Well... I have a ring now...

[Spider]

And no it's not a cock ring...

I have been for some time (5 months) with the same woman... her name: Sophie. You might remember her from the "I got head from her best friend and fell in love with her conflict..." (Fell in love with sophie).

I'm proud to say that yesterday I brought her to my place where a shitload of candles were waiting (500$ worth). I made her a bath with petals and aromatic crap (Shut up I got help from my best Chantal) she kept smiling the entire time. I made dinner while she was bathing, chicken catchitore with some lobster and shrimps with garlic dip. After wich we took walk alongside the river to find a spot made by me and my best with even more candles and a big quilt on the ground (that was flattened before). I took her hand and kneeled took the chain around my neck and riped it to reveal the inside my shirt there was a ring attached to it and I proposed...

She said yes.

/togglehappyon

[Ivan]

:clap: :cheers: party: Congrats!

[EineBeBoP]

O_O Grats dude.
Hope everything goes well for you2.


..Im prwtty shocked.

[Black]

Grats Spider!

[Heavygain]

Gratz!

[SDM]

My condolences! party:

[Octavian]

I'm surprised nobody has said 'congo rats' yet.

Good luck...

[eXoSloth]

Well, uh, good luck I guess :)

[Rayder]

Huh, I always thought you were like 15 or something.

[Mr1337Duck]

Congo rats... waging a guerilla war on Sudan rats.


Good job for you.

[Hezzy]

nice!

[Triggar]

Wow, that is such a lovely way to propose to a woman.

/me nudges boyfriend

EDIT: Congratulations! Make sure and post your online registry here :)

[Neon Apocalypse]

My condolences! party:

:rofl:

congratulation spider

[firecrackerNC]

i have a cockring............................... oh and congrats on that

[Onizuka-GTO]

congratulation! party:


At leased some blokes here know how to do it in style.

;)

[Infernus]

:lol: So romantic... I wouldn't mind if some people I know *coughxmodumcough* did stuff like this for me...


Congrats! :cheers: party:

[Jennyboo]

:clap: :cheers: party: Congrats!
OMYGod congrats man :) all that work made it extra speical ... I'm sure she'll never forget it :) even more now considering the hard work :D All the luck to you ...it is great to be in love :love:

[Jennyboo]

Wow, that is such a lovely way to propose to a woman.

/me nudges boyfriend

EDIT: Congratulations! Make sure and post your online registry here :)
:rofl: :lol: good one triggar
/me nudges Martyr :P~ ;)

[Jennyboo]

:lol: So romantic... I wouldn't mind if some people I know *coughxmodumcough* did stuff like this for me...


Congrats! :cheers: party:
/me makes Infernus an bath (with rose pedals)
/me make chicken and ribs
/me takes Infernus hand and say "Infernus will you .......marry Dhark?"


:rofl: :love:

[DeepStrikeck]

congratulations!

[Ivan]

/me makes Infernus an bath (with rose pedals)
/me make chicken and ribs
/me takes Infernus hand and say "Infernus will you .......marry Dhark?"


:rofl: :love:
:rofl: :lol:

NOOO! Dharky is mine!! :mad:

[Triggar]

Dharkie belongs to us all, no one can claim him as their own!!

Edit: **coughcoughMartyryouhavethreemoreyearstosavecough cough**

http://www3.vandaaz.com/rings/orieldi200.jpg

Aerospace-grade titanium. Sweet.

[Mag-Mower]

My condolences! party:
ROFL :rofl:

[Infernus]

Dharkie belongs to us all, no one can claim him as their own!!

According to Jenny I can... :rofl: :lol: :rofl:










For some reason I don't think thats something to be proud of...

[AztecWarrior]

SHIT, he's got the One Ring!

Congrats.

[JetRaiden]

awesome dude! :cheers:

o yea and: pics:

[Indecisive]

/emote cabbagepatch

gratz!


martyr can propose has psuma hahaahah :p

[Infernus]

/emote cabbagepatch

gratz!


martyr can propose has psuma hahaahah :p

Heh... I emote spam cabbagepatch and my character gets stuck doing it... the other day at the FPS record thing I was dancing for frag and somebody walks up and goes 'I'm just a white guy... I can't dance...'

[TheN00b]

Congo rats, spider! ;party:

[Biohazzard56]

Grats Spider.

[EarlyDawn]

Edit: I'll let Squeeky handle this one because we usually see eye to eye regarding Spider.

Neat-o, man. If true. :lol:

[Spider]

Edit: I'll let Squeeky handle this one because we usually see eye to eye regarding Spider.

Neat-o, man. If true. :lol:


:rolleyes: Whatever...

For those that said it was romantic etc. etc. Thanks but credit goes to my best... I would have proposed in Mickydee's for all I care...

[BUGGER]

I thought you said you were gone for good (like the last few times you came back)


But eh, hope it goes real well. she better be a good one, cause i'm not gonna sit round listen to you cutting the shit outa urself.

[Doop]

Hax.

Congrats party:

[1024]

OMG MY LITTLE SPIDER IS ALL GROWN UP NOW!!!!

:love: :love: :love: :love:
:love: :love: :love: :love:
:love: :love: :love: :love:
:love: :love: :love: :love:

Best. Proposal. Ever.

party:

[Spee]

CN Tower still wins....

[Onizuka]

GRATZZz

[Triggar]

A proposal on the top of the CN tower, or on the Tower Bridge in London (or "the Monument"), or at the top of the Eiffel Tower = all gorgeous ways to propose to your woman.

Something about towers, eh.

I personally like the idea of being proposed to in front of Cinderella's Castle, in Disney World. Color me foolishly romantic....

[Everay]

http://www3.vandaaz.com/rings/orieldi200.jpg

Aerospace-grade titanium.


thats one nice cockring.

[Toimu]

congrats man... I could never do it... not for a while!

[GonePostal]

Edit: I'll let Squeeky handle this one because we usually see eye to eye regarding Spider.

Neat-o, man. If true. :lol:

I thought you said you were gone for good (like the last few times you came back)


But eh, hope it goes real well. she better be a good one, cause i'm not gonna sit round listen to you cutting the shit outa urself.

:groovy:

[Ivan]

A proposal on the top of the CN tower, or on the Tower Bridge in London (or "the Monument"), or at the top of the Eiffel Tower = all gorgeous ways to propose to your woman.

Something about towers, eh.

I personally like the idea of being proposed to in front of Cinderella's Castle, in Disney World. Color me foolishly romantic....
Damn Triggar is carpet bombing this thread with hints. :lol: :rofl:

[Squeeky]

I find it funny that you left PSU multiple times and always return. I also find it funny that the majority of threads you start reflect upon your real life. That wouldnt be a problem if you were a regular poster, but you only seem to to turn up to let us know about your real life like we care.

This isnt a flame, more of a friendly fuck you and have a nice day.

[GonePostal]

I find it funny that you left PSU multiple times and always return. I also find it funny that the majority of threads you start reflect upon your real life. That wouldnt be a problem if you were a regular poster, but you only seem to to turn up to let us know about your real life like we care.

This isnt a flame, more of a friendly fuck you and have a nice day.



:rofl: :lol:


:groovy:

aye, squeeky, aye :D

[Gigabein]

Damn Triggar is carpet bombing this thread with hints. :lol: :rofl:

And Martyr is suspiciously absent from posting in this thread.

[Triggar]

Haha, I've told Martyr all these things - I'm not the kind of girl who'd leave things up to chance like that :)

And Everay, thanks - that aerospace-graded titanium cockring is a godsend in the sheets.

[Squeeky]

Triggar doesnt really make any attempts to be subtle does she? :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

Triggar is pretending to be UV. The world is coming to an end. GG

[Triggar]

Subtlety wastes time - be direct and ask for what you want

"ask, and ye shall receive"

God said it, it must be true :)

EDIT: AZTEC!! Oh gnoes!!

/me shuts computer down and hides from PSU for one week

[Squeeky]

If Triggar turns into UV, i will not be attending PSU:MA :lol:

[Indecisive]

ditto. damn no refund policy :p

[Triggar]

I'm offended.

I just wanted to show you guys the titanium ring I found :tear:

[UncleDynamite]

SHIT, he's got the One Ring!

Ring? What One Ring?

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/CarryTheZero.jpg

[1024]

I care. :(

[Ivan]

And Martyr is suspiciously absent from posting in this thread.
Yeah I noticed that too. :lol:

[Happy lil Elf]

This is probably just the cynical asshole in me speaking but...

Bullshit, you fucking drama whore. I'll believe it when you post a pic of the announcement from the paper ;)

If this one is actually true, which again given your past track record I have a hard time believing, congrats and best wishes to the both of you.

[Rayder]

Yes, give us pics of your woman, plus the ring you gave her on her finger. Also, give us pics of the room cuz I know you took some, only an idiot wouldn't.

[Firefly]

At leased some blokes here know how to do it in style.
I put mine in a cracker-jack box...

little did I know, being cute would make me miserable for a significant portion of my adult life.

[lightfire]

I put mine in a cracker-jack box...

little did I know, being cute would make me miserable for a significant portion of my adult life.


umm WtF happened? :doh: :confused:

[Mag]

...and the stupid award goes to...

[lightfire]

Me yay!

[EarlyDawn]

This is probably just the cynical asshole in me speaking but...

Bullshit, you fucking drama whore. I'll believe it when you post a pic of the announcement from the paper ;)

If this one is actually true, which again given your past track record I have a hard time believing, congrats and best wishes to the both of you.I have to agree.

- Spider gets into a shootout in a high-value warehouse he's payed to guard, injuring one man and killing another
- Spider flips out about some random chick and makes up shit about killing himself.
- Spider explains some girl issues that arose at a party, and the stuff that happened there (Potentially true)
- Spider joins the Canadian military and say he probably won't be posting on PSU much anymore.
- Spider proposes

[Triggar]

I put mine in a cracker-jack box...

little did I know, being cute would make me miserable for a significant portion of my adult life.

I think that's cute - unless she accidentally ate the ring and choked on it and never let you forget it ....

"Honey, I know it's 2am, but I really want Cherry Garcia ice cream. NO not the cherry kind we have in the freezer, the other kind. HEY! You almost killed me, and I accepted your proposal anyway! You owe me!"

[Rayder]

Right.

[Jennyboo]

Dharkie belongs to us all, no one can claim him as their own!!

Edit: **coughcoughMartyryouhavethreemoreyearstosavecough cough**

http://www3.vandaaz.com/rings/orieldi200.jpg

Aerospace-grade titanium. Sweet.
Nice Ring looks expensive :P~ But i prefer my Bling Bling! Grawr
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/rings/105_0566.JPG

[Triggar]

Jen, I have to scale my sights down a bit - I know I can't afford bling like yours :)

Besides, I think my hand would be weighed down! Start doing push-ups to get your arms ready for the weight of that bling! :lol:

[Infernus]

Nice Ring looks expensive :P~ But i prefer my Bling Bling! Grawr
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/rings/105_0566.JPG

Well atleast we know where the leftovers of the fund raiser went... :love: for jenny's bling...

[Jennyboo]

Well atleast we know where the leftovers of the fund raiser went... :love: for jenny's bling...
:rofl: right ;) it's call a loan from the bank :lol:

[Triggar]

It's called "OW MY EYES!!" :lol:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: Triggar :lol:

[1024]

Hmm hamma is absent in this thread, also..

[Infernus]

Jenny already has her bling... if anything Hamma is trying to evade having to buy her more... :lol:

[Ivan]

Hmm hamma is absent in this thread, also.. :lol:

I like both of those rings. I really like Hamma's ring too.

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :rofl: at this last page.

[Firefly]

umm WtF happened? :doh: :confused:
She turned into a raging evil psychotic bitch who liked to fuck strange random guys on my bed while I was at work, wipe their nut on my pillow, and there were other things along a similar vein that I later found out about that are extremely inappropriate for this forum.

Add to that her penchant for practicing for the big leagues by hurling cast iron skillets at my shiny chrome dome...

Add to that fearing for my life and safety and having to escape to a warzone for solitude...

... yeah nevermind. There's a whole list.

[Jennyboo]

:lol:

I like both of those rings. I really like Hamma's ring too.


Indeed Hamma's ring is pimpin :P~

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/rings/105_0563.JPG

[Fragmatic]

A proposal on the top of the CN tower, or on the Tower Bridge in London (or "the Monument"), or at the top of the Eiffel Tower = all gorgeous ways to propose to your woman.

Something about towers, eh.

I personally like the idea of being proposed to in front of Cinderella's Castle, in Disney World. Color me foolishly romantic....

Tower bridge? You gotta be joking... all those cars driving past, then a big boat might go under and it would open up!

[TheN00b]

She turned into a raging evil psychotic bitch who liked to fuck strange random guys on my bed while I was at work, wipe their nut on my pillow, and there were other things along a similar vein that I later found out about that are extremely inappropriate for this forum.

Add to that her penchant for practicing for the big leagues by hurling cast iron skillets at my shiny chrome dome...

Add to that fearing for my life and safety and having to escape to a warzone for solitude...

... yeah nevermind. There's a whole list.

JEEZUS! That explains... Erm, nevermind.

[Infernus]

She turned into a raging evil psychotic bitch who liked to fuck strange random guys on my bed while I was at work, wipe their nut on my pillow, and there were other things along a similar vein that I later found out about that are extremely inappropriate for this forum.

Add to that her penchant for practicing for the big leagues by hurling cast iron skillets at my shiny chrome dome...

Add to that fearing for my life and safety and having to escape to a warzone for solitude...

... yeah nevermind. There's a whole list.

:doh: :doh:

Erm... WTF! I could have her removed for you... for a small price...

[Spider]

:rolleyes:

I'm gonna get a pic soon of her and her ring *shrug*

Edit: By the way earlydawn I'm waiting on confirmation about wether or not I'm in boot camp. I left because of asses like squeeky especially squeeky just for your information. Now that he's suposedly "alright" I came back... I see things havent changed much in "My nuts have barely dropped" land.

[Ivan]

:rolleyes:

I'm gonna get a pic soon of her and her ring *shrug*
Preferably naked... with "I love Ivan" written on her chest. ;) :D :lol:

[Infernus]

Preferably naked... with "I love Ivan" written on her chest. ;) :D :lol:


Hey wait a second... you asked me for the same thing... I feel used and I can't say I don't like it...

[ChewyLSB]

Hey wait a second... you asked me for the same thing... I feel used and I can't say I don't like it...

You can't say you don't like it? Looks like a double negative there buddy, which would equate to "I like it".

Unless you did that on purpose.

EDIT: I was just messing around, of course.

[Infernus]

Well of course I like being Ivan's sechsual play thing... now I just have to get ChiaHamma out of the way...

[Ivan]

Well of course I like being Ivan's sechsual play thing... now I just have to get ChiaHamma out of the way...
Touch my Chia and die in hell on a stick.

[Infernus]

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: 1024 said it best... bot-tality.

[Firefly]

Erm... WTF! I could have her removed for you... for a small price...
So could I, minus the price if I did it myself. But my killing days are over. Thanks anyway.

[1024]

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: 1024 said it best... bot-tality.i dont remember saying that but it sounds like something i would say, so :love:

:lol:

[Infernus]

i dont remember saying that but it sounds like something i would say, so :love:

:lol:

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=286589&postcount=25

[1024]

:rofl: owned

[Ivan]

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=286589&postcount=25
:lol: Ahh the good old clasic, "Ivan violates ChiaHamma (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18223)" thread.