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TekDragon
2004-07-09, 01:32 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-709kitten,0,4402822.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines
Boaters find kitten swimming 3 miles offshore in Gulf of Mexico

Associated Press
Posted July 9 2004, 9:37 AM EDT

ST. PETERSBURG -- When Maggie Rogers spotted something bobbing in the water three miles into the Gulf of Mexico while on a scalloping trip with friends, she assumed it was a turtle, or a piece of sea kelp.

But as the boat got closer and slowed down, she found it was a tiny, apricot-colored kitten. Nine inches long and screaming at the top of its lungs, the cat was paddling furiously.

``We scooped him up and he sat on the boat with me for eight hours,'' said Rogers, who is the finance director at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium.

``He was exhausted and stressed,'' Rogers said. ``His heart rate was high.''

The boaters on the 17-foot Scout Current Drift did not know how the kitten arrived in the Homosassa Bay. There were at least 40 boats in the crowded area where he was found, they said.

On Tuesday, three days after he was found, a veterinarian found the 10-week-old, 1-pound kitten had worms, but was otherwise healthy.

He was adopted by Rogers' sister-in-law _ and named Nemo.

Onizuka
2004-07-09, 01:35 PM
At least its okay.

Angel_of_Death
2004-07-09, 01:37 PM
It's not necessarily a dumb kitten, someone probably dropped it off there to die...

Oh well, good thing it's ok. And what a very fitting name, Nemo.

TekDragon
2004-07-09, 01:40 PM
I doubt it. It probably fell off a dock and got carried off by the tide.

DeadTeddy
2004-07-09, 01:58 PM
carried 3 miles? no kitten can survive that. probably fell off a boat.

Triggar
2004-07-09, 02:00 PM
Oh man, how cute!!

I'd adopt that poor thing in a heartbeat.

1024
2004-07-09, 02:11 PM
It's just a kitten, chill out.

I think it's a happy. nice story.

AztecWarrior
2004-07-09, 02:55 PM
0mg

Mag
2004-07-09, 02:57 PM
Obviously it's a highly trained SEAL kitten sent by Cuba to invade. But this is only the first wave... who knows how many more are out there...

Squeeky
2004-07-09, 02:59 PM
I read the headline and almost lost it :lol: :lol:

Onizuka
2004-07-09, 03:03 PM
Obviously it's a highly trained SEAL kitten sent by Cuba to invade. But this is only the first wave... who knows how many more are out there...

:ph34r:

Ivan
2004-07-09, 05:22 PM
Obviously it's a highly trained SEAL kitten sent by Cuba to invade. But this is only the first wave... who knows how many more are out there...
It was on a RECON mission.

Mr1337Duck
2004-07-09, 05:50 PM
Yeah, someone probably didn't want it and didn't want the animal cruelty charges, so they dumped it in the ocean.



With that said:
Those blueies are gonna blow up the ocean!
We'll blow up the ocean!

Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-09, 07:45 PM
Thats one tough kitten.

Jennyboo
2004-07-09, 09:24 PM
poor kitten :p

Ivan
2004-07-09, 09:26 PM
Now couldn't a current carry it out 3 miles pretty fast? So It could of fell off a dock or a boat. Hard to say.

Exano
2004-07-09, 09:39 PM
this wasent in the sun sentinal news paper, just online. Fear. I love South Florida...that looks curiously like my neighbors cat. Theyve had a dog "drown", a ferret "drown", totally by accident in their pool. Because a dog cant swim out of a pool O.o...

Next one I hear though the cops are getting involved. :-\

They just got this cute kitten and no harm will be done to it! OR THEIR PUPPYS!