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Sputty
2004-07-15, 07:18 AM
Sent by: [email protected]

First, I must solicit your confidence in this
transaction, this is by virtue
of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL. Though I
know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive
and worried, but I am
assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We
have decided to contact you by e-mail due to the urgency of this transaction.

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to
you. I am
Mr Henry Daniels, an auditing Manager at the standard bank of
south Africa limited..
I came to know of you in my private search for a
reliable and reputable
person to handle a very confidential transaction which
involves the
transfer
of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring
maximum confidence.
I am not too really sure if you are my long lost
contact whom I am trying to reach, but in anyway, please do take this message
with a good heart and report back to me if you are not the person I think
you are. I would explain more latter.

THE PROPOSITION:

A foreigner,late Engineer Johnson Creek, an Oil
Merchant / contractor with the federal Government of South Africa, until
his death three years ago in a ghastly air crash, banked with us here at
standard bank of south Africa limited and had a closing balance of USD$38.5M
(Thirty Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which
the bank now unquestionably
expects to be claimed by any of his available foreign next of kin or
alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for alms and
ammunition at a military war college here in South Africa.
Fervent valuable efforts are being made by the Bank to
get in touch with any of the Creek family or relatives but all have
proved to no avail.
It is because of the perceived possibility of not going to be able to
locate
any of late Engr. Johnson Creek's next of kin (he had no known wife and
children) that the management under the influence of our Chairman, board
of directors, Retired Major General Mbeni J.Laboko,
that an arrangement for the fund to be declared "UN CLAIMABLE" and then
be subsequently donated to the Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition which
will further enhance the courses of war in Africa and the world in general.
In order to avert this negative development, myself and some of my
trusted colleagues here at the bank now seek for your permission to have
you stand as late Engr. Johnson Creek's next of kin so that the
fund, USD$38.5M would be subsequently transferred and paid into your bank
account as the beneficiary next of kin. All documents and proves to enable
you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are assuring you
a 100% risk free involvement..

For your assistance, your commission would be 30%. 10%
has been set aside for expenses while the rest would be for myself and my
colleagues for investment purposes in your country.

If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish to take advantage of
the trust we hope to bestow on you and your company,
then kindly get back to me furnishing me with
your most confidential telephone, fax number and exclusive
e-mail so that I can forward to you the relevant details of this
transaction.
Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.


Regards,
Mr Henry Daniels
Auditing Manager.







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Sputty
2004-07-15, 07:20 AM
You think he'd be smart enough not to advertise his shitty connection company in the same email he's trying to seem like a serious business man...

Also, all South Africans have British address(.uk)

Rayder
2004-07-15, 07:20 AM
The hell?

Sputty
2004-07-15, 07:25 AM
My reply(I'm bored)
I'm very interested in your proposal
Here's the link to my personal information
diddlers(edited to be work safe)

Fragmatic
2004-07-15, 08:02 AM
He's upset because he's on a shitty ISP

Wolfeh
2004-07-15, 08:19 AM
I got something similar to that the other day only it was from some Spanish thing, read it through for amusement an then thumped shift and delete. Spelling mistakes all through the thing, how dare they :(

Fragmatic
2004-07-15, 08:20 AM
I got something similar to that the other day only it was from some Spanish thing, read it through for amusement an then thumped shift and delete. Spelling mistakes all through the thing, how dare they :(

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-15, 09:24 AM
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

saw that one

Pilgrim
2004-07-15, 11:45 AM
I'm just wondering if they E-mailed it to you why do they need you to send them an E-mail address?

There is this one great site out there (gotta find it again) Where a guy responds to one of these and keeps the other guy going for a long time. It's awesome. He basically makes it a Lovecraft story Funny as hell.

Khronos
2004-07-15, 12:28 PM
i didnt know what diddlers was, so i searched it, best link eVar.

:sick:

martyr
2004-07-15, 01:17 PM
four-one-niner.

read a fark today where a guy scammed $80 out of one of these scammers, that ruled

Dharkbayne
2004-07-15, 01:17 PM
wtfsputty, this is 2 threads without "omg" in the title.