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AztecWarrior
2004-07-07, 11:01 AM
Don't vote just yet.

Let's say you are my mom. I've been on the PC for a while, most of the day, actually, seeing as it is summer. You're eager to get me out, but there is practically nothing else to do.

Which of the choices would you have your son do?

Infernus
2004-07-07, 11:08 AM
Computer... If that's what he wants to do, by all means... Its easier on both of us, I know where he is and don't have to worry about him running around geting in trouble, and it's what he wants to be doing...

EDIT: Reason: I don't like when my parent's tell em to get off the computer, esspecially when they aren't going to use it, they know that I hate practically everyone in my neighborhood, and there's just plain nothing to do...

Lonehunter
2004-07-07, 12:11 PM
The other day my mom got mad at me and told me to go to my room, I just laughed and did just that. I had to stay there the rest of the night, with my PC, TV, Mini fridge. It was torture.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-07, 12:28 PM
my mom doesnt care but my stepdad does, but hes never home so it doesnt matter

Onizuka-GTO
2004-07-07, 12:37 PM
<-Takes the place of Aztec's mother:

get off the pc, get some sun! Its summer! You can use the pc tonight.

Go chase skirts or something!

*takes the pc and plays on it herself*

:lol:

321
2004-07-07, 12:42 PM
Computer I would never make my child watch that stupid movie I watched a little at a friends when I was really bored over there while he was taking a shower or something and man that movie is so stupid.

Infernus
2004-07-07, 12:44 PM
Computer I would never make my child watch that stupid movie I watched a little at a friends when I was really bored over there while he was taking a shower or something and man that movie is so stupid.

321 is my little rascal... :love:

Dharkbayne
2004-07-07, 12:45 PM
Eat more cake and masturbate

GonePostal
2004-07-07, 01:02 PM
by him an issue of playboy

Onizuka-GTO
2004-07-07, 01:05 PM
buy him a box of hustlers

fixed.

;)

SDM
2004-07-07, 01:05 PM
Don't vote just yet.

Let's say you are my mom. I've been on the PC for a while, most of the day, actually, seeing as it is summer. You're eager to get me out, but there is practically nothing else to do.

Which of the choices would you have your son do?
I'd sell you to the *******!

Indecisive
2004-07-07, 01:08 PM
dhitb

GonePostal
2004-07-07, 01:09 PM
fixed.

;)


hmm your right that does look better, thanks lol

Biohazzard56
2004-07-07, 01:10 PM
Watch a Movie its only a few hours off the PC and your mom will be happy just get a different movie.

Khronos
2004-07-07, 01:19 PM
dhitb


thats his mom dude, you're fucking sick. :love:

only time ive seen dhitb used incorrectly

Indecisive
2004-07-07, 01:22 PM
LIES! it cannot be used incorrectly.

Onizuka-GTO
2004-07-07, 01:27 PM
LIES! it cannot be used incorrectly.

:nod:

eXoSloth
2004-07-07, 02:20 PM
Eat more cake and masturbate

:rofl:

What would Hitler Do?

TheN00b
2004-07-07, 02:58 PM
:rofl:

What would Hitler Do?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

AztecWarrior
2004-07-07, 03:00 PM
This actually happened. It's a worthless movie.

BTW: Anyone who said DHITB or voted for the second option is either brain-dead and should die. I guess the poll confused them or something.

And I'm not much of a skirt chaser, mainly considering that I don't go to many parties, and I'm not very enthusiastic, either.

EarlyDawn
2004-07-07, 03:03 PM
Computer... If that's what he wants to do, by all means... Its easier on both of us, I know where he is and don't have to worry about him running around geting in trouble, and it's what he wants to be doing...:nod:

BUGGER
2004-07-07, 04:43 PM
Honestly, staying on the computer all day is bad, really my hand hurts from using the mouse and now i look like the hunch back of california. Get outside and do something. It be best even if your doing housework. Get a job. Get a girl. Get a life.


Dont be gay when you say the computer is your life, do something else. If any time to use the computer, do it at night.

Infernus
2004-07-07, 04:46 PM
Honestly, staying on the computer all day is bad, really my hand hurts from using the mouse and now i look like the hunch back of california. Get outside and do something. It be best even if your doing housework. Get a job. Get a girl. Get a life.


Dont be gay when you say the computer is your life, do something else. If any time to use the computer, do it at night.

Erm? How does saying the computer is your life makes you gay? What if it is your life? What if you care about the computer more then you care about sports? Does that make it wrong? Do you have any idea how terribly wrong and biased almost everything you just said is?

All you've proven to me is that you have carpel tunnel and bad posture...

And before you start: Yes. I do spend most of my normal day on the computer. Yes. I do currently have a relationship with someone. Yes. I do have a life... I have friends, I have things I like to do... What does it matter if those friends live on the other side of the country? What does it matter if those things I like to do are play online games with aforementioned friends? Please, tell me, I'd love to know your reasoning... Also circumstances may arise where you just don't care to have a life outside, in my example, close to everyone in my neighborhood has a diluted sense of what it is to be 'cool' (oh look at me I talk gangsta, say I get a lot of Hos, and ruin myself with drugs... I'm cool.) personally I'd rather not relate to someone like that, all I been through and such...

BUGGER
2004-07-07, 04:53 PM
I meant it in a way of playing too much videogames (which is what i meant by what i said). As for a programmer he's got a job. I have no bad feelings about him.


/edit cause i didn't catch ur edit

if you have a friend across the country, obviously the time will hurt it, but i recomend playing at night still. If its a friend that you met in person then by all means, do what you like. if its a person who for all you know could be a rapist, a good lawyer, or a person just like you; use your own judgement.

All i'm saying is dont waist time (either way) playing too much videogames.

Infernus
2004-07-07, 04:57 PM
I meant it in a way of playing too much videogames (which is what i meant by what i said). As for a programmer he's got a job. I have no bad feelings about him.

But thats not what you said... you said that "yuor gay if you say the computer is your life" well son for some people it is... they can have a fully functional life as well... I have friends It alk to regularly, friends I even plan on seeing soon, I have fun with those friends... they help me through my problems when I need it, I help with theirs...

BUGGER
2004-07-07, 05:02 PM
Read edit, but thats what i meant.


But really, if all you do is sit on the computer and chat (games or not), you aint gonna feel good unless you get proper exercise.

And just before you ask me why the hell am i on the computer in day. Its raining/drizzling.


Dont take what i said seriously, my main point (out of too many points) is do something healthy

(i edited that last line, it sounded more bad that what i said before)

/edit agian

And when i said dont be gay, i meant as dont make it funny. (ex. life, but it is my life :p )

OfaLoaf
2004-07-07, 05:15 PM
I remember Little Rascals. The boys don't like girls, except for one kid who sectrly has a crush on one. He gets in shit, everybody gets in shit, there's a race, and the boys like the girls at the end. Now go stay on the computer.

Hezzy
2004-07-07, 05:44 PM
Where's the "Have sex with girl/hand/boy (delete where applicable)?" option?

EDIT:

Honestly, staying on the computer all day is bad, really my hand hurts from using the mouse and now i look like the hunch back of california. Get outside and do something. It be best even if your doing housework. Get a job. Get a girl. Get a life.


Dont be gay when you say the computer is your life, do something else. If any time to use the computer, do it at night.

I don't have anything better to do. The last time I played a sport, I tore some ligaments in my knee. I'd rather not do that again kthx.
I don't do housework.
I don't do jobs.
I am lazy.
But, I am perfectly healthy. I jog and lift weights. So that's basically your arugment of "Computer = unfit" out of the window. I lift weights while on my computer, and jog before I go on the computer.

Oh yeah. I'd get a girl, but only if they actually kinda like... not led me around in circles like some cow did? The majority of women are there to mess with your emotions, and manipulate you into buying new shiney things for them by sex and seduction. There are a few exceptions, but not enough to want me to stick my neck out again.

I hate being hurt. Especially by girls.

Infernus
2004-07-07, 05:55 PM
Where's the "Have sex with girl/hand/boy (delete where applicable)?" option?

EDIT:



I don't have anything better to do. The last time I played a sport, I tore some ligaments in my knee. I'd rather not do that again kthx.
I don't do housework.
I don't do jobs.
I am lazy.
But, I am perfectly healthy. I jog and lift weights. So that's basically your arugment of "Computer = unfit" out of the window. I lift weights while on my computer, and jog before I go on the computer.

Oh yeah. I'd get a girl, but only if they actually kinda like... not led me around in circles like some cow did? The majority of women are there to mess with your emotions, and manipulate you into buying new shiney things for them by sex and seduction. There are a few exceptions, but not enough to want me to stick my neck out again.

I hate being hurt. Especially by girls.

Thank you hezzy... that pretty much somes up my feelings as well...

AztecWarrior
2004-07-07, 08:45 PM
The point here is not "Should Aztec Get Off The Computer?" but rather "Which of the following is better: Watching a shitty movie or being on the computer."

There really isn't much to do at all, Bugger. I'd do all that crap if I could, but I'm in mid-teens and without a driver's license. I'm not a 300lbs cow because I use so much of my time on the computer, I'm just large. Not fat, because I'm tall, and I don't look fat, either, just large. It's wierd. Anyway, I've come to accept/like my physique, so I really don't care much. But I do exercise, I wrapped up 3,000 meters on a rowing machine like half an hour ago. I don't overeat, and enjoy salad.

Do something healthy: That's fine and a good suggestion...but is watching the Little Rascals healthy? It's a binary choice here, either movie or PC. If I am to waste time, I'd rather have fun doing it.

Get a job. Get a girl. Get a life.
1. Job: I've asked my mom to work in the office, she never takes me, and they won't drive me to a new job. Which is another reason I need to drive.

2. Girl: As said before, getting girls is a bit harder. The only girls my age in the neighborhood are about twelve and thirteen. I'm two years older than the oldest, and there is a big maturity gap. And then, if I were to get a girl, I'd have to like her, which is...unlikely. I show a distaste for many of the things they would appreciate.

My school is an all-male prep school and is out of the question.

I'm not saying I'm a failure at it, I know I'm not, I've been to parties and I can relate pretty well, but there really is no opportunity. Or maybe I'm not trying due to lack of interest, any one.

3: Life: What, you mean there's a world outside of there?


Just kidding, but this term is rather ambiguous, and annoys me, because apparently intelligence, reading, etc. isn't having a life. It's valuing actions over thoughts.

GonePostal
2004-07-07, 08:54 PM
what the hell is dhitb

TekDragon
2004-07-07, 09:09 PM
The other day my mom got mad at me and told me to go to my room, I just laughed and did just that. I had to stay there the rest of the night, with my PC, TV, Mini fridge. It was torture.

That's why my kid isn't having anything in his room except a bed, dresser, and some book shelves.

GonePostal
2004-07-07, 09:14 PM
:rofl: my friend (the rich bastard) has a room bigger than my living room, a bigger tv, bigger desk, bigger couch, fridge, closet (walk in, mind you), nice ass computer. damn kid leaves wads of money sittin on his desk.

Ivan
2004-07-07, 09:29 PM
what the hell is dhitb
D H I T B
O E N H U
R E T
T :lol:

GonePostal
2004-07-07, 09:34 PM
:huh:

i should have known

:no:

Gigabein
2004-07-07, 09:50 PM
The point here is not "Should Aztec Get Off The Computer?" but rather "Which of the following is better: Watching a shitty movie or being on the computer."

There really isn't much to do at all, Bugger. I'd do all that crap if I could, but I'm in mid-teens and without a driver's license. I'm not a 300lbs cow because I use so much of my time on the computer, I'm just large. Not fat, because I'm tall, and I don't look fat, either, just large. It's wierd. Anyway, I've come to accept/like my physique, so I really don't care much. But I do exercise, I wrapped up 3,000 meters on a rowing machine like half an hour ago. I don't overeat, and enjoy salad.

Do something healthy: That's fine and a good suggestion...but is watching the Little Rascals healthy? It's a binary choice here, either movie or PC. If I am to waste time, I'd rather have fun doing it.


1. Job: I've asked my mom to work in the office, she never takes me, and they won't drive me to a new job. Which is another reason I need to drive.

2. Girl: As said before, getting girls is a bit harder. The only girls my age in the neighborhood are about twelve and thirteen. I'm two years older than the oldest, and there is a big maturity gap. And then, if I were to get a girl, I'd have to like her, which is...unlikely. I show a distaste for many of the things they would appreciate.

My school is an all-male prep school and is out of the question.

I'm not saying I'm a failure at it, I know I'm not, I've been to parties and I can relate pretty well, but there really is no opportunity. Or maybe I'm not trying due to lack of interest, any one.

3: Life: What, you mean there's a world outside of there?


Just kidding, but this term is rather ambiguous, and annoys me, because apparently intelligence, reading, etc. isn't having a life. It's valuing actions over thoughts.

You're in your mid-teens? Color me impressed by your maturity.

I got a point to make about "the ladies". A huge majority of girls, especially in high-school and even early college, are not worth the effort, unless you just want to practice your social/relationship skills for later on in life during the marriage hunt. Trust me when I say that you single youngins aren't missing much of anything at all. Girls are such a minor thing compared to all the possible things you can do with your youthful energy. I visited 3 foreign countries when I was in high school, played trumpet in the best school band in my state, ran hurdles in track, dabbled in some AD&D 2nd edition, read many books, helped my dad on the farm, and aced all my classes. I miss my high school days, and it's not because of the girls.

martyr
2004-07-07, 11:49 PM
i have to reply to this one. i disagree with bugger's post all day and every day of my life.

Honestly, staying on the computer all day is bad, really my hand hurts from using the mouse [1] and now i look like the hunch back [2] of california.

1.
http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/images/trackball/mk-P1_TB-explore.jpg

2.
http://store3.yimg.com/I/bizchair1_1801_262742764

Get a job[5]. Get a girl[4]. Get a life[3].

these i'll do in reverse, because i like the best for last.

3. i don't have a great picture for this one, because i lost my skydiving pics and all my good flying pics are pretty old, so here's my family room full of volunteer guests.
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/misc/crowd.jpg

4.
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/blog/2004/06/packets.jpg

5.
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/blog/2004/06/desk.jpg

Ivan
2004-07-08, 12:03 AM
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/misc/crowd.jpg
ummm Can I have the numbers of the two girls on the left? ;) Or some more pics? :lol:

:hitit: pimp:

martyr
2004-07-08, 12:08 AM
no.

go play with some birds or something.

http://www.poy.org/59/11/photos/11aetesta.jpg

Ivan
2004-07-08, 12:12 AM
:rofl: I :love: you!

martyr
2004-07-08, 12:41 AM
i should add that that's a picture of a quailfight in kabul - the pastime had been banned by the taliban, but is rapidly making a comeback.

Ivan
2004-07-08, 12:47 AM
The one on the left is so going to kick the one on the right's ass. I can just tell. I think I'll name the one on the left, Franky.

AztecWarrior
2004-07-08, 11:30 AM
The one on the left is so going to kick the one on the right's ass. I can just tell. I think I'll name the one on the left, Franky.
Agreed :rofl:

BUGGER
2004-07-08, 07:16 PM
Eh, i've been beat (half and half though).


My point is work at something you do best really. I wont be your pa, but if you like guitar, play it; sewing, do it; football (i'm doing it), do it. Night and maybe after dinner, videogames untill night.

As for computer vs. little rascals....holy shit. Neither, but if i had to, computer. Just cause i hated that movie when i was small. Never got it.

Sputty
2004-07-08, 07:20 PM
thats his mom dude, you're fucking sick. :love:

only time ive seen dhitb used incorrectly
..ahem, do him in the butt
dumb nub

Sputty
2004-07-08, 07:37 PM
i should add that that's a picture of a quailfight in kabul - the pastime had been banned by the taliban, but is rapidly making a comeback.
fuckers forcing quails to fight
Quails want to live in peace and be squozen by me. Not forced to fight their friends
THE AFGHANIS WILL PAY

Ivan
2004-07-08, 07:42 PM
Quails love to fight, they live for it. They are killing machines! They have their own Fight Clubs. And the first rule of Quail Fight Club is not to talk about Quail Fight Club. I'm not Quail, so I can talk about it.

AztecWarrior
2004-07-08, 09:27 PM
http://www.poy.org/59/11/photos/11aetesta.jpg
Is it just me, or do those quails look like hippies, or just are not going to fight each other? They're like "WTF, what's going on?"

Ivan
2004-07-08, 09:28 PM
No dude, that one on the left, Franky as he is called, is so ready to rip the other one's head off.

Kuraltai
2004-07-09, 04:38 PM
The point here is not "Should Aztec Get Off The Computer?" but rather "Which of the following is better: Watching a shitty movie or being on the computer."
Sorry Aztec, I read it as "Should Aztec get off the computer?" .. I voted for the movie, but then I like watching the Little Rascals now and as a kid.

As for should you watch a movie or play on the computer .. listen to yer mom. :)

Kuraltai
2004-07-09, 04:41 PM
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/misc/crowd.jpg
:rofl: Dude .. you know Chelsea Clinton? (the girl on the right)

Kuraltai
2004-07-09, 04:43 PM
No dude, that one on the left, Franky as he is called, is so ready to rip the other one's head off.
Yep .. looks like he's getting ready to do a roundhouse kick.