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SDM
2004-07-09, 01:02 PM
Seeya! I'm goin' to Zimbabwe! (http://www.newzimbabwe.com/pages/fees10.11196.html)


A TEACHER in a Zimbabwe elementary school has been suspended for giving unruly pupils a choice between being caned or suckling her breasts.
Apparently, 14 of the teacher's third-graders chose the latter, the Zimbabwe Herald reported Tuesday.

After the incidents came to light, the teacher was suspended and many of the parents came to the school and filed police complaints, the newspaper said.

Harare Provincial Education Director Tomax Doba confirmed the report and told the Herald criminal charges are pending against the educator.

"We received a report from the school and the report says it happened," he said. "We have already advised them to make a police report and the teacher is likely to face child abuse charges."

One student told his parents he was given the choice between 100 lashes with a cane or suckling his teachers' breasts for talking during class.
UPI

Triggar
2004-07-09, 01:08 PM
I thought you were talking about this (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=14408577&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=hanky-spanky-name_page.html)

Onizuka
2004-07-09, 01:12 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: SDM you have no idea how hard I laughed at the title of this thread.

Mr1337Duck
2004-07-09, 01:15 PM
The crazyist thing happened. I thought it said Suicide mah Tittay. I'm like "what the hell?" so I open it.

SDM
2004-07-09, 01:27 PM
I thought you were talking about this (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=14408577&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=hanky-spanky-name_page.html)

LOL :huh:

JetRaiden
2004-07-09, 01:41 PM
teachers these days... :rolleyes:

GonePostal
2004-07-09, 01:48 PM
i thought it said suckle mah kittay, i was like :huh: WTF??!?!?

Sputty
2004-07-09, 01:50 PM
pwnt

1024
2004-07-09, 01:53 PM
no, pxwntzorz.

AztecWarrior
2004-07-09, 02:54 PM
....wtf?

Squeeky
2004-07-09, 03:00 PM
:huh: :lol:

Hezzy
2004-07-09, 03:26 PM
First a teacher gives someone head, then this?

Oh! A surprise! She isn't called a rapist or pedophile! If they were men, they'd have their arses slammed up in jail. But then again, I don't think a man would give someone the option of "Suckle mah tittay"

Baneblade
2004-07-09, 03:35 PM
Yeah, a man would be the spawn of Satan (or whatever other myth ppl use these days), but women are just misguided...

Puhleeze, equality flows both ways sister...and the brothers who have a problem believing women can be as bad as men...

Sputty
2004-07-09, 03:43 PM
I'd give the option hezzy

SDM
2004-07-09, 04:13 PM
I'd give the option hezzy
Me too.

Spider
2004-07-10, 12:13 AM
teachers these days... :rolleyes:

Yeah tell me about it... their just about as bad as Catholic priests.

martyr
2004-07-10, 12:23 AM
i thought it said suckle mah kittay, i was like :huh: WTF??!?!?

likewise. in fact, even having read the article, i continue to think thats what it says.

Fragmatic
2004-07-10, 12:34 AM
I wish I had teachers like that...

erm, maybe not, they were all ugly and had saggy boobs :(

Khronos
2004-07-10, 12:34 AM
Yeah tell me about it... their just about as good as Catholic priests.

fixed

EarlyDawn
2004-07-10, 02:05 AM
likewise. in fact, even having read the article, i continue to think thats what it says.Martyr's trip towards incoherancy continues. :rofl: