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Squeeky
2004-07-19, 10:19 AM
This clip shows video from a targeting pod used to direct a 2000-pound laser-guided weapon into a crowd of armed insurgents in the open in Fallujah. This demonstrates why the terms "crowd", insurgents" and "in the open" appear to require a re-write of the enemy's tactical manuals :lol:


http://www.vilkata.com/Squeeky/CAS.wmv

Thanks to SDM for sending me the vid :D

oddfish
2004-07-19, 10:36 AM
"Impact!"
"ah, dude."

1337. popcorn:

Navaron
2004-07-19, 10:36 AM
This clip shows video from a targeting pod used to direct a 2000-pound laser-guided weapon into a crowd of armed insurgents in the open in Fallujah. This demonstrates why the terms "crowd", insurgents" and "in the open" appear to require a re-write of the enemy's tactical manuals :lol:


http://www.vilkata.com/Squeeky/CAS.wmv

Thanks to SDM for sending me the vid :D


:lol: Awesome

SDM
2004-07-19, 10:36 AM
I love the guy at the end: "whoa dude" :lol:

They should really learn not to run around the streets like a bunch of armed lunatics. It makes it too easy. :rofl:

oddfish
2004-07-19, 10:40 AM
I love the guy at the end: "whoa dude" :lol:

They should really learn not to run around the streets like a bunch of armed lunatics. It makes it too easy. :rofl:


that's so great

"whoa dude"... :lol: :lol: :lol:
i didn't expect anyone to make an exclamatory statement of the "Bill and Ted" kind.

Squeeky
2004-07-19, 10:42 AM
I love the guy at the end: "whoa dude" :lol:

They should really learn not to run around the streets like a bunch of armed lunatics. It makes it too easy. :rofl:

They could have screamed allah ackbar and shot there puny AK's at the bomb as it came tumbling towards the earth. I can see it now...

Insurgent 1: Alli Babah! Look towards the heavens, it's a bomb from the evil people
Insurgent Leader: Let's scream at it
All Insurgents: ALLAH ACKBAR BALALALALLAALALALA I DECLARE JIHA-- *all insurgents explode*

It's pretty pathetic how stupid some of the insurgents are. I saw a thread where a suicide bomber tryed to destroy (yes...destroy) a bradley armored fighting vehicle with some explosives strapped to his chest. He blew himself up in front of the vehicle and all he wound up doing was spraying chunks of himself onto the front of it

Squeeky
2004-07-19, 10:44 AM
that's so great

"whoa dude"... :lol: :lol: :lol:
i didn't expect anyone to make an exclamatory statement of the "Bill and Ted" kind.

I'd probably be speechless if i had just totally fucking raped 50 insurgents.

Fragmatic
2004-07-19, 10:47 AM
They could have screamed allah ackbar and shot there puny AK's at the bomb as it came tumbling towards the earth. I can see it now...

Insurgent 1: Alli Babah! Look towards the heavens, it's a bomb from the evil people
Insurgent Leader: Let's scream at it
All Insurgents: ALLAH ACKBAR BALALALALLAALALALA I DECLARE JIHA-- *all insurgents explode*

It's pretty pathetic how stupid some of the insurgents are. I saw a thread where a suicide bomber tryed to destroy (yes...destroy) a bradley armored fighting vehicle with some explosives strapped to his chest. He blew himself up in front of the vehicle and all he wound up doing was spraying chunks of himself onto the front of it

Yeah, it's pretty crazy some of the stuff I've seen, like that guy trying to fire an RPG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD getting torn apart by an M249.
Do these guys have a deathwish? Do they not understand the meaning of cover?!

SDM
2004-07-19, 10:50 AM
I'd probably be speechless if i had just totally fucking raped 50 insurgents.
There's not a whole lot you can say after such complete ownage. :)

oddfish
2004-07-19, 11:06 AM
There's not a whole lot you can say after such complete ownage. :)


personally, i'd have a speech ready. :D



i think it would've been hilarious if one guy had just said, real calm: owned.

Infernus
2004-07-19, 11:07 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Nice find

Indecisive
2004-07-19, 11:22 AM
Double kill

Rampage

Holy shit

Sputty
2004-07-19, 11:29 AM
Scores:
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Dharkbayne
2004-07-19, 11:59 AM
owned.

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:00 PM
<1337USpilot> Impact!
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) 1insurg3r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Pr0paneTerrorist
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abu_Zin_Muhsin
1337USpilot (GBU-15) OMGJIHADMACROS
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Apu
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Prz4114h
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abdu11ah
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4dsix
1337USpilot (GBU-15) SuicideBomber
1337USpilot (GBU-15) MegaAK47whore
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ali_Kazamma
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Randomguy
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Kazimwillpwnj00
1337USpilot (GBU-15) TehJihadMaker
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Camelpilot
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Akmed_Hazim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JihadJack
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Mr1337Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JOHNKERRYSUPPORTER
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Allahkikyoass
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4x
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGpwnstr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) AK47sforevrbody
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RndmTrrorst
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta02332
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r099
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer34
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Militantx0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) C4rbommer12
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ackbarpwns
1337USpilot (GBU-15) BigJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Saddam_h4xssein
1337USpilot (GBU-15) CrimsonJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadstrtr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Iluvmolotovs
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Rufti_Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) XxJihadxX
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Morejihad4u
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ihates4m3r1c4
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Icantaim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGgunnaApu112
1337USpilot (GBU-15) KharsaAssimSamdhil
1337USpilot (GBU-15) xxX1337JIHADXxx
<TehNavigator> Whoah, dude.
<SOCOM16> ROFL pwnd. omfg.

Infernus
2004-07-19, 12:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Odd you have TOO much time on your hands...

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:04 PM
<1337USpilot> Impact!
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) 1insurg3r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Pr0paneTerrorist
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abu_Zin_Muhsin
1337USpilot (GBU-15) OMGJIHADMACROS
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Apu
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Prz4114h
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abdu11ah
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4dsix
1337USpilot (GBU-15) SuicideBomber
1337USpilot (GBU-15) MegaAK47whore
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ali_Kazamma
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Randomguy
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Kazimwillpwnj00
1337USpilot (GBU-15) TehJihadMaker
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Camelpilot
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Akmed_Hazim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JihadJack
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Mr1337Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JOHNKERRYSUPPORTER
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Allahkikyoass
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4x
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGpwnstr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) AK47sforevrbody
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RndmTrrorst
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta02332
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r099
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer34
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Militantx0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) C4rbommer12
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ackbarpwns
1337USpilot (GBU-15) BigJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Saddam_h4xssein
1337USpilot (GBU-15) CrimsonJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadstrtr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Iluvmolotovs
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Rufti_Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) XxJihadxX
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Morejihad4u
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ihates4m3r1c4
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Icantaim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGgunnaApu112
1337USpilot (GBU-15) KharsaAssimSamdhil
1337USpilot (GBU-15) xxX1337JIHADXxx
<TehNavigator> Whoah, dude.
<SOCOM16> ROFL pwnd. omfg.

it's still early.. it's only noon.. i've got nothing to do. so, shit like that becomes priority.

Infernus
2004-07-19, 12:04 PM
it's still early.. it's only noon.. i've got nothing to do. so, shit like that becomes priority.

Girl's not home yet? Or are you still out of commission because of your rib?

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:06 PM
Girl's not home yet? Or are you still out of commission because of your rib?


i'm never out of commission.. and, it's too early for sex.

Triggar
2004-07-19, 12:08 PM
i'm never out of commission.. and, it's too early for sex.

:huh:

Oddfish, that red text thing you did was hizzlarious.

UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 12:09 PM
i'm never out of commission.. and, it's too early for sex.

Buh? It's never too early for sex.

Infernus
2004-07-19, 12:09 PM
i'm never out of commission.. and, it's too early for sex.

WTF? Who are you and what have you done with Oddfish?

Zodiac
2004-07-19, 12:13 PM
"whoa dude." :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:14 PM
WTF? Who are you and what have you done with Oddfish?


it's never too early for ME... it's too early for the two girls currently occupying my bed. Chels and Lynds will sleep 'til 3.. i love it. it's nice and quiet around here until then. ;) ;) heh heh heh..

Triggar
2004-07-19, 12:15 PM
Duct tape, rope and chloroform are the keys to a quiet apartment.

Thankfully I have a naturally quiet boyfriend, eh.

Infernus
2004-07-19, 12:15 PM
it's never too early for ME... it's too early for the two girls currently occupying my bed. Chels and Lynds will sleep 'til 3.. i love it. it's nice and quiet around here until then. ;) ;) heh heh heh..

Indeed :brow: :brow:

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:16 PM
Duct tape, rope and chloroform are the keys to a quiet apartment.

Thankfully I have a naturally quiet boyfriend, eh.


hahahaha.. chloroform.. :D

UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 12:23 PM
Odd really gets around.

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:24 PM
Odd really gets around.


like a record, baby.. *cue eighties music*

Triggar
2004-07-19, 12:26 PM
like a record, baby.. *cue eighties music*

Damn you.

[in teh head of Triggar]"you spin me right 'round baby right 'round, like a record baby right 'round 'round 'round..."[/in teh head of Triggar]

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:27 PM
Damn you.

[in teh head of Triggar]"you spin me right 'round baby right 'round, like a record baby right 'round 'round 'round..."[/in teh head of Triggar]


hahahahaha, YES! :lol: :lol:

eighties music = win. talk about impossible to get out of your head.. :nod:

Triggar
2004-07-19, 12:31 PM
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and gooooo, you come and goooo, loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream, red gold and greeeeeeen, red gold and greeeeeeen

Zodiac
2004-07-19, 12:31 PM
damn you people.

oddfish
2004-07-19, 12:33 PM
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and gooooo, you come and goooo, loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream, red gold and greeeeeeen, red gold and greeeeeeen


HAHAHAH!


trig's like, my new favorite person. omfg.. roflcoptors. :rofl:

UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 12:42 PM
Thank goodness that I don't know any eighties music to get stuck in my head.

Triggar
2004-07-19, 12:45 PM
trig's like, my new favorite person.

:rock:

Infernus
2004-07-19, 12:53 PM
Trig is a good person... well for a girl I mean... :love:

martyr
2004-07-19, 01:03 PM
. . .

Navaron
2004-07-19, 01:29 PM
It's pretty pathetic how stupid some of the insurgents are. I saw a thread where a suicide bomber tryed to destroy (yes...destroy) a bradley armored fighting vehicle with some explosives strapped to his chest. He blew himself up in front of the vehicle and all he wound up doing was spraying chunks of himself onto the front of it

FUCKING LINK PLEASE!

Indecisive
2004-07-19, 01:49 PM
What is this "record" :p

EarlyDawn
2004-07-19, 02:10 PM
Nice killspam.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-19, 02:25 PM
two of em in the same bed oddfish?

god damn oddfish you lucky dog

Infernus
2004-07-19, 02:34 PM
two of em in the same bed oddfish?

god damn oddfish you lucky dog

How do you think he hurt his rib?


Appearently the girls like it rough...

Squeeky
2004-07-19, 02:54 PM
<1337USpilot> Impact!
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) 1insurg3r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Pr0paneTerrorist
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abu_Zin_Muhsin
1337USpilot (GBU-15) OMGJIHADMACROS
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Apu
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Prz4114h
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abdu11ah
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4dsix
1337USpilot (GBU-15) SuicideBomber
1337USpilot (GBU-15) MegaAK47whore
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ali_Kazamma
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Randomguy
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Kazimwillpwnj00
1337USpilot (GBU-15) TehJihadMaker
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Camelpilot
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Akmed_Hazim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JihadJack
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Mr1337Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JOHNKERRYSUPPORTER
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Allahkikyoass
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4x
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGpwnstr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) AK47sforevrbody
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RndmTrrorst
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta02332
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r099
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer34
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Militantx0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) C4rbommer12
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ackbarpwns
1337USpilot (GBU-15) BigJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Saddam_h4xssein
1337USpilot (GBU-15) CrimsonJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadstrtr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Iluvmolotovs
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Rufti_Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) XxJihadxX
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Morejihad4u
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ihates4m3r1c4
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Icantaim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGgunnaApu112
1337USpilot (GBU-15) KharsaAssimSamdhil
1337USpilot (GBU-15) xxX1337JIHADXxx
<TehNavigator> Whoah, dude.
<SOCOM16> ROFL pwnd. omfg.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I lawled outloud when i saw that.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-19, 02:54 PM
How do you think he hurt his rib?


Appearently the girls like it rough...

0_0

Squeeky
2004-07-19, 02:55 PM
FUCKING LINK PLEASE!

<<<<<<<<<<NOT SAFE FOR WORK>>>>>>>>> (http://www.barking-moonbat.com/archives/000197.html)

Dharkbayne
2004-07-19, 03:15 PM
<<<<<<<<<<NOT SAFE FOR WORK>>>>>>>>> (http://www.barking-moonbat.com/archives/000197.html)
OWNED

Navaron
2004-07-19, 03:28 PM
Awesome.

Sputty
2004-07-19, 04:09 PM
pwnt

TheN00b
2004-07-19, 04:23 PM
I'm not even gonna think about watching that. That people can find it funny to be watching someone blow themselves up is just sick... And I don't give a fuck that they're a terrorist.

Spee
2004-07-19, 04:39 PM
They didnt blow themselves up, We did it for 'em.

Zodiac
2004-07-19, 04:39 PM
I'm not even gonna think about watching that. That people can find it funny to be watching someone blow themselves up is just sick... And I don't give a fuck that they're a terrorist.Unless someone on my ignore list said it I don't see anyone laughing about the sheer violence of the act. The irony is amusing, the metaphore for their whole bombing campaign is amusing, not the fact that he splattered him guts all over a tank.

JetRaiden
2004-07-19, 06:11 PM
pwnt.

SDM
2004-07-19, 08:33 PM
I'm not even gonna think about watching that. That people can find it funny to be watching someone blow themselves up is just sick... And I don't give a fuck that they're a terrorist.
Death is never funny. The fact that they were that stupid is funny, and the guy's reaction was funny. Them all running down the steet all thinking they were bad-ass and *BAM!* party over. (where they were running to is anyone's guess, maybe they were going to run to Chigago?...) That was funny.

JetRaiden
2004-07-19, 08:43 PM
holy shit his face is like sliding off the skull.

Zodiac
2004-07-19, 09:52 PM
holy shit his face is like sliding off the skull.tHAT picture was a bit much for me. :ugh:

Retroactive
2004-07-19, 10:12 PM
<1337USpilot> Impact!
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) 1insurg3r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Pr0paneTerrorist
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abu_Zin_Muhsin
1337USpilot (GBU-15) OMGJIHADMACROS
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Apu
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Prz4114h
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Abdu11ah
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4dsix
1337USpilot (GBU-15) SuicideBomber
1337USpilot (GBU-15) MegaAK47whore
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ali_Kazamma
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Randomguy
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Kazimwillpwnj00
1337USpilot (GBU-15) TehJihadMaker
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Camelpilot
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Akmed_Hazim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JihadJack
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Mr1337Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) JOHNKERRYSUPPORTER
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Allahkikyoass
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jih4x
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGpwnstr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) AK47sforevrbody
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RndmTrrorst
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Muhammed_Atta02332
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadh4x0r099
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Tehbommer34
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Militantx0r
1337USpilot (GBU-15) C4rbommer12
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ackbarpwns
1337USpilot (GBU-15) BigJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Saddam_h4xssein
1337USpilot (GBU-15) CrimsonJihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Jihadstrtr
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Iluvmolotovs
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Rufti_Jihad
1337USpilot (GBU-15) XxJihadxX
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Morejihad4u
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Ihates4m3r1c4
1337USpilot (GBU-15) Icantaim
1337USpilot (GBU-15) RPGgunnaApu112
1337USpilot (GBU-15) KharsaAssimSamdhil
1337USpilot (GBU-15) xxX1337JIHADXxx
<TehNavigator> Whoah, dude.
<SOCOM16> ROFL pwnd. omfg.
:rofl::rofl: Nice work on that killspam :D
Funny video too

Zodiac
2004-07-19, 10:24 PM
1337USpilot (GBU-15) AckbarpwnsJust noticed that one. :lol:

AztecWarrior
2004-07-20, 12:47 AM
So? The plan was 50% successful - the suicide bit worked.

Someone give him a Darwin Award.