Post your funniest CR5 chat screenies

[Papagiorgio]

Here's my small collection of favorite CR5 chats from the past few weeks. :D I'll add more when I see them.

This is what you non-CR5s have to look forward to when you get "the backpack" ;)

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5chat.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/morecr5comedy.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy2.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy3.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy4.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy5.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy6.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy7.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy8.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy9.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy10.jpg

:D

[EarlyDawn]

Omg :rofl: :rofl:

[Infernus]

If only I had screenies of the vanu CR5s playing battleship... :lol:

[ICha0sI]

Heres mine. I think i win :)

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2856/cookies4.jpg

[Infernus]

Heres mine. I think i win :)

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2856/cookies4.jpg

Whats so funny about it?

[Mag-Mower]

Heres mine. I think i win :)

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2856/cookies4.jpg
w00t! free Cookies!

[HawkEye]

haha yes CR5 chat is the best. i deleted all my screenies of funny Cr5 chat.

[Baneblade]

Who are all those ppl?:doh:

[ICha0sI]

Whats so funny about it?


The fact that he said cookies for you all and drew little cookies in a brown color.

[ZionsFire]

But he only did 3. I dont think thats enough for everyone unless they are REALLY big cookies.

[Cauldron Borne]

Of COURSE they're big cookies. He's a cr5....





I shoulda made some screenies of cr2 chat. We get REALLY bored during hacks....

I think we actually had a game of DoD going once. Whenever someone God Modded we TK'd em :D

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: o man I love NC markov.

[ICha0sI]

Yea, me too. I play NC on markov and TR on emerald.

[KeviN]

Vanu, Emerald. Nothing else to say.

[Hezzy]

Heres mine. I think i win :)

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2856/cookies4.jpg

HAHHA OMG HE'S CROUCHING NEXT TO THE DOOR AND A MAX IS OUTSIDE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:doh:

[ICha0sI]

HAHHA OMG HE'S CROUCHING NEXT TO THE DOOR AND A MAX IS OUTSIDE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:doh:

Hmm, Or I was too lazy to cut the rest of the pic out.

[matty]

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/13655/Vague.JPG

[HawkEye]

haha LMAO Matty that is some good stuff.

[PhatBoy]

Jumping a couple of posts back, the MAX is on his own TEAM.

[Cauldron Borne]

matty, that was some funny shit. I think I'd rather have TR-Emerald cr5's singing than doing their version of leading. Least ways I'd get a good laugh every once in a while.

[BUGGER]

Once a guy said i hacked the command chat, then the leading cr5 cussed.

[Papagiorgio]

Two new ones:

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy11.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy12.jpg

[Eldanesh]

At work so I can't post mine just yet, but some samples...

[command] CSRDanB: Halogod, do you know what deer piss tastes like from personal experience?

[command] Halogod666: VACKS VIVA LA SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[global] shibby: 3
[global] xnails: 2
[global] DryBalls: 1
[global] shibby: kaboom


I think I have some of when DanB was yelling at the NC cr5s who comall'd to recall cyssor on that global battle thingy... :rofl:

[Electrofreak]

Heres mine. I think i win :)

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2856/cookies4.jpg
Actually, I was online during that Global, and I sent a tell to Papagorgio that was something along the lines of "Damn we are going to need more cookies than that!" and he replied with a laugh. For those of you who don't know, Papagorgio is an ex- Black Hawk, and I've heard a lot of good things about him. Its nice to know we have some intelligent CR5s out there. There are so many idiot CR5s that it makes the smart ones look bad...

[jsloan31]

http://www.planetside-universe.com/potd/potds/jsloan31_409417079c411.jpg

[Eldanesh]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/Eldanesh/Ban_D.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/Eldanesh/VIVA.jpg

[Boomer]

^^ lmfao

[Terran Sniper]

umm...heh?

[Eldanesh]

NC emerald cr5 chat is the win, I wish I had screens from when padcooter got a 3-day suspension for drawing dicks in /c.

[Papagiorgio]

Some new ones from this week:

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy13.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy14.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy15.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy16.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy17.jpg
My favorite ^^

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy18.jpg

[Cauldron Borne]

^^hehehe^^

[NinjaBob]

nc markov = total coolness

[Eldanesh]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy17.jpg
My favorite ^^



Haha! thats a good one. :P

[JetRaiden]

:rofl:

Ive seen so many squadleaders offer beer, candy, or cookies to join their squads or go somewhere. most of the time I come up cookieless. :(

[Papagiorgio]

Some CSR-DanB humor from today, 1 Aug

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy19.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy20.jpg

[Meursault00]

hahahaha, funny

[Baneblade]

He's right, it never does change :lol:

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy21.jpg

From Aug 18th, after 2of12Borg has a little too much Jaegermeister. :rofl:

[Rbstr]

lol i can't wait to have CR5

[HawkEye]

next time i see a good Cr5 chat il ltake some screenies and post.

[JetRaiden]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy21.jpg

From Aug 18th, after 2of12Borg has a little too much Jaegermeister. :rofl:
:rofl:

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy22.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy23.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy24.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy25.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy26.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

No WONDER CR5s never get anything done, ever.

CR5 #1: Hhm...two Aces.

CR5 #2: Three kings, BITCH.

CR5 #3: Shouldn't we be coordinating the Zerg? Gunkuku's hack is about to go through.

CR5 #1: Oh, yeah. Ugh, you win 10 red chips.

[Cyssor All]: The next target is...oh...how about Naum?

CR5 #3: ...Naum is ours.

CR5 #1: Fuckit. Poker's more fun.

[Atlas24]

Actually, I was online during that Global, and I sent a tell to Papagorgio that was something along the lines of "Damn we are going to need more cookies than that!" and he replied with a laugh. For those of you who don't know, Papagorgio is an ex- Black Hawk, and I've heard a lot of good things about him. Its nice to know we have some intelligent CR5s out there. There are so many idiot CR5s that it makes the smart ones look bad...

Papagiorgio is a great cr5, im proud to have him leading us as an officer in the 666th.

[Eldanesh]

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/6035/malorn.th.jpg (http://img10.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img10&image=malorn.jpg)

[Thunder_Hawk]

[Gobal] SGaoshi: lock cery
[Gobal] WarChimp: A Kilrathi Battle Fleet has moved into the Beta Cluster prepare for defense!
[Gobal] WarChimp: whoops wrong game
[Gobal] Neovik: Prepare the battlestar Galactica for an assault!!!
[Gobal] WarChimp: Does anybody know what game that was? Play Warchimps trivia
[Gobal] TriggerChaoz: Your a retard. Is that the game?
[Gobal] TriggerChoaz: ;P
[Gobal] Revean: its from Wing Commander
[Gobal] WarChimp: SnipesMcCappin answered first! It was Wing Commander
[Gobal] SGaoshi: omg stfu this is bad even for me

[PhatBoy]

Lol, I sometimes wonder if the CR5s even play Planetside at all. Now I have proof :lol:.

[MrComando]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *laughing my head off* :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
TOO FUNNY

[Eldanesh]

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/2277/children.jpg

I love cr5 chat, sooo much better than yahoo chat, though I think its less productive.

[Terran Sniper]

:rofl: :rofl: GOLD! :rofl: :rofl:

[Kikinchikin]

Anyone on Emerald TR I know you remember back in the day...

XCRUNCHX: DRINK MORE BEER!
Frank075: DRINK MORE BEEER!!!!!!!!!
XCRUNCHX: SMOKE MORE POT!

and the like... those were good times, loved being in an outfit with them.

Also, any old school players back in summer might remember Klar. I was on ts with him the first night he got cr 5, which also ended up being the last night he had it. Forget what he said, but it was something about hotdogs and fucking his girlfriend.

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy27.jpg

[Black]

Btw if any of u were wondering the guy in Eldanesh's pic
IS NOT ME!


wannabe black's everywhere i notice :mad:


kthxbye

[Eldanesh]

Stop the lies, you know you are a nc cr5 ;)

[aiwest420]

Hmm don't really take many SS's of command, but here's a few:

http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/1.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/2.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/3.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/4.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/5.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/6.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/7.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/8.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/9.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/10.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/11.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/12.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/13.gif


http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/8.jpg

[Papagiorgio]

From Sept 11th 2004,

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy28.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy29.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy30.jpg

[HawkEye]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/7836/cr5screenfunnie.jpg

[MrShooter]

No WONDER CR5s never get anything done, ever.

CR5 #1: Hhm...two Aces.

CR5 #2: Three kings, BITCH.

CR5 #3: Shouldn't we be coordinating the Zerg? Gunkuku's hack is about to go through.

CR5 #1: Oh, yeah. Ugh, you win 10 red chips.

[Cyssor All]: The next target is...oh...how about Naum?

CR5 #3: ...Naum is ours.

CR5 #1: Fuckit. Poker's more fun.

:lol: R O F L :rofl:

[MrShooter]

Hmm don't really take many SS's of command, but here's a few:




http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/2.gif

I remembet that..the last 15 minutes before the bending, the devs changed the death messages :lol:

http://www3.telus.net/westside1/PlanetSide/cr5-ss/9.gif


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JetRaiden]

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/2277/children.jpg

I love cr5 chat, sooo much better than yahoo chat, though I think its less productive.

:rofl: :rofl:

:love: this thread

[aiwest420]

NC emerald command is usually filled w/ useless shit, next time I see something funny I'll be sure to SS it :).

[Black]

NC emerald command is usually filled w/ useless shit, next time I see something funny I'll be sure to SS it :).
all cr5 chat in any empire is full of shit

[Baneblade]

all cr5 chat in any empire is full of shit
I miss it...:love:

[Everay]

NC Markov, im in Ht, they have alot of Cr5s, so i always see globals from them, last one i remember was

[Global]Dreamer: Put it in my mouth ~ Rangs Sister

[Diddy Mao]

/c would be half as entertaining if it weren't for me!

[HawkEye]

<3 for Cr5 chat. thats one of best things in PS.

[infinite loop]

<3 for Cr5 chat. thats one of best things in PS.

Especially after a night of drinking, it can be hella fun. So easy to get the newb cr5s riled up :D

[Electrofreak]

This isn't exactly a CR5 chat thing, but still amusing.
The guy sending me the tells was a VS Rexo Lasher I had just owned in my Agile Rocklet setup.
:huh:

I weep for our future.

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/8813/moron2.jpg

[Red October]

Saw this one day on /b as I was logging out...

"I'm reporting both of you. Your day's in D2A are numbered."

I fell out of the chair laughing and my wife came in wondering what happened. Yeah, I'm real sure they were upset that they might get kicked out of "D2A".

[Cauldron Borne]

what does D2A stand for?....

and ElectroFreak- I do that to people all the time, but before they kill me. I'll just sit some where in a base being held by an enemy empire, while in my cloaker suit, and send people /tells of my life story till they put me on ignore =p

[Henya]

death to all

[Black]

death to all
:huh:

[Baneblade]

:huh:
Well they never were very good at it.

[Cauldron Borne]

D2A....Death 2 All...oooookay.....


I would probably like the name better if they were a small tight knit ass kicker outfit, but their a 600+ zergling outfit....

[Black]

bumped for good will keep postin pics!

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy33.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy34.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy35.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy36.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy37.jpg

[Electrofreak]

lol I saw that "Invitemenowbiachhahaha" guy the other day too.

Also, should I feel like I'm playing too much if I remember most of those globals...? :doh:

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy38.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy39.jpg

[GigoloJane]

I had this screenie flurting around :)

http://etudiant.uqo.ca/hara04/cr5-1.jpg

[NightWalker XI]

oh man these chats are great...eh eh eh

[Black]

:lol: thats awsome

[Phaden]

Hahaha

DEFEND OUR DOUBLE (well used to be ours :-( ) But still defend him none the less.

Great screenies!

[KamiGaijin]

This may seem like a retarded question, and I'm sure the answer will make me slap myself:

How do you get the HUD to appear in sceenshots? Whenever I take one, the HUD is removed and all you get is the actul action.

[Baneblade]

It's in Options, 'Show HUD in Capture' I think

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy40.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy41.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy42.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy43.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy44.jpg

[Papagiorgio]

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy45.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy46.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy47.jpg

http://webfiles.nacs.uci.edu/nealt/pics/666th/cr5comedy48.jpg

[Boomer]

D2A....Death 2 All...oooookay.....


I would probably like the name better if they were a small tight knit ass kicker outfit

like the enclave was?

[Cauldron Borne]

hehe...Enclave...that's funny...

[GeneralRazor]

This isn't exactly a CR5 chat thing, but still amusing.
The guy sending me the tells was a VS Rexo Lasher I had just owned in my Agile Rocklet setup.
:huh:

I weep for our future.

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/8813/moron2.jpg

All of the posts are hilarious, but this one really got me. Was this guy completely lit or what? I can't quite figure him out. What the heck was going on with this guy?

Anyway, this thread must not die. The posted chats, and others that I have seen have been fall-out-of-your-chair funny. I need to see more!