"What are you smelling right now?" thread.

[SDM]

A mix between spaghetti, and burning latex.

OK, now you go.

[Setari]

my sweaty self after skateboarding.

[Fragmatic]

arse sweat

[UncleDynamite]

Paper toner. Mmmmmm....

[SDM]

Paper toner. Mmmmmm....
Is it as good as a Magnum44 marker?

[UncleDynamite]

Not quite, but close.

[Triggar]

Chapstick

Funny idea for a thread, SDM-xors

[MattxMosh]

Cigarette, Coffee, and Raisin Bran.

I'm like an old man.

[SDM]

Chapstick

Funny idea for a thread, SDM-xors

Plain or Cherry?

[Triggar]

Medicated... mmmm....

[Infernus]

burnt pizza and aftershave...

[Hezzy]

Dimension aftershave by NEXT

[SDM]

This thread makes me wish I had a
Smellophone!

[Fragmatic]

This thread makes me wish I had a
Smellophone!

I'd phone you and fart.

[SDM]

I'd phone you and fart.
Yeah? Well I'd phone you when my cat farts. :sick:

[Fragmatic]

Yeah? Well I'd phone you when my cat farts. :sick:

hmmm... I'd call you during a no.2

[SDM]

hmmm... I'd call you during a no.2
I'd have my girlfriend take a message:evil:

Then later, I'd call you back during a no.3

[Fragmatic]

I'd have my girlfriend take a message:evil:

Then later, I'd call you back during a no.3

:lol:

WTF is a no. 3? :confused:

Meh, I'd goto the dump and call ya :p

[SDM]

WTF is a no. 3? :confused:
No idea, but it seemed like the next logical step in the progression.

/me calls Frag and puts the handset in the mystery bowl that lurks waaaay back in the depths of my refrigerator. The bowl that winks at you when you open the door.


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK SMELL YOU DOG!!!!!!!

[Onizuka]

astroglide

[Mag]

My brain falling out of my head. I need tylenol.

[Triggar]

Burning sugar

Mmmm sweet potatoes... :)

[Heavygain]

Sweat, and febreeze, im gonna take a fucking shower now.

[Fragmatic]

Burning sugar

Mmmm sweet potatoes... :)

:drools:

[Triggar]

Lever 2000 soap on my skin - I love showering!

[Indecisive]

Red Wine Vingerrete on my sammich.

[SDM]

Lever 2000 soap on my skin - I love showering!
YAY! ME TOO.

[OneManArmy]

Trix

[1024]

oxygen?

[Ivan]

Gas, my Work van is leaking gas like my ass after a night with SDM. ;)

[SDM]

Gas, my Work van is leaking gas like my ass after a night with SDM. ;)
I have that affect on people :D

[Infernus]

home made stromboli... made by me (OMG I CAN COOK!)

[Neon Apocalypse]

i smell shenanigans on the loose

[SDM]

home made stromboli... made by me (OMG I CAN COOK!)Wanna get married? I don't think my girlfriend would mind :lol:

[oddfish]

surfwax and fiberglass... waxing up so i don't fucking wipe-out like a biotch next time i go surfing. although, with the way the weather is, that might not be for a few days..

and i'm also smellin' some mad BBQ.. Trav's out grillin' up some shrimp. I feel so australian. kinda.

[Infernus]

Wanna get married? I don't think my girlfriend would mind :lol:

only if you regularly give me anal...

[oddfish]

only if you regularly give me anal...


*shudder* :scared:

[Triggar]

I'm smelling candy, since that's become the general smell of my apartment since I started putting together these gift packages!

[ICha0sI]

Calzones. MMMM

[Fragmatic]

glue.

[eXoSloth]

beef stew

[SDM]

Bacon.

I love the smell of bacon, they should make bacon insense...

[OneManArmy]

Bacon.

I love the smell of bacon, they should make bacon insense...


:stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :drools: :bouncy:

[JetRaiden]

absolutely nothing. I have a cold. :(

[Ivan]

This thread is making me hungry! And I have no food in the house! :tear:

[Onizuka]

Nothing after snorting that head & shoulders :mad:

[Squeeky]

cortaid cream, fucking flea bites :mad:

[Triggar]

Deoderant.

My underarms were itchy, I scratched them, and now I have baby powder scent on my hands.

[Liquidtide]

Diesel Fuel and Exhaust. Just came back from a call for fuel spill on a wet parking lot... mop up duty till Haz Mat came.

Oh yeah, I'm a Fire Fighter Now!!!

[Triggar]

WOO HOO FIRE FIGHTER!!!

I'd use the "pics or stfu" smilie but I think it's a little hostile.

But back on topic, I'm smelling my hair. I just took it out of a ponytail and it's still wet from this mornin'. Strong smell of shampoo.

[1024]

mmm bacon incense WOULD be good. omg. :drool:

[UncleDynamite]

Just a second ago, nothing. But now that dad threw Dr. Pepper in my face for no adequate reason, I'm smelling a mixture of high fructose corn syrup and phosphoric acid, with a hint of artificial flavorings.

[scarpas]

uh... mustard on my keyboard.


edit: must have bacon!!! :chomp:

[Jennyboo]

The Air :huh:

[Triggar]

French vanilla coffee .... mmm.

[Infernus]

French vanilla coffee .... mmm.

See... atleast some people like GOOD coffee...

[oddfish]

pancakes. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..


the only thing that's missing is that Prince should be serving them to us. God bless Charlie Murphy.

[Mag-Mower]

Im smelling that new game smell... :drool:

[Electrofreak]

Nag Champa incense that I am burning. Mmmmm love the smell of that stuff.

[1024]

boogers, probably.

[Triggar]

Bubble gum and my own perfume.

[TheN00b]

A mix between spaghetti, and burning latex.

OK, now you go.

Cooking your used condoms again?

[Infernus]

It smells like fire... I hope the electricians didn't do soemthing stupid down stairs... oh well...

[Mag-Mower]

lol, theN00b pwned you... rofl...

[Electrofreak]

I just farted after eating swedish meatballs and pasta... so yeah... I'm smellin some pretty nasty fumes right now :)

[Infernus]

I just farted after eating swedish meatballs and pasta... so yeah... I'm smellin some pretty nasty fumes right now :)

:doh: :sick:

[SDM]

Cooking your used condoms again?
Condom dried out. I hate that.

[oddfish]

Condom dried out. I hate that.

the worst thing in the world is finding a condom that has sat in the sun for days and has melted to whatever surface upon which it lays. especially if you happen to have been the owner of the surface, but not the condom. :ugh:

[Triggar]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

I'm smelling Method all-purpose surface cleaner in French Lavender Scent.

[oddfish]

Lyndsay just woke up.. she wears that Sweet Pea shit that every girl in the world seems to be obsessed with. The whole house smells of it. i don't know whether to gag or go sechsorz her.

[Fragmatic]

Solvents.

[Triggar]

I say gag her and then sechsorz her.

What Sweet Pea shit? Tell me, I feel like I'm letting my species down by not being obsessed with it.

Oh, and I'm smelling ear wax.

[oddfish]

I say gag her and then sechsorz her.

What Sweet Pea shit? Tell me, I feel like I'm letting my species down by not being obsessed with it.

Oh, and I'm smelling ear wax.


trig.. you just gave me an idea :D :D :D

she's wearing one of those little skirts that have become such a fad. i don't know how to describe 'em.. they're just slutty. (thank you britney spears) and she's bending over around me a lot. she's such a dirty whore.

and that sweet pea shit is some kind of lotion. it doesn't smell bad, but every girl i know has seven gallons of it.

[Triggar]

Oh well, I only use standard-rate Vaseline lotion and posh British perfume.

Yeah, she's a dirty ho'. Go clean her up :brow:

Um, and yeah, I'm smelling my posh British perfume again. I must wear a lot.

[oddfish]

Oh well, I only use standard-rate Vaseline lotion and posh British perfume.

Yeah, she's a dirty ho'. Go clean her up :brow:

Um, and yeah, I'm smelling my posh British perfume again. I must wear a lot.

hahahahaha! i think you're one of my new favorite females, trig :D :D :D :D

[Triggar]

You're MY favorite female omglollercopt0rxors!!!

[oddfish]

You're MY favorite female omglollercopt0rxors!!!


WOOT!!!11one I don't think i've ever been anyone's favorite female. i feel so honored. i can't wait to start my period!...

triggar, can we go shopping?

[Triggar]

Sure

/me grabs the keys to the rape van

I actually saw two rape vans parked in front of my school the other day, I giggled and thought of Dharkie.

[oddfish]

Sure

/me grabs the keys to the rape van

I actually saw two rape vans parked in front of my school the other day, I giggled and thought of Dharkie.


:lol: :lol:

my dad has a rape van. he's a really big burly guy with a moustache. he wears aviator sunglasses and short, cut-off jean shorts with flip-flops. he's the sleaziest man alive. no one ought to be driving a rape van more than him. he's the Rape Van Association's official mascot. :D

[Triggar]

my dad has a rape van. he's a really big burly guy with a moustache. he wears aviator sunglasses and short, cut-off jean shorts with flip-flops. he's the sleaziest man alive. no one ought to be driving a rape van more than him. he's the Rape Van Association's official mascot. :D

Watch my webcam, I am literally convulsing with laughter, you ass :lol:

EDIT: Of course, pics:

[Fragmatic]

Oh well, I only use standard-rate Vaseline lotion and posh British perfume.

Yeah, she's a dirty ho'. Go clean her up :brow:

Um, and yeah, I'm smelling my posh British perfume again. I must wear a lot.

What perfume?

[Triggar]

"Libertine" by Vivienne Westwood

http://www.efume.com/images/products/wlibertine.jpg

[Fragmatic]

"Libertine" by Vivienne Westwood

http://www.efume.com/images/products/wlibertine.jpg

vivienne westwood is overrated :p

[Triggar]

SO's your mom but that doesn't stop me from putting HER all over my body!

[Fragmatic]

SO's your mom but that doesn't stop me from putting HER all over my body!

:rolleyes:

[Neon Apocalypse]

SO's your mom but that doesn't stop me from putting HER all over my body!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

don't make fun of frag's mom he's been through a rough bit

[Triggar]

I know, I'm obviously kidding, I've never met Frag's mom nor have I rubbed her all over my body.

[Fragmatic]

I know, I'm obviously kidding, I've never met Frag's mom nor have I rubbed her all over my body.

:rofl:

[UncleDynamite]

Triggar!

IK, I'm obviously kidding, I've never met Frag's mom nor have I rubbed her all over my body.

[oddfish]

sechs.

[Triggar]

Triggar!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT.

The "IK" is still in beta.