One Lucky Bastard

[TekDragon]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Britney was my sex-mad bride

By Jane Atkinson and Carole Aye Maung

BRITNEY SPEARS bedded her childhood sweetheart "like an animal", then wrecked his life with a 55-hour marriage that stunned the world.

Now, in a world exclusive interview, husband Jason Alexander details every moment of the sex, the proposal, their Vegas wedding and his humiliation as furious family and lawyers prised them apart.

"We made love in her bed, her shower and her bath," said Jason, 22. "She asked me to marry her but when her lawyers demanded I end our marriage she didn't stop them�and it caused chaos in my life."

Jason revealed that Britney proposed to him as she lay naked in his arms. And she was so excited when he said "Yes", she rushed him down the aisle without stopping to put her knickers on.

As he opened his heart, Jason also told how multi-millionairess Britney:


MADE LOVE to him so frantically that they fell off the bed.

PLAYED erotic sex games with him under a shower, but

SHUFFLED silent and shamefaced as her marriage was ended, and later,

CHANGED her mobile phone number so he couldn't even talk to her.
"I didn't tell the world about this before because I still hoped we'd get back together," said Jason. "But I now realise she won't come back to me."

Britney, also 22, is now planning to marry new fiance Keith Federline, 26, after he left his heavily-pregnant partner Shar Jackson.

Thong

But Jason, who grew up with Britney in Kentwood, Louisiana, knows no marriage will be as bizarre as the one he went through. Taking up the story of the days before their wedding last January, he recalled:

"Even though she'd made it big, she still came back to Kentwood. We'd kissed but that's as far as it had gone.

"Then, last Christmas Eve she came up to my place and asked if I wanted to go to Las Vegas for the New Year with some of her friends. I said yes."

Once in Vegas, Britney paid for them all to stay in the MTV-themed Real World suite at the Palms Casino Hotel.

"We all went out to a lobster dinner and Britney looked sensational in jeans and a black halter-neck top," he said.

It was 4am by the time they went back to their hotel suite and made love for the first time.

"We knew what was going to happen," he said. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing.

"She got down to just her black thong and a see-through lace bra. I've never seen a woman look more stunning.

Moans

"I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted. We started off in the bedroom kissing. She was good at that�she was good at everything. She was an animal in bed.

"We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

"Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom. At first she was on top of me and then I was on top. We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right.

"At times she was noisy. She didn't call me any names, she just moaned. We didn't use any precautions either."

After sex they fell asleep in each other's arms.

"I woke up and was really aroused again," said Jason. "Britney was asleep but when I tried it on with her she didn't hold back. She said she wanted to be with me and I told her I wanted to be with her.

"She said she wanted me to go with her on tour. I thought she was vulnerable and wanted to take care of her."

During the day, Britney and her friends went to the hotel spa while Jason chatted with her bodyguards.

"When she got back I was in the bath," he said. "She came in, stripped off and got into the tub with me. First we were scrubbing each other. Then she got on top of me and we had sex. She was a natural, with the most fantastic a*** I've ever felt. She was proud of her body and she often just wandered around with nothing on."

The following night it was off to Planet Hollywood for dinner.

He said: "Britney wanted to stay out and I wanted to go to bed, so she made me promise that if I made love to her all night we could go back to the room.

"The sex was mind-blowing and rough. We did it in every position you could think of. It was so wild we managed to fall off the bed together."

There was more sex the next night. "This time I remember she was wearing a beautiful purple and pink set of underwear," said Jason. "Afterwards, we were chatting in bed, cuddled up and naked, saying we didn't want the trip to end when she said, �I want to ask you something but I don't know how to'.

"I told her she could ask me anything. She acted really shy and said, �Will you marry me?'

"I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, �Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans. We ran downstairs and jumped into the hotel limo. I'll never forget saying, �Take us to the nearest chapel�we're getting married'."

What happened next�in the early hours of Saturday, January 3�left her millions of fans agog.

"The first chapel open was The Little White Chapel," added Jason. "We were kissing and holding hands. We knew we were doing the right thing.

"When we got there they said we needed a marriage licence so we had to go to a court house that was open 24 hours.

"As we walked in a couple pointed at Britney and said, �You look just like that girl off the TV that sings'. I turned round and said, �Do you really think that chick would marry a man like me?'

"Britney and I giggled our heads off. We got the certificate and rushed back to the chapel. I paid the 700 dollars for the best package they could do. Britney picked it. We had flowers, video, a photographer, a pianist and a registrar. I said she should walk down the aisle on her own but Britney wanted to be traditional and so she asked the limo driver if he'd do the honour.

"I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it.

I remember her walking towards me and we looked into each other's eyes. We knew there was something special between us. As we said our vows we held hands, it meant a lot to both of us.

"The registrar said I could kiss the bride and it was the most special kiss of my life.

"She kept saying how happy she was but when we got back to the room her friends didn't congratulate us, they just looked shocked."

The newlyweds went into their suite and celebrated with Cristal champagne and talked about a honeymoon to the Carribean island of Nevis.

Jason added: "I remember saying, �Your name isn't Spears now, it's Alexander'. We had a spiritual connection. We knew we should be together.

"We'd married just after 4am and by 7am we knew we had to phone our families. It was horrendous.

"Britney phoned her mum and I heard Lynne screaming back at her. She went nuts.

Shattered

"Her brother rang and I spoke to him. He talked about annulment. I didn't know what the word meant so I didn't say anything.

"I rang my dad and at least he was fine. Britney told me to ignore her family and wanted us to run away on honeymoon straight away but we were so shattered we went to bed."

Neither the bride nor the groom had any idea of the storm that was about to engulf them.




Peck to passion

BRITNEY and Jason first met in Kentwood when they were both four. Her mum Lynne ran the local Little Rod pre-school.

Jason smiled: "There was a group of us that met up and would play together and go down to Hyde Park, a waterhole where we'd swim."

When Britney (pictured right at eight) joined TV's Mickey Mouse Club then became a singer Jason saw less of her but they still met up at least twice a year.

"When she came home we'd all get together," he explained. "I remember seeing her in the summer of 2000. She was with Justin Timberlake in the gym. I didn't speak to him but she came over and we chatted."

In October 2002 Britney returned to Kentwood. "This time we went to stay with her cousin in Baton Rouge and that's when we kissed for the first time," he said. "We were talking in her room and she kissed me softly. Then she straddled me and started kissing more passionately. I thought about sex but didn't pursue it, even though she wasn't with Justin then."

Last Christmas, Britney was back in town. She, Jason and a few pals persuaded a local club owner to open just for them.

"We played some of Britney's songs," he said. "And she danced with the rest of us.

"Later she came on to me again and kissed me. She has the most seductive puppy-dog eyes when she flirts with you.

"That's when she invited me to Vegas."

And his life would never be the same again.

[Setari]

:eek:

lucky bastard.

[Fragmatic]

poor sod.

[TekDragon]

poor sod.

......

He got to bang the living shit out of Briteny Spears day and night, got married to her, and then got divorced - all in like 55 hours. The sex alone makes him the luckiest guy on earth, and that's not counting the book deals he might get.

And you say "poor sod"?

[Fragmatic]

......

He got to bang the living shit out of Briteny Spears day and night, got married to her, and then got divorced - all in like 55 hours. The sex alone makes him the luckiest guy on earth, and that's not counting the book deals he might get.

And you say "poor sod"?

Relationships always end one way or another, that's why I feel sorry for the guy, sure, he got to bang the flesh out of her until he was firing blanks, but in the end he must be heartbroken to have it all fall apart on him.

[TekDragon]

Relationships always end one way or another, that's why I feel sorry for the guy, sure, he got to bang the flesh out of her until he was firing blanks, but in the end he must be heartbroken to have it all fall apart on him.

Oh ok, so he's a poor sod for being a little pussy and crying about a broken heart while every man (and every other woman) in the world is envying him.

Agreed. Screw him.

[Fragmatic]

Oh ok, so he's a poor sod for being a little pussy and crying about a broken heart while every man (and every other woman) in the world is envying him.

Agreed. Screw him.

:rolleyes:

[JetRaiden]

Her mum Lynne ran the local Little Rod pre-school.

:lol: :lol: :lol: O wow...

in some ways, Im happy for the guy for getting the best sex a guy could ask for, but I also feel bad for him because he really thought they would be together forever.

[Infernus]

... poor bastard ...

[UncleDynamite]

Maybe it's just me (well, I'm sure it is), but I don't see what's so special about Britney Spear's looks. She has a pretty face and a pretty good body, but nothing really exceptional. She has sex appeal, yes, but not much more than your typical blonde.

[Setari]

but she's apparently also an animal in bed. that counts for something :rolleyes:

[UncleDynamite]

Well, yeah, that's good, but it's not like she's the only one who's like that. *nudges SDM*

[I Hate Pants]

So what are you saying? You wouldn't bang her if you got the chance to?

[Neon Apocalypse]

You know that if you were him and you really felt that she loved you and you loved her and you wed, and then she never spoke to you again the next day you would be devastated I can guarantee it.

I agree he was very lucky to pound the shit out of britney but it came at a heavy cost.

[Setari]

a Pyrrhic victory, one might say. :p

[Indecisive]

Eh, britneys a slut now, her mystique is gone.

[TekDragon]

Maybe it's just me (well, I'm sure it is), but I don't see what's so special about Britney Spear's looks. She has a pretty face and a pretty good body, but nothing really exceptional. She has sex appeal, yes, but not much more than your typical blonde.

She has an excellent body. While everyone was in the "bash Briteny" phase, i always said that Briteny DOES have talent; as a dancer and a model (certaintly not as a singer).

She's hot, she's young, she's blonde, she's flexable, and, most importantly, she's famous.

That guy can cry all the rivers he wants. When he's out with his buddies he will FOREVER have the "alpha male" status. No one can beat banging the shit out of a briteny.

[Edit] Except for the guy who manages to have a three-some with the Olson twins.

[UncleDynamite]

So what are you saying? You wouldn't bang her if you got the chance to?

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it. Of course, Triggar and Jenny offer some good competition, but I don't tell her that :p

[Khronos]

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it.

:nod:

[TekDragon]

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it.

Yeah, I mean it too. So let's put aside the lubby dubby bull shit. If you WEREN'T attached to your ball and chain, you'd bang the shit out of her - right?

[Terran Sniper]

[Edit] Except for the guy who manages to have a three-some with the Olson twins.
Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

[JetRaiden]

Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

no my friend, thats less possible then light speed travel.

[TekDragon]

Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

Not familiar with Brooke Burke. Gonna check Yahoo now.

[EDIT]

http://www.yenra.com/brooke-burke/brooke-burke.jpg
^^Brooke Burk^^
Not bad, but i prefer Shannon Elizabeth:

http://img.actressarchives.com/shannon/tn_ashannon2.jpg (http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=shannon&img=ashannon2.jpg)
Click Me!

[Terran Sniper]

thats less possible then light speed travel.
possible, not yet attempted

[UncleDynamite]

Yeah, I mean it too. So let's put aside the lubby dubby bull shit. If you WEREN'T attached to your ball and chain, you'd bang the shit out of her - right?

Psh, I have no idea. If I had a chance to have sex with her, I wouldn't do it just because "OMG! It's Britney Spears!" If she had a great personality and a geniune emotional attachment to me, then I guess I could safely say that being in a serious, happy relationship with her, sex would be a given. But I'm not going to bed her just because she's a celebrity with a certain degree of sex appeal. For one thing, as you yourself have said, sex is mostly mental, and I certainly wouldn't want to get down and dirty just for the physical aspect of it. Secondly, even if my sexual feats with her made me the uber-male of the nation, I frankly wouldn't care. I'm not so insecure that I need to do it with Britney to soldify my identity.

Anyway, that answer was too detailed for it's own good. To sum it up, if she was my girlfriend, then the answer is yes, since it would only be natural if we were in a relationship. Other than that, no.

[TekDragon]

To sum it up, if she was my girlfriend, then the answer is yes, since it would only be natural if we were in a relationship. Other than that, no.

:huh:

[UncleDynamite]

I know Tek, it's weird to other people too. Oh well, paint me a fool. :)

[TekDragon]

I know Tek, it's weird to other people too. Oh well, paint me a fool. :)

I wouldn't call you weird...

... just a little bit...

... gay.

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

[Khronos]

Call me gay too, i don't care. I'm with UncleDynamite on this one totally.

[ViperGTS]

http://img.actressarchives.com/shannon/tn_ashannon2.jpg (http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=shannon&img=ashannon2.jpg)
Click Me!
Omg She is the hottest woman alive...

[Everay]

truth is, if she came onto me, id prolly hit it, but that only goes with certain types of girls, others id have to know.

[Neon Apocalypse]

Anyways a relationship with britney wouldn't work out because shes on tour and shit.

I'm kinda with uncleD on this one.

[Infernus]

Omg She is the hottest woman alive...


...I'm hotter... but then again I'm a guy... I'm still hotter tho...

[Terran Sniper]

Viper, you think she's hot in that picure? watch American Pie

[TekDragon]

Viper, you think she's hot in that picure? watch American Pie

:nod:

Nadia > *

[Onizuka]

Who cares....okay honestly. Good for him. Celebrities like her make me sick.

[Fragmatic]

Call me gay too, i don't care. I'm with UncleDynamite on this one totally.

ditto.

[TekDragon]

Wow, i'm glad you guys are so proud of yourselves that you'd turn down sex with an extremely hot celebrity.

That's something to be proud of. Keep patting your backs.

Are you guys really serious? Or we just being posers and trying to show we're in touch with our feminine sides? Seriously - we're on this forum for fun, not to try to impress people (if you can call it being impressed).

*IF* you guys are serious, fine. I got no problems with it. I just find it hard to believe, that's all.

[Fragmatic]

Wow, i'm glad you guys are so proud of yourselves that you'd turn down sex with an extremely hot celebrity.

That's something to be proud of. Keep patting your backs.

Are you guys really serious? Or we just being posers and trying to show we're in touch with our feminine sides? Seriously - we're on this forum for fun, not to try to impress people (if you can call it being impressed).

*IF* you guys are serious, fine. I got no problems with it. I just find it hard to believe, that's all.

Not all of us think with our dicks :p

[Infernus]

Not all of us think with our dicks.

Or try to have atleast some sense of feeling... and so what if a person is gay?

[TekDragon]

Or try to have atleast some sense of feeling... and so what if a person is gay?

:rofl:

Thanks Infernus. That question just answered everything for me.

[Infernus]

:huh: :huh:

glad you find it funny... no really i am... prick...

[Fragmatic]

:rofl:

Thanks Infernus. That question just answered everything for me.

Man, that was lower than limbo.

[EarlyDawn]

Tek fears what he can't accept :rolleyes:

[TekDragon]

The fact that you wrote that after just coming out of the political debate forum (where we're having a great debate, btw) makes me laugh even harder.

Drat! I've been caught!

[Sputty]

Relationships always end one way or another, that's why I feel sorry for the guy, sure, he got to bang the flesh out of her until he was firing blanks, but in the end he must be heartbroken to have it all fall apart on him.
Indeed. How long will Spear's new marriage last? 5 months maybe?

[Sputty]

Or try to have atleast some sense of feeling... and so what if a person is gay?
:hug: :buttsechs:

[Ivan]

I forget where I heard this but someone said that he gave her a 5 carrot ring. A carrot for each month they will be married. So that's 2 carrots for the two months they'd be together and 3 for good luck. It went something like that I forget really. I have a feeling teh funnay was lost though. :rolleyes:

[Neon Apocalypse]

I never said I'd pass up sex with britney.

I'm saying that it would suck having a relationship with her.

[Fragmatic]

I never said I'd pass up sex with britney.

I'm saying that it would suck having a relationship with her.

PAPARAZZI ATTACK!

[Infernus]

Tek fears what he can't accept :rolleyes:

Indeed... :rolleyes:


But I guess thats what happens when your a tactless prick...

[EarlyDawn]

The fact that you wrote that after just coming out of the political debate forum (where we're having a great debate, btw) makes me laugh even harder.

Drat! I've been caught!What am I having a hard time accepting? A world free of the community destroying homosexuals? :rofl: :rofl: I could cite some rather particular language directed towards them on the debate forum, if you'd like.

You're a joke. You wonder why people don't like you. I have no problem debating the issues, but when you start on my friends about their orientation (My friends from PSU are no different then real life friends, like Squeeky said once, that line is blurred for me), then we start to have problems. Leave your hatrid at home.

[EarlyDawn]

I said it in IRC, I'll say it here. Don't know who did it, but thanks.

You know who you are :love:

[Dharkbayne]

Tek is banned. This thread is now dedicated to partying.

[UncleDynamite]

party:

[Onizuka]

HFS

I just spit out my chicken onto the keyboard...dammit...that was good chicken too.

[EarlyDawn]

Find frag and have him post that dancing dude.

[Fragmatic]

Find frag and have him post that dancing dude.

PARTAAAAAAAAAY!

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/zangief.gif

[UncleDynamite]

Okay, my previous party: was pretty pathetic.

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/party.gif






Why was he banned, anyway? Don't tell me it was something he did on IRC, I hate missing out on these things.

[EarlyDawn]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Onizuka]

What about that dancing hitler gif.

[Sputty]

Tek is banned. This thread is now dedicated to partying.
OMGOMGOMG YAYAYAYAYAY

[Hezzy]

:love: to whoever banned him. I can finally have one less person on my ignore list. I don't like having people on there.

[SDM]

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/party.gif


0mg! now who am i goang to obcess ovar?!

[Sputty]

me Sdm! Please obsess over me!

[Infernus]

er... I hope it in no way involved me... I was just trying to defend myself...

[SDM]

me Sdm! Please obsess over me!
will yuo repoart me?

[Fragmatic]

After Tek was banned from the forums by the great banbot
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/boxturtle.gif
There was a great party! We had Freddy jammin' on the keyboard -
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/wantsomesausage.gif
Beavis and Butthead moshing out -
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/buttheadbheadbang.gif
Rabbit was playing DDR -
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/ddr.gif
Unfortunately, an outbreak of flatulence by me ruined the moment -
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/farted2.gif
Which resulted in unessecery violence :( -
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/violence.gif

[Triggar]

When I found out Tek was banned, I screamed to Martyr in the kitchen:

"WOO HOO!! He's banned!!"

I think Martyr dropped something hot on him, because he then screamed a little and then said, 'Who got banned?'. I told him, and we celebrated a little bit. I'm still smiling.

Moderator, whoever you are, you have restored a little bit of my faith in humanity.

Hooray for PSU returning to the happy little den of iniquity that it once was!!

EDIT: Frag, your post ro><0rs. :groovy:

[Hezzy]

will yuo repoart me?

tht maeks no sence

[Triggar]

I forgot how well the rest of us can spell! :lol:

[SDM]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/farted2.gif
Me too :D

[Hezzy]

I forgot how well the rest of us can spell! :lol:

:lol: ninja edit

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :rofl:

THIS THREAD WINS THE PRIZE

[SDM]

tht maeks no senceInded.






http://img48.exs.cx/img48/151/kageyama-hironobu.jpg

[Corrosion]

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/8321/party.gif

[Hezzy]

Inded.

NO

*dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss* *dismiss*

EI WILL NT LISTON

[Triggar]

Corrosion wins, totally.

[TheN00b]

party:

Tek was such an asshat in this thread that I wanted to physically hurt him. And I haven't wanted to do that to a poster since Shoey.

[Triggar]

Wow, I've never seen PSU so united!!

Thanks again, Anonymous Moderator! :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

It was Ivan.

[UncleDynamite]

http://www.sickotik.com/gooie/steffy/hardstyledancing.gif

[EineBeBoP]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/6317/party1.gif

hfs. Im so happy.

[SDM]

It was Iban.
teh Gweat an Tewwible

[Triggar]

IVAN RULES!!

:clap: :clap: :rock: :rock: :bouncy: :bouncy: :cheers: :cheers: party: party: pimp: pimp:

[Fragmatic]

IVAN RULES!!

:clap: :clap: :rock: :rock: :bouncy: :bouncy: :cheers: :cheers: party: party: pimp: pimp:

quoted for truth

[Hezzy]

http://www.sickotik.com/gooie/steffy/hardstyledancing.gif

:lol: the office rocks

[Dharkbayne]

It wasn't Ivan.

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Triggar]

WHOEVER DID IT RULES!!

:clap: :clap: :rock: :rock: :bouncy: :bouncy: :cheers: :cheers: party: party: pimp: pimp:

[Ivan]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/MiniManiWTF.jpg

It was not me. You guys need to lay off the crack pipe.

[Mr1337Duck]

Damnit!

[Setari]

Thread Contribution.

[Hezzy]

WHOEVER DID IT RULES!!

:clap: :clap: :rock: :rock: :bouncy: :bouncy: :cheers: :cheers: party: party: pimp: pimp:

quoted for more exact truth

[Ivan]

It was Ivan.
It wasn't Ivan.

You working for the NY Post? Reporting the wrong info then taking it back. :lol:

[Triggar]

Dharkie = Jason Blair

[Sputty]

WHOEVER DID IT RULES!!

:clap: :clap: :rock: :rock: :bouncy: :bouncy: :cheers: :cheers: party: party: pimp: pimp:
Indeed, better than jesus

[Fragmatic]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/stormtrooperhump.gif

[Sputty]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/stormtrooperhump.gif
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Incompetent]

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/8321/party.gif
quoted for great truth.

[Infernus]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/stormtrooperhump.gif

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hezzy]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/stormtrooperhump.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/tekeffekt.gif

[UncleDynamite]

Does anyone else find this thread's title rather ironic?

[Triggar]

Yes

I think it should be changed to either:

"One Unlucky Motherfucking Bastard"

or

"5,000 Lucky Bastards"

[Corrosion]

More like 8,538.

[ViperGTS]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/tekeffekt.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[I Hate Pants]

OMG! Tek is banned!?

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/party.bmp

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.neosith.com/partyhuge1.gif

(IM GHAY AND I NAZID DHARK'S PIC LOLOLOL. I SWEAR DHARK DIDN'T EDIT THIS! - Ivan)

[Infernus]

[20:00] <Dharkbayne_> http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=417986&postcount=109
[20:00] <Dharkbayne_> UBERPARTY!
[20:01] <Setari> i saw that..
[20:01] <Setari> lmao
[20:01] <Infernus> GAH THAT BLINDS ME!

[Fragmatic]

[IMG]http://www.neosith.com/partyhuge1.gif[IMG]

needs moar transparency... n00b

[Triggar]

Dharkie completely wins, forever.

[Corrosion]

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/8321/party.th.gif (http://img33.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img33&image=party.gif)

(Edited out huge broken image. - Ivan)

[Ivan]

Stop with the huge ass pics. It's really annoying. :evil:

[Fragmatic]

stop :( almost crashed my browser :(

[Onizuka]

:rofl: corr

[Navaron]

I banned Tek, you may bow before me.

[Infernus]

my computer sputtered and died with corr's pic...

[Mag]

party:

[Hamma]

It was me btw.

[Infernus]

It was me btw.

:love:

[Navaron]

It was me btw.
Lies!

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl:

[Squeeky]

It was inevitable!

[Triggar]

It was amazing :)

Well done!

[OneManArmy]

the things I miss while im playing with underwear all day.

[Ivan]

the things I miss while im playing with underwear all day.
Buy some more manties? :D

[OneManArmy]

:lol: no thats strictly an Ivan thing.. :D Inventory time at Belk (where I work) just got off little while ago, gotta be back at 5:30am.. yea sleep ain't happening tonight.

[TheN00b]

It's like an evil countdown... Only twelve more days of bliss :(

[Lonehunter]

Now, has Britney SPears denied any of what this dude has said? That would be an awesome relationship I'll tell ya that but it does seem like he wants publicity. I haven't heard any major "i didn't do that!" from Birtney so, GO DUDE!

[MrPaul]

Now, has Britney SPears denied any of what this dude has said? That would be an awesome relationship I'll tell ya that but it does seem like he wants publicity. I haven't heard any major "i didn't do that!" from Birtney so, GO DUDE!

What what whaaat? This thread has nothing to do with Britney Spears... You crazy person, you.

[Doppler]

So any chance the bans gonna be permanent?

[SDM]

So any chance the bans gonna be permanent?
I'll donate again if it is.

[Doppler]

I'll donate again if it is.

/me passes the plate around after dropping in a few bucks.

[Lonehunter]

If it was permma I'd donate at least $100 if it would be lifted.


Edit: I don't think I should have said that.

Edit: Well maybe $60 :D

[Onizuka]

If it was permma I'd donate at least $100 if it would be lifted.


Edit: I don't think I should have said that.

...

[SDM]

Hey Hamma. How much is a permaban going for nowadays? :evil: Everyone has a price.:D

[Mag]

10k Rape Dollars! $_$

[Infernus]

I hope he dies... and loanhunter with him... two tactless pricks...

[Triggar]

10k Rape Dollars! $_$

I'd certainly donate $_$ 10,000 rape dollars for it!!

[Doppler]

Rape dollars?

[Triggar]

Someone find the link to the knackered Spiderman comics, we've got a Rape Dollar n00b :p

[Infernus]

Someone find the link to the knackered Spiderman comics, we've got a Rape Dollar n00b :p

HEHEHEHE


i'm GAY! GAY for YOU! RAPE DOLLARS $_$

[UncleDynamite]

Someone find the link to the knackered Spiderman comics, we've got a Rape Dollar n00b :p

Teh Spidaman comicz (http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23589&highlight=spiderman)

Edit: This is what we're talking about...

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey14.jpg

[Triggar]

Thank ye sir -

Doppler, spend a few minutes reading over those - you'll certainly understand a bit more about this crowd!

[SDM]

I hope he dies... and loanhunter with him... two tactless pricks...
Hey now. :nono:

No wishing people dead.

[Zodiac]

A pox on your house Tek Dragon.

[Doppler]

Thank ye sir -

Doppler, spend a few minutes reading over those - you'll certainly understand a bit more about this crowd!

Errr i understand ths crowd well enough *looks at his own join date* i just dont post the lounge much.

[Triggar]

Well we're glad to have you over in these parts :p

[TheN00b]

It's coming... The unbanning is near... :eek: :scared:

[Baneblade]

Do you think he will even come back?

[Infernus]

It's coming... The unbanning is near... :eek: :scared:

GAH THREAD NECROMANCY! On a rather bad thread too...

[UncleDynamite]

Augh, necro! Wait, when will he be unbanned?

[Zodiac]

The ban wasn't permanent? heh. Somehow that dosn't suprise me. :rolleyes:

[Infernus]

The ban wasn't permanent? heh. Somehow that dosn't suprise me. :rolleyes:

No it was 2 week ban... I think its done on Saturday...

[Hamma]

The ban wasn't permanent? heh. Somehow that dosn't suprise me. :rolleyes:
Want to take over as admin, have some better suggestions on how I should run the site? This will be his last chance to redeem himself, there is no 3 strike rule when he returns.. first time he acts up he is gone.

[Triggar]

And that's why we're your loyal followers :lol:

[Rayder]

Hamma... this is his third strike.

[Infernus]

And that's why we're your loyal followers :lol:

Some of us have our own reasons... :brow: :brow:

[Zodiac]

Hamma... this is his third strike.Yep, this will be the end of his third ban. That's what I was getting at. Didn't mean to be an ass. :D

[Ivan]

If / when he comes back, I think we all need to just forget about this. Let�s put this in the past and move on with our lives or lack there of. ;) Forgive and forget.

Hamma gave him a second chance to redeem himself, I think we all need to give him a second chance too.

If / when he comes back, and starts his old habits again, don�t feed the fire. Put him on ignore. The Admins will take care of it.

And just because it looks like the Mods and Admins aren�t doing anything doesn�t mean they aren�t. We discuss things in private in the Bat Cave where we also control the world. :evil: :D

[UncleDynamite]

We discuss things in private in the Bat Cave where we also control the world. :evil: :D

http://www.signslanguage.com/batcave.jpg

[Ivan]

Damn it I told Hamma the sign was a bad idea but he said OneManArmy kept getting lost. :rolleyes: :D

[Kuraltai]

Yep, this will be the end of his third ban. That's what I was getting at. Didn't mean to be an ass. :D
Aye .. him and a few others have been given Hamma's wake up call. Up to them if they heed it or not. Guess that kinda knocks on your Naziness Hamma. :p

I'm in agreement with Ivan, let's not feed the frenzy and just either ignore or change the channel. ;)

[Triggar]

Yeah, hopefully he won't be a bad houseguest :lol:

[Hamma]

As I recall this is his second ban not third :confused:

[Hydralisk]

Lets poop on him!

[Hezzy]

No.

[OneManArmy]

bastard! I only got lost twice!! and thats because you give worse directions than jessica simpson.

[Ivan]

bastard! I only got lost twice!! and thats because you give worse directions than jessica simpson.
You were reading it upside down! :rolleyes:

[SDM]

You do realize that if this thread is still on the front page when(if) he gets back he's going to call you all a bunch of obcessang, anime freak, kiddy armytype people.

OMG STORP OBCESSANG! REPOARDED!!!!!!!

[Infernus]

who will bitch? Tek, Vitter, or Vittek?

[Ivan]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/HasntDiedYet.jpg

[UncleDynamite]

^ Indeed :rolleyes: This thread shunks.

[Doppler]

Want to take over as admin, have some better suggestions on how I should run the site? This will be his last chance to redeem himself, there is no 3 strike rule when he returns.. first time he acts up he is gone.

Hamma ill air this here since your not returning my PM's. THis will be strike 4 if he returns and screws up again. It seems to me that this is about as pointless a debate as ever. I understand and believe your a nice guy and a believer in redemption, but fact of the matter is, redemption is gods function, and while i whouldnt dictate to you how to run your site, it seems to me like the handling of the Tek situation, then the lack of replies and to any inquires/testimonials on why the ban should be permanent has just seemed like carte blanche for this kind of behavior in the future.

So why not just once error on the side of the community, tek's a canker sore and its not worth this much hassle.

Ill be honest with you, when he called me a communist in one thread, a fucktard in another i got a little mad, i tried to do the chain thing because it happened in PD and Vic was on vacation at the time. However then he turns around and goes to the lounge and suddenly when he's insulting gay people its a problem. Thats my issue, do i weigh less because i'm straight. I'm not saying I put nearly as much funds into this site as you do, but i have been consistantly one of those who pony'd up funds everytime you've asked. Sometimes considerable sums for a website devoted to a hobby that was getting less and less of my time.

So when you ignore the posts of myself and many others on this issue, even going so far as to PM you directly and enquire it eats at me.

If this lands me on your shit list, or a ban or whatever ill deal, but this is bullshit. I appreciate the amount of time and funds you put into this website, but my hero worship only goes so far when i think i'm being ignored.

God that ran on way further then i thought it whould.

[firecrackerNC]

Ill be glad when he comes back if he does.This place is starting to bore the hell outta me and it needs people like Tek to cause trouble.

[Hamma]

I'm not ignoring anyone, I listen to everyones opinions. I don't answer all PMs because I get a shitload everyday, you have no idea :p opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and usually it stinks.

I listen, and then I decide based on everyones opinion. This site got where it was because of the way I run the site now.. I see no reason to change because of a few bad apples.

[Triggar]

This place is starting to bore the hell outta me* and it needs people like Tek to cause trouble.**

* Then leave.
** Or not, the whole benefit of these boards is the cameraderie.

[Hamma]

My point aside, I doubt he will come back anyway :lol:

[Doppler]

Thats what i'm praying for boss.

[TheN00b]

Thats what i'm praying for boss.

:nod: