Scripts in IRC

[AztecWarrior]

They are getting really excessive. They are popping up in normal conversation. Any of the following work...

"naked pic" makes Triggar say "No naked pictures will be allowed to be taken at PSU:MA. For questions, email Triggar at [email protected]"

"why" returns from Fragmatic "Because you touch yourself at night"

Upon my entering the room, Hezzy will say "http://jesusjesusjesus.ytmnd.com"

"nazi" will make Fragmatic say "ACHTUNG!" (assuming martyr isn't in, in which case anyone who says it gets a "nazi kick"

"kik" and ";p;" return "*PSU-Marsman moves *NAME*'s keyboard 1/2 inch to the left/right*"

The list goes on and on.

Should we stop it?

[Infernus]

on 1:TEXT:*cock*:#:{
/timer1 1 3 /msg $chan COCK?!
/timer2 1 4 /msg $chan Where?!
/timer3 1 5 /describe $chan drools...
}

on 1:ACTION:slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout:#:{
/timer1 1 2 /describe $chan fucks $nick with a massive dildo
/timer2 1 3 /msg $chan $nick has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
}

on frag:JOIN:#:/msg $chan OMG FRAGUMS!


Sry for the coding but I don't feel like condensing... I needa learn how to make better timers tho...

[JetRaiden]

no way, auto scripts are great. :lol:

[321]

No way scripts do our chatting for us.

[Dharkbayne]

Personally, I love the scripts, especially the $NAME ones,

/nick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/me slaps soandso around with a bit of a large trout
<soandso> STOP SLAPPING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soandso was kicked by PSU-Bot (turn off caps-lock)

[martyr]

hahaha

i love my nazikick script... but it needs some work, so i turned it off until i have some time to learn more about mirc scriptography

[UncleDynamite]

Keep 'em, I like 'em. Now, I'll admit that whenever tunix logs, I get a teeney bit crabby when I lose my place after the massive spam flood of tunix auto replies kick in.

[AztecWarrior]

Personally, I love the scripts, especially the $NAME ones,

/nick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/me slaps soandso around with a bit of a large trout
<soandso> STOP SLAPPING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soandso was kicked by PSU-Bot (turn off caps-lock)

* AztecWarrior is now known as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps Doop around a bit with a large trout
* Doop unsheathes his plasmatic katana and thrusts it through AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 's cranial cornea, disabling his brain completely
* Doop was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1476�)
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> MUA HA HA
* Doop has joined #ps-universe
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps Doop around a bit with a large trout
<Doop> ****

I will forever worship you.

[Doop]

Aztec, script abusing is old. =p

[Fragmatic]

Keep them, but nonces who abuse them *cough*dharkbayne*cough*aztecwarrior*cough*
should get kicked/5min banned.

[AztecWarrior]

Nonces?

At least I don't spam when scrawl/tunix arrives. :P

[Doop]

Nonces?

At least I don't spam when scrawl/tunix arrives. :P

Which happens exactly every hour.

[Fragmatic]

Which happens exactly every hour.

Exactly, it's once an hour, oh no.

[Infernus]

Nonces?

At least I don't spam when scrawl/tunix arrives. :P

Yes nonces... since to get me banned (which has happened twice tonight) you have to change your nick to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (etc, etc...) and then use the slap command... i mean... that script almost never goes off, and FYI I don't have a scrawl/tunix script...

[Kaltagesta]

Induitably

[AztecWarrior]

For the 90th fucking time, I didn't mean to get Infernus a 5 minute ban. Everyone expected a kick. I don't know why you got the ban. Sorry.

PS: Doop laughed, as well.

[Fragmatic]

Induitably

Indeed

[Squeeky]

Those, along with the tunix/scrawl scripts should be banned.

That's all we see in the chat anymore, and as an example, here is what my IRC window is displaying as i type this. Oh the irony :lol:

[20:05] <Infernus> '['
[20:05] <Infernus> er
[20:05] <Doop> kik
[20:05] * @PSU-Marsman moves Doop's keyboard 1/2 inch to the left
[20:05] <Infernus> kik
[20:05] * @PSU-Marsman moves Infernus's keyboard 1/2 inch to the left
[20:05] <Infernus> have to admit
[20:05] <Infernus> that is an inventive script
[20:07] <Sputty> omg i win
[20:07] <Fragmatic> h4x
[20:07] <Sputty> indeed
[20:07] <Fragmatic> ;p;
[20:07] * @PSU-Marsman moves Fragmatic's keyboard 1/2 inch to the right
[20:07] <Hydralisk> kik
[20:07] * @PSU-Marsman moves Hydralisk's keyboard 1/2 inch to the left
[20:07] <Sputty> kik
[20:07] * @PSU-Marsman gently repositions Sputty's hands 1/2 inch to the right
[20:07] <Fragmatic> ;p;
[20:07] * @PSU-Marsman gently repositions Fragmatic's hands 1/2 inch to the left
[20:07] <Hydralisk> ?
[20:09] <[INI]Breed> i think hes coming on to you
[20:09] <Fragmatic> ?
[20:09] <Fragmatic> :brow:
[20:09] <Hydralisk> cant you see? scripts spark conversation!
[20:09] <Infernus> lol
[20:09] * @PSU-martyr|gone ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Infernus]

I used to not know why that script went off... as a matter of fact I only put 2 and 2 together today and found it out...

[martyr]

someone set us up the bomb, imo (http://home.uchicago.edu/~obmontoy/base2.html)

[Hezzy]

No fucking way.

My Jesus Jesus Jesus script has to stay.

on aztec:JOIN:#:{
/timer1 1 6 /msg $chan JESUS JESUS JESUS
/timer1 1 6 /msg $chan http://jesusjesusjesus.ytmnd.com
}

Anyway, I wouldn't mind some help in making it trigger about once in one hour with a 3 second delay for the script running, if that's possible.

I don't have any yes/no scripts, no scrawl scripts. That's the only one that could be classed as annoying, but only when it's abused. And it's only annoying to aztec.

IMO, people who abuse scripts should be banned. The scripts wouldn't trigger if they didn't abuse them.

[Jennyboo]

Only ones that are extremely disruptive. :D

[Electrofreak]

<3 my scripts. And yeah, theres stuff u can do to keep the caps lock name kicks from happening. Dhark thought it was funny to do it to me while i was playing a game, so I just added a $lower($nick) to my script and fixed it.

[Infernus]

<3 my scripts. And yeah, theres stuff u can do to keep the caps lock name kicks from happening. Dhark thought it was funny to do it to me while i was playing a game, so I just added a $lower($nick) to my script and fixed it.

herm... never thought of that... i'll have to do that wehn I get home...

[Electrofreak]

yeah it just returns the nick in lower case :\ not the perfect fix but it works. Personally I think the CAPS LOCK kick is what needs to go, it has been nothing but trouble and a headache.

[Infernus]

It can be useful since sometimes people typing in all caps gets annoying... but If I copy something (a paragraph for example) that has 18 caps in it at various points and paste it then I get caps kicked and that gets annoying...

[Electrofreak]

Uhm, I used to run a channel on another IRC server and I'm FAIRLY certain you can set the caps lock kick to only work when a certain number of successive caps are entered. Perhaps we should have it set up that way.

Thus if it was set to kick on > 10 successive caps "HOLY freakin MOLY my feet smell BAD" wont result in a kick, but "HOLY FREAKIN MOLY my feet smell bad" would.

[Infernus]

Uhm, I used to run a channel on another IRC server and I'm FAIRLY certain you can set the caps lock kick to only work when a certain number of successive caps are entered. Perhaps we should have it set up that way.

Thus if it was set to kick on > 10 successive caps "HOLY freakin MOLY my feet smell BAD" wont result in a kick, but "HOLY FREAKIN MOLY my feet smell bad" would.

#ps-universe (DAMN YOU PSU-BOT) is set for 18 I beleive...

[Electrofreak]

#ps-universe (DAMN YOU PSU-BOT) is set for 18 I beleive...
18 caps total in the text or 18 successive caps?

[Infernus]

18 caps total in the text or 18 successive caps?

it used to be total... may have changed tho... and why isn't this in the IRC forum?

[Rayder]

I believe the number is 22 or 24.

[Infernus]

I believe the number is 22 or 24.

It used to be 18

[Indecisive]

Killer Japanese Seizure Robots eh?

[martyr]

[21:08] <martyr|work> why*
[21:08] <Fragmatic|Website> Because you touch yourself at night
[21:08] * Fragmatic|Website was kicked by martyr|work (molestation ban)
[21:08] <martyr|work> that's what i thought.
[21:08] * Joins: Fragmatic|Website ([email protected])
[21:08] <Infernus|Work> OMG FRAGUMS!
[21:08] <Fragmatic|Website> OMG! A clone of me! IMPOSTER!
[21:08] <Fragmatic|Website> fuck you
[21:08] <martyr|work> roffle.
[21:08] * Joins: tunix26 ([email protected])
[21:08] * Parts: tunix26 ([email protected])
[21:08] <Fragmatic|Website> TUNIX! You've been a bad boy! No lube for you!
[21:08] * Fragmatic|Website rapes tunix till he's raw and bloody.
[21:09] <THrONeBeaST> +b scripts
[21:10] * Infernus|Work is now known as Infernus

[oddfish]

i think that any script that smells like old cherries and rotten salmon eggs should be banned. that shit's gotta stop.

[Triggar]

Seriously, it's making my nose hairs bleed.

[oddfish]

Seriously, it's making my nose hairs bleed.


see? i'm not the only one who's noticed.

[Hamma]

They need to go. (scripts)

[Ivan]

I think I lost all my scripts. I reformated. I see they are no longer wanted. :tear: I'm the grand father of annoying scripts. Screw you all! Atleast I didn't have any scripts that were triggered by commonly used words. :p

[Infernus]

I think I lost all my scripts. I reformated. I see they are no longer wanted. :tear: I'm the grand father of annoying scripts. Screw you all! Atleast I didn't have any scripts that were triggered by commonly used words. :p

You havent even been on IRC...

[Ivan]

You havent even been on IRC...
Cause I've been working on my computer....

[oddfish]

They need to go. (scripts)


the scripts won't ever see it coming. pwnage.


btw: Hamma, martyr needs to draw you as an agent. ph43r.

[martyr]

agent as in matrix?

[Lartnev]

Ivan's Ivan! script was pure win.

Most other scripts are just getting stupid and as for the scrawl spam, well they passed stupidity a long time ago.

[Ivan]

Ivan's Ivan! script was pure win.

Most other scripts are just getting stupid and as for the scrawl spam, well they passed stupidity a long time ago.
I made Scrawl Spam cool, then everyone killed it! :p ;) :D

[SDM]

People with colored names should keep thier scripts Ivan. I would miss you greeting me everytime I came to irc.

[Ivan]

People with colored names should keep thier scripts Ivan. I would miss you greeting me everytime I came to irc.
I giggled like a little school girl everytime you joined and my script triggered.

:love: The Anal Avenger!

[Infernus]

I made Scrawl Spam cool, then everyone killed it! :p ;) :D

I like the one where phobos attacks scrawl with the super duper barbara striesand jesus beams...

[oddfish]

agent as in matrix?


yes

[Ivan]

I like the one where phobos attacks scrawl with the super duper barbara striesand jesus beams...
Yes me too, I almost pissed myself when I first saw that. :love: Marsman for putting that in.

[Corrosion]

<Infernus> ivan aint on corr
* Corr_iso is now known as AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA
* AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
* Infernus fucks AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA with a massive dildo
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1511�)
* Infernus has joined #ps-universe
<Fragmatic> Infernus! <3
<Infernus> AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1512�)
<Hezzy> haha

[Infernus]

<Infernus> ivan aint on corr
* Corr_iso is now known as AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA
* AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
* Infernus fucks AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA with a massive dildo
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1511�)
* Infernus has joined #ps-universe
<Fragmatic> Infernus! <3
<Infernus> AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1512�)
<Hezzy> haha

I hate you...

[Corrosion]

* PSU-Bot sets mode: -b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus has joined #ps-universe
<Fragmatic> Infernus! <3
<Infernus> i hate you
* Corr_iso is now known as AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Infernus> DONT
* AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
* Infernus fucks AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA with a massive dildo
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock �1513�)
* Infernus has joined #ps-universe
<Fragmatic> Infernus! <3
<Infernus> AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
* PSU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus was kicked by PSU-Bot (Turn off CapsLock ...tempban for 5mins �1514�)
<Wolfeh> lol :(
<AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA> HFS
* AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA is now known as Corr_iso
<Corr_iso> i thought he would turn it off AFTER getting banned so many times
<Smaug> pwnt
<Smaug> why doesn't he just disable it
<Smaug> seriously
<Fragmatic> Because I touch myself at night
<Corr_iso> rofl, that fits perfectly
<Smaug> yeah heh

[Rayder]

* Smaug is now known as *******
* ******* slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
* Infernus fucks ******* with a massive dildo
<Infernus> ******* has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
* THZTalonBot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus was kicked by THZTalonBot (PSU pwns j00! Come back when your balls drop.)
* ******* is now known as Smaug

Let the banning begin!

[Infernus]

* Smaug is now known as *******
* ******* slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
* Infernus fucks ******* with a massive dildo
<Infernus> ******* has been DILDOWND!!1!1!11111!11!1!!!!
* THZTalonBot sets mode: +b *!*@psu-A6ADDAF.columb01.pa.comcast.net
* Infernus was kicked by THZTalonBot (PSU pwns j00! Come back when your balls drop.)
* ******* is now known as Smaug

Let the banning begin!

I never thought of using the TG one... heh

[Hezzy]

that's low

script abusing sucks, especially if the script is meant to help someone

<Hezzy> apart from one, which is triggered on planetside trial
<Hezzy> and thats to help newbies
<Infernus> lol
<Infernus> i needa remake all my old ones
<Hezzy> so that shouldn't really be took of
<Infernus> i dont know where they went
* Rayder slaps Infernus around a bit with a large trout
<Hezzy> only a fuckwad would abuse that
<Infernus> yea
<Infernus> well welcome to the channel of appearent fuckwads
<Rayder> planetside trial?
* Viper|NeedWoW has joined #ps-universe
<Hezzy> http://cmt.ubisoft.fr/planetside_pcgamer/ for a free 7 day trial.
<Viper|NeedWoW> !
<Hezzy> dont fukcing start raydar
<Rayder> ...
<Infernus> o no
<Infernus> se hezzy
<martyr|work> wait.... no multiplay for doom3 pc?
<Infernus> you already tolf him it
<Rayder> you said it, so I asked
<Infernus> so he'll spam it and spam it and spam it
<Rayder> not my fault you have it set up like that
<Rayder> what's the delay timer
<Fragmatic> martyr
<Hezzy> im not telling you
<Fragmatic> it's gonna be like 4player DM games
<Hezzy> you'll abuse it
<Rayder> i'll find out
<Hezzy> cos you're a cockface
<Rayder> planetside trial?
<Rayder> planetside trial?
<martyr|work> ...
<Infernus> indeed he is
<Hezzy> that script is meant to help people
<Rayder> let's see
<Hezzy> http://cmt.ubisoft.fr/planetside_pcgamer/ for a free 7 day trial.
<Rayder> too slow
<Rayder> can't abuse it
<Corr_iso> planetside trial
<Hezzy> you would abuse it if it wasnt?
<Hezzy> http://cmt.ubisoft.fr/planetside_pcgamer/ for a free 7 day trial.
<Rayder> possibly
<Hezzy> scumbag
<Rayder> you said I would
<Rayder> so it's your fault if I did

[Lartnev]

Best idea is either install a timer, or don't bother.

Ivan's scrawl abuse was at least random and since it was only him and Asmodeus it wasn't really a massive problem (and when it sicked phobos it was teh funnay). But now... it's just too much.

[Corrosion]

<Corr_iso> !random
* You were kicked by PSU-Hamma (*oops backfire* � 2270 �)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Rejected :: � Mobilization Alpha http://mobilization.planetside-universe.com/ /join #mobilization �'
* Set by ChiaHamma on Fri Jul 09 12:41:19
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
<Phobos> * BANG! *
* You were kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �1607�)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Rejected :: � Mobilization Alpha http://mobilization.planetside-universe.com/ /join #mobilization �'
* Set by ChiaHamma on Fri Jul 09 12:41:19
* Phobos is now known as Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer
<Fragmatic> hhaha
* You were kicked by Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer (Wheee! This is Fun!)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Rejected :: � Mobilization Alpha http://mobilization.planetside-universe.com/ /join #mobilization �'
* Set by ChiaHamma on Fri Jul 09 12:41:19
* Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer is now known as Phobos
<Fragmatic> hahaha
<Phobos> Oops lol
<Corr_iso> 0.o
<Fragmatic> pwned by random, spam AND tk
<Fragmatic> OWN3D!

[Corrosion]

<Corr_iso> !random
* ag3nt187 was kicked by PSU-Hamma (*bloops* � 2272 �)
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
* You were kicked by PSU-Bot (We get the idea. �1615�)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Rejected :: � Mobilization Alpha http://mobilization.planetside-universe.com/ /join #mobilization �'
* Set by ChiaHamma on Fri Jul 09 12:41:19
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
-Phobos- Naw, not time yet!
<Corr_iso> !tk
<Phobos> * BANG! *
* Phobos is now known as Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer
* You were kicked by Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer (Wheee! This is Fun!)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #ps-universe
* Rejoined channel #ps-universe
* Topic is '� Planetside Universe, Your #1 Source for Planetside! � :: PSU: Rejected :: � Mobilization Alpha http://mobilization.planetside-universe.com/ /join #mobilization �'
* Set by ChiaHamma on Fri Jul 09 12:41:19
* Ignorant_Newbie_Team_Killer is now known as Phobos
<Phobos> Oops lol