I bought a 50 dollar blow-up mattress

[Onizuka]

...and it fucking rocks.

Queen size, 20 inch's tall, automatic built-in pump, easy air release.

Its massive for my room, but feels 320234 times better than my regular bed.

I swear, dont waste money on a bed, buy this. Damn.

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/4627/mattressair.jpg

Colors are crap, but I covered it with gold sheets. I feel like a ghetto king.

[Corrosion]

My bed sooooo pwns that.

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/2346/PICT0200.jpg

[Indecisive]

Its HUGE!

Jeebus


I was accually thinking about a temperpedic mattress.

[Infernus]

I don't have a bed come to think of it... I sleep in my brother's and that room is fucked up right now...

[Onizuka]

Its HUGE!

Jeebus


I was accually thinking about a temperpedic mattress.

Go for it. But they cost an arm and a soul.

[OneArmedScissor]

It looks as though it will consume you in its comfiness.

[Indecisive]

Yeah, thats the problem.


My current spring mattress is surprisingly soft though, I have slept on the aero bed things, and they feel about the same as my bed.

When I need a new mattress, gonna save up for that thing. Its taunting me.

[lightfire]

when i clicked this thread i thought it said oni bought a 50 dollar Blow-Up Doll

[martyr]

^that it does.

i have two problems with air mattresses.


my assorted knives tend to destroy them much more quickly than a conventional mattress

[lightfire]

^that it does.

i have two problems with air mattresses.


my assorted knives tend to destroy them much more quickly than a conventional mattress


ha

[Everay]

and the second is that they deflate when you shoot em?

[oddfish]

i sleep where i fall.

[JetRaiden]

^that it does.

i have two problems with air mattresses.


my assorted knives tend to destroy them much more quickly than a conventional mattress


you keep knives on mattresses? do you ever have any problems with that at night?

[UncleDynamite]

I recently found out (while waiting in the parking lot) that sleeping in my car is almost as good as sleeping in my bed. Suprising, since I have bucket seats, and those aren't necessarily the best things to recline in.

[EarlyDawn]

you keep knives on mattresses? do you ever have any problems with that at night? :lol: :lol:

[martyr]

for the most part, i keep knives on me.
i keep me on my mattress. yes, especially at night.

and #2 was intentionally left blank. use your imagination.

[Onizuka]

and #2 was intentionally left blank. use your imagination.

eww :p

[Heavygain]

I have aero beds times 4!!!! ph33r!

[Sputty]

for the most part, i keep knives on me.
i keep me on my mattress. yes, especially at night.

and #2 was intentionally left blank. use your imagination.
You ejaculate highly acidic sperm like the Alien's blood?

[Infernus]

You ejaculate highly acidic sperm like the Alien's blood?

:ugh: well there goes martyr's kinkyness factor, thanks Sputty...

[Squeeky]

I just bought $150 worth of bedding for a twin size mattress. I wish i knew about this earlier :(

[Jennyboo]

Go for it. But they cost an arm and a soul.
:lol: 50$ is cheap Hamma and I new bed cost us like 1000$ still not paid off :rofl:

[Sputty]

:ugh: well there goes martyr's kinkyness factor, thanks Sputty...
It did the opposite for me.

[Triggar]

The only one who should be talking about Martyr's kinkiness factor is me :p

My mom has an airbed for when I come home to visit. It sucks, and I suspect my cat Georgie got a little riled up on it and busted a hole in it somewhere because every morning I woke up and I was laying on a plastic sheet on the ground.

[Squeeky]

Lolzozlozl U Named A Kat Georgie ^_________________________^

[Hamma]

:lol: 50$ is cheap Hamma and I new bed cost us like 1000$ still not paid off :rofl:
Yea but its like sleeping on a cloud.

[Squeeky]

Yea but its like sleeping on a cloud.

How would you know? You've never slept on a cloud have you? PWNEED!!!!!^!^#@7

[SDM]

Yea but its like sleeping on a cloud.
I spent about 1k too, but mine sucks the life out of me while I sleep. I hate it.

[Squeeky]

I've had the same mattress for like 15 years. It was in a guest bedroom when i was in a crib and shit.

It's annoying. I want a new one :(

[Jennyboo]

Yea but its like sleeping on a cloud.
:brow: Indeed :brow: :brow:

[Rayder]

I break my mattress.

[NoSurrender]

my matress is like 50yrs old, and sucks.

[Onizuka]

I spent about 1k too, but mine sucks the life out of me while I sleep. I hate it.

Take Pills.

[Fragmatic]

I thought this thread said
"I bought a 50 dollar blow-up doll"

:( I am truly dissapointed.

[Infernus]

I thought this thread said
"I bought a 50 dollar blow-up doll"

:( I am truly dissapointed.

I think everyone was tricked into looking at it... and once they got here they had to say something couth :scared:

[lightfire]

when i clicked this thread i thought it said oni bought a 50 dollar Blow-Up Doll

frag you fuckin .....................................************* ************************* :mad:

[Hezzy]

frag you fuckin .....................................************* ************************* :mad:

Look! More words of wisdom from lightfire! I bow down in your presence, oh intelligent one!

[Infernus]

frag you fuckin .....................................************* ************************* :mad:

Your a dick wad...


...dick wad...

[Fragmatic]

frag you fuckin .....................................************* ************************* :mad:

What? :confused:

Get a sense of humour arsenugget.

[Rayder]

Captain Janeway! The shields are at 30%! We cannot hold this position for much longer! We need to blow their asses to hell and watch as they squirm under the pressure of our BFG's!

[Fragmatic]

Captain Janeway! The shields are at 30%! We cannot hold this position for much longer! We need to blow their asses to hell and watch as they squirm under the pressure of our BFG's!

The only good captain is

Captain Jean Picard - USS Enterprise.

[lightfire]

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/hellogohan.jpg


whatcha drinking?

[Fragmatic]

Well done, you can link an image off of my image host, aren't you special.

Just when I thought you were alright, you started to act a :doh: again.

[Hezzy]

More wisdom from the almighty lightfire.

You do understand that he could change that picture to whatever he wants?

[lightfire]

If you didnt see under that pic i asked WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING, LIMEY

[Infernus]

More wisdom from the almighty lightfire

you mean he posted again? for some reason that message isn't showing up and it skips right from #41 to #43...

[Fragmatic]

If you didnt see under that pic i asked WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING, LIMEY

Newcastle Brown Ale.

I did see it, but it's not really wise to post a picture from MY IMAGE HOST in which I could change the picture to whatever, and then SHOUT AT ME.

[Hezzy]

If you didnt see under that pic i asked WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING, LIMEY

Way to go with the ninja edit, doofus.

[lightfire]

cool

[oddfish]

OMG!! MORE FL4M3 W4RZ!!!11111111one

OMG OMG OMG OGM!! ME NEXT FLAME ME NEXT SO I CAN FLAME YOU BAKC AND WE KIN FLAME ALL DAY!!!111111oneoneone OMG....

hey hey heyheyheyheyhey i have an idea, let's fight over complete bullshit over the INTERNET!!11111111one huh? huh? can we? plz plz plz!?!?!
Look, look, looooooooooook! OMG! we're fighting on the internet. the INTERNET!!!1111111111111111111onehundredeleven. LOOK AT HOW 1337 WE ALLLLL ARE!

b/c, there's noplace better than fighting on the interweb. noplace. because here, I CAN'T GRAB EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHING LITTLE BABIES BY THE THROAT AND PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF YOU FOR STARTING FIGHTS BECAUSE YOU'RE IGNORANT!

lightfire, you're lucky i don't live next door to you, i'd have kicked your ass.

Infernus, i don't give a fuck what Lighfire said, ignore him, he's a prick, let it go.

Everyone else, shut the fuck up. This flame-war shit has got to fucking stop. The last dozen posts of every god damned thread end up just like this.

"You're an asshat"
"You're a dickwad"
"You're a cockbiter"
"You're gay"
"You're a douche-recycler"

god damn..

i'm going to go relax. i suggest all of you who like flame wars DO THE SAME. it's just not necessary guys! You're going to give yourselves ulcers over some stupid argument on the internet. THE INTERNET! The most NOT REAL place in EXISTENCE. Plz, leave your ignorance in a box under your bed before you log in to PSU. kthx.

[lightfire]

i didnt fucking flame ANYONE ifnact i just Pmed Infernus with GAY becuase well i was bored and i would think its funny for 20 minutes

[Fragmatic]

i didnt fucking flame ANYONE ifnact i just Pmed Infernus with GAY becuase well i was bored and i would think its funny for 20 minutes

It's not funny unless your 6 years old.

[Mag]

Man, your IQ must suck away at the minds of those sitting to close to you ehh?

[lightfire]

yes it does

[oddfish]

ANYWAYS! $50 BLOW UP MATTRESSES SURE ARE FUCKING 1337!!! SURE WOULD BE COOL TO KEEP THE FUCKING THREAD ON TOPIC!

[Mag]

You're right, I've got a mattress and I sleep on it.

[Fragmatic]

You're right, I've got a mattress and I sleep on it.

quoted for truth.

[oddfish]

You're right, I've got a mattress and I sleep on it.

damn skippy

[Onizuka]

You're right, I've got a mattress and I sleep on it.

...but it is 50 dollars? Is it ghetto?

[Mag]

It was 120, and it kind've feels like a cross between a brick and nylon.
(Thread saved, praise Jesus.)

[Mag-Mower]

i have a futton matress... thats it, thats all, but it pwns

[oddfish]

i have a futton matress... thats it, thats all, but it pwns


they pwn indeed.

[Hezzy]

I have 2 matresses on a double bed. Really comfy.

I've got a question. Why do other people's beds seem to be always more comfortable?

[oddfish]

I have 2 matresses on a double bed. Really comfy.

I've got a question. Why do other people's beds seem to be always more comfortable?


:D Hezzy, you liked my bed, eh? ;)

[Infernus]

I have 2 matresses on a double bed. Really comfy.

I've got a question. Why do other people's beds seem to be always more comfortable?

I don't know... my brother's bed is a lot more comfortable then mine... and bigger two... fucking twin sized matress...

[Triggar]

I want a mattress made out of that space-age foam that was developed by NASA and costs $10,000 per square inch.

Matching pillows, too.

[oddfish]

I want a mattress made out of that space-age foam that was developed by NASA and costs $10,000 per square inch.

Matching pillows, too.


/agree

that'd be great for multiple hour sessions of bodily fluid swapping. ;)

[Onizuka]

I want a mattress made out of that space-age foam that was developed by NASA and costs $10,000 per square inch.

Matching pillows, too.

Yeah. Or that REAL high quality true swedish stuff.

[Triggar]

I want it so bad.

I think if you boil it all down, it's probably the reason I'm in college in the first place, to get a job that'll afford me such posh sleeping gear!

[Hezzy]

:lol:

[oddfish]

I want it so bad.

I think if you boil it all down, it's probably the reason I'm in college in the first place, to get a job that'll afford me such posh sleeping gear!


now THAT's a career goal. :nod:

[Onizuka]

Ah, well at least she flies
/envy

[Indecisive]

I want a mattress made out of that space-age foam that was developed by NASA and costs $10,000 per square inch.

Matching pillows, too.

temperpedic. The one i was talking about.

[Triggar]

/envy

Haha, don't envy me, find an FBO around you and take like, a lesson a week or something. It's such a good stress reliever. You might not have control over anything else in the whole world (weather included), but when you're in that plane, you are in control of everything that happens.

It's amazing.

[Mag]

but when you're in that plane, you are in control of everything that happens.
Unless an abnormally large bird knocks your left wing off, then all you're in control of is expleitives. And fireballs, those too.

[Triggar]

Nah, you might still be able to control your emergency landing.

[Mag]

How about a flaming bird, with C4 strapped to it? Yeah, I thought so.

[Incompetent]

i have a futton matress... thats it, thats all, but it pwns
I have a futton in my room, the only thing it pwns is my back in the morning.

[HawkEye]

one time when i came home from the hospital there was a new mattres in my room and i slept on it.

[Retroactive]

I personally get the best nights sleep (for some reason) on my couch. I don't sleep there much because my parents get mad

[oddfish]

best place to sleep is in a jumble of pillows tossed on the floor to accomodate for the shitloads of people you have at your house for a crazy 2 day alcohol consumption convention. mmmmmmmm.. pillows and bodies. people and down-pillows can be really comfy. :D :D :D :D

[Mag-Mower]

I have a futton in my room, the only thing it pwns is my back in the morning.
i have a futton MATTRESS, not a futton matress and FRAME... thats why it pwns

[JetRaiden]

best place to sleep is in a jumble of pillows tossed on the floor to accomodate for the shitloads of people you have at your house for a crazy 2 day alcohol consumption convention. mmmmmmmm.. pillows and bodies. people and down-pillows can be really comfy. :D :D :D :D

not a bad idea. especially since last time I had more then 10 people over 2 of my friends puked all over my basement. :mad: I blamed it on the japanese food we had earlier that night. my parents bought it.