[QUIZv2.0]Suicide.

[SDM]

Ok, I'll stop posting stupid links now...

Not as funny as dog toys, but whatever... (http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/suicidequiz.htm)






Here's what I got:

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Hang yourself
(stand on chair, place noose around neck, kick chair)
Jesus fucking Christ you are a loser, maybe if you would have spent the 2 hours each day you spent jacking off in you're room alone on something constructive you wouldn't be in such a fucked up situation... too late now. A bland person should have a bland death... go hang yourself you good for nothing piece of shit.
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edit: ...and yet, I know the difference between your, and you're. how ironic.

[GonePostal]

ou sure you can read this? Because according to your answers you are either: a).A Drunk b).A Pot head c).All of the above. The best way for you to end your loser life would be to simply get really wasted and pass out on some train tracks. I know its a little complicated for you to handle but I have faith in you!

[Hezzy]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Train Decapation
(Place neck on tracks, wait for train)
You sure you can read this? Because according to your answers you are either: a).A Drunk b).A Pot head c).All of the above. The best way for you to end your loser life would be to simply get really wasted and pass out on some train tracks. I know its a little complicated for you to handle but I have faith in you!

:lol: :lol: SO TRUE!! :rofl:

[Triggar]

SDM 0mg me and you match-xors.

"Jesus fucking Christ you are a loser" - if I had a penny for every time I've heard that (I'd have $1.48)

[Onizuka]

Suicide bomber...wtf no

[Sputty]

Hang Yourself

Now all I need to do is get lots of rope and find out how to make a noose

[SDM]

SDM 0mg me and you match-xors.

"Jesus fucking Christ you are a loser" - if I had a penny for every time I've heard that (I'd have $1.48)
...and all 148 were in threads with Tek.


0mg! I just repoaterd myself!

[Setari]

i got the Hang Yourself one.

[Squeeky]

Hang Yourself

[Indecisive]

Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)

The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em.


Interesting..

[AztecWarrior]

Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)

The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em.


Interesting..
Same here. Those pics are disgusting, too.

[Fragmatic]

Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)
The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em.

[EarlyDawn]

Suicide Bomber.

[Rayder]

Jump to your death
(Get on something high up, make a ruckus to cause croud, jump)


What's wrong with you? Your Mom not give you enough attention as a child or what? NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY AND NO FUCKING ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! but at least you finaly get your 15 minutes of fame atop that building... just remember to jump.

[martyr]

suicide bomber.

this quiz sucked.

[Infernus]

Suicide bomber... "Fuck 'em... fuck 'em all"

[ViperGTS]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Blow your head off
(Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.

Omg I pwn you.

[Infernus]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Blow your head off
(Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.

Omg I pwn you.

Kinky... I knew I wanted to meet you for a reason...

[JetRaiden]

I got the jump from a high point one.
pictures they have are a bit gross, I might add.

[Khronos]

hang myself

and id put a disclaimer for the pics, nws id sure say.

[TekDragon]

Suicide Bomber.

*waits until Triggar, Oni, OMA, SDM, and Eine are all in one room*

[xmodum]

Hanging.

[lightfire]

i blew my self up yay...

[Neon Apocalypse]

this quiz sucked.

i concur, this quiz makes me want to hang myself

[SDM]

Suicide Bomber.

*waits until Triggar, Oni, OMA, SDM, and Eine are all in one room*
0mg! REPOARTERD!

[Triggar]

Wtf? Is he still going on about me?

DUDE, YOU ARE ON MY IGNORE LIST.

GET A LIFE.

[Infernus]

... ... ... :rolleyes:


GET OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD BEFORE IT GETS LOCKED AND RUINED YOU LIFELESS, DICKLESS, TACTLESS TWAT...

... ... ... :rolleyes:







sorry... I try to remain calm... but for christ sake...

[Corrosion]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)

[Infernus]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)

OMG OMG OMG Me and corr would commit suicide the same way... we're compatible...

[SandTrout]

Blow your head off
(Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed. Interesting, this is how my bother did it.

[Retroactive]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people)

The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em.

[StrangeFellow]

i got to hang my self... oh joy

[Lonehunter]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Blow your head off
(Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.

Same

Friend of mine got

SLIT YOUR WRISTS
(Slice along forearm vein then lay in a bath, Pain killers help to relax you)

Since you're such a "morbid" and "gothic" person, it probably would be most ideal to slit your wrists. Just think of the expression of your loved ones faces when they find you snow white in a deep red bath of your own blood. A suicide note carved into yourself would also be a cool addition, but hey its your body ... oh and don't forget to give your soul to Satan, I'm pretty sure he has dibs anyway.



Edit: I remember when NWS tags were required on every link like this

[SDM]

Edit: I remember when NWS tags were required on every link like this
Tell you what... go ask Hamma wtf he did with my edit button, and I'll edit the title with "0mg! NWS(if you work at a daycare center)":doh:

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/3504/edit3.jpg

[Ivan]

My 6 year old niece knows all the gore sites. She shows me them all the time. Then she hacks the CIA. Oh and she invented Pop Rocks. I have know idea what or why I am typeing this. My hands seem to have a mind of their own today. :D

[Sputty]

My 6 year old niece knows all the gore sites. She shows me them all the time. Then she hacks the CIA. Oh and she invented Pop Rocks. I have know idea what or why I am typeing this. My hands seem to have a mind of their own today. :D
Your hands will "rape" you tonight

[Jennyboo]

I had an ex boyfriend kill himself ...I myself dident find it funny :scared:

[Spee]

Self-cutting.



Oooh, I like metal music and dress in black. I must be a goth. :rolleyes:

[Dharkbayne]

Tell you what... go ask Hamma wtf he did with my edit button, and I'll edit the title with "0mg! NWS(if you work at a daycare center)":doh:
[IMG]

I think it goes away after a certain number of posts, or a certain amount of time. Dunno why, it pisses me off too.

[Fragmatic]

I think it goes away after a certain number of posts, or a certain amount of time. Dunno why, it pisses me off too.

It's on
"Hey! You can't cover your arse if you fuck up, wazzock!" mode.

[Infernus]

It's on
"Hey! You can't cover your arse if you fuck up, wazzock!" mode.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TheN00b]

Interesting, this is how my bother did it.

:(

I am very sorry :(. I had an aunt kill herself; bad times :tear:

[Glaynor]

My hands seem to have a mind of their own today. :D

He's just typing that as an excuse cause he pulled a "Squeeky's Brother" - got caught errmm red handed - and is blaming his hand.

"NOOOOOOO, it wasn't me - my hand did this on it's own. I was sexually molested by my hand. Bad hand, bad hand"

[EarlyDawn]

:(

I am very sorry :(. I had an aunt kill herself; bad times :tear:Same, Aunt.

In retrospect I think that fucked me up in the long run. :(

[BUGGER]

Blow your head off

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.



Heh, they musta put that just because i like Nirvana. :rollseyes:

Well to be honest, its the fastest. I dont wanna feel it, i wanna die without realizing i'm dead.

[HawkEye]

The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Blow your head off
(Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)

Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. Seeing as you got this result I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fuck you, you arrogant prick". With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.

Omg I pwn you.


pictures were really disturbing :scared: :scared:

[Zodiac]

suicide bomber.

this quiz sucked.Ditto. Indeed.