem with it.

The reason we've all got beef with Tek is because he takes perfectly good threads with perfectly innocent intentions and uses them for his own hatred-filled agenda. No one can say two words without him coming back accusing us all of being soooooooo stupid for not realising just how completely smart and awesome he is.

He's an asshole. That's why we don't like him. You don't come into someone's house and start insulting the food and the furniture, so why should he be on these forums shitting all over our community?

[Doop]

Don't worry, I'm not picking sides with anyone, and you're basically right, Trig.
But, sometimes he's the one getting "assaulted" on the case. And a lot of the time, people just use what has happened with the person before to flame him, to try and look smart, or gain internet reputation, whatever. Like, for example, Tek's been hostile in the past, so when he posted that people got on his case. But if someone else, no names, did that, no one would care and just pass. And I definitely know how it feels for someone to get all over my case because I said one thing someone doesn't like.

That's all I got to say.

[EDIT]And, it IS true, just for the record, that Tek didn't start anything at all on the DAoC thread.

[Sputty]

You say you're not taking sides, yet you do
So you lose

[SDM]

Doop, it isn't that we don't like Tek because he has different opinions than us - we all have different opinions around here and none of us have a problem with it.

The reason we've all got beef with Tek is because he takes perfectly good threads with perfectly innocent intentions and uses them for his own hatred-filled agenda. No one can say two words without him coming back accusing us all of being soooooooo stupid for not realising just how completely smart and awesome he is.

He's an asshole. That's why we don't like him. You don't come into someone's house and start insulting the food and the furniture, so why should he be on these forums shitting all over our community?
I wouldn't even have a problem with him if he was just an opinionated bastard. Thats his perogative.

The problem is He's a total asshole to everyone that doesn't think the way he does, and blames his behavior on everyone else but him, taking no resonsibility for his actions. He has no clue he's a complete ass.

[Triggar]

And we're exercising our constitutional right to let him know as clearly as possible that he is, in fact, a complete ass.

[Doop]

Alright. I'm just saying, this kinda shit happens to me all the time (no, I'm not addressing anyone here, I'm talking about real life) and I just wanted to point that out.
Go on.

[UncleDynamite]

Seeing that this is a very close-knit community, "this kinda shit" should be kept to a minimum.

[Triggar]

"This kinda shit" is kept at an extreme minimum - that's why when it pops up, we react so intensely.

[UncleDynamite]

Well said.

[Infernus]

Why does everything always seem to turn into a fight now adays?

[Everay]

because tek is back.

[Infernus]

welll yea... but... i mean EVERY thread...

[Zodiac]

You all suck.

[Everay]

my humble appologies Zodiac.

[Zodiac]

my humble appologies Zodiac.omg. No, not you. :love:

[SDM]

You all suck.
I only did that one time for cab fare. I really needed to get home.

[Khronos]

I only did that one time for cab fare. I really needed to get home.

ill give you a free "ride" anytime. :brow:

[Firefly]

Getting back on track, yuo bunch of thread-derailing hijackers...

... ever been with a girl who squirts? Fake THAT!

[UncleDynamite]

Have you?

[SDM]

Getting back on track, yuo bunch of thread-derailing hijackers...

... ever been with a girl who squirts? Fake THAT!
:rofl:

I've seen that on vid. I don't know if I would be comfortable with a girl like that... or how about the pen0-nub clit? That ain't right either.

The pen0-nub scares SDM.

[UncleDynamite]

You're only scared of the pen0-nub because you know that it's larger than your own pen0r...

:love:

[SDM]

You're only scared of the pen0-nub because you know that it's larger than your own pen0r...

:love:
Wouldn't you like to know. Admit it, you want me.

[Spee]

Im going to try and take initiative, by getting this thread back on track.


VAGINA!

P00N!!!

ORGASM!!!


There. Discuss.

[Indecisive]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OneManArmy]

yea, way to fill my inbox with a bunch of reported posts... sigh... you know it seems this thread has served its purpouse. If any of you still want the link, grab it and save it for some other time.

perhaps some midol and a good nights sleep will calm us all down?